Apparently MPAA is not pleased with man ass present on a proposed poster for the new Terry Gilliam movie.
Hooray! It's a pay-your-rent day!
Replying to @ben_304
There are A LOT of good horror films out there. And for every good one there's like a hundred that are shit
Replying to @Fistipuffs
you must be kidding! #MoarCrushedHeads
Replying to @ben_304
when you'll fulfill your film quota for this year, I'll make you a list of must watch horror movies.
Replying to @ben_304
I'm not fond of it, actually.
Replying to @ben_304
I'm just not very into kidnapping/invasion films. They are kind of all the same. You'll see what I mean if you see more.
Replying to @ben_304
Oh yeah, you were on a quite a Hollywood drama roll there.
RT @ben_304: Another http://dos-ist-gut.tumblr.com/ post on Alien Incident is up, showing off more animation and a cool underwater effect!
I think tonight I'm gonna post screenshots from FOUR different versions of the same Sierra game.
Why? I don't know. I just feel like it.
Holy dick! I've got so much work to do today, this day is going to be over before I know it.
And, as usual, stop Swype is putting in "tits" when I want to type "this". You'd think I use the latter more than former.
Replying to @CritAnime
yeah, I guess.
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Mother Goose. You got it! Doesn't KQ only have 3 that are drastically different?
Replying to @Resulka
Yep.
Replying to @JDHJANUS
well, SMS & the remake are #NotDOS :)
Replying to @Resulka
I don't like them, but I do like that there are four different versions.
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Both
Replying to @JDHJANUS
LOOK AT MY NAME
Replying to @JDHJANUS
I might be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure all Sierra releases were dos/win till the end.
Replying to @JDHJANUS
You know what I mean. The SCI games.
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Hmmm. Maybe my memory is failing me. We'll find out in a few hours.
RT @TheDOSPlace: My IBM XT (With a turbo clone mobo) http://fb.me/1lJgJjIiU
RT @ben_304: This is Sepulchre canon
RT @liliakai: Paypal froze $215K in encrypted email startup, @ProtonMail's account over "government approval to encrypt emails"? https://t.…
Replying to @demodulated
I have the default on the tablet & I like Swype more.
RT @vectorpoem: Ultima Underworld sequel is cool, though a FOSS reimplementation of original UW1/2/System Shock 1 engine would have great h…
RT @ben_304: Okay, the fact that he knows my name does add something to this scene...
Holy shit. Scream Factory actually found the original elements of Nightbreed! But the collector's edition is $80? I'll pass.
Replying to @tomerg
that goes without saying
Jump to the rhythm, jump jump to the rhythm, jump.
Hello, new followers! I'm that guy who likes DOS games a lot.
I hope you all like DOS games too!
You can check out #DosGameScreenADay screenshot archive on Facebook: http://fb.me/dosnostalgia
RT @AveTory: I feel merry when I hear "Gaumont" (and strawberry)
Replying to @AveTory
That makes me want to watch a French movie tonight
Replying to @AveTory
lol. The latest Jeunet is a Gaumont production. He's a big boy now.
Replying to @AveTory
But it's in English :(
Replying to @demodulated
I got it a few months ago in a bundle. There's only a few levels :(
Replying to @demodulated
Oh, wait. It's Early Access? Maybe it improved now.
Darn it. Mixed Up Mother Goose Deluxe is indeed Win/Mac only as @JDHJANUS suggested :(
Replying to @demodulated
I liked it. Don't really have to be a musical. There's a tap mode for the rest of us.
Replying to @Resulka and @JDHJANUS
Well, four versions of the same game is not going to happen then.
Replying to @Resulka and @JDHJANUS
Win 16 was not a "dos shell". Don't say that. And don't listen when other people say that.
Replying to @richardgoodness and @JDHJANUS
I'll live.
Replying to @Resulka and @JDHJANUS
That is also a myth in a way. Or just a big misunderstanding.
Mixed-Up Mother Goose (Sierra On-Line, 1987) #DosGameScreenADay
Mixed-Up Mother Goose (Sierra On-Line, 1991) #DosGameScreenADay
Roberta Williams' Mixed-Up Mother Goose (Sierra On-Line, 1991) #DosGameScreenADay
#NotDOS but whatever. Mixed-up Mother Goose Deluxe
Replying to @JDHJANUS and @GeorgeQGreg
You can install Win3.1 on DosBox. That takes care of Win16 stuff. VirtualPC for Win95/98
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @JDHJANUS
Neither is whatever the OS is one is going to install on an old pc.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @JDHJANUS
Can you elaborate on what exactly you're trying to tackle?
I just ate a whole jar of olives, and I'm proud!
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
Not going to happen.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
Any of it, unless MS releases Win 3.1 for free, but I highly doubt that'll happen.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
? Someone would need to write a complete Windows kernel emulator. Windows is not DOS!
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
Yes, that's pretty much the only shot, however so far there hasn't been a Wine port for Windows for many rasons.
Replying to @Resulka and @GeorgeQGreg
There's no such thing as abandonware. Legally.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @Resulka
MS dropped Win16 officially in 2008.
Replying to @ksen_otaku
I don't have one handy & I don't feel like going to Brighton Beach.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @Resulka
I'm thinking of dark chocolate
Replying to @Resulka and @GeorgeQGreg
Oh.... it wasn't actual chocolate, but a category on a porn site.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @Resulka
I plead the whatever because I'm not familiar with the Constitution.
Wanna watch a French film, but nothing too heavy. Fuck it, it's Amelie time.
Replying to @ImmortalSkaarj
Oh god, Yves Montand & Depardieu! XD
Replying to @ben_304
LOL. Watch out! In a year or two you'll be able to argue about film competently :)
Replying to @Resulka
Haven't seen it. I'll put it on a list.
Amelie is such a wonderful film. Pure magic. Perfection.
Replying to @asatiir
Was my favorite movie from 2001-9.
Man, such impressive cinematography in Amelie. One of the best shot films of all time.
Replying to @AgustinCordes
this is the Sierra game with most versions, if you don't count the ones with console versions.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @AgustinCordes
Of the 1991 CD one, yeah.
Announcement: my next game is going to be made in Pie In The Sky 3D Game Creation System.
That was a joke
Replying to @HenrySmola
oh, there are enough shitty Pie 3D games in this world already
I wish someone would upload all the graphics packs & utilities that one could buy for Pie 3D. Just for shits & giggles.
Yikes, there are now instructions on juice boxes? "PUSH WITH THUMB - INSERT STRAW" :/
But what do I do after? Help! I can't figure it out!
All joking aside, Pie3D was a neat kit. A cool engine that did its own thing without ripping off anyone. First fps using it came out b4 DOOM
Replying to @demodulated
Didn't he say he was going to do it in the lobby?
Have we talked about game creation systems for DOS? Let's! #MorningDOSTalk
A big one that I remember was 3D Construction Kit aka Virtual Studio. Gave you power of Freescape & was far too complicated #MorningDOSTalk
Or maybe I was just dumb, because they made TWO of them #MorningDOSTalk
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic ZZT. So simple, even I could figure it out. Fun to play with, but I was never really motivated enough to d…
Pinball Construction Set anyone? #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @Vokabre
Why so serious?
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Computer Novel Construction Set. Immensely empowering, easy to use and made before I was born. My gateway drug t…
RT @ben_304: New screenshots over on http://dos-ist-gut.tumblr.com/! It's Alien Incident, of course, a neat little point & click adventure. :D
Replying to @Vokabre
I don't remember saying anything was great. All I'm saying is they are interesting curiosity.
Replying to @Vokabre
and there was nothing stopping one from making another Castle Master or Total Eclipse in 3D Construction Kit for example
Replying to @ben_304 and @EHCB
ok, gimme a couple of weeks, we'll do something
Replying to @GhostMutt
I certainly do
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic 3DCK was awesome for the time. Though in retrospect, the best thing about it was the hilariously WTF samp…
Replying to @richardcobbett
yes! With the store & boat travel, right?
Replying to @richardcobbett
yes! Hahahaha! It's all coming back to me! Man, too bad that editor was super confusing. At least for me.
Replying to @richardcobbett
I don't remember the second version being much of an improvement
Replying to @richardcobbett
I can hardly imagine people using the 8 bit computers versions
Replying to @demodulated
it doesn't have to be officially sanctioned. Or he can just hold his talk somewhere close by
Full walkthrough of the example game that came with 3D Construction Kit: http://youtu.be/2HueBfvy_f8
The tape that came with 3D Construction Kit 2: http://youtu.be/u1JF75oZVoQ
And nobody mentioned Forgotten Realms: Unlimited Adventures (FRUA), a Goldbox rpg construction kit. #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @AveTory
That literally took you years, didn't it?
RT @gnomeslair: Leisure Suit Larry is coming to the NES (ahem) and has a terrific trailer ready http://www.retrocollect.com/News/exclusive-official-trailer-for-khan-games-homebrew-leisure-suit-larry-nintendo-nes-port.html http://t.co/3ap5HYKH…
Replying to @GrundislavGames
time to buy Bad Mojo!
Replying to @ben_304
It was Del Toro's Hollywood proving ground. I don't particularly care for it. It's relatively cheap too - $66 mil.
Replying to @ben_304
But it paved the way for Pan's Labyrinth & Pacific Rim.
Replying to @ben_304
It looks good, Ron Pearlman is perfect & makeup & costumes are awesome. Not so much the script. It's for kids.
Replying to @ben_304
You know what, you should add a movie with no script to your list: Pink Floyd the Wall.
Replying to @ben_304
one of my favorite films & it's extremely underrated. Basically a visual track for the album.
Replying to @ben_304
Oh fuck yes. A beautiful film. Too bad there's no HD version yet :(
Replying to @ben_304
What I really like about it is the fact that it explains what the Wall is about & does it with images.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Time to start praying that one of your neighbors doesn't have nests all over their place.
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic YES! I choose to remember EA as EOA with the death star-like "O" in the middle.
A dilemma. My ex sends me a fb message with a stupid picture & says that I might appreciate the joke.
What's worse: replying that it's not funny or not replying at all?
Replying to @xavcz
I have the kit, but not the add-ons which were sold separately
Replying to @goffmog
She's not on Twitter. Also I don't particularly care what she thinks, but I don't wanna be rude
Replying to @Thomag0
that might be mistaken for me being cute
Replying to @JDHJANUS
I think I'll go with that. I'm hoping she was just drunk or something
Replying to @Thomag0 and @richardgoodness
or I can just call her a cunt.
Replying to @richardgoodness and @Thomag0
fb experiment?
RT @textfiles: Just had a nice conversation with a 70-year old who has been running a business off an Apple IIe for 30 years. (It finally b…
Replying to @richardgoodness and @Thomag0
Holy dick! That's amazing!
Replying to @umbshow and @billybob476
RoboCop 3
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
Can't you say "No, I found them in a cereal box"?
RT @HMXhenry: Big Trouble in Little China was released 28 years ago today. It remains the greatest movie ever made.
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
Sailors! Don't forget that anchor tattoo every sailor has.
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
and an occasional topless mermaid
Replying to @EHCB and @ben_304
Go for it!
RT @POStudios: Is there anything you'd like to ask the #QuestForInfamy Creators? Now's your chance! http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/29o0ve/we_are_steven_alexander_and_shawn_mills_creators/ http://t.co/bWuD…
RT @lazygamereviews: Ha
Replying to @lazygamereviews
More like AHH!
RT @jess_haskins: Join us tomorrow for the July edition of the NYC Indie Games Drink Night! Dining Room, Brooklyn, 8:30p. Good times! https…
Replying to @AveTory
Hello ( . Y . )
Replying to @AveTory
I nearly had a heart attack at work when I saw that picture. Why are you going this to me?
Replying to @AveTory
man, I better stay away from this film then. I'm not sure I could handle that in motion.
Every Which Way But Loose didn't age well
Replying to @AveTory
For a good reason!
Witchaven (Capstone/IntraCorp, 1995) #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @SND_TST
Neat!
Just learned that a classmate of mine had passed away a few days ago. Natural causes. He was a healthy young man. Married. Life's unfair.
Replying to @twiz718
Same thing. What the fuck is going on?
Replying to @twiz718
Unbelievable. I never knew a person in their 30s can die of natural causes. So incredibly sad.
Replying to @AveTory
Yep. His heart just stopped, apparently. That's some fucking bullshit. I can't believe it.
Replying to @AveTory
He was in shape too. A great guy. May not have been one of my best friend, but we had a LOT of fun in school. Such a loss.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Agreed.
Replying to @richardgoodness
I'll have an extra drink in his memory tomorrow.
Replying to @richardgoodness
I'll have an extra drink for you as well.
Replying to @AveTory
Just goes to show you that you never know when your number is up.
Replying to @AveTory
I had a mini stroke. It's okay.
Replying to @AveTory
I blame Chernobyl
RT @jess_haskins: Storm's brewing.
Replying to @AveTory
It fucking set off the alarms in Finland! FINLAND!
If any of you ever attend my funeral, please don't be sad assholes. Have a laugh and a few drinks.
Replying to @GLTease
I'm getting cremated, but I'd love something like that.
Replying to @DevarArcvarron
Yes. Play something I liked instead. Set up a bunch of networked machines with DOOM.
Replying to @richardgoodness
That's fine by me.
Replying to @AgustinCordes
It bad. The only thing about is how closely it came to actually being okay-ish.
Finally decided to give The To Do List a shot. Wish me luck.
RT @vectorpoem: Whoa, Colorado's murder rate has dropped 50% since they legalized pot... is this what it looks like? http://mic.com/articles/92449/six-months-after-legalizing-marijuana-two-big-things-have-happened-in-colorado
Ok, it takes place in the 90s, options opens with a 2 Live Crew song, and has McLovin in it. So far so good.
Bring on more 90s period films! XD
Could have done without the shit eating scene, not gonna lie. #TheToDoList
Ugh. Shut the movie off before it was over. Not funny. Too bad. It was a good idea.
Watching The Specials instead. Might as well finally watch it before The Guardians of the Galaxy comes out.
Oh, fuck, the Specials is gooood (so far). Damn, James Gunn.
Replying to @AveTory
I remember that version
Replying to @AveTory
WHAT? My mom has that movie memorized in Russian.
Replying to @AveTory
It's a funny movie. Jump started Zemeckis' career.
Replying to @AveTory
he's a wise cracking action hero!
The Specials was pretty damn good. :)
RT @textfiles: That moment in Crystal Castles when you go HOLY SHIT THE BEE SWARM CAN TAKE THE ELEVATOR
Replying to @ben_304
Yes! Just don't turn on the horrible dub!
RT @ben_304: I wanna do a KQV remake where the only thing I change is make Graham point out to Cedric that snakes are actually venomous, no…
RT @umbshow: Episode 53 all about The Adventures of Willy Beamish is here!
http://umbcast.com/episode-53-willy-beamish/
RT @IQ_Adventures: There are no bugs in our bug tracker.... THERE ARE NO BUGS IN THE BUG TRACKER!!!!!!!!!
Replying to @IQ_Adventures
time to open that special bottle of champagne!
Say what? Chloe Kardashian was here last night? You can't imagine how many fucks I don't give.
Bid on something on eBay a few days ago for the first time in years. Nobody else did, so it's MINE.
Replying to @ben_304
I'm glad I didn't run into her.
Replying to @ben_304
She's a Wookie
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Nope
RT @ben_304: I found a lot to like about The City of Lost Children. Very, very beautiful film in an absolutely unique setting.
Replying to @ben_304
It's a great film. It actually gets even better with repeated viewings cause u don't spend time familiarizing urself with the world
Replying to @AgustinCordes
Oh no! You're advertising for General Electric now?
Replying to @ben_304
Yeah, Jeunet & Caro were a great director - designer duo. So much detail. Great CGI too. It was France's first big CGI movie.
Replying to @ben_304
You'll be surprised by Amelie. That's Jeunet without the darkness of Caro. A complete opposite of City.
Yep. Won the thingie on eBay. I'll put up with some small sticker residue on the box. At least it was half the price of other sellers.
RT @OnePerfectShot: BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (1986) Director of Photography: Dean Cundey | Director: @TheHorrorMaster http://t.co/fN7WF0…
Tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him, then you don't.
RT @HG_101: The animation is simple, but the intro to System Shock is one of my all time faves. SHODAN's iconic voice helps. http://t.co/A…
Replying to @HG_101
I can never get into the first one. Which is a shame because I feel that I'm losing DOS geek points because of that.
Replying to @HG_101
really? So you're fighting monsters that just stand in one place?
RT @lazygamereviews: It's the LGR 5th Anniversary celebration, viewable right now on @retrowaretv! http://t.co/PLIvZs8GWl
Happy 5th anniversary to @lazygamereviews' channel! I'll have an extra drink tonight to celebrate. DOS enthusiasts unite!
Replying to @JDHJANUS
9: The Last Resort :)
Replying to @dclub245 and @lazygamereviews
I'm not sure what you mean by "import", but you can copy files in DOS.
Replying to @JDHJANUS
it's pretty awful, but in an interesting way.
Dear people of the Internet,
If you have a youtube channel & you like DOS games, do some DOS videos! Internet could use more DOS things.
Also post more photos of your cats.
Replying to @Princescyther and @JDHJANUS
I mentioned it, yes.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
NO!
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
GOOD!
RT @IQ_Adventures: That that's a wrap on Quest For Infamy! http://youtu.be/BIU4xkS_KSA
Replying to @matthewalcen and @lazygamereviews
I'll notice, trust me.
Replying to @Urania_Orwell
jellyfish?
Replying to @Princescyther and @JDHJANUS
I'm sure there's about five of us
Replying to @vgperspectives
that's something
Replying to @QueenLizthe1
Awwww
RT @wwwtxt: Shareware is certainly proving to be an interesting social experiment. ☯94JUL
RT @pcgamer: Want to play Planescape Torment in HD? This week's Pixel Boost shows you how. http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/07/03/pixel-boost-planescape-torment-at-1440p
Replying to @DeployDiagnose
Awwww
Replying to @Princescyther and @JDHJANUS
I'm pretty sure the developers never played the final product
RT @ben_304: Singing 90s pop songs in the kitchen at 4am. Good ones, though.
Ah for fuck's sake!... I'm not gonna be drinking tonight. :(
Replying to @jeysiec
Nope. Need to spend time with a sick person. Which is fine, but it would be nice to know about more than 10 minutes prior.
Pat the NES Punk & AVGN take a look at The Pinisher for NES (which I happen to like): http://youtu.be/E33pegiPg0U #LJN
System Shock (CD-ROM version) #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @twiz718
I'm not sick. Something came up.
So "ascension" part in Underworld Ascension title is there to remind us of an unforgettable experience that Ultima 9 was, right?
Just hit 3,000 subscribers on YouTube. Thank you, all you wonderful people! (I guess I better start putting out new content now)
An article on System Shock from The Cutting Room Floor. Lots of stuff: http://tcrf.net/System_Shock
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
LOL!
Replying to @StiglitzMovies
Yep. I was really surprised by it. Good 3D too. Didn't expect that at all.
Z, one of the most underrated RTS titles is now on GOG! http://www.gog.com/game/z
Z is an RTS that's FAST & merciless. You'll be sweating. It gets TENSE.
RT @ksen_otaku: Wait. It seems it is sort of remake related to mobile ports. Now I'm little wary of it.
So yeah, the GOG version of Z is a new update, not the original version. It seems that's the same version that's on Macs & on Steam.
Well, at least it looks like GOG will be releasing the sequel, Z: Steel Soldiers later this month.
Just tried LOOM (EGA) with BASSMIDI & ¥Weeds¥ soundfont. Sounds amazing! http://youtu.be/eFXEr_n9a5Q More reasons to never touch the CD version
And that's just the first MIDI soundfont I tried! Pyotr Ilych + The Fat Man = WIN
Replying to @OhWowHeyHo
Fuck that! I hate LOOM CD with a passion. D:<
I need to make that "Why LOOM CD sucks" video soon.
Replying to @OhWowHeyHo
I hate the CD version because the color palette is awful & so much stuff is missing, including the FUCKING MUSIC!
Replying to @OhWowHeyHo
IT WILL HAPPEN. (Sometime soon-ish)
Wtf is YouTube doing with sound now?
Virtual Dial a Pirate! http://www.oldgames.sk/docs/Dial-A-Pirate/
Replying to @DerErbkaiser
Tried it and I'm not sure I'm liking it more. Plus the bank is BIG
Replying to @tomerg
Can you even hear the music over the dialogue in the CD version?
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Oh, man. I really don't feel like going that again. I'll make a video about it sometime soon.
Replying to @demodulated
Yeah, the bit where you eavesdrop on the elders almost makes me tear up #Tchaikovsky
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
This is probably the final push for me to make a video about why the original release is superior to the CD one
1969 Moscow Radio Symphonic Orchestra recording of what became the LOOM opening theme: http://youtu.be/FqZfoK25lnY?t=16m12s
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
I don't like the art. At all. And the music is still synthesized, just recorded digitally. Not a fan either.
The piece that plays when you first meet the elders in LOOM http://youtu.be/W1JuLOmrcbw Now go check out what's left of it in the CD version D:<
Don't fuck with Tchaikovsky!
Replying to @awesomonster
But I love QFG vga!
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
You can't hear the beautiful beautiful music over the hammy dialogue! And all wild arm flailing... ugghhh. :(
Replying to @awesomonster
I think they both have the right to exist for different reasons. PQ vga is FAR worse.
Replying to @DerErbkaiser
Well, I've just seen on that's 1.5 gb :0
Replying to @awesomonster
At least it's very unique. I like the closeups, stop motion monsters, backgrounds & music. A rather unique Sierra update.
Replying to @awesomonster
PQ was a step down in everything. Original PQ doesn't work without the parser & driving is, well, still shit.
Replying to @DerErbkaiser
I don't know & honestly don't care because I wouldn't even attempt it.
Replying to @DerErbkaiser
It's an overkill if you ask me.
I hate that fucking Anna Kendrick song, but I'm listening to @HenrySmola's remix & it's soo cheery! XD https://soundcloud.com/henrysmola/sets/alternate-reality-vol-2?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=twitter
I do like Anna Kendrick though.
Replying to @HenrySmola
She's a very talented young lady.
@HenrySmola Henry, you're the man! I've been smiling for 5 minutes straight now.
RT @GOGcom: Only $5.59 for Z http://j.mp/GOG_Z A remastered edition of the classic pixely RTS from Bitmap Brothers http://t.co/sArgCRf…
Replying to @ben_304
Enjoy. I wish I could see it for the first time again.
RT @HG_101: One Must Fall, one of the few handful of PC fighting games that stood up to console/arcade competitors: http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/onemustfall/onemustfall.htm
RT @HG_101: One Must Fall, one of the few handful of PC fighting games that stood up to console/arcade competitors: http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/onemustfall/onemustfall.htm
Kickstarter for a documentary on Hellraiser 1 & 2 production: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/878562580/leviathan-hellraiser-documentary-production
Beneath a Steel Sky (Revolution Software/Virgin, 1994) #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @krakout
http://youtube.com/user/dosnostalgic
RT @dotemu: Little Big Adventure 1 & 2, Raptor Call of the Shadow & Red Baron History are 70% off this week-end http://bit.ly/LtVUMG #sal…
RT @ben_304: The film Amelie is one of the most perfect things I have ever encountered. :')
Replying to @ben_304
Did you tear up as they were riding on a bike?
RT @gnomeslair: Messed-Up Mother Goose – DELUXE MY ASS: ENHANCED. It's silly. http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/site/games/game/1747/
Replying to @ben_304
Such a romantic movie. Leave it to the French.
Replying to @ben_304
Indeed. Back in 2001 no one was expecting visuals like that. I still remember being shocked by its beauty.
Replying to @ben_304
And as the final scene rolled, I cried. I cried smiling. No other movie ever made me feel that way.
Caffeine dependency is the worst.
Ok, you know what, I take it back. It's probably not the worst as far as drugs go. But it's certainly annoying.
Replying to @AveTory
a) I think you mean Safety Last b) This movie is a damn masterpiece!
Replying to @AveTory
What? Well, I must admit I haven't seen many Lloyd films, but I'm greatly impressed by Safety Last.
Replying to @AveTory
I love Buster Keaton. Such a creative dude. Insane stunts.
Replying to @AveTory
Not to mention inspired Jackie Chan, which is awesome in its own right.
Replying to @AveTory
Yes, a lot of Chaplin still holds up very well today.
Replying to @AveTory
You didn't know that? Chan always talked about it. He loved Keaton & that's why he got into stunts & film.
Replying to @AveTory
Oh yeah, Chan's comedy comes out directly out of classic Hollywood silent slapstick film. I mean c'mon:
RT @deirdrakiai: Anyone I know looking to acquire a baby? They're 15% off, apparently!
Replying to @AveTory
I had a Chan marathon last year. Stunts are always awesome, even when some movies aren't that good.
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
Replying to @Vokabre and @AveTory
What? GAG's awesome! Our playthrough is kind of boring. :)
Replying to @Chrafen
I haven't bought it :)
Replying to @Vokabre and @AveTory
It's better in Russian.
Replying to @Chrafen
Indeed.
According to the user reviews of the Z remake of GOG the port has terrible controls. What a shame! :(
Replying to @AveTory and @NRasool
Yes, and the condom joke. X)
Alexander pulls out his magic ...
RT @the_dudefather: @dosnostalgic MAP
RT @the_dudefather: @dosnostalgic *zip*
Oh, PC Gamer. "I know there's a way to get his skeleton key, but I don't remember how." What?!? How can you forget the most awesome scene!
I mean, really??? REALLY? Nobody can ever forget this: http://youtu.be/ZkP5OtN0aCw
Replying to @Chrafen
Because COMIC books.
Replying to @AveTory
Yeah, but it's funnier in KQ.
I will say that the high res portraits with lip sync are really good in KQ6 CD.
I still hate it when old games mix resolutions though. Gabriel Knight update was the worst.
Replying to @AveTory
"I've gotta write this down!"
RT @SchattenjagerGK: @dosnostalgic What can you tell me about Voodoo?
The magnificent The Secret of Monkey Island theme on a real MT-32. Beautiful: http://youtu.be/Pdd2CNlcqn0
Tough town. I guess I should have got those traveler's checks.
Monkey Island Ultimate Talkie Edition - adds speech from Special Edition to the original Monkey Island game: http://gratissaugen.de/ultimatetalkies/monkey1.html
Replying to @bjwanlund
I'm not a fan of such things, but I do appreciate the fact that some actually pulled it off.
Replying to @AveTory
I just played MI2 a bit with my new software MIDI bank and FUCK ME I'm never going back to AdLib with LEC games (I'm a bit ashamed)
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
High res items stand out like a sore thumb!
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
Also I'm one of those people who prefers GK without voices :)
Replying to @MetalJesusRocks
I hated it. Too many little annoying things throughout. And it rips off Tony Scott's Man on Fire WAAAAY too much.
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
I'm with with him being a Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania, but he shouldn't play any Southerners.
Replying to @AveTory
Have you seen what it did to the original LOOM? I posted a video earlier.
Replying to @AveTory
Also, how are you going to get something of my head, thread, body and dead?
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
I love Tim Curry, but his ridiculous accent distracts me from the rather serious game. It's fine in Tales from the Crypt.
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
And just like that Time Warp shuffles up in my playlist! Must be a sign.
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
Although I must say. I played a bit of the new version of GK and the voices... :( He doesn't even say THE infamous line.
Replying to @AveTory
Monkey Island or LOOM?
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
Alright, I'll go play that awful Frankenstein game he was in.
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
Trust me, I really had to be polite and not say anything in the presence of J. J.
Replying to @AveTory
Here: http://youtu.be/eFXEr_n9a5Q Especially the bit with the elders. This is not the standard midi output, but a custom one.
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
Oh, man. Haven't heard that one yet.
Replying to @AveTory
Yes, that's why it needs the best sound output possible.
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
I see. That's weird. Although my main concern is of course mediocre backgrounds, models, voices & interface. Music is great.
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
Oh, wow. Yeah, that's a dick move.
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
I still haven't touched it, so I can't comment on the quality. I did back the kickstarter though.
Jodorowsky's Dune comes out on video next week. The price has been dropped to $25. If you're interested in film history, you should get it.
I'm questioning some of the DOS games on this list: Top 25 underappreciated videogames of the 90s http://www.denofgeek.com/games/underappreciated-games/30813/top-25-underappreciated-videogames-of-1990
Replying to @AveTory
But Operation Stealth? Really? Countdown isn't that great, it's just weeeeird.
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic "arguably the best adventure from Delphine" is not exactly a line for the box...
Downloaded from Sierra BBS
Decided to add all the ScummVM supported games I currently have in my dosbox directory. Took longer than I expected.
Replying to @lazygamereviews and @MetalJesusRocks
Yeah, until Max has fallen & can't get up.
Replying to @expectproblems
Did you jump in a DeLorean for that?
Replying to @AveTory
Just a further proof that Christopher Walken is amazing. He doesn't even have to open his mouth!
Replying to @demodulated
Fuck yeah! Remember in the late 90s they were making games that would run as fast as your system would allow?
Replying to @AveTory
Don't forget that it's a Spike Jonze music video. He's pretty cool when it comes to music videos & commercials.
Replying to @ben_304
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Enjoy! I would recommend a dub (either of two), so you can concentrate on the visuals.
Just read a John Landis Blues Bros 2k interview where he says the studio imposed the pg-13 rating & a kid, but he's proud it had 18 songs
I'm sorry, but there are no excuses. Blues Brothers 2000 is a pathetic piece of shit.
RT @richardcobbett: In this week's Crap Shoot, the cry goes up - Liberty or Death! But the best outcome kinda depends on where you are... h…
Replying to @ben_304
The animated specials are great, especially the first one
RT @ben_304: Amelie and Chungking Express are my two favourite films of the year, so far. Still reeling from Amelie.
Replying to @ben_304
Add Run, Lola, Run. Not quite the same in pace, but another love & series of occurrences film that takes place in hyper reality.
RT @dotemu: Little Big Adventure 1 & 2, Raptor Call of the Shadow & Red Baron History sont à -70% ce week-end chez DotEmu http://t.co/U5qZN…
Replying to @ben_304
it's one of these movies I'd kill to see on a big screen. Missed that opportunity a few years ago because of a hurricane.
Replying to @ben_304
it's a lot of money. Money that I don't have. I'd love to though.
RT @JDHJANUS: @dosnostalgic Alexander feels a strange pulling sensation...
RT @EriqChang: @dosnostalgic This particular area in King’s Quest VI gorgeous - particularly the concepts. #ArtofSierra #King’sQuest http:/…
If Liquid Plumber exists, why can't we have people of other professions in liquid form?
Replying to @HG_101
it's the updated version though
RT @EriqChang: Beautiful Sierra Gaming and the Autumn ‘89 issue carried with me since Junior High. #SierraOnLine #AdventureGaming http://t.…
Replying to @Errobc
my liquid therapist's name is Jose Cuervo
So I've been trying to expand my horizons a little bit lately. Tried drinking water the other day. You know what? It's okay.
Replying to @krakout
So you finally came to your senses.
RT @krakout: Thanks to @dosnostalgic I discovered the EGA version of Loom. With a decent midi soundfont it's just amazing!
Replying to @ben_304
Oh, man, you're on a roll!
Replying to @krakout
VGA version looks like SHIT. Such a poor update.
Replying to @HG_101
Yep
Replying to @krakout
it's not about the gfx mode, it's the fact that they ruined the amazing art style instead of enhancing it
Replying to @krakout
yes. Usually I'm not a fan of messing with old games' presentation, but in this case I think it's justified.
Replying to @AveTory and @ben_304
Oh yes!
Replying to @AveTory and @ben_304
I fucking love it.
1-209-683-6858
Replying to @Resulka
No, that's 555-6969
RT @ben_304: "American Beauty" is a very appropriate title for the film that it relates to. A beautiful film about everyday people.
Replying to @ben_304
It's about appearances. #1 thing in America. Same with American Psycho.
Replying to @ben_304
Hard to believe that the movie was heavily restructured in post production. Originally the kids were the main characters.
Replying to @ben_304
Yep. It was supposed to wrap around in a trial where the weird kid is put in prison for killing Lester.
Replying to @ben_304
Once they got to editing it, Sam Mendes saw that Kevin Spacey's part was clearly the one to focus on. Solved with narration.
Replying to @ben_304
But makes sense with the beginning that they left in. "Do you want me to kill him?"
Replying to @ben_304
Yep. Finished film is fucking perfect. Spacey's Oscar is well earned.
Replying to @ben_304
I love the score, but the problem is that's ALL Thomas Newman does now. I was watching a film he scored recently & went "AGAIN?!?!"
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Oh, man. You're loosing your Sierra-geek cred TWICE today!
Replying to @ben_304
Yes. Further proof that one can shape a good film at a latter stage if he feels that it's necessary.
Replying to @JDHJANUS and @EriqChang
Neither did I, as I lived on a different continent! That's no excuse!
Replying to @EriqChang
And THIS is how:
Replying to @EriqChang
And, of course:
Replying to @EriqChang
Erm... I thought it was Bill Skirvin.
Replying to @EriqChang
I don't get it. He's credited with it. The original is Mark Crowe.
Replying to @EriqChang
That's fine, BUT here's a credit:
Replying to @EriqChang
Here's another:
Replying to @EriqChang
And I pretty sure Josh Mandel once mentioned that they called naughty things hidden in backgrounds "Skirvins" because of this.
RT @dotemu: Get your digital copy of Little Big Adventure 1+2 (legal, DRM free) for less than $3 this week-end http://bit.ly/LtVUMG #sale…
RT @trowzersAkimbo: @EriqChang @dosnostalgic Another version of art 4 Rolling Stone article on gaming, that's Ken, Roberta & myself. http:/…
Replying to @trowzersAkimbo
Thanks for the insider info!
Standing in an Aeroflot line. Lots of Russian women around.
Replying to @Vokabre
Not that many kids.
Well, that's it. My mother's off to the Motherland.
RT @vectorpoem: API Documentation Page Consists Entirely of Looping Sample of En Vogue's "My Lovin'
(You're Never Gonna Get It)"
Now, am going to get back in time for my train or will I get stuck in Queens for a bit? #SoMuchTension #NotReally #ThisBelongsOnFacebook
Replying to @AveTory
Actually 11. In all honesty, I don't know what she's thinking.
Replying to @AveTory
I have no idea
Phone: Share your location with...
Me: No! Don't share shit!
Only mine was vocal.
Replying to @minima_express
That was a real number
Replying to @richardgoodness, @GrundislavGames, @demodulated and @ben_304
Yeah, my mother can't even handle the first half hour
Replying to @minima_express
Yep
Any interesting DOS escapades lately, dear followers?
I feel like scheduling an appointment with Mr. Jose Cuervo tonight.
MechWarrior (Dynamix/Activision, 1989) #DosGameScreenADay
LOOM EGA character portraits are amazing
Man, I love LOOM, but it's too damn short! 45 minutes & you're done!
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
If you know what to do then yes. A bit more if you stop to fuck around a little.
Since Disney is licensing Grim Fandango to Sony & Double Fine, maybe not all is lost yet.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
Not a sequel, but maybe an eventual licensing deal with GOG or Steam to release the LEC back catalog.
Replying to @Vougish
I don't need the remake. I have the original game already.
Replying to @RioTheDragonMan
And I will.
Replying to @RioTheDragonMan
I'd protest.
Dear 2 Live Crew,
Busted - ass is hardly a rhyme.
Respectfully yours,
Anatoly.
Replying to @TSandizzle
I had to jump into a DeLorean to deliver the message
Replying to @bjwanlund and @GeorgeQGreg
You mean the latest masterpiece of fantasy storytelling from Lucasfilm's Brian Moriarty?
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @bjwanlund
So have I. I have it memorized. I think pirate Cobb is gonna be my Halloween costume
Replying to @bjwanlund and @GeorgeQGreg
Agreed. I <3 DOTT. More people should be able to play it.
Replying to @TSandizzle
Fuck that. I put on my JNCOs!
Woot! It's Chumbawamba o'clock!
I want downloadable releases for Maniac Mansion, Day of the Tentacle, Sam & Max Hit the Road & Full Throttle. Is that too much to ask???
Not because I'm going to buy them. No. I have them. I want people who have never experienced them to play them for the first time!
And the rest of the Sierra adventure catalog too, of course. We have the major series, but what about Laura Bow, Conquests & others?
Replying to @Brakywaki
It's a piece of shit, but for the sake of gaming history - YES!
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic Gold Rush is coming to Steam at the end of the month. So there's that.
Ahahahahahaha. HAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAA!
Didn't see that coming, that's for sure.
Replying to @Brakywaki
The design is awful. Great intro & first location though.
Replying to @richardgoodness
It's on Steam.
Replying to @richardgoodness
Welcome to 2012
Replying to @dosnostalgic
.@bjwanlund I'd love to see ALL THE GAMES
Replying to @richardgoodness
Choose wisely.
Fuck you all, Manhunter is awesome... Yes, the gameplay is shitty, but whatever! I still love it!
Replying to @Brakywaki
They need to kickstart the 3rd one. Even though Barry is dead.
RT @richardcobbett: @GeorgeQGreg @dosnostalgic According to Steam, Gold Rush delighted more than 1 million gamers in the 80s. I want to see…
Replying to @richardgoodness
2012 was all around a quiet year for me.
Oh my god, Crash Test Dummies just shuffled up! #MmmmMmmmMmmmmm
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic Those damn death messages make me violent; not least because they should all be silent.
Replying to @tomerg
okay, I'll give you two maybe, but 3-4 is an overkill. There isn't that much to do & it's extremely linear
RT @gnomeslair: Rick Dangerous Memories http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-07-06-remembering-rick-dangerous-the-original-tomb-raider
RT @ben_304: I always forget how dark Abuse is. Cool game, though, and sadly pretty much forgotten, it seems.
RT @HenrySmola: Anna Kendrick
"Cups (Henry Smola Bootleg)"
Where Pitch Perfect and house music collide.
https://soundcloud.com/henrysmola/cups-bootleg-extended?in=henrysmola/sets/alternate-reality-vol-2
RT @lazygamereviews: "I've got dots of steel!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TFzZyNE5CU #DukeNukem3D #Dotmatrix
RT @lazygamereviews: I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://youtu.be/pG8RAbWs1yo?a Printer of DOOM! - PRINTING IN HELL [HD] E1M1
Replying to @JDHJANUS
You can switch back & forth.
RT @ben_304: The puzzles in Discworld make more sense than any part of Mario is what I am suggesting.
Replying to @Simon_Ashtear
As far as I'm concerned this is the best game in the series.
Replying to @expectproblems
Any good?
Replying to @richardcobbett and @ben_304
Walker?
This week Ancient DOS Games takes a look at Starflight: http://www.pixelships.com/adg/ep0141.html #ADG
Tried a bunch of Sierra games in ScummVM for the first time. What's with all these transitions in VGA games? Don't remember them at all
RT @OnePerfectShot: EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP (2010) Shot by @MrBrainwash and others | Director: Banksy
RT @AveTory: Steamboat Bill: As the front of the building falls, Buster Keaton miraculously survives as he stands on a spot where a window …
RT @AveTory: The stunt was performed with an actual full-weight wall. Half the crew walked off the set in fear. Keaton was given a 1928 Bes…
RT @AveTory: That's why modern actors a sissies.
RT @OnePerfectShot: THE ACT OF KILLING (2012) Shot by Lars Skree and others | Director: Joshua Oppenheimer and others
EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP and THE ACT OF KILLING are some of the best documentaries I've ever seen. Better than a lot of films.
Replying to @AveTory
That's what I always said too.
Replying to @AveTory
To pick it over Modern Times is a crime
Replying to @petevasile
I probably should just admit that it's my favorite doc ever.
Replying to @AveTory
I'm not crazy about The Great Dictator either. It's a fine film, but again inferior to his silent classics
Replying to @AveTory
He was a Performer with a capital P. And then a studio fucking destroyed him.
Replying to @AveTory
He actually showed a lot of emotion in the beginning of his film career. His store face image came later.
Replying to @AveTory
I need to watch a doc on him. An American one. I've seen one in Russia.
Yahtzee & Gabriel drown out the arcade version of Smash TV http://youtu.be/2QMYnK_va44
RT @mattbarton: Matt Chat 248: Robert Sirotek on Stones of Arnhem: http://youtu.be/gXu0ub0VBO8?a via @YouTube
List of common misconceptions (wikipedia): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions
Watching the new Matt Chatt video. Robert Sirotek on Brenda Romero & Wizardry 8: "Firstly, she wasn't in charge." BOOM. Just like that.
Replying to @KQscholar
I think it ended perfectly, but I could have used more guilds/islands to explore in the middle.
Always...
Vette! (Sphere/Spectrum Holobyte, 1989) #DosGameScreenADay
Man, I finally went to San Francisco this year & it looked like it changed A LOT since 1989
I'm especially impressed with the new landscape & the fact that they took down the big yellow wall surrounding it. It looked stupid anyway.
But honestly, my first thought in San Francisco was "Hey, hey, hey! It's time to make some craaazy money!"
I'm giving you everything, all that joy can bring, this I swear.
Replying to @SND_TST
Nope
Replying to @Resulka
You're welcome!
Replying to @Resulka
Spice up your life, young lady!
Replying to @Resulka and @PushinUpRoses
I'll give you everything, on this I swear. Just promise you'll always be there!
One day he goes and takes a glimpse in the mirror, but he doesn't recognize his own face.
RT @mattbarton: Matt Chat 248: Robert Sirotek on Stones of Arnhem: http://youtu.be/HS2GCyI9v7w?a via @YouTube
Вы поверите едва ли. Это было как во сне! Мы с бароном танцевали, мы с бароном танцевали, танцевали на луне!
Man, Mark Zakharov sure knew how to direct actors, but he didn't know anything about directing films. Yet made quite a few.
RT @lazygamereviews: Ancient DOS Games just featured me and several other awesome channels in a special video. Great stuff, check it out!! …
Replying to @richardgoodness
holy shit, now that's commitment.
Replying to @richardgoodness
More effort than I ever put into anything.
Ancient DOS Games milestone video with a bunch of cool peeps taking about ADG, including Max Headroom (aka me) http://www.pixelships.com/adg/patreon_128.html
RT @gnomeslair: This (that'd be freeware JRPG Like Clockwork) is ludicrously funny http://indiegames.com/2014/07/freeware_pick_porridge_scots_a.html
RT @HenrySmola: Playing Tetris as a child helps out greatly as a luggage-packing adult.
I love animated UI in games. A face looking around in Wolf 3D or DOOM, creatures moving around in Ultima Underworld, stuff like that.
Replying to @HenrySmola
oh, man. You can play that for MONTHS.
Replying to @HenrySmola
Enjoy. Prepare to die a lot.
Replying to @gnomeslair
I sure did! I got almost all of them (when I had the money)
Replying to @gnomeslair
No, no. Than YOU, sir, thank you!
Bleeding hand in Carmageddon was nice.
RT @GOGcom: Sensible World of Soccer, $1.79 today! http://j.mp/GEMSensible Take a bite at #WorldCup, just mind #Suarez! http://t.co/eqGOS5L…
Animated cursors in Quest for Glory 4 are nice, but it bothers me that they only animate when you move them.
Replying to @gnomeslair
No! Shut up & accept my eternal respect & gratitude already!
Replying to @stooovie
Nah
SALT (33% less sodium) #wtf
Kyrandia 2 had a very nice ui. Scrolling inventory "shelves", a cauldron, book of spells
RT @HG_101: A new Mega Monday has arrived with reviews of the final two NES games, MM5 and 6: http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/megaman/megaman4.htm
Replying to @AveTory
how can you be not a fan of his movies? They are so beautifully written & acted, even though visually poor.
RT @GrundislavGames: Check out @MichaelKN's video where I tell him about 5 games that inspired A Golden Wake! http://youtu.be/Wr7CuUOwFxY
Replying to @AveTory
Yikes. I was watching Dragon last night & it's not as good as I remember. I like Munchausen most. 12 Chairs in indeed awful.
Replying to @AveTory
I see now.
I'm considering deactivating my Facebook account. Can't bear to read the news feed anymore.
Replying to @jeysiec
never played any games on FB. Dodged that one.
Replying to @UsmanTheRad
pretty much everyone at this point
Replying to @richardgoodness
I don't think you can delete your account completely
Replying to @richardgoodness
I'm pretty sure if you were working register again, it would restore your data.
Remember: Freddy Hardest is NOT a porn star sim: http://www.mobygames.com/game/pc-booter/freddy-hardest
RT @mattbarton: Matt Chat 239: Chuckles Bueche Part I - http://mattchat.us/?p=743
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Do you catalog them in any way?
Replying to @Fistipuffs
pieces of shit?
Replying to @Fistipuffs
is that a royal we?
When people say "IRL" on Twitter, I remember that Twitter is not real life. And then I weep.
RT @MobyGamer: Wikipedia is an MMORPG where the guy with most free time always wins.
Replying to @jeysiec
But Internet is a magical land full of unicorns & entitled assholes!
RT @BluScreen_Jason: Let's do some grinding for cash in Wing Commander: Privateer... without shields! http://youtu.be/1WVuBJp_y-0?a
RT @themeatly: This is the REAL reason your #gamedev will fail... O.o
#indiedev #indiedevs #theMeatly
RT @vectorpoem: Every day at lunchtime, my latest creation @sandwiches_bot will post a randomly generated sandwich. Bon appétit!
Replying to @vectorpoem and @sandwiches_bot
But what about different time zones?
In the Mountains of Madness movie is coming? Yes! Wait. PG-13? Oh no!
I, of course, know that it's AT the Mountains of Madness, but that John Carpenter movie always throws me off.
Replying to @AveTory
I don't know why you hate Del Toro so much
Replying to @AveTory
What about The Devil's Backbone or Pan's Labyrinth?
Replying to @AveTory
:(
I'm down for Rambo 5 if they somehow manage to increase the amount of carnage, which won't be easy after Rambo 4.
B.A.T. (Bureau of Astral Troubleshooters) (Computer's Dream/Ubi Soft, 1990) #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @richardcobbett
French made extremely confusing, yet interesting games. Must be something in the water (or wine).
RT @lazygamereviews: I may not know much about voodoo, but I know an awesome DOS PC game box when I see one! #gabrielknight http://t.co/tFF…
Replying to @AveTory
Really?
Replying to @AveTory
Huh? I don't remember doing that recently...
Replying to @AveTory
That sounds like my description of a Silmarils game. I can actually play both BAT games.
Replying to @Fistipuffs
Not really appropriate for the material.
Replying to @AveTory
That's BAT 2 & that's not recent
Replying to @Fistipuffs
Need I remind you that even such a non-intense silly movie as Army of Darkness was rated R?
Replying to @AveTory
Maybe I mentioned them, but I officially out up the screen of the second one in December 2013.
RT @IQ_Adventures: Quest For Infamy - Final Release Trailer - Coming July 10th, 2014!! http://youtu.be/CKHH_FXbERc
Replying to @AveTory
Sid Meier was forever ago!
Replying to @AveTory
I just did one flight sim, I think.
Replying to @AveTory
I did a week of Meier, that's enough for a while.
Replying to @AveTory
Yikes, I didn't know it was theirs.
RT @CIA: No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary
Replying to @expectproblems
Did you just watch J's Dune?
Replying to @expectproblems
what an amazing doc that was!
Replying to @expectproblems
I can't wait till my copy arrives so I can see the delete scenes.
Me after reading my Facebook feed...
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Depends. I'd say nay in general, but yay to interactive ones. Or maybe quirky ones too. Like funny or clever.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
So I guess what I'm saying is it's actually a yea, unless it's just a roll on static or scrolling images.
RT @edgarwright: Surely the CIA are following more than 25 people...
RT @OtherSide_Games: Level 1 map. Bring back any memories? #underworld
RT @OtherSide_Games: The Stygian Abyss. Found this one in the archives.
RT @textfiles: Fresh off the Bookscanner: Intel's Introduction to ASM86. https://archive.org/details/introductiontoas00inte
In yr 2000, when I gave up on modern horror, a low budget Canadian film Ginger Snaps came out & restored my faith http://youtu.be/lRXT1J0kqdY
Replying to @benjaminpenney
Ugh. I don't like it.
Replying to @benjaminpenney
I don't give a shit. It's all cliches rolled together. At least the first sequel tries despite a stock horror setting.
Replying to @benjaminpenney
Not to mention Back wasn't written by a woman and it fucking shows.
Replying to @ben_304 and @richardcobbett
No, never played this. Gotta check it out
Монстры на полу. В кровавых лужах.
Жизней почти нет, шотган мне нужен.
Красный цвет давно в глазах мелькает,
IDCLIP готов и я взлетаю.
Replying to @richardgoodness
Escapism is addictive
Фраги, фраги, вы куда ушли,
Где уютный уголок нашли?
Старый стал я, вас не догнать,
Остаётся с грустью вспоминать.
Ancient DOS Games milestone video is now on youtube: http://youtu.be/3xsdvQ4XSNU
Replying to @ben_304
Why oh why did you see watch that movie?
Replying to @ben_304
I wish I could unsee these films. And get my money back too.
Replying to @ben_304
I'm so glad you liked it.
Replying to @Fistipuffs
I don't like Hellboy that much. And, no, it's a fucking kids movie
Replying to @Fistipuffs
the only recent pg-13 horror film that actually managed to be somewhat intense was 1408, but I'm sure even it could have used R
Replying to @Fistipuffs
MPAA doesn't like dark atmosphere or intensity. Lovecraft is not about guts, but I feel that a true adaptation needs to be dark
Replying to @Fistipuffs
and daunting. Honestly there haven't been any Lovecraft films that got it right imo
Replying to @ben_304
Good. I expect your next game to be all green & red. With occasional blue somewhere in the corner.
Replying to @ben_304
All cg too. Obviously. I love Jeunet's use of cgi.
Replying to @ben_304
It was the first film that was entirely mastered & color corrected digitally. Before that Jeunet managed to do that on film by
Replying to @ben_304
using complicated film development techniques. Like in City of Lost Children & especially Alien Resurrection.
Replying to @ben_304
however, a lab did fuck up his first flick Delicatessen & he couldn't do anything about it. The film ended up brown instead of red
Replying to @ben_304
That's opticals & chemical lab process. Couldn't color correct digitally at that time. Really impressive work.
Replying to @mousefountain
I'm pretty sure it can be done.
Replying to @IQ_Adventures and @ben_304
The movie is not dogshit! It's just not an Aliens film by any means :) Beautiful cinematography. Darius Konji I thnk
Replying to @IQ_Adventures and @ben_304
it's delightfully silly & has every single Jeunet trope :)
Replying to @IQ_Adventures and @ben_304
idk. I'd say Alien 3 is dogshit & I don't like it one bit.
Replying to @IQ_Adventures and @ben_304
I think Brad Dourif making out with an alien is even better!
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I don't understand people who like it.
Replying to @UsmanTheRad
hmmm. So you've never clicked on any links I posted?
Replying to @mousefountain
interesting. I'll give it a shot tonight
Replying to @UsmanTheRad
90% of my tweets are made from my phone while I'm at work
RT @textfiles: Backed the Potato Salad.
RT @BluScreen_Jason: I journey deeper into Stonekeep in TES:Arena. The atmosphere frightens me. http://youtu.be/bY7pTr3Jpow?a
RT @textfiles: How can you not take a country seriously that wants to push you away for 5 years for recording a movie? http://t.co/AgbpApk9…
RT @lazygamereviews: LGR Plays - Mary-Kate and Ashley Crush Course [ft. PushingUpRoses] http://fb.me/6ZVnLWxNp
"Please Sir, I cannot tell a lie..." right before some asshole kid rats you out in Skool Daze. :(
A nice old man just told me a story of how his father used to make his own wine in Queens during the Prohibition. Pretty cool.
RT @OtherSide_Games: We took this one out of the Underworld time capsule. #retrogaming
RT @raphkoster: The start of the story of why & how @RichardGarriott made Ultima IV: http://www.filfre.net/2014/07/the-road-to-iv/
RT @tempesttossed: Hey, coders! You can now code in ArnoldC. Just saying. https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC
Mine!
RT @textfiles: Boy, New York Comic Con, I'd sure LOVE to know why I was REQUIRED to give my gender/age for a ticket. Also, I listed myself …
Replying to @AveTory
I think it's repeated viewings that do it with Office Space. Or you have to be in a specific mindset
Replying to @demodulated
my condolences, good sir
My copy of Jodorowsky's Dune arrived! Deleted sceeeeeeeeeeenes!
"In the future there will be so much 3d, u won't be watching a film with your eyes, but with ur asshole while you're getting fucked by it."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky
Replying to @Fistipuffs
Say it's coz you have personality instead
Holy crap! The UK blu-ray of The Toxic Avenger (by 88 Films) looks great! http://youtu.be/0SoHJPz3MQ4 Should I just get that one instead?
Troma, as usual, delayed their release & so far posted no screenshots or videos or anything :( Wtf, Lloyd?
Replying to @antonymity
Ooh. A Troma gyno!
I played a total of an hour of Sims in my whole life.
Replying to @demodulated
Not my cup of tea.
There are plenty of games that I just can't play for many different reasons. Sims falls into that category.
Viscera Cleanup Detail, for example, is also a game I can't play.
RT @textfiles: Not surprisingly, these 30-40 year old floppies are making amazing sounds when they spin up after decades.
RT @eevblog: just got asked by a young 20 something girl in the lift "is that a laptop?!!!" Why yes it is, older than you are. http://t.co/…
RT @ben_304: First impressions of Sea Legends: A pretty darn good Pirates! copy. It's cool doing naval combat from the deck rather than bir…
Replying to @ben_304
it's.pretty much Pirates! Gold with voxels. I also love the fact that you can change the interface to your liking.
Oh Jesus Christ, my roommate is watching Hackers. #VoodooPeople
RT @ben_304: Aw MAN there's a 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea game by Coktel Vision! I did not know this until now! D:
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because it's not good & dos version is inferior to all others
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idk. I'd go for Mavis Bacon instead
Replying to @expectproblems
it certainly has its charm
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or early 90s club music
Replying to @ben_304
The film has a cool soundtrack. Mostly early Prodigy. It's also very entertaining because you WON'T STOP LAUGHING AT IT!
Replying to @ben_304
Thank goodness most of them weren't included
Replying to @ben_304
Just watch Purple Rain if you want a Prince movie experience.
You're in the butter zone now, baby.
Replying to @demodulated and @ben_304
Reading five news stories is not research
@richardcobbett Sir, why haven't you done a crapshoot on 9: The Last Resort yet?
Replying to @richardcobbett
Really? Batshit crazy insane impossible puzzles? General wtf factor? Questionable celebrity performances? :(
Replying to @richardcobbett
I finally got nostalgic enough to eBay it. I'm a masochist. The art is so fucking garish. The organ puzzle is just insane.
Replying to @richardcobbett
Well, his money certainly bought a top notch presentation & talent.
Replying to @richardcobbett
my favorite quote of his from the trailer: "... each situation, each character, each.... whatever."
Replying to @richardcobbett
Also a weird copy protection (?) in the day & age when there wasn't a possibility to copy a CD.
Should I bid on Bad Day on the Midway official strategy guide on eBay?
RT @HistoryInPics: Marlon Brando
Replying to @ben_304
Batman is fine, but something tells me you'd enjoy other Tim Burton films more. Things like Beetlejuice & Edward Scissorhands.
Replying to @ben_304
Great. One day you'll even understand this then:
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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
RT @Betelgeuse_3: @dosnostalgic IT'S SHOWTIME!
Beetlejuice twitter bot never gets old!
Replying to @demodulated and @ben_304
Fuck Batman, Beetlejuice is the role Michael Keaton was born to play!
Replying to @ben_304
original
Holy fuck, Zero Theorem still looks like it could be Brazil 2 (with some 12 Monkeys in there too.) VOD on August 18th? Fuck yeah!
RT @textfiles: Just your half-year reminder that in 2014, not a single work entered the public domain in the US. https://web.law.duke.edu/cspd/publicdomainday
RT @DoubleFine: Reap your heart out! We're pleased to announce Grim Fandango will also be available on PC, Mac, and Linux alongside PlaySta…
Well, folks, there it is. Grim Fandango redux on all platforms. Life's fucking beautiful.
I can hardly believe this is actually happening #GrimFandango
Now who thinks it's gonna be a touched up version of the original? Who thinks it's gonna be a complete 3D remake?
I'm in the latter camp. A lot of things in the original Grim Fandango wouldn't fly today. Technology-wise.
RT @Bukkarooo: @dosnostalgic 3D remake would be very cool, and would probably be easier to set up a console control scheme for. I imagine t…
Replying to @ben_304
don't really know
Replying to @demodulated and @ben_304
Well, I don't mean they are gonna release it as is. We know from the doc series that they had a new cross-platform
Replying to @demodulated and @ben_304
version of the game forever. However, I don't think you can currently get away with just redrawing textures.
Replying to @demodulated
that makes no sense if you're going to do a complete remake
RT @vectorpoem: Barely escaped Time Police search on train. Had to delete Neutral Milk Hotel's "Adventure Time: The Musical" off my phone. …
Finally got around to finishing Little Pink Best Buds prototype last night and HOLY SHIT, POTATO!!!
Replying to @Fistipuffs
I just like it when people wish death on government organizations
Replying to @Fistipuffs
But most importantly I can't believe shit like that happens
Replying to @demodulated
I assume it was a Sony thing
Where's your head at?
RT @ST_U2: @dosnostalgic where's your head at? where's your head at?
Replying to @retroremakes
2 best on hold tunes I experienced: Closing credits theme from Romancing the Stone & in-game tune from Antarctic Adventure
RT @AveTory: @dosnostalgic Don't let the walls cave in on you!
RT @AndromedaGuys: Season 2 of the #SpaceQuest Historian podcast begins now! Episode 13 right here: http://feeds.feedburner.com/SpaceQuestHistorian @TorbenFrost
I hate it when someone refers to other DOS podcasts, pages & channels as "competitors". What are we competing for?
I'm not a business, I'm just some asshole on the Internet.
Replying to @AveTory
I'm wishing to hit the Powerball jackpot!
Replying to @AveTory
state lottery
Replying to @AveTory
Of course we still play it. We bitch & moan about poverty, but we still LOVE giving government more money!
Replying to @AveTory
I'm looking at the screen right now & we have NINE of those
Replying to @AveTory
come on, there's that one in a billion chance you could become a millionaire overnight! How can you pass it up?
Replying to @AveTory
why? we both know you don't wanna live here
RT @Lola_Areola: Communion would be a lot more fun if it was vodka & a donut
Replying to @AveTory
I see you're familiar with eating non-circumcised penises.
Replying to @TorbenFrost
Not on the show atm, but I can put up a link on Facebook.
XD I have just discovered Garth Marenghi's Darkplace!
Replying to @AveTory
WHAT? I must have been drunk or something.
Replying to @AveTory
I'm 9 minutes in & it's pretty damn funny
Replying to @AveTory
you should have given me a better incentive to watch. I randomly came across the premise last night & thought "That sounds amazing"
Replying to @richardgoodness and @awesomonster
Any of your guys got shrooms?
Replying to @richardgoodness and @awesomonster
(that was a joke)
Replying to @awesomonster
Sometimes you just have to. I have an unfair advantage of moving half way across the world once. Moving became easy after that
Replying to @richardgoodness
LOL! #Silmarils
Replying to @richardgoodness
I'm pretty sure they were always serious. It's weird.
Replying to @awesomonster
Fuck if I knew. I never had any.
Replying to @awesomonster
Tooth fairy! I still have a few teeth left.
Replying to @AveTory
First episode was pretty good. I have a feeling my best friend might like it.
Replying to @richardgoodness, @awesomonster and @ben_304
I want to love Silmarils so much, but I just fucking CAN'T because their games make me feel stupid
Replying to @richardgoodness, @awesomonster and @ben_304
and some people SWEAR by Ishar. They fucking LOVE it!
Replying to @awesomonster, @richardgoodness and @ben_304
I suck at RPGs though, so I'm not even attempting Ishar. I'm sticking to their other games.
Girl, you must be a Silmarils game because you're impossible, but so fucking pretty!
Replying to @AveTory
I like that even the music is a parody. Pretty clever.
Replying to @TorbenFrost
Hmmm. I'm not quite sure about this.
Replying to @richardgoodness, @awesomonster and @ben_304
See, THAT I can play more than Ishar. CD version, of course.
Replying to @AveTory
You misspelled "contemplation"
Redneck Rampage (Xatrix/Interplay, 1997) #DosGameScreenADay
A cool copy protection from Russian company Nikita - you had to color in these cute gnomes. Nobody had color copiers.
Replying to @AveTory
I said "cumrag" before and nobody freaked out. Go for it. People who followed you for years already know what you're capable of.
An animated logo for a Russian developer/publisher Nikita (used in one game only) http://youtu.be/V5J0hE8hMmw
Replying to @AveTory
I meant "someone" who uploaded this missed an "M" in the word "conteMplation"
Replying to @ben_304
Yeah, and it fucking runs it with a parameter, so it's unskipable. :(
Two coworkers gave me their bet money to hold & give to the winner tomorrow. Sports are weird.
Replying to @ben_304
It's in a folder too. You can watch it separately & quit at any moment. The cd is loaded with stuff.
Replying to @ben_304
Yes... MOTHERFUCKER!
Replying to @demodulated and @ben_304
I like the communication system, if you could call it that.
And just for the record, I was never a fan of all the excessive cursing in Max Payne 2. Really took me by surprise.
I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
Oh, God. Stephen Merchant is in this too?
Watching episode 2 of Darkplace & this slow is officially amazing!
Replying to @richardcobbett
God, I'm laughing out loud! It's just fantastic.
Replying to @richardcobbett
Indeed. This show really surprised me.
RT @IQ_Adventures: Quest For Infamy launches later today!! Details to follow! Tell a friend, tell an enemy, tell your uncle, tell you neigh…
Replying to @awesomonster
It better be better than CJ7
RT @textfiles: Go home floppy write protect hole punch, you're drunk
Replying to @riovenitti
this one is from Osada Belogo Doma (White House Siege), but they used it in their educational software mostly
So needless to say I watched the entirety of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace before going to sleep. Now I wish there was more of it.
I almost cried laughing at the ape chase sequence! I couldn't breathe! #Darkplace
America hardly ever produces original things that are so inventive & funny. :(
Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule is one show that I enjoy more & more every time I watch it.
Comment on Duke 3D video: "Love this game but I prefer Duke Nukem Forever..." Oh no! Guys! Hold me!
Can't wait to leave work so I can play Quest for Infamy by @IQ_Adventures. Adventure gaaaaaaaaaaaaaames!
Replying to @AveTory, @richardgoodness, @demodulated and @TorbenFrost
That's why when I saw the giveaway, I just ignored it. You couldn't pay me to play it.
Replying to @HenrySmola and @demodulated
I never needed anything like that, so not sure. I remember a bunch of CD compilations using these.
Replying to @demodulated and @HenrySmola
True, you can set up a user menu in Norton Commander.
A person that complains about Duke 3D being too hard obviously hasn't played most of 90s fps games.
RT @IQ_Adventures: Quest for Infamy is now live and available on Steam!!! http://store.steampowered.com//app/264560 WE DID IT FOLKS!
Replying to @AveTory
Yes, just about every shooter is harder than Duke 3D. Even DOOM II is harder.
Replying to @AveTory
It's a fine game. If you managed to get through Shadow Warrior, you'll have no issues with Duke.
Replying to @AveTory
My only issue with Duke 3D was the overuse of mini-Battlelords in episode 2. Really annoying. Episode 4 is not as good as 1-3.
Replying to @AveTory
and if you get it on Steam, we can do multiplayer!
Now I want to play Duke 3D again. Not because I miss 10 lines that Duke says, but because it's a fun well-designed game.
Replying to @Fistipuffs
That's me & Indiana Jones and.... and... wait, what?
Replying to @SHREK_FLEX
Norton Commander
Norton Commander is awesome & amazing. <3 <3 <3
Replying to @dramaticchipmnk
SIT DOWN!
Replying to @SHREK_FLEX
Norton Commander has a lot more functionality. I love the thing. I use a modern clone on all my machines still.
Replying to @AveTory
you guys need to kiss and make up
Replying to @demodulated
Pffft
Replying to @antonymity and @demodulated
that's more like it!
Replying to @Majikel
there still are. The editor is easy to use & now there's even Steam community support
If you want to know @ben_304 & mine opinions on 90s fps games, check out this podcast about the Build engine we did: http://www.dosnostalgia.com/?p=268
And then there's a follow-up about DOOM & its engine: http://www.dosnostalgia.com/?p=343 About 4 hours of giggly geeks bullshitting altogether.
Visit the lovely Viagra Falls.
Replying to @ben_304
The sequel is one of the best sequels EVER! And it wasn't made by the same people & even isn't the same genre!
Replying to @ben_304
That's amazing. But if not, go for the theatrical cut even though fans will recommend the extended one.
Replying to @ben_304
You can check out the extended cut later. All of the material is really good, but I think the film is fine without it.
Replying to @ben_304
I don't mind it, in fact comparing cuts is often fun if they are drastically different, but it gets bad when new cut eliminates old
Less than a week till Scanners on blu-ray! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Replying to @ben_304
That's not always the case. Different cuts are born for different reasons.
Not thrilled with Cronenberg's new color timing for Scanners though. It looks good & fits the film, but I'm just against things like that.
I still don't understand why Scanners wasn't adapted into a videogame.
RT @lazygamereviews: My long-awaited Jazz Jackrabbit 2 review's now up @retrowaretv! http://t.co/ziqLhyT8HW @therealcliffyb @arjanbrussee h…
RT @ben_304: So I got talking about Amelie and now I can't stop smiling the film has BROKEN me. :(
Replying to @ben_304
Yeah, it takes about a decade to get over it
Replying to @user24 and @ben_304
I think it's an overrated pretentious pile of trash
Replying to @user24 and @ben_304
it's bad. A good Sofia Coppola film - Boxing Helena
Replying to @AveTory
it had 2 sequels & 2 spin-offs though. That's enough.
Replying to @AveTory
heh. The sequels were all about exploding heads!
Replying to @AveTory
It's a great film. But exploding head is pretty cool too.
Replying to @AveTory
have you seen any of the other films in the series?
Replying to @AveTory
I enjoyed the first Scanner Cop as a kid & rewatched half of it recently. It's cheesy, but good. I like the story & exploding heads
Replying to @AveTory
The Fly 2 is okay-ish. Special effects are the best part.
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
WHAT???
Replying to @AveTory
The whole dog thing is sad, really upset me as a kid, but then it's set up for a last shot payoff, so I approve
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
You fucking better! (Howard Shore is spinning in his grave right now)
Replying to @AveTory
All his films are good in one way or the other. Except for Crash. It looks good though.
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
Ah, shit. I was thinking of Jerry Goldsmith for some reason. I'm all over the place today.
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
:) (I don't give a shit about Star Wars though)
Replying to @AveTory
Seeing Evil Dead at 6 prepared me for everything. Except the first fly. I can barely watch it now. So gross.
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
I don't understand people who praise it like it's a holy grail of cinema.
Replying to @AveTory
I don't find it as gross. In fact I find the moment where Frank reconstructes grotesquely beautiful
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
I do think the new ones are shit. And I certainly understand the historical importance of the first 3. That being said...
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
they are just effects heavy space fairy tales for children. And that's it.
Replying to @AveTory
I think it's the waltz that's playing that does it for me. Effects in Hellraiser are actually pretty cheap
Replying to @awesomonster
I'll see it. I like his movies a bunch. Is there a comical American dub for it?
Replying to @awesomonster
Damn it. I really love the dub of Kung Fu Hustle :)
Replying to @AveTory
Or German. You're something, you know that?
Replying to @JDHJANUS
I thought that was the idea
Replying to @AveTory
My parents were peasants. Well, one of them. That's no excuse.
Replying to @awesomonster and @ben_304
I'll watch it tonight. I'm long overdue for a Stephen Chow comedy.
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That's fine with me.
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All I can think right now is Kung Fu Hustle. "Huh? WHO'S THROWING HANDLES?!?!" XD
Replying to @AveTory
I like waltzes in film soundtracks. Hellraiser, Oldboy... All very fitting.
Replying to @Vokabre and @AveTory
Thank goodness these are now preserved forever!
Replying to @JDHJANUS
I don't really care about X-Men. The last two films were fine, the rest are kind of horrible, especially Wolverines.
RT @vectorpoem: Astute identification of an unfortunately common (in games) total lack of ability to understand and criticize art. https://…
Replying to @AveTory
The score is great. Hellbound is even better (the score, not the film.) So good that it was reused in Spiderman 2 :D
Replying to @AveTory
It's always nice to see a cheap film with an orchestral score. I love synth scores, but there's nothing worse than quick & cheap 1
Replying to @AveTory
idk, that one is a bit embarrassing. I'm glad that they got rid of it in the sequels.
Replying to @tomerg
I use Total Commander as well
Replying to @AveTory
erm. It wasn't a stolen recording. It was all new score by Charles Band, the composer.
Replying to @AveTory
in a documentary it's explained like this: Gordon asked for a theme that was reminiscent of Bernard Herrmann & Band didn't have a
Replying to @AveTory
better idea than to incorporate one of Herrmann's most well known melodies into the theme :/
Replying to @AveTory
his brother is also the king of direct to video horror shlock #FullMoon
Replying to @AveTory
it makes no sense to me though. As a composer one should know better. Even if you think no one will ever see the movie.
RT @HenrySmola: If you haven't heard my remix of @AnnaKendrick47's "Cups" from Pitch Perfect, give it a listen & grab the free DL:
https:…
Replying to @tomerg
Yes. Very.
RT @OnePerfectShot: Released 33yrs ago today: JOHN CARPENTER’S ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981) DP: Dean Cundey Dir: @TheHorrorMaster http://t.…
Replying to @AveTory
we're chosen, so what. That just means the Lord loves us more. That's all.
Replying to @AveTory
probably the best one
Replying to @AveTory
God used to be a lot more impulsive back in the day.
Replying to @AveTory
I'd love it if Buddhism was the only religion in the world. But then probably assholes would find a way to pervert it as well.
Replying to @AveTory
That's bullshit. Well, organized religion is bullshit anyway.
Replying to @AveTory
yep. One can dream though.
Replying to @AveTory
Too many people use it to separate society & hate others. Just like with everything else. Human nature. No matter what Jesus said.
Replying to @AveTory
historically yes, but everything has been perverted long time ago. I don't see anything important about current state of them.
Replying to @AveTory
on a personal level it's different. If something motivates one to become a better human being, there's a place for it.
Replying to @AveTory
For some, it's exercise, for others it's education. For many it's religion. And in that case, it's good.
Replying to @AveTory
also religion keeps many people away from an edge of a roof.
Replying to @AveTory
sometimes away from an edge of a roof with a gun.
Replying to @AveTory
but when you take a broader look, in current times I think it's more harm than good. And that's sad. (End of speech)
Replying to @AveTory
can I register as a religion? I won't have to pay taxes then...
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
Erm. Most ancient religions basically prohibit everything. In Catholicism you're supposed to be sorry for everything.
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
Buddhism takes the cake as the most neutral & peace centered. Unlike most.
RT @lazygamereviews: Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Game Review http://wp.me/p1kIju-lE
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
That's what I'm saying. We just do away with the silly deity thing & do a virtues codex Ultima style.
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
technically I'm not Jewish. My mother is not Jewish.
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
What kind of a Jewish last name is Shashkina? She's a Russian peasant with no shoes!
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
Come here, brother, let's hug!
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
They often forget about that part though
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
Unfortunately "funny" isn't exactly the word I'd use to describe it.
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
Exactly. Jesus was a white dude in a robe who walked on water & had a halo around his head. Everyone knows that!
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
and I just realized that I forgot the beard! Beard is really important.
Replying to @AveTory
people who follow both of us on here sure had a trip today! Haha!
Replying to @AveTory
They probably muted both of us about 5 hours ago
It's CARMAGEDDON The Rolling Demo! http://youtu.be/PTwBieH6KF4
I thought Carmageddon: Max Pack was supposed to be out on Steam already...
Holy shit. Quest for Infamy is 1.5 gigs!
Replying to @demodulated
All the data. It has A LOT of animation from what I've seen at GDC.
Replying to @ulyanov_i and @demodulated
Steve mentioned your work. :) He's a really nice guy. He was one of the few people at GDC who recognized me.
RT @AveTory: Things I learned today: @dosnostalgic is Russian, @demodulated is a wonderful guy, like he always used to be. Please follow th…
Albion (Blue Byte Software, 1996) #DosGameScreenADay
Albion also has simple 3D sections:
Replying to @joshuasmyth
No. I'll check it out.
RT @AwesomeVGM: Holy crap, this Wing Commander I orchestral medley is outstanding! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB6VX2UrRaQ
Scooter - No Fate (long version). Has it really been SEVENTEEN years? http://youtu.be/IqCNTG2XCEI
RT @ashtonraze: Pretty much *every time* I'm looking up old adventure games and I see something funny or interesting it's from Crap Shoot.
Good morning, fellow DOS enthusiasts! Looks like a perfect time for #MorningDOSTalk. Let's talk about your favorite NPCs.
RT @darthhelmet86: @dosnostalgic Keith from Police Quest 2. #MorningDOSTalk
RT @darthhelmet86: @dosnostalgic I also really like Uhura from QFG2/3. She wasn't going to give up being a warrior because she wanted to be…
RT @darthhelmet86: @dosnostalgic And of course...Stan. Stan could be the worst person ever but that jacket makes up for everything. #Morni…
I can't even pick my favorite npc from Monkey Island 1. Everybody is so colorful #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @expectproblems
Yeah, but I like more incidental characters too
I love Tazaar the asshole wizard from Goblins 2. The fact that he can't stand Winkle is hilarious. #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @expectproblems
you should check out both. I hate 3 with a passion (both cuts), but enjoy 4
Starting my morning with a trip to the DMV. How lovely.
Of course one of the best characters in a Coktel Vision game is Urm the vampire bat from Ween (The Prophecy) #MorningDOSTalk
RT @JohannAffendy: @dosnostalgic sophia hapgood. Lil' pervy me.
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
well.... what can I say but #NotDOS
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
I ought to slap you!
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
I wish the Neverhood was for DOS. I would have made a review a long time ago.
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
indeed. You can't even run it if you don't have a sound card
Replying to @demodulated
install the codec that comes with DosBox. There's a bat file in there somewhere
Replying to @demodulated
it doesn't. It writes the frames before they ever hit your screen. At whatever the frame rate the game's working, no shattering
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
if you don't have administrator access & a 64 bit machine, apparently it doesn't function anymore
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Star Control 2. Fwiffo. Guy cracks me right up.
Replying to @demodulated
that also means that your videos will be in whatever resolution & frame rate the game's running in
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Strife. Blackbird. Cute, sassy, and if you play your cards right, you even get the girl when you save the world.
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Kyrandia 2. Marko. Utterly hopeless, but then tears a hole in the chamber of the anchor and steps through. "Xant…
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
It's supported by ScummVM now anyway
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Every character from Full Throttle, but especially Mo, because she's tougher and cooler than Ben, and that's say…
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
Maybe I should stream it. I can finish it pretty quick.
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
let's hope that ScummVM fast speed mode (ctrl-f) works in Neverhood as well
I don't know if I can pick my favorite npc from Day of the Tentacle. Dead Cousin Ted? #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
It's not fucking unfair. If you write everything down, you'll be fine
Replying to @AveTory
Voyeur is an fmv game that's like Night Trap soap opera with softcore. Voyeur 2 has better quality video & tits.
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
IT'S NOT EVEN A PUZZLE! How can you people like Myst & think this is hard??m
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
You guys need to play 9 & re-evaluate your unfair puzzle judging system
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
Myst on acid. I finally got it in a box the other day. You could tell a lot of thought was put into puzzles. TOO MUCH!
Replying to @TheMorningSongs and @demodulated
You could actually control him, which would not make him an npc.
Replying to @AveTory, @HenrySmola and @demodulated
? What does that have to do with anything?
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
It's a bad game that could have been good. The puzzle design is insane. So many variations, so much note taking...
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
You can't in 9. It's constantly shit like this:
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
THIS is actually just a 1/9th part of a final puzzle. Walkthrough won't help because for each puzzle there are
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
4 to 6 variations that are picked randomly for each game. It's insanely difficult & then they throw other shit in
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
Yes, the game is INSANELY difficult. It could have been a good game if the designer didn't get so carried away!
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
And he was definitely a fan of Myst - there's a Myst puzzle solution as a painting on a wall at one point.
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
The production value is extremely high for a Macromedia made Myst clone. The art is garish, but interesting.
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
I like it because it's one of those lost multimedia games from the 90s. As usual, made by people who weren't gamers
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
Yeah, but I feel that Riven is impossible for different reasons.
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
These games were rarely "good" though. Although almost always very interesting.
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
Bad Mojo is awesome & very playable. And not made in Macromedia. I meant more like Dark Eye kind of things.
RT @JDHJANUS: @dosnostalgic Definitely Katrina from Quest for Glory IV for me. I liked the fact that she was a complex villain. #MorningDOS…
Nobody's favorite NPC is the cabbie from The Dagger of Amon Ra, eh? #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
Dark Eye is also awesome, but slightly less a "game". Same with Bad Day on the Midway.
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
I actually like the other Haunted House game more.
RT @JDHJANUS: @dosnostalgic Ooh! Also the crew of Space Quest V. They were all hilarious! Droole was my personal favorite.
RT @JDHJANUS: @dosnostalgic And Grace from GK1. Definitely her at her strongest. I felt her character was weakened for the later games. #Mo…
RT @JDHJANUS: @dosnostalgic No, but Dagger does have some pretty entertaining characters! Dr. Myklos is my favorite. #MorningDOSTalk
RT @PushinUpRoses: Secret of Monkey Island video is here! You fight like a dairy farmer. http://youtu.be/PHf4_3u_koI?a
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic Capt. Eisen in Wing Commander III, played by the late great Jason Bernard. "Let's get down to business, shall w…
RT @PushinUpRoses: #FF DOS family! @lazygamereviews @dosnostalgic @IAmNidoking @Resulka @Hercrabbiness (And also, Ancient DOS Games (no Tw…
Playing Age of Evil, a Duke 3D total conversion by @YahtzeeCroshaw :D
RT @ben_304: Carmageddon, Demolition Racer, Messiah... 90s game dev companies were obsessed with Fear Factory, man.
Duke Caribbean: Life's A Beach (Sunstorm/WizardWorks, 1997) #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @ben_304
Best commercial FPS expansion EVER!
Duke Caribbean is included in Duke 3D Megaton on Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/225140/ Along with other 2 inferior addons.
Duke Caribbean & Nuclear Winter both have pretty cool boxes.
Nuclear Winter is one of these games we need to erase from existence though. Where did I park my DeLorean?
I really dig the amount of detail in Caribbean. Like the palette swapped shirts on pigcops. XD
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Yep :)
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Not explained. Neither are the exploding coconuts.
Ewww...
Replying to @HenrySmola
A shitty kind
Replying to @UsmanTheRad
:(
Replying to @AgustinCordes
I want that game NOW! #HolyShit
Replying to @bjwanlund
:(
Haha! Looks like I really have nothing to do this evening. A perfect opportunity to edit a podcast
Replying to @demodulated
LOL!
Replying to @AveTory
Enjoy. It's really good. Tell me what class you'll pick.
Replying to @AveTory
After the execution you'll be able to talk to three different people & if you take on their mission it'll set your class.
Replying to @AveTory
To pick a thief talk to the dude at the cemetery.
Replying to @AveTory
I only played the game a little bit, but I'm really impressed. Just the first couple hours have TONS of content.
Replying to @AveTory
Oh yes, I'm really digging it. I laughed out loud first time I visited the butcher shop. XD
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Talking to yourself might be arty, but a bit pretentious if you ask me.
"...REALLY liked Blood 2 and still do. In fact in some ways I prefer it to Blood 1." Well... Our tastes are obviously VERY different.
Same person likes Duke Nukem Forever & Blood 2 more than the games that came before them.
Maybe someone is just playing an elaborate joke on me.
Replying to @sloucherzine
Blood 2 is a broken, unpolished & unfinished pile of shit. It's a shame that it's related to one of the greatest dos fps ever.
Replying to @sloucherzine
I'm surprised you were able to run it at all. It was broken then & it's broken now. Most people can't even run the GOG version
Redneck Rampage soundtrack! It's a good time to git lickered up! http://youtu.be/fBJYhiAs4Js #Yeeeehaaaw
Bought strategy guides for both The Dark Eye & Bad Day on the Midway. Didn't know these existed until a few days ago.
Bought both on Amazon for a fraction of prices that people on eBay are asking for them.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Your butt got too big?
2 hours down, 1 more to go, 22 minutes cut out. And I keep reminding myself that making podcasts supposed to be quick
So judging by my tweets, it takes me about 2 hours to edit an hour of the pod. Jesus.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Fucking sellouts!
Replying to @ben_304, @Resulka and @AveTory
You mean the latest masterpiece of fantasy storytelling from Lucasfilm's Brian Moriarty?
Replying to @AveTory and @Resulka
Yeah, noticeable. I assume it's due to it being in production for so long.
Replying to @AveTory, @Resulka and @AgustinCordes
XD
My best friend just gave me this as a present. What a guy!
:)
Replying to @claytonpoitevin and @lazygamereviews
I had it on a loop on my tv for two days.
Replying to @demodulated
You'll need to upscale it. I'll send you everything tomorrow
Replying to @MorriganValnor
Dear God, no. #StayAway
RT @ben_304: Tarkovsky's Solaris is like no other film I have ever seen. Extremely heavy, not childish as science fiction films often (alwa…
Replying to @ben_304
it's also his slooooowest. Stalker is not like that at all. Hollywood's version of Solaris (by Soderbergh) is not bad either
Replying to @AveTory
A happy accident, judging by other new Disney & Verbinsky movies.
RT @richardcobbett: In this week's Crap Shoot, as CliffyB unveils his latest game, a cheeky dig back to the games where it all started. htt…
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
that's what I'm going to find out
RT @lazygamereviews: Not to get anyone too excited, but... I'm playing through a DOS thing because reasons.
Replying to @ben_304
I keep forgetting to ask: any Stanley Kubrick films on your list?
Replying to @ben_304
Yeah, pretty much all of them. He didn't make too many though.
Replying to @ben_304
he's considered the best American film director by many.
Replying to @AveTory
I mean every movie Disney made since then & every movie Verbinsky made since then (Rango is an exception). LR is awful trash.
Replying to @AveTory and @ben_304
only because he couldn't stand Hollywood :)
Replying to @jonkristinsson and @AveTory
I thought Rango was okay. Started strong, but by the end wasn't that great. Visuals were fantastic.
Replying to @ben_304
it's good. It's made to mimic the Watchowskis style. Lots of changes, but considering it's a Hollywood action film, it gets a pass
I'm only on the second paragraph of @richardcobbett's latest Crap Shoot & I can't stop laughing! XD http://pcgamer.com/2014/07/12/saturday-crapshoot-the-palace-of-deceit/
"i do like blood2 moast. but blood1 is greate game alsoe. Sad they havnt made blood3 yett" Another one. :/
And I always wished for more YouTube comments. Be careful what you wish for indeed.
Replying to @ldavet
You haven't seen nothing yet.
Also, if you claim to love 90s fps games, say you like Redneck Rampage & Blood, but then say that you find Duke 3D too hard even on easy >>>
>>> I seriously question how much of the aforementioned games you actually played.
Anyway, I'm just bitching. I love all feedback.
Replying to @ldavet
it's a great classic shooter. A full playthrough is mandatory.
Replying to @ksen_otaku
unfortunately I kind of started the whole thing in hopes of people commenting in the first place
Replying to @ldavet
Shadow Warrior is pretty tough because it's not properly balanced. Blood is even harder, but only because it's HARDCORE
Replying to @ldavet
Thanks! I enjoy a good DOS talk.
Replying to @ksen_otaku
it doesn't happen often, but I can tolerate them. Better than "not all music in LOOM is Tchaikovsky!" shit
Replying to @ldavet
God no. Wasd + mouse
This is Blood for $6: http://www.gog.com/game/one_unit_whole_blood If you like fps games & don't own it, buy it now. It'll kick your ass & you'll love it!
Replying to @ldavet
the game allows for mouse control, so there's that. And it's intended to be played like that. No chance on keyboard only.
This dance ain't for everybody. Only the sexy people. So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance. Dance, I said!
RT @vectorpoem: Doom is full of weird visuals and any film adaptation should run with this, not fall back on generic sci-fi tropes: http://…
Replying to @AveTory
And you called Alexander Shulgin a drug dealer... :(
Replying to @AveTory
Well, you're all "Rest in peace, you horrible person.", but branded a scientist "a drug dealer."
Replying to @AveTory
Shulgin lost everything because he wanted to discover new things & how we perceive things. US Government ruined him.
Replying to @AveTory
he's not responsible for that. Just like many other scientists are not responsible for military using their inventions to kill.
Replying to @ben_304
Hugo Weaving & Natalie Portman make this movie though.
Replying to @ben_304
Just wait till you see Leon.
Replying to @ben_304
he's amazing, although from the comic book I imagined that it's the girl who writes the not, so I always pictured a feminine figure
Replying to @ben_304
I hope it's the longer version
Replying to @ben_304 and @CGOApps
Soderbergh is also not your typical Hollywood director. Solaris is also not one of his best. I'm just saying it works.
Replying to @ben_304
Yes, trust me, all character development is in those 20 minutes. Americans were too afraid. You'll understand.
Replying to @CGOApps and @ben_304
I like his indie stuff more. Schizopolis, Gray's Anatomy & such. With Hollywood I prefer Ocean's 12 & Traffic.
Replying to @CGOApps and @ben_304
What's so guilty about it? It's great. Second one is delightfully arty-farty :)
Replying to @CGOApps and @ben_304
Yeah, people really hated it. It's fucking hilarious!
Replying to @CGOApps and @ben_304
or he can take $300 grand and make a movie with ALL THE STARS - Full Frontal.
Replying to @CGOApps and @ben_304
or the fact that he shoots & edits his films himself under the same pseudonyms :D
Looked up Elite: Dangerous prices. $50, $75 & $150... Wait, what?!?!
Can I have Elite: Harmless for maybe a tenner instead?
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic oof. That's a bit much. A big bit.
RT @lazygamereviews: @dosnostalgic Wow, the cheapest I saw last time I checked was $100... bargain? :/
I'm not quite sure what a game has to do to justify that kind of price. Maybe if it cooks me at least a few delicious dinners.
Replying to @Amadeus484 and @lazygamereviews
I already have Frontier anyway, and that's good enough for me!
Replying to @GenVG1
Spinderella cut it up one time!
RT @vectorpoem: Jodorowsky's "Doom"
Replying to @vectorpoem
I'd buy that for a dollar!
This fucker is the reason Jodorowsky's Dune isn't 100% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes: http://nypost.com/2014/03/19/jodorowsky-doc-is-far-from-a-masterpiece/ should be ashamed of being a critic
I still think nothing that has been suggested in the last 10 minutes beats "smashy-smashy egg men."
Some internet asshole ruined Relax by Franke Goes to Hollywood for me by setting an incredibly well edited Peter North montage to it.
RT @lazygamereviews: GUYS I FOUND EARTHBOUND WHILE OUT THRIFTING
RT @PushinUpRoses: In case you missed it, my Secret of Monkey Island video went up yesterday. And here it is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHf4_3u_koI
Replying to @ben_304
You should see the part that accompanies "hit me, hit me, hit me with your laser beeeeeeeaaam"
Replying to @ben_304
someone had A LOT of time on their hands (hand?)
Replying to @ben_304
Hollywood remade it as a movie about angels who like to fuck a lot starring Nic Cage.
Replying to @ben_304
you're right, it's trash
Replying to @ben_304
Good. Is One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest one of them?
Replying to @ben_304
I've never seen it.
Replying to @ben_304
Good
Replying to @ben_304
To be fair, you're watching films that people recommended to you & therefore are likely to be good films.
Igor: Objective Uikokahonia (Pendulo Studios/Optik Software, 1995) #DosGameScreenADay (what a freaking title)
Replying to @Vokabre
Well, yeah. It's Pendulo after all.
Replying to @AgustinCordes
Fuck that guy!
Plans for tonight:
1. Finish editing a podcast
2. Upload a podcast
3. Get drunk
Replying to @demodulated
Oh yes, sorry, I almost forgot. I'll do that in between 2 & 3.
How is it 8:20 already???
Replying to @strangeqargo
Daughter of the Serpents. Uncompressed.
It's a final mixdown, ta-da-ta-da, ta-da-da-da-dam!
Join @CGOApps & myself on our trip down the flight simulator history on the new episode of the DOS Nostalgia Podcast: http://www.dosnostalgia.com/?p=440
It's very comprehensive. If there's another podcast that covers more games of a specific genre in one episode, I'd like to hear it.
My next podcast will feature a Russian retro-guru @bocha_himself. Accents galore!
And Mr.@expectproblems, I'm ready when you are :)
RT @CGOApps: It's a great day for flying! @dosnostalgic and I talk about Flight Simulators on the Dos Nostalgia podcast. http://t.co/64Uk…
@CGOApps Sorry for the time it took to get it out, man. I really had my hands full this last month.
Replying to @CGOApps
I'm happy with the final version. From 3:24 to 2:45!
Replying to @awesomonster
Good luck!
Replying to @ben_304 and @GrundislavGames
Just wait till you see The Thing then.
Replying to @awesomonster, @GrundislavGames and @ben_304
As far as effects heavy 80s horror, you certainly can't get any better
Replying to @demodulated, @ben_304 and @GrundislavGames
Erm. Not the original, but the 1982 one.
RT @HG_101: Best gag in System Shock 2? The absurdly overpriced junk food in the movie theater on the recreation level http://t.co/T5gInVkA…
Don't have much to do on Sunday morning? Start your day with @CGOApps & I talking about flight simulators for DOS: http://www.dosnostalgia.com/?p=440
RT @CGOApps: For the morning crew: I'm a guest on @dosnostalgic's podcast! All about flight simulators from the MS-DOS era http://t.co/64…
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
That was me singing that Baltimora song.
Tropic Thunder is overrated. As a film (a comedy) it's all over the place & rather sloppy. It's only okay because of strong performances.
Ben Stiller is not a good director. I'm sorry it took so long for Hollywood to figure it out. The Secret Life of Walter Shitty...
Replying to @AveTory
Well, that goes without saying, I think.
The best thing Ben Stiller ever directed was that tv pilot with Jack Black & a talking motorcycle.
Oh yes, DOS games...
DOS games are cool. If you play them, you'll be cool too & everyone will like you.
Replying to @AveTory
Eh. The sequels even make De Niro look bad. That's a fucking accomplishment.
RT @DarkestKale: @dosnostalgic @ElPrezAU Why do you think I made Quarries of Scred using only CGA/EGA palettes?
Don't fear the Ripper... This guy is un-FUCKING-believable! #DOSGames
Replying to @richardgoodness
Nope.
I'm selling these fine leather jackets. #DOSGames
RT @Sikthehedgehog: @DarkestKale @dosnostalgic @ElPrezAU My game has a CGA mode too (and a PC speaker mode as well) http://t.co/JfNhi9R47n
I'm Bobbin. Are you my mother? #DOSGames
As usual, you've been a real pantload. #DOSGames
RT @FusionScene: This is glorious - @SpindleyQ remade the demoscene classic Second Reality in Klik & Play: http://t.co/tr1RJHNgGo
Replying to @AveTory
Also due to performances, rather than direction.
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic Looks like he... hit the tree, Jim. #DOSGames
RT @bocha_himself: @dosnostalgic I still think there is a way to play serfcity in dosbox with two mice. But we spoke about that in out podc…
RT @ismael_novo: @dosnostalgic still present today... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XYaAfpC8nc#t=243 Castle Wolfenstein !
Replying to @DarkestKale, @Sikthehedgehog and @ElPrezAU
HOW DARE YOU, SIR?!
- We're ready, master.
- I'm not ready.
#DOSGames
RT @richardcobbett: Note to everyone working on adventure games, this comment applies to literally every single Elder Puzzle. Stop it. http…
Of all the shops in Algeria and we had to walk into this one. #DOSGames
Don't have time to play with myself. #DOSGames
Hah hah, little graveyard humor there! #DOSGames
Replying to @richardcobbett and @demodulated
my favorite tweet of the day!
Replying to @demodulated
ooh
Replying to @demodulated
you're welcome, good sir!
I've watched all 6 episodes of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace twice & now I'm sad that there aren't any more :(
The show made me burst out laughing out loud so many times, my roommate decided to check on me in case I was going insane or something.
Dean Leaner's line "She's got a face like the proverbial. I THINK IT'S HER TIME." nearly killed me. XD
I'm so ashamed that I apparently ignored @AveTory's advice to watch it five years ago.
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic I'm not puttin' my lips on that...#DOSGames
RT @AmayirotAkago: After listening to @dosnostalgic's new podcast, I've determined that my game collection is distinctly lacking in flight …
Replying to @AveTory
Didn't like it that much.
Replying to @AveTory
I wouldn't mind seeing the original stage show though.
Replying to @AveTory
so much detail & little touches in that show. I'm very impressed.
Replying to @AveTory
Oh, bullshit. That's impossible.
Replying to @AveTory
if you didn't get the joke (which would surprise me), the show would be too ridiculous & stupid. No reason to watch it.
Replying to @AdamZwakk
Didn't like it that much
Replying to @AveTory
"Tell me something; is this hospital called St. Crock of Shit?"
Replying to @AgustinCordes
Yes, a party in my pants!
Never knew a title of this weird Asian Genesis game: You were a boy shooting things with a slingshot. Everything looked bizarre.
One of the monsters was a prehistoric man with a big mouth that stretched too much to one side. Holding a club. I think.
I don't remember much else. I think there were shops inside huts or wigwams of some sort. I never got far & didn't understand it.
Replying to @karlozm
I'm familiar with DOS games, man. This was a some kind of weird Asian game on Genesis/Mega Drive.
A great Russian video on Cannon Fodder 2 (in Russian, obviously): http://youtu.be/dC3tsVGkcC4
This week Ancient DOS Games takes a look at the cult classic BioForge: http://www.pixelships.com/adg/ep0142.html #ADG
A new Ken Silverman demo: http://www.advsys.net/ken/voxlap/pnd3d.htm
Well, first interactive cd-rom for kids is certainly weird...
Replying to @BluScreen_Jason
Yes! That's the one! I love you!
Well, @BluScreen_Jason identified my forgotten Genesis title as Osomatsu. I told you it was fucking weird! http://youtu.be/0CewXpsUNJI
I'm having such a flashback right now, it's not even funny.
Replying to @AveTory
Not as good as A Fish Called Wanda though.
RT @SND_TST: Hey @dosnostalgic & @lazygamereviews checkout a music video created this year that uses VR Studio + DOSBox!! http://t.co/X6aD…
Replying to @SND_TST and @lazygamereviews
I <3 Freescape!
Replying to @AveTory
But only because he could personally relate to the gag! The rest of us are safe.
There's a MegaRace reboot coming. Hope you missed Lance Boyle http://youtu.be/sTutDTBSXxI
Zoom offers MegaRace 1+2 bundle for only $2.99 http://zoom-platform.com/#store-megarace12-bundle There's also a bundle with 3 included, but why would you want that?
Replying to @demodulated
Same as 1, but with 3d cars & better fmv
RT @BluScreen_Jason: I grind away in Wing Commander: Privateer and for once I'm happy with my commentary. http://youtu.be/4zh1cspmJ9M?a
Replying to @demodulated
well, there's better scenery & more Lance. 3 is a total pile of shit. #Cryo
I don't know which one is worse for mentally ill people: to live in a developing country, when they are written off as insane & become >>>
>>> outcasts, or to live in the U.S., where 99% of doctors' solution is to turn them into pilled up zombies & be done with it.
Replying to @AveTory
those are just mental cases, not mentally ill.
Replying to @AveTory
I'm making a generalization, not analysing a few specific cases.
I love Grumpy Cat, but her owners are exploiting her. :( Cats don't enjoy traveling/attention.
Replying to @demodulated
I'd love a picture with her, but I know she doesn't enjoy it & probably really stressing out.
RT @richardcobbett: Ah, Hopkins FBI. The gift that keeps on giving. In the German sense of the word.
Replying to @Vokabre
Cats very rarely do.
RT @retsupurae: Pushing up a couple videos today. First up, it's Hopkins FBI, the world's greatest FBI agent with @DavidJohnBores - https:…
Worst adventure games for DOS. Go! #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @ST_U2
#NotDOS
Replying to @ST_U2
has nothing to do with cd-rom, just a Mac/Windows game. Being made in HyperCard might have more to do with it.
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic Kingdom O' Magic: http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/09/08/saturday-crapshoot-kingdom-omagic/
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic Man Enough is pretty damn wretched.
I'd say the few Russian adventure games for DOS belong on the list of worst: Tsarevna, Tales on Bark and Nine Princes in Amber.
Replying to @demodulated
there are worse adventure games out there
Psycho is... I don't even know. #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @EHCB
I know it sounds like a fantasy gangbang porn, but it's actually based on this: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_Princes_in_Amber
Replying to @antonymity
no, but there's a great Windows remake.
Replying to @antonymity
a lot of effort was put into that remake. Sunset Riders music is a very nice touch.
Replying to @richardgoodness
I don't disagree.
I just came up with Sleeping Simulator, but I'm willing to bet someone else already made that.
RT @Sierra_OffLine: The opening excerpt of my dissertation on Sierra On-Line and Video Game History (w/ images!) RT and enjoy! http://t.co/…
RT @Resulka: @dosnostalgic Jack the Ripper (1995) Even with the game manual, I couldn't work out how to play it.
Replying to @AgustinCordes
I played Dylan Dog! And the sequel too.
RT @Resulka: Absolutely shockingly (to no one) The Sierra Con just quietly got cancelled on Facebook.
Replying to @AveTory
It's bullshit is what it is. Back in the day, you'd give this game 1% & that's it. What happened to you?
The intro to Ween: The Prophecy: "Ween! Basically we're all royally fucked unless you quickly complete these impossible tasks. Good luck!"
Replying to @AveTory
ugh...
Replying to @GrundislavGames
do you have yours backed up as files? I need to play the U.S. version which apparently features a different translation.
Replying to @AveTory
But the gfx & music are pretty good.
RT @AveTory: @dosnostalgic Now Ivan Lozkin was really bad.
@GrundislavGames I've been told US translations are usually better, but I'll believe it when I see it.
Replying to @EHCB
it's like the opening of Jurassic Park, but instead of a mosquito it's 9 tiny men.
Replying to @richardcobbett
have you tried it before?
Replying to @richardcobbett
I tried DK2 at GDC & it was awesome. Even though the resolution can still pretty low.
Replying to @NRasool and @richardcobbett
that's the demo I would love to try!
Replying to @richardcobbett
that's the demo I played. It was shit, but the 3d effect was fucking amazing.
Replying to @richardcobbett
I also tried Virtual Boy at GDC as well & it wasn't that bad either.
Replying to @richardcobbett
Oh yeah, I'm sure that would be amazing. I actually REALLY dug the idea of a virtual cockpit. I never thought of that before
Replying to @billybob476 and @TorbenFrost
It's shit is what it is
Replying to @TorbenFrost
I wish I could reach through the internet & slap you.
This guy made a ScummVM hack that allows custom soundtracks. Includes real recordings of Swan Lake for LOOM EGA: http://www.pixsoriginadventures.co.uk/scummvm/
RT @daniel_rehn: “Where Online Services Go When They Die: Rebuilding Prodigy, one screen at a time.” http://dnlr.hn/U35Dyf http://t.co/Cjq…
RT @daniel_rehn: As a first-time user, watching Prodigy's graphics load up felt as though you'd dialed the future with your modem. http://t…
Replying to @stooovie and @CGOApps
Nice!
RT @JDHJANUS: For anyone who missed it: a link to updated pics of my game collection! :) https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10101299384435063.1073741830.9205913&type=1&l=f689b99755
Taiwanese plunger sticker things are cool, but let's face it, kind of redundant.
GOG needs to release U.F.O.s, an underrated German adventure game about an alien & his buddy, a platypus.
Replying to @AveTory
apparently it's Canadian
Apparently U.F.O.s is a Canadian game. Oops.
Replying to @Acantophis3rD
apparently it's Canadian & was called Gnap in Germany
Replying to @HistoryInPics
looks like he has a hardon
RT @atari: Blood: One Unit Whole Blood and Blood II: The Chosen + Expansion are now on Steam! http://bit.ly/BloodonSteam
Replying to @Gergory3
not gonna happen. Big rights issue there apparently
Got the first phone call from my mother since she went back to Russia. Summary: she's staying & my father is dying from 3 different things.
I need a drink
Please don't get emotional, I don't really know my father.
But I still need a drink.
So, my guess is Blood on Steam is running under DosBox, correct?
Replying to @cyber__demon
Well, from what I understand it's Jason Hall who's sitting on the source code.
Replying to @Acantophis3rD and @cyber__demon
That's how I play anyway.
Replying to @brandashmyg
For an indefinite period or time. She's not staying with him. There's a reason they've been divorced twice.
Blood on Steam is $1 cheaper than GOG. Just sayin'. http://store.steampowered.com/app/299030/?snr=1_7_7_151_150_1
Replying to @demodulated
I don't really care about my father since I don't really know him. But my mother's decision to stay bothers me.
Replying to @EHCB
It's dosbox. Also DRM free.
Replying to @EHCB
Well... You can rip it yourself... :)
Replying to @EHCB
Who knows, might be included. People on the the forums report that it's a copy of GOG folder. Including all .gog files & such.
Replying to @EHCB
$1
Haha! Weird Al remains the king of pop music parody.
RT @OnePerfectShot: TO CATCH A THIEF (1955) Director of Photography: Robert Burks | Director: Alfred Hitchcock
Any ideas on getting this game identified? Nothing comes to my mind.
The AVGN movie looks alright: http://youtu.be/4tfsQMoAg80
Replying to @brandashmyg
Many reasons, but I think it's a wrong decision.
Constructor (System 3 Software/Acclaim, 1997) #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
Jesus Christ
An awesome AdLib tune from Coktel Vision's Ween: The Prophecy: http://dosnostalgia.com/files/ween_theme.mp3 One out of 5(!) songs from the intro by Charles Callet
RT @lazygamereviews: I propose using blocks of cheddar cheese as a superior replacement for censorship bars/blurs.
Replying to @textfiles
I get about 70-81% sound is a bit shattery. firefox.
Full soundtrack is possibly coming later tonight, depending on how drunk I get. I'm determined to name everything
Also here's a European title screen for those who have never seen it:
Replying to @Worldslayer
Any more details?
Replying to @Worldslayer
That could be Alien Carnage aka Halloween Harry
Replying to @demodulated and @CGOApps
And there's still 2 more hours after that! :D
Replying to @Worldslayer
Could be Catacomb/The Catacomb, but honestly that's a pretty loose decription.
Replying to @richardcobbett
me too! (And I don't really eat ice cream usually)
"Which one is UKI? Which one is ORBI?" Aaaaaaahhhh!
Replying to @Worldslayer
It happens. Hell, I can't remember a bunch of games from when I was a kid because my memories of them are almost gone.
I'm still sober.
I'm not sober.
Time to watch that Roger Ebert documentary. (Also time for more tequila)
RT @PushinUpRoses: I am confused. Am I supposed to make my SNES sexier?
That fact that now you can't DM links to files is such bullshit.
Flood warning? What? Is it Das Boot time again?
Replying to @fedezz_88
The game's huuuge. Enjoy. I would read up on it first, since it's not without problems. Might help knowing some things in advance
"The posters displayed improbably buxom women, and I was inside in a flash." - Roger Ebert on Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Replying to @fedezz_88
You might wanna look up some cheats in case random dungeon generator screws up, which happens often
Replying to @fedezz_88
the world itself is static & one of the largest in games. The dungeons are randomly generated though.
RT @AveTory: T.S. Spivet, wow. What a multilayered movie, unlike other rather straightforward Jeunet films. A lot of thought was put into i…
Replying to @AveTory
Yeah, hopefully a beginning of a new era for Jeunet. He's a great director.
Replying to @fedezz_88
idk. I think a lot of old games are meant to have 100% of your attention and thus are not very suited for mobile platforms.
Replying to @AveTory
I rewatched it with my mom a few days after I saw it. She loved it.
Replying to @AveTory
Oh yes, it's unmistakably a Jeunet film. :)
Replying to @AveTory
are you going for good?
@AveTory I'm thinking Jeunet didn't intend to sell it to the U.S., despite making it in English. Being familiar with the Hollywood system >
@AveTory > he couldn't have possibly thought this shit is going to fly over here. The book was about America, so he made it in English.
Replying to @AveTory
Yeah, but Americans don't like films that don't stick to a particular genre. This one has too many layers to be accepted here.
Replying to @AveTory
Yeah, but once what's essentially a family film gets into the dead brother territory, you can kiss it goodbye.
Replying to @AveTory
Such great actors too. I love Helena Bonham Carter. And Canada makes convincing America as well. :)
Replying to @AveTory
You could tell Dominique Pinon really worked on his southern accent, but it still wasn't convincing XD
Replying to @AveTory
I think Amelie wins due to its easy to digest subject matter. It's a romantic movie about love. Ultra positive. Everyone liked it.
Replying to @AveTory
The mother
Replying to @AveTory
Pinon nailed the sounds, but his words were off. "Refuge" especially. He's still a Frenchie. :) it's okay though.
Replying to @AveTory
She's an amazing actress. I love her in everything, even in the shitty movies her husband makes now
Replying to @AveTory
yes, I think Amelie just wins the title of the most positive movie ever. It's just so life reaffirming & has visuals to match.
Replying to @AveTory
She's in A LOT of stuff
Replying to @AveTory
one of my favorites is Fight Club. She was perfect as Marla Singer.
Replying to @AveTory
Too bad. I think Seven is overrated, but Fight Club is marvelous, especially for 1999.
Replying to @Vokabre, @lazygamereviews, @AveTory and @GeorgeQGreg
Nice, man!
RT @textfiles: Finally saw "Big Trouble in Little China". Approved.
RT @GreyAlien: If you want to make a 2D game, don't use Unity, use Monkey X! Many reasons, here's one: http://forum.unity3d.com/threads/speed-comparison-2d-unity-vs-monkey.248926/
So true. Monkey X is cheap, easy, fast & supports lots of platforms. I don't know what else you could possibly want http://www.monkey-x.com/
Shit. Today's gonna be a day full of running around from what it looks like. :(
Replying to @Vokabre, @lazygamereviews, @AveTory and @GeorgeQGreg
Awesome! Where's the wheel?
DosBox capture pro tip: use "-startmapper" parameter & remap screenshot button to Print Screen & video capture to Scroll Lock.
RT @IQ_Adventures: Quest For Infamy is now on @steam_games ! Support independent games and studios! RT and share! http://store.steampowered.com/app/264560/
Replying to @richardgoodness
They are creeeepy
Replying to @richardgoodness
Urm is the man! He feels merry when he hears the word strawberry!
Replying to @billybob476, @CGOApps and @umbshow
Thanks! I think this podcast will be a definitive pod on DOS flightsims for quite a while :)
Replying to @AveTory
Look at you, Mr. Sophisticated.
An Amiga version of Ween: The Prophecy. Not the same without the digitized actors or AdLib soundtrack :( http://youtu.be/8r0H9S3q3Ms
@awesomonster There IS an English dub for Journey to the West, but it looks like it's not comical as Kung Fu Hustle's. Just kind of shitty
Replying to @AveTory
You just can't appreciate dumb jokes anymore. All Jackie Chan movies are like that. Except for maybe Police Story 4 or that new one
Replying to @AveTory
It's childish & cartoony and is meant to be that way. Same way with a lot of emotions in Asian films. Actors just EXPLODE.
Replying to @AveTory
Drunken Master is all about stupid faces! Fantastic & hilarious fight choreography?
Replying to @AveTory
- What does the skull & crossbones mean?
- Good stuff!!!
That's quite an elaborate plan to force someone to have sex with you. :/ #JourneyToTheWest
Replying to @awesomonster
It's hilarious in so many ways. I mean, it's rather loose. Adds unnecessary cursing too, but it fit the film's silliness.
Full soundtrack from Coktel Vision's Ween: The Prophecy by Charles Callet. Listen + download link: http://youtu.be/95Mfic4gL90
Replying to @peterc
Enjoy. I think it's the last good thing he has written (well, maybe Snuff too)
Replying to @fedezz_88
Nope
And now more stupid running around from office to office! :( #bureaucracy
RT @nothingreal: Sierra characters doing their best Beatles. (found on EGM) #kingsquest #pcgaming #retrogaming
RT @GOGcom: Gray Matter, only $3.99 until Friday http://j.mp/GrMttrGOG An adventure game by Gabriel Knight's creator! http://t.co/nZ629HsS…
Replying to @fedezz_88
Sure
RT @benjedwards: Jim Carpenter has already pulled out some new Prodigy screens from a STAGE.DAT we received the other day. Here's one: http…
Replying to @petevasile
I can get the uncut 104 minute version, but only in English.
The Last Express (Smoking Car Productions/Brøderbund Software, 1997) #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @jess_haskins
indeed. The 90s were a great time for pc games.
Replying to @jess_haskins
I wish Jordan Mechner published the journals he kept while developing TLE, like he did with his two other games.
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
:)
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
idk, missing the ambient & mysterious tone of the DOS version.
Replying to @stooovie
Most of Coktel Vision history is rather obscure.
Replying to @elPutje
Dude, there's plenty of guides online on configuring DosBox. My config from a few years ago: http://www.dosnostalgia.com/?p=149
RT @daniel_rehn: COMPUTER VIRUS CATALOG: artist interpretations of the greatest viruses from computer history ▋ http://dnlr.hn/1nrh367 http…
Yes, I'm playing it... but only because I have to!
Replying to @DeployDiagnose
You mean the latest masterpiece of fantasy storytelling from Lucasfilm's Brian Moriarty?
Replying to @mmustapic
I hate the VGA version with a passion!
There's fucking almost nothing left of the dialogue in this version :(
Replying to @mmustapic
Many reasons. I'm making a video about that.
Replying to @umbshow and @billybob476
Plundered Hearts
Replying to @umbshow and @billybob476
Sea Legends (basically Pirates! with voxels though)
Replying to @umbshow and @billybob476
Yep.
The music is GONE... :,( #LoomVGA
Replying to @sloucherzine and @PushinUpRoses
I didn't think Rusty was 30 years old. :( #LoomVGA
Well, now I only have one more version left to play...
Full playthrough of a rare FM Towns version of Zak McKracken & the Alien Mindbenders: http://youtu.be/dt7AYqdoWXY
Replying to @Miezpiez
Erm. It makes sense within the game's story.
My problem with the last few Weird Al albums is that I'm not familiar with these pop songs, so before listening to it I need to subject >>>
>>> myself to an hour of shitty pop, just so I can understand the parodies. :( (Not to mention I still have to endure the so called "music")
RT @mattbarton: Matt Chat 249: Mount & Blade Warband: http://youtu.be/ZQQkfafGyDo?a via @YouTube
Replying to @Syndarr
Yeah, but at least pop music wasn't as shit back then.
I need to move from ffmpeg to x264.exe. Man, I hate fucking with encoders.
Replying to @demodulated
My video editor can't import ffmpeg generated h.264 files for some reason. I used to do ffmpeg 1st, then run Handbrake after
Replying to @demodulated
but that takes a whole day if I have any significant amount of footage. ffmpeg has a lot more options & I love it, but I'm
Replying to @demodulated
tired of waiting for encoders. My machine is shitty, so it takes forever. For 1993 video 2nd pass lasted over 2 days!
Replying to @demodulated
320x200 source. Doesn't matter what the final resolution is.
Retro Gamer will be worth $13 when they start covering DOS games.
Replying to @Resulka
Only when they do retrospectives & such. It's mostly an 8-bit home computer circle jerk.
Replying to @awesomonster
I used to buy Retro Gamer all the time since 2004. Now it's been 10 years & they still cover same old shit.
Retro Gamer is a cool mag. I used to buy it all the time. Bought my first issue in 2004. Still got the cds first run came with.
I loved reading coll interviews, read up on games I missed & stuff like that. Almost no ads & all content was a break from American mags.
However, there's just that many interviews with the same developers & top 10s on the same platforms I can take.
I must have have read at least 3 interviews on Ant Attack, Head Over Heels & other Spectrum classics.
I've seen top 100/50/20/10 for C64, Spectrum & Amiga waaaaaaay too many times.
In 10 years the only time Retro Gamer shed some light on DOS gaming was when it was required by a retrospective of some sort (LucasArts).
So yeah, there it is. Fuck Retro Gamer.
It is a cool mag though, if you're into the aforementioned platforms. Because I doubt they didn't cover EVERYTHING about them.
I can understand your average Joe Console Player, but why a classy mag like Retro Gamer would ignore DOS is beyond me.
So basically in the current "retro gaming community" if it's not MARIO that shaped all of gaming, it's fucking JET SET WILLY.
Replying to @garry12gg
ibm pc or just a personal computer? If IBM PC, then an XT, if a home computer, then I had a ZX Spectrum clone.
Replying to @The_Foxish and @lazygamereviews
Oh, so nobody in Britain ever played DOOM or Monkey Island? Or fucking ANY Sensible games NOT on an Amiga?
Replying to @The_Foxish and @lazygamereviews
That's a shitty excuse. There were plenty of UK game dev studios making pc games.
Replying to @Meptrep
I know they do. I've been reading it for 10 years. Not the point.
MS-DOS is a real retro gaming platform! We fucking love it! It exists! DOS gamers unite!
Always bet on DOS.
No, I'm not drunk.
Replying to @lazygamereviews
I still gotta make those "TETRIS on your dick" shirts first.
Replying to @tempesttossed and @GrundislavGames
You people are lucky! #SuburbsSuck
Replying to @Resulka
Not drinking tonight.
If you missed it this morning, full Ween: The Prophecy soundtrack + download. Some of the best Coktel Vision music: http://youtu.be/95Mfic4gL90
Replying to @AveTory
... "God" & "tits" in one sentence sounds wrong. Unless it's "GOOD GOD, LOOK AT THOSE TITS!"
DOS GAMES!
Thank you and goodnight!
A good article on (shitty) modern trends in home video releases: Orange & teal color correction & DNR: http://notonbluray.com/blog/orange-and-teal/
Alien & A Nightmare on Elm Street double bill. Hard to believe that these films are 35 & 30 years old!
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
Salvia is the worst. Although it made me understand how much I'm grounded in reality.
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
Well, it all depends on how strong of an extract you've taken. I was all macho about it & regretted it later.
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
I don't quite see the point in doing a weak one, because I guess it will just make your brain confused a bit
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
But considering they have things that are 10x stronger when what I've got. Jesus. :?
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
That's what I should have went for. But I didn't. :(
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
However, mine wasn't enough to let go of everything. I could FEEL my brain fighting for reality.
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
I looked at a tv screen & my brain was practically screaming "IT'S A TV! I STILL KNOW IT'S A TV!"
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
Pretty awful. But very enlightening. Dissociatives are not for me.
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
I assume at something like 5x, it just makes you slightly displaced, which could be fun.
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
LOL. I can only talk about negative experiences. I'm not ashamed of my past. I learned a lot from it.
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
Everything is good as long as you're a better person in the end.
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
Never thought of that in that sort of context.
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
It's not about health. I don't think my health is worse because of anything. Only teeth.
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
Agreed. Kids today are so lucky that have the internet for everything.
RT @TorbenFrost: Listening to @umbshow on Wing Commander. I'm glad I'm not the only nerd who used to read game documentation as bedtime rea…
If James Cameron continues to "improve" the original Terminator movie, he should incorporate the "oh shit" ending: http://youtu.be/S9K00_dJPPU
RT @IQ_Adventures: "Kim Kardsahian: Hollywood" a video game is set to make $200 million this year. I want to put my head through a window.
Replying to @IQ_Adventures
I propose we make a game where you beat the living shit out of Justin Bieber & it will possibly make more!
Replying to @ben_304
That's the Del Toro film I enjoy the most. A very nice mix of drama & fairy tale in a unique setting + fantastic visuals
Show me your floppy disks!
Disks or gtfo!
Replying to @ben_304
it's funny, but it's a Hollywood financed movie. In a foreign language. He made mainstream films so they would pay for it.
Tonight I'm gonna be playing LOOM again. The FM Towns version. And then again to record some of the new midi music.
I have a feeling that after I'm done with the video, I'm not going to touch LOOM for a very long time.
Replying to @ben_304
Another person who recently succeeded in making Americans read subtitles was Tarantino. Inglorious Basterds is only 1/3 in English
RT @billybob476: @dosnostalgic Got these from a @umbcast listener awhile ago.
Replying to @billybob476 and @umbcast
Yeeeeeeeaaaah, baby!
Replying to @Fistipuffs
Tell me if you see a Radio Shack.
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic Here's all the disks from my Leisure Suit Larry 1-3 collection.
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
Fucking beautiful!
Replying to @ben_304
he had a very promising career start. Unlike most people in Hollywood, he suffers from too much creative control.
Replying to @TorbenFrost
It's not the best >:(
Replying to @Fistipuffs
Blue clothes again!
Replying to @TorbenFrost
yes, I agree that FM Towns is less of a sin than the cd-rom one, I still don't like it.
Replying to @billybob476 and @TorbenFrost
that doesn't exist.
Replying to @billybob476 and @TorbenFrost
Fuck yeah it does! The best! I love all the silhouettes on Loom island that VGA version RUINED
Replying to @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
LOOM is not about speech, it's about MUSIC & most of that is also FUCKING GONE
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @frederik_olsen
please look at Companions of Xanth for an example of high quality sound (not acting) in early 90s.
RT @BluScreen_Jason: @dosnostalgic http://twitpic.com/e8b4gh This count? Still shrink wrapped with the price on it. $21.95
Replying to @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
I remember someone just saying something about technology & 80s... hmmmm...
Replying to @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
yes, and I strand by that. And LOOM had more music than Monkey Island
Replying to @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
I agree of course, BUT for me personally that makes the "update" inferior
Replying to @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
in my imagination
Replying to @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
Monkey Island CD didn't add the voices. But imo it committed another deadly sin by changing the ui
Replying to @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
here's a thing: LOOM doesn't really have much going for it. It has good writing & music-based gameplay
Replying to @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
both of these are sacrificed in favor of technology in the CD release. No bueno.
Replying to @AgustinCordes and @ben_304
I shiver with anticipation
Replying to @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
Not the gameplay. The music, man.
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic @AgustinCordes Found it! http://i61.tinypic.com/14o6hzt.jpg
Replying to @ben_304 and @AgustinCordes
HOT!
Replying to @JDHJANUS, @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
Mine too
Replying to @JDHJANUS, @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
this is a very specific case. I'm making a video on it so I don't have to ever talk about it again
RT @GrundislavGames: @ben_304 @AgustinCordes @dosnostalgic My disk is no longer floppy when I think about DOS games!
Replying to @JDHJANUS, @TorbenFrost and @frederik_olsen
he re-wrote to make it a lot shorter (& slightly worse)
Replying to @JDHJANUS, @TorbenFrost and @frederik_olsen
yes, but minimal. CD version of Monkey 1 updates the ui to Monkey 2 style, which is a mistake imo
Replying to @JDHJANUS, @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
go for the EGA one, some of the best EGA you'll ever see in your life
RT @PedroLP_: @dosnostalgic
Replying to @frederik_olsen, @JDHJANUS and @TorbenFrost
Yes, that would appear so
Replying to @frederik_olsen, @JDHJANUS and @TorbenFrost
I assume the limitations became apparent after the CD version of Scumm was completed
Replying to @frederik_olsen, @JDHJANUS and @TorbenFrost
indeed. There's even an unused piece of art in the resources. A close-up of Shepherd girl talking
Replying to @frederik_olsen, @JDHJANUS and @TorbenFrost
Orson Scott Card is also thanked in the EGA credits, so everything points to a planned upgrade
Replying to @frederik_olsen, @JDHJANUS and @TorbenFrost
yeah, but that's an updated close-up. LOOM VGA has taking animations unique to cd-rom release
Replying to @JDHJANUS, @TorbenFrost and @frederik_olsen
both versions were available on floppy.
Replying to @JDHJANUS, @TorbenFrost and @frederik_olsen
separate releases is what I mean. EGA came first.
Replying to @TorbenFrost, @JDHJANUS and @frederik_olsen
yes, and cd-rom has a bunch of resources that are unique to it, so my guess would be they realized
Replying to @TorbenFrost, @JDHJANUS and @frederik_olsen
that they were in a pickle closer to the end of the process & that's when cuts were made
Replying to @TorbenFrost, @JDHJANUS and @frederik_olsen
of course, I can be completely wrong. We need to get a hold of Brian Moriarty.
Replying to @TorbenFrost, @JDHJANUS and @frederik_olsen
let me just say this: if the cd-rom version was identical to the FM Towns one, I'd hate it a lot less
Replying to @TorbenFrost, @frederik_olsen and @JDHJANUS
lesson learned though: using redbook for in-game dialogue is a very bad idea. Look at Coktel Vision
RT @lazygamereviews: .@dosnostalgic Normally I'm not one to brag about my disk size, but because you asked I'm quite proud of my 8"... http…
A hard disk is...
a. better than a floppy.
b. embarrassing to have at the office.
c. a state-of-the-art frisbee.
RT @slugworth1987: @lazygamereviews @dosnostalgic I'm inserting mine as we speak it's a nice tight fit...
Replying to @JDHJANUS, @TorbenFrost and @frederik_olsen
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
My Twitter app refuses to post the final choice. Wtf, Twitter?
Replying to @JDHJANUS, @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
Would have been a bit of an overkill in 91 for a one hour long game
Replying to @pecet
mine's official
Replying to @JDHJANUS, @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
It's very short, but it makes up for it by being very unique, especially at the time
Replying to @frederik_olsen, @JDHJANUS and @TorbenFrost
WHY DID YOU SPOIL THAT FOR HIM???
Replying to @frederik_olsen, @JDHJANUS and @TorbenFrost
oh bullshit, he would have figured it out just like the rest of us. That's a major "aha!" moment
Replying to @frederik_olsen, @JDHJANUS and @TorbenFrost
The man plays Sierra games. His patience should be infinite.
Replying to @krysti_nf
Wow!
Replying to @HenrySmola
Nice, man!
Replying to @HenrySmola
the ones with a clear plastic lid?
Replying to @TorbenFrost, @JDHJANUS and @frederik_olsen
eh. I don't think it's an aha moment. Especially because it's there too fuck with you
RT @MrRetrodude: @dosnostalgic My dad's old MS-DOS and Windows 3.0 disks, plus the gem of my Humongous Entertainment collection. http://t.c…
Replying to @TorbenFrost
nah it's "d. what happens when you leave your floppy out in the sun too long."
Replying to @JDHJANUS, @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
you're in luck, LOOM has no inventory puzzles. Or any real inventory for that matter
RT @lazygamereviews: Ahh, one more boxed LucasArts adventure is mine. That is LeChucking awesome. Only three more to go to meet my goal! ht…
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Yeah, but what about multiple versions?
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Hot!
RT @retsupurae: You said it would never happen but it did: Phantasmagoria with @lowtax is over! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv6mFw8uOBA We'll miss you, Don…
Replying to @frederik_olsen, @JDHJANUS and @TorbenFrost
The "extra" scene from EGA release is in the cd-rom version. It's just integrated into the game.
Replying to @TorbenFrost
@frederik_olsen it's in the CD release. Cob gets sucked into Bobbin's hood. A bit silly, if you ask me
Replying to @Vokabre
nice!
Replying to @Vokabre
too modern
RT @MrEightThreeOne: .@dosnostalgic Since you asked...
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @frederik_olsen
also here you go: tv show footage shows VGA graphics with full text. http://home.comcast.net/~ervind/loommisc.html :(
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @frederik_olsen
and before you say anything, no, the fm towns background are not the same as VGA ones
Replying to @Vokabre
that's... one way to describe it, I guess.
Arrived today :D
Replying to @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
Yeah, it's bullshit. Especially when the dragon is carrying you. It used to be Tchaikovsky.
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @frederik_olsen
yes, I also prefer that version.
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
Beyond is the best part. So beautiful. Everything else is fluff
Replying to @AveTory
The city is mentioned by name repeatedly in the first film. Where have you been?
Replying to @AveTory
and let's face it, the story of the Matrix is not very subtle. Especially the sequels.
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @frederik_olsen
that & LeChuck exploding out of the dude in MI. Both by Steve Purcell
Replying to @Vokabre and @AveTory
I don't care for it
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @frederik_olsen
so awesome that they didn't dare to censor it, like they did with the rest of the VGA release
Replying to @AveTory
That's one of the many things I love about the Matrix, they name check the city, but you never see it. Or other ships or councils
Replying to @AveTory
or robots or anything! The movie smartly avoided so many sci-fi cliches. & then came the sequels :,(
RT @Estirdalin: I can now tell you guys officially, that I have joined the @Senscape team of horrors to work on #UnspeakableAdventure! How …
Replying to @AveTory
it had a perfect ending. I seriously think that sequels hurt it. People take it less seriously because of them.
Replying to @demodulated
so do I!
Oh my god. The art inside the Scanners Criterion Blu is fucking awesome as well!
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
The inside is cool too!
Criterion blu-ray of Scanners looks great! Colors are changed, but not as drastically as some screenshots would make you believe.
Detail, grain, everything else is all intact. Picture quality is beautiful.
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
I JUST got done with the head sequence. So much detail! 80
RT @jess_haskins: @dosnostalgic I have lots of manuals and feelies, not too many disks, though. Found a few. (Apologies for visible CD) htt…
And here's a couple of my disks.
Replying to @jess_haskins
Props for floppy Magic Carpet!
Replying to @jess_haskins
Not much is going on, to be honest. :) It's a hard game though.
I'm surprised no one brought this one up the other day when I was asking about the worst adventure games:
Roberta Williams' Phantasmagoria (Sierra On-Line, 1995) #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
Idk. Very few games make me as angry as Phantasmagoria. But yeah, Hopkins FBI is also one of them.
Just discovered this and it's fucking awesome! Yellow Magic Orchestra - Rydeen: http://youtu.be/9M2zQjRF1vE
Replying to @decafjedi
LSL6CD
The ONLY let's play of Phantasmagoria you'll ever need: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLo4M1tlpv9rsXYoq3XCq2CFWfBDqmb2hr
Huh? Cronenberg was involved in the new Scanners transfer enough to recolor it, but didn't bother to appear in a doc or record a commentary?
Cronenberg is turning into a douche.
Bad Day on Midway strategy guide is actually worth having if you dig the game. Full walkthrough & dev notes especially. + other bullshit.
Every time I watch the scene in Scanners where the protagonist connects himself to a computer I think "He's more of a modem really."
Not a bad rendition of the Wing Commander theme: http://youtu.be/ZRfEdcy-buw
Replying to @twiz718
Yep. Great graphics.
RT @nothingreal: The 10 best DOS FPS games?!? Yeah probably.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z27XF-2sGVQ #retrogaming #pcgaming
RT @ID_AA_Carmack: Happy #QuakeCon everyone, sorry I'm not there...
I will say this: any top dos fps list that doesn't include Blood in one of the top three places is WRONG!
And that's not my opinion or anything like that. It's a scientifically proven FACT.
Man, I capitalize words a lot lately. My feed is turning into Beneath a Steel Sky.
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic I read a top 100 FPS list that had every Halo game but no Blood. I haven't been back to the site.
Remember that moment in The Breakfast Club when Judd Nelson looks up Molly Ringwald's skirt?
Yeah, I don't know why I brought this up.
How about this: name some DOS games that feature Bigfoot!
Ski or Die! has a Bigfoot that has a rather genuine reaction to being hit with a snowball.
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Does the yeti from King's Quest V count?
Replying to @ben_304
Yes
Gimme some DOS games with Bigfoot, Yeti, Sasquatch or whatever you choose to call the Abominable Snowman.
RT @darthhelmet86: @ben_304 @dosnostalgic Or the one in Kings Quest 3?
Every Pie in the Sky 3D game that takes place during winter!
Replying to @richardcobbett
a sad story: I used to own the sequel
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic Just remembered, Kyrandia 2 had both Bigfoot and a Big Foot. http://youtu.be/feNwlkPodYM?t=6m49s
What I learned from Bad Day on the Midway strategy guide: there's 50 -75% chance Ted will kill you if you enter the Warehouse.
FIFTY to SEVENTY FIVE percent!
Replying to @richardgoodness
Ted doesn't hurt Timmy in the game, but I feel that in real life that would be different
If you've never heard of Bad Day on the Midway, check out this review by @HG_101: http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/badday/badday-regular.htm very interesting design
It's one of those games that's almost good. I feel that concept & design is pretty solid, it's the implementation that lacking somewhat.
Replying to @expectproblems
fuck. My friend got a job at Microsoft/Nokia only a few months ago
All of sudden I feel like I need to play The Gene Machine again.
RT @RSDGameMaker: @mousefountain @dosnostalgic If you're into it, Game-Maker has just gone open-source! You can find the project here: http…
RT @lazygamereviews: It's finally time for an LGR-flavored dive into Daggerfall over on @retrowaretv! http://t.co/TbbmXMi1NL
Replying to @AveTory
I know I am
Replying to @AveTory
there are plenty of decent produces in Hollywood, it's studio heads that are 99% people who don't know shit about cinema.
RT @OnePerfectShot: AMARCORD (1973) Director of Photography: Giuseppe Rotunno | Director: Federico Fellini
RT @yolkfolk_com: #ThrowbackThursday Did you get any of these items back in the day?
Apparently Ginger Snaps was not only written by a woman, but also produced by several. That's fucking awesome.
Replying to @AveTory
Yeah, so a bunch of women gave us a new thing in horror. I can't wait to watch the new blu-ray.
Replying to @AveTory
and then a bunch of dudes got together and came up with Ginger Snaps 3. :(
Replying to @AveTory
mine is my mailbox, got it a week early, just have to get out of work first. Look at Emily Perkins today: http://youtu.be/CLSmfplwOJE
Replying to @AveTory
2 is great because it manages to overcome a bunch of cliches. And Emily Perkins & Tatyana Maslany are both amazing in it.
RT @textfiles: There are 70 dial-up BBSes in the United States and Canada in 2014. Down from a high of over 100,000.
RT @textfiles: Very roughly, there are about 1,400 dial-up BBSes left worldwide.
RT @grumpygamer: Early design notes from Maniac Mansion: http://grumpygamer.com
Replying to @AveTory
The last successful film I've seen her in was Juno, but she was only in one scene. :(
Replying to @AveTory
Yes, it sucks that Katherine Isabelle got more recognition. Perkins is clearly a better actress.
Replying to @AveTory
one of my favorite things about 2: while Ginger becomes hotter when transforming, Bridgette becomes uglier. :) another twist
Replying to @AveTory
Yes, it managed to avoid the stock horror asylum seeker thing, despite actually having all the elements of it.
RT @Sikthehedgehog: @dosnostalgic Oh hey, a floppy table https://i.imgur.com/zKJJA0i.jpg
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
Radical!
RT @LarryBundyJr: All the fun of DashCon, painstakingly recreated in DOOM.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
don't forget to say something very controversial, if news segment will goes viral, you can just relax & count money.
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
I usually patronize people back, but it's better if you just ignore them.
RT @jmechner: Or, as we called it in New York, "coffee cake." #kansas
I'm singing & dancing to Milli Vanilli & I regret NOTHING. #GirlYouKnowItsTrue
RT @textfiles: I've been gathering data in http://bbslist.textfiles.com a long time.
Replying to @Retrogamin4ever and @yolkfolk_com
My favourite version
RT @lazygamereviews: I think I made a huge mistake.
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
Haha! Eve?
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
I think it's a fine piece of interactive multimedia. Would make a good wtf episode.
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
is that what it says on the box? Lol! XD
Replying to @lazygamereviews and @PushinUpRoses
That's why I asked if it was Eve :)
Replying to @lazygamereviews and @PushinUpRoses
Jesus Christ, I need to dig up my cds
Replying to @lazygamereviews and @PushinUpRoses
I'm pretty certain you could race through all the screens in under half hour.
Replying to @ELoG_Roland, @PushinUpRoses, @lazygamereviews and @WilliamShatner
oh god, no! Kill it with fire!!!
Replying to @lazygamereviews, @ELoG_Roland, @PushinUpRoses and @WilliamShatner
Who's got Magic Johnson's MVP?
Replying to @lazygamereviews, @ELoG_Roland and @PushinUpRoses
biggest wtf: http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/omar-sharif-on-bridge/cover-art/gameCoverId,82624/
Replying to @PushinUpRoses, @lazygamereviews and @ELoG_Roland
Even had a sequel in 1996! XD
Fox Searchlight wanted to buy Ginger Snaps & edit it down to PG-13??? :(
RT @richardcobbett: This is true. Though it's forgotten because if you did manage to die in Monkey Island, you were never allowed to play g…
Watch this Daggerfall review by @lazygamereviews http://youtu.be/LyXpbK5aPEo Couldnt have said it better myself (RPG reviews are unlikely for me)
Monster Bash is now on GOG! http://www.gog.com/game/monster_bash
Ultima 4 is FREE on GOG! http://www.gog.com/game/ultima_4
Replying to @jess_haskins and @decafjedi
indeed. This must have just happened because I'm pretty sure it worked fine a few days ago.
RT @ben_304: More weird old projects that I never finished up. I've drawn a lot of odd things! :D
RT @ben_304: Here's something from an old project that DID get finished that some of you may not have played! I was proud of this. http://t…
RT @BluScreen_Jason: My adventure in Proteus continues and I run into quite the elusive "being". http://youtu.be/tYRPiKbKMsQ?a
RT @lazygamereviews: Daggerfall – DOS PC Game Review http://wp.me/p1kIju-lI
Man, The Gene Machine is rather pricey if you want the box. $30 for just the disc isn't cheap either.
RT @kevdevi: the last express. one of the greatest adventure ever, unique, innovative and almost like a real train trip.@jmechner http://t.…
RT @ben_304: Going through some old stuff, projects that never saw the light of day. Some fun things in here...
The power of DOS is a curious thing,
Make a one man weep, make another man sing.
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
ooh, nice avatar!
RT @lazygamereviews: "Don't know if you mentioned this in the video, but..." NO. Go watch the video, THEN comment! It's not that hard, you …
How many lines of narration did John Rhys-Davies record for Quest for Glory 4?
Replying to @TorbenFrost
for some reason I feel like extracting them all
Remember when I said that I dream so infrequently that I enjoy any dreams I happen to have? Well, I take it back now.
I had a most unpleasant dream the other night. I was disturbed for quite a while after I woke up, even though I couldn't remember it.
RT @IQ_Adventures: Quest For Infamy - DRM Free from @GOGcom ! When you share this link, you help support us & indie gaming! Thank you!! htt…
RT @benjedwards: This keyboard may save space, but it will drive you insane in the process. http://bit.ly/1njlmGs #retroscanclassics http:…
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
is it an adventure game?
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
is it for Windows?
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
Ooh. That narrows things down a bit
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
is it Discworld?
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
is it The Dark Half?
RT @HistoryInPics: Happy Birthday to Hunter S. Thompson, who would've been 75 years old today.
RT @grumpygamer: More crap from my storage unit: http://grumpygamer.com
RT @benjedwards: Here's another Prodigy screen recovery. Ads, ads, everywhere -- even when logging off.
#ff cool people who took part in my podcast: @AveTory @demodulated @ben_304 @MobyGamer @lazygamereviews @tinyredmars @TorbenFrost @CGOApps
RT @richardcobbett: New Post! With a new Doom on the horizon, I take a quick look back at the original's least discussed charm: narrative h…
- Derek!
- What?
- Babylon 5 is a steaming pile of shit.
- GET OUT!
Replying to @SpunkyMcGoo
Spaced
Replying to @SpunkyMcGoo
yes you do
Replying to @SpunkyMcGoo
I loved it during the original run, but haven't seen it since. Never seen the last season either.
RT @lazygamereviews: Say hello to what's probably my oldest PC game: PC-Man from Orion Software in 1982! Super cool find, quite the rarity …
If I'll ever make a Phantasmagoria video it's gonna be 5 minutes of me laughing, 5 minutes of me shouting & 5 minutes of me crying.
It's been over 21 years since Day of the Tentacle was released.
Replying to @Frypan_man and @lazygamereviews
it happens
Replying to @richardgoodness, @awesomonster, @EHCB, @Resulka and @jess_haskins
Patricia Tallman
Replying to @Resulka, @richardgoodness, @EHCB, @awesomonster and @jess_haskins
I saw that
Replying to @jacobgettle and @OnePerfectShot
Not the proper aspect ratio for that film.
Replying to @KQscholar
I started a review 3 years ago, but I could never finish it. It becomes too emotional.
Replying to @jacobgettle and @OnePerfectShot
if it's your favorite shot, why don't you have the film on video?
Replying to @jacobgettle and @OnePerfectShot
I'm sure people who died because they shot this film really appreciate that.
Replying to @jacobgettle and @OnePerfectShot
I apologize for being a dick.
RT @richardcobbett: In this week's Crap Shoot, a blast from the past. An unnecessarily complicated one. It's Corporation. http://t.co/NpqLH…
RT @richardcobbett: Could not care less about Yogscast or their game, but it's fascinating to see people bending over backwards to justify/…
RT @richardcobbett: Would totally respect "Guys, gals, we screwed up, we're sorry." It's the attempts to both make and eat a shit-sandwich …
Replying to @Vokabre
I... I think I've seen this book before
Wait. Corporation was also ported to Genesis? Wow.
Replying to @richardcobbett
I'm having trouble imagining it. Mostly because I remember the two shooters I did play on the Genesis
Replying to @fedezz_88, @8BitGamerbot, @LetGamersUnite and @RetroUnite
I do. I thought it was okay.
Replying to @fedezz_88, @8BitGamerbot, @LetGamersUnite and @RetroUnite
I prefer Hi-Octane
Wearing a Speccy shirt to work. Nobody is getting it. #USA
RT @OnePerfectShot: Released 29 years ago today: DAY OF THE DEAD (1985) DoP: Michael Gornick | Dir: George A. Romero
RT @textfiles: Live stream of my 2600 talk at 4pm eastern. http://radio.hope.net/feeds/
Replying to @Acantophis3rD and @OnePerfectShot
you should. I fucking love it.
Replying to @Phlum and @lazygamereviews
it's a sad world we live in.
Replying to @vectorpoem
for some that's the only way to play (not me, but I know quite a few people like that.) It's only wads that matter in the end.
RT @vectorpoem: Mark Ferrari's pixel landscapes are ridiculous-lovely: http://markferrari.com/art/8bit-game-art Loom etc def burned in to my retro PC game ae…
This week on Ancient DOS Games: it's Full Throttle time! http://www.pixelships.com/adg/ep0143.html #ADG
I had to look up Fancy by Iggy Azalea because of the Weird Al song... It's awful trash!
Please tell me people like it ironically or something.
Hip hop is dead & buried at this point.
I'm sorry, but I'll take Mc Hammer, Marky Mark or Vanilla Ice (or any other so-called hip hop from the 90s) over this garbage any day.
Oh, yes, DOS games... riiiight...
Hey! The Catacombs Trilogy is pretty cool despite its shortcomings. Lots of neat features.
Like levels that are flooded. Animated wall textures in glorious EGA!
To all Wolfenstein 3D source port developers: Please, PLEASE have an option to disable the "running into walls" sound.
That sound is there as a reference to the original version of Castle Wolfenstein, right? #Wolf3D
Pc versions of both Castle Wolfenstein games don't have the running into walls thing. I still can't decide if that's good or bad.
RT @Sikthehedgehog: @dosnostalgic I can confirm the current version of Wolf3D for MegaDrive does NOT have the sound of running against walls
RT @AgustinCordes: The top 3 scariest tales by Lovecraft:
1. The Haunter of the Dark
2. The Rats in the Walls
3. The Lurking Fear
Replying to @Ayersgroen
I'm actually really shit at all those games
RT @lazygamereviews: AHH. Alexander Brandon, one of the masters of AdLib and tracker music in 90's PC games, commented on my AdLib retrospe…
Replying to @danisidoti84
I'm pretty sure IRCjr is the only one with lots of features
RT @umbshow: I am pleased. #Pantload
Original Gold Rush is getting a re-release including a boxed version w/ original map & manual + concept drawings: http://www.goldrush-game.com/
The Gene Machine (Divide by Zero/Vic Tokai, 1996) #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
It's actually a good game.
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
I'm not sure if the HOTU had a version with voices. Voice acting is also very decent. It's a funny game.
The amount of comments accusing Weird Al of being a political puppet because of the Foil song is staggering.
Have we lost all sense of humor completely now? Jesus.
Replying to @Irishmile
It's not very good, but an interesting concept.
RT @lazygamereviews: This guy? He's doing QuakeCon 2014 correctly. Kudos.
RT @bocha_himself: Мне ответил Кристиан Олд Уолберс, гитарист Fear Factory. Жизнь удалась. Поравляйся, Крис!
Ate a hamburger with 4 patties. Passed out for a few hours afterwards. Can't fall asleep. Now listening to Bob Marley hits. That is all.
Replying to @lazygamereviews
That hamburger was delicious & I regret nothing.
I wonder if I could ever get used to the ScummVM "undithering" option.
Hi, my name is Guybrush Threepwood and I want to be a pirate.
I need to go to sleep...
AAah! I fucking knew it!
RT @alyankovic: If you thought I didn’t know that I ended “Word Crimes” with a split infinitive… you don’t give me nearly enough credit.
RT @ImmortalSkaarj: @dosnostalgic Cirdec em taefed tsum uoy emag eht niw ot.
Good night.
RT @Knochn: @dosnostalgic just found this in a stash of my old stuff
It's July & I haven't even started my annual Blood playthrough. :(
Blood is one of the best DOS games ever, I mean just look at that help screen! http://youtu.be/uWTkJaPli2s
You can buy this wonderful game on GOG for $6: http://www.gog.com/game/one_unit_whole_blood or on Steam for $5: http://store.steampowered.com/app/299030
Alternatively you can try BloodCM, a fan made reconstruction (wip) for FREE: http://www.moddb.com/games/bloodcm
Replying to @richardgoodness
but $1 more
Replying to @richardgoodness
understandable, but I wanted to list all options, including the free one.
Replying to @richardgoodness
Yikes, SOMEONE is not a very responsible party member.
Unlike Duke Nukem, Caleb had A LOT to say in Blood. Check out this video of all his quips, it's 25 minutes long! http://youtu.be/LSgLQzjfj00
Replying to @richardgoodness
Too bad it's not Ishar. Other party members would beat the shit out of him for something like that.
Replying to @richardgoodness
I believe in you.
Replying to @richardgoodness
It's a nice thing when someone acknowledges your existence
Replying to @ben_304
Eww
Interview with designer & lead programmer of Blood conducted by @benjedwards sheds some light on the development: http://www.vintagecomputing.com/index.php/archives/900/vcg-interview-nick-newhard-on-monoliths-blood
I don't know if I ever said this before, but I'm actually pretty bad at videogames.
The games that I'm good at are the ones I kept playing for 15-20 years.
Replying to @Vokabre
I shut up when I have nothing to say on the topic.
Replying to @Vokabre
my guests are awesome.
Replying to @richardgoodness
looking at your maps & screenshots, I beg to differ.
Replying to @richardgoodness
idk, I think Lands of Lore is the only easy RPG of that type
Replying to @expectproblems
Explains why it's a better game than Shadow Warrior, that's for sure.
Replying to @richardgoodness and @Resulka
I'm so glad I'm following both of you.
RT @fgasking: ST protos recovered from Mark R. Jones disks http://wp.me/p40Ijz-2e5
I really would like to make a DOOM 2 wad that replaces Icon of Sin with Cedric, but that texture is broken up in little pieces. :(
If you have any suggestions on how to chop one texture into smaller chunks easily, I'm all ears.
Or I guess I could just write a program that does that. Didn't think about that last night.
Replying to @richardgoodness and @Resulka
I accept
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
6 or 8, can't remember right now. Manually would be a pain in the ass.
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
honestly for me it would be faster to just write a program & do the math than to fuck around in Photoshop.
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
huh?
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
paint would be even harder!
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
Yes, because there isn't an indicator of your selection dimensions.
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
that I will investigate
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
I have it installed, I just rarely use it.
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
I still think that writing a program would be faster. Honestly it would just be a loop with only two variables.
RT @LovedelicLife: The ace @HG_101 has just published a long article about Chulip, including a Japanese social history of kissing. http://t…
@Resulka Psst. When are we doing a podcast?
RT @umbshow: Watch me plunder the high seas in Pirates! http://youtu.be/Ap5xcQimv8g?a
RT @WadjetEyeGames: A fan gave this to me this morning:
Replying to @Vokabre
lol. Thanks! All credit goes to @CGOApps though
RT @Indie_RetroNEWS: Look what I just won, Dizzy AA Special Edition, does not appear very often! @yolkfolk_com @dizzyzone101 #retrogaming h…
Check out ERampage, a EDuke32 modification to run Redneck Rampage (+ add-on & sequel) on modern systems: http://www.jonhunt.com/redneck/erampage.html
For $11.24 all classic DOOM wads can be legally yours! http://store.steampowered.com/sub/18397/ Add a source port of your choice.
Wolfenstein 3D, Spear of Destiny, Heretic, Hexen & Commander Keen are all on sale on Steam for $3.74
Replying to @Vokabre and @CGOApps
Honestly I have no clue what ANY of the VR helmets from the 90s were called
Replying to @Phlum
I prefer my gfx to be at higher res, but otherwise untouched. No filtering on textures either.
RT @PushinUpRoses: The Dark Half game is the only game I streamed where my viewers actually begged me to stop. It's bad.
Vaxine (The Assembly Line/U.S. Gold, 1991) #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @Resulka
Fridays work for me, it's my day off. Nope, he's not qualified.
Replying to @Resulka
well, I'd say it's gonna be Friday morning for me & night for you. I'll work on a list of titles in a few days.
"I stopped wearing a hat because it made me look like a bellend." - Yahtzee Croshaw on maturing.
Replying to @Resulka
Yep
Replying to @richardgoodness, @Resulka, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
<3 <3 <3
RT @jess_haskins: I gave my boss some feedback at work today.
Replying to @Resulka, @richardgoodness, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
Dizzy an I have a love-hate relationship.
Replying to @Resulka, @richardgoodness, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
Except for lucky people who don't know he exists
Replying to @Resulka, @richardgoodness, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
the Yolkfolk are mostly bumbling idiots
Replying to @richardgoodness, @Resulka, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
I was just about to say that he was the only tolerable one, but then I remembered trying
Replying to @richardgoodness, @Resulka, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
to catch him without a cage. So fuck him too.
Replying to @Resulka, @richardgoodness, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
If it's not a Zack's curse, most of Yolkfolk's inhabitants problems r their own fault
Replying to @Resulka, @richardgoodness, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
and as Dizzy I'm tired of solving other people's problems all the time
Replying to @richardgoodness, @Resulka, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
all you need is a Walkman. You got the hat already.
Replying to @Resulka, @richardgoodness, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
I just woke up from a 4 hour nap. Otherwise this mistake would be unforgivable.
Replying to @Resulka, @richardgoodness, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
I've got Take a Stand and HAMSTER DANCE
Replying to @Resulka, @richardgoodness, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
I sing Take a Stand very loud in my car
Replying to @Resulka, @richardgoodness, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
looks like Mark Seibert just removed a high quality version from his site
Replying to @richardgoodness, @Resulka, @ben_304 and @expectproblems
I listen to everything Shatner puts out
All right, I admit, he can pretty funny on occasion. Like that time we stayed up all night drinking apple Schnappes and playing Tekken 2.
RT @pcgamer: From the Archives: Our 1995 review of @arjanbrussee and @therealcliffyb's Jazz Jackrabbit http://t.co/4jUj2RkBmt
RT @PushinUpRoses: And then I reviewed @StephenKing's The Dark Half adventure game. Great novel. Decent movie. Horrible game. https://t…
No caffeine today. Let's see what happens.
I'm slowly realizing that over the past year I've managed to turn into a hermit. Scariest part? I actually like it.
#MorningDOSTalk anyone? How about pseudo 3D games? You know, early racing games, but maybe some others too.
Posted a screen from one last night - Vaxine by The Assembly Line. A cool shooting game. Checkerboard effect to the max #MorningDOSTalk
RT @WadjetEyeGames: Everyone should replace the word "bro" with "sir."
Lotus: The Ultimate Challenge is probably my favorite pseudo 3D racing game. Great feeling of speed. #MorningDOSTalk
Russian game Vorona had two pseudo 3D levels. One was racing, another one had you jump on little islands in a swamp #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @umbshow and @billybob476
Test Drive!
Replying to @Resulka
nah, I mean really not 3D games. 2D raycasting while technically not 3D, at least looks 3D enough.
RT @umbshow: Hoping to get the Pirates! show out by Thrusday. You have until then to get me emails! podcast@umbcast.com http://t.co/tDZ8…
Replying to @umbshow
Amiga people were more lucky because they got this as a soundtrack: http://youtu.be/oMlJarpX5ME
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic Tunnels of Armageddon - ported to all the late 80's/early 90's platforms including DOS. #MorningDOSTalk
RT @teamonkey: I find this weird on so many levels http://www.loadthegame.com/2014/07/21/star-citizen-chris-roberts-assures-us-funds-used-development/
One of these days I need to try multiplayer in Ken Silverman's Build tech demo: http://advsys.net/ken/buildsrc/default.htm
Replying to @Vokabre, @lazygamereviews and @GeorgeQGreg
:)
RT @GOGcom: Only $2.39 today for Harvester (http://j.mp/HrvstrGEM) Check out an interview with the game's creator: http://gogcom.tumblr.com/post/92424446858/harvester-gilbert-austin-interview
Oh my god, there are TWO Harvester interviews on GOG now? Hold me, I'm gonna faint!
RT @mattbarton: Does anyone have questions for my Susan Manley interview tomorrow? She's the premier artist for the Gold Box SSI games.
The sole designer & writer of Harvester is also responsible for The Fortress of Dr. Radiaki??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Fortress of Dr. Radiaki is one of the absolute worst games I've ever played in my life.
Replying to @HG_101
I'm still laughing!
Here's some gameplay footage from The Fortress of Dr. Radiaki for your pleasure: http://youtu.be/3mq1l2bbfWI You're welcome!
It's worse than it looks, trust me.
Replying to @demodulated
I don't think so, but don't quote me on that.
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/fortress-of-dr-radiaki/cover-art/gameCoverId,12611/
Harvester is totally worth $2.39 though. Get it: http://www.gog.com/game/harvester
Replying to @ben_304
I'll take a Pie 3D game over it any day!
Replying to @awesomonster
I'll pay $5 for the Wasp Woman or the cowboy show.
Replying to @ben_304
It plays worse than it looks
Replying to @NRasool
me too! #HighFive
Replying to @ben_304
actually, that's the kind of game I can attempt a drunken let's play of
Replying to @demodulated and @ben_304
I'm pretty sure a publisher did that to @AveTory once or twice
Replying to @GrundislavGames and @ben_304
Reminds me of a Peter Serafinowicz sketch. Narration says "almost 20 songs", text on screen "over 17 songs". :)
Replying to @demodulated, @AveTory and @ben_304
Well, Running With Scissors also managed to make one good game.
RT @ben_304: Went onto youtube, saw @dosnostalgic posted the Carmageddon rolling demo, watched it, now I want to play it again. Great game.
Replying to @ben_304
lovely avatar, sir!
Replying to @AveTory, @demodulated and @ben_304
I feel bad for you to this day.
RT @ben_304: Carmageddon was great for feeling open and free - you could go exploring instead of doing the normal stuff and find so many se…
RT @ben_304: Unlike Quarantine, the driving actually felt really good, too, and it's an absolute blast to play. Not that I dislike Quaranti…
Replying to @ben_304
perfect physics model for a driving action game. Still unsurpassed.
RT @ben_304: But where Quarantine can feel frustrating, Carmageddon is pure fun the whole time, even when fighting mega tough police.
RT @ben_304: If you've never played Quarantine, imagine a cross between Wolf3D and Carmageddon, and you're weirdly close. Strange game, but…
RT @ben_304: Carmageddon, Interstate 76, Death Rally, Twisted Metal, heck, even Streets of SimCity - the 90s had so many car combat games.
The X-Files was pretty much the only FMV game where acting wasn't shit, right?
Replying to @billybob476
that wasn't fmv :)
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic Wing Commander 4 was pretty good.
Oops. Yeah, I'd say Wing Commander 4 is actually very decent. And 3 had Ginger Lynn in it.
RT @tomerg: @dosnostalgic does Bullfrog's Tube fit the bill?
RT @tomerg: @dosnostalgic or maybe Sky Roads?
RT @tomerg: @dosnostalgic finally, Zaxxon
RT @tomerg: @dosnostalgic Savage (1988 I think) had a sort-of 3D shooter stage
Replying to @tomerg
Nah, that's not what I meant :)
Replying to @tomerg
honestly I don't know myself & neither did most of the people who relied in the morning #fail
Replying to @tomerg
that's correct. It's say yes to Mach 3, but no to the other two.
Replying to @TorbenFrost
yeah, but not so much the rest
Replying to @therobotjane
last month someone did the same in my store. Two days later we also found a surprise in a URINAL. 80
RT @nothingreal: Ryu turns 50 today. Let's light the candles with a fireball. ↓↘→ #hadoken #streetfighter #retrogaming #GamersUnite http://…
RT @benjedwards: Perhaps 3D displays have not been wildly successful because we literally see everything in 3D all the time. In that way, 2…
Replying to @therobotjane and @ben_304
The 1st guy was a poop ninja: he managed to take a stealthy dump surrounded by at least 5 people & no one noticed!
RT @ConsolesCollect: Is this for real? #atari #retrogaming #gamersunite
That HAS to be a joke, right? Right?
RT @lazygamereviews: @dosnostalgic Yes of course :P http://kotaku.com/sorry-that-crazy-stevie-wonder-atari-poster-is-fake-1570104210
Oh, thank goodness for that!
Replying to @ben_304 and @awesomonster
my phone: "@awesomonster and @ben_304 are talking about Scrubs"
RT @JDHJANUS: I do not understand how Ryu can be as muscular as he appears to be, only weighing 150 lbs. at 5'10"....
RT @PushinUpRoses: Got my review of @StephenKing's The Dark Half inspired PC game on @retrowaretv! The sparrows are flying again. http://t…
Oh man, I love checking my mail after a weekend!
Replying to @Bukkarooo
yeah, second series is amazing
The Dark Eye strategy guide is, as expected, useless. And unfortunately doesn't have cool stuff like Bad Day on the Midway one. :(
Replying to @HG_101
with all the shit that you have, you have no way to play a PAL dvd??m
Replying to @HG_101
Seriously sir, I'm not being a dick, but I'm rather surprised
Replying to @HG_101
Do you have a Sony tv or something?
Replying to @HG_101
of course! Unless your money hungry player or tv manufacturer purposely restricted that.
Replying to @HG_101
that I'm not sure about. Both my players are hdmi only.
Replying to @HG_101
here's a hint to buying a region free dvd/blu-ray player: don't listen to people, buy a shitty store brand player. Got my Insignia
Replying to @HG_101
at Best Buy yeeeears ago, when blu-ray was just taking off. Punch in a secret code & BAM it's multi-region :)
Replying to @HG_101
the only reason I bought another player is because I got a 3D tv
Ah, shit. Where did I put the remote for my old player.
Darkplace dvd extras & commentary tracks are in character! LOL! XD
RT @lazygamereviews: I am now hooking up weird hardware and strapping metallic sensors to my fingertips in order to control DOS games with …
Replying to @_Jackalope_
Not as good. A different thing, really.
Replying to @LNorwegians
That game & I go waaay back.
Replying to @MurraySwe
Indeed. Absolutely brilliant.
RT @ScummVM: ScummVM 1.7.0 "The Neverrelease" is out! http://ift.tt/1sGNu8q
New ScummVM release has a full support for The Neverhood (& Voyeur, if you're into that sort of thing) http://scummvm.org/news/20140721/ Lots of fixes
ScummVM now also has OpenGL support, which mean you'll be able to capture footage using FRAPS.
"Added support for the more detailed RAVE lip syncing data in the Windows version of King's Quest 6."
"...Portraits should now be much more expressive when talking." ??? Huh? Even MORE expressive?
"Added support for simultaneous speech and subtitles in the CD versions of Laura Bow 2 and King's Quest 6" YAY!
"- Fixed music fading.
- Improved the MIDI parser so that music event processing is done more properly."
Double YAY!
"Improved AdLib support for Loom"
FUCK YEAH, BITCHES!
This is a good day. #ScummVM
Replying to @MurraySwe
Yes, yes you should.
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic It was really impressive technology.
Well. IT WORKS!
Or so "OpenGL (no filtering)" mode just uses your current resolution? Sweet! #ScummVM
ScummVM has an option to skip the Hall of Records in The Neverhood! LOL!
And Smacker video playback doesn't have the stupid palette switching that ruined a lot of video sequences in Windows games. AWESOME!
Skipping the Hall of Records really works. But I kind of miss it now.
Replying to @Brakywaki
Me too. I really do miss it now that I enabled the option to skip it.
Replying to @richardgoodness
they paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Replying to @richardgoodness
Thankfully I'm listening to Neverhood's catchy tunes, otherwise this would be stuck in my head all night.
Replying to @Resulka
New ScummVM update
Replying to @Resulka
I really don't know how to answer that question.
I only wanted to play for a minute or two...
RT @mattbarton: Matt Chat 250: Yerzmyey, Chiptune Maestro: http://youtu.be/nlXx947u6q4?a via @YouTube
Replying to @demodulated
Waaaaay ahead of you, buddy!
Okay, I have to stop playing! Such a great game.
Replying to @demodulated
A bit past that now. :)
Replying to @demodulated
I'm pretty sure that's only 5 minutes long
Replying to @demodulated and @henryfaber
INSERT BUCKAZOID
Replying to @demodulated
Me too. I have all cutscenes saved somewhere from when I first ripped them from the game. Idk... 10 years ago?
Replying to @demodulated
Looking now, and it's only a minute & 24 seconds :D
Replying to @demodulated
Have you played Skullmonkeys?
Replying to @demodulated and @GrundislavGames
You guys are fucking hilarious.
Replying to @Resulka and @demodulated
I can do the rest too! Ever since @GrundislavGames put me on the spot & I couldn't do it!
Tomb Raider (Core Design/Eidos, 1996) #DosGameScreenADay
RT @IQ_Adventures: Adventure games survive and thrive, together, as a community. Everyone benefits from the camaraderie. Fans, friends & cr…
I'm not even at work yet, but all I want is to go home & finish The Neverhood!
I still maintain that The Neverhood is rather easy. The only thing that tripped me up so far was the ring that turns on the radio.
The hint for that is just a sound effect & the ring turns the radio on and off. Kind of a dick move.
Replying to @SquallStrifeAU
I think it's important to suggest the location is larger than the screen. Discworld 2 is a big offender.
Replying to @SquallStrifeAU
but in the Neverhood it IS a dick move with the ring bc you can undo it unknowingly.
For the record: I fucking hate Tomb Raider! #ClassicGameBashing
I think one person unfollowed me when I said I hate Tomb Raider. Haha. Or was it because I used the word FUCK?
Replying to @billybob476
all games had simulations pc releases. Why don't you consider the latest one a console game? Everything's made 4 consoles 2day
Replying to @Brakywaki
yep. Mechanics were atrociously implemented & kept getting worse.
So what's the best PSOne emulator nowadays? I might just give Skullmonkeys another whirl.
The game is terribly boring, but graphics, cutscenes & music are extremely nice.
I remember Nude Raider. Didn't do Lara any favors.
RT @billybob476: @dosnostalgic Cone boobs!
Replying to @dosnostalgic
.@billybob476 Nope! PYRAMID BOOBS!
RT @billybob476: .@dosnostalgic You are right, even better! They'll put your eye out.
RT @BluScreen_Jason: More fun in The Elder Scrolls: Arena! Now with 30% more leveling up! http://youtu.be/3kHyT3u2ni0?a
I'm in love with the new ScummVM release. "OpenGL (no filtering)" <3 <3 <3
Breakfast before work & at work. Delicious.
Replying to @ben_304
It finally happened! No more shitty scaling in your LCD monitor!
Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil is a great show that no one have seen.
"According to our studies, if the people of the world masturbate just eight percent more, civilization will collapse."
"We feel that men can't possibly masturbate more, but women, women can."
John Benjamin is amazing in the role of Satan, just like he always is in any role.
If you liked Dr Katz and/or Home Movies, but never seen Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil, you should check it out.
Replying to @AveTory
Don't be a grumpy bitch.
No caffeine, day 2. Feeling pretty good, actually. No headache today yet.
Replying to @Vokabre
nah, I'm used to drinking a Full Throttle every day. A significantly larger dose to kick.
Replying to @Vokabre
No. I'm not putting my lips on that.
Replying to @richardgoodness and @AveTory
I know, man. You especially. (I hope I never get to meet your mom after playing your games)
Replying to @Vokabre
I just gently lick it with my tongue.
Replying to @AveTory and @richardgoodness
lots of fucking in that movie
Replying to @AveTory and @richardgoodness
also please don't watch it with the Russian dub, it's fucking atrocious
Replying to @AveTory and @richardgoodness
Ralph Fiennes has never been funnier.
Replying to @Resulka, @AveTory and @richardgoodness
Adrien Brody is the best. "What is the meaning of this shit?!?!"
Replying to @AveTory and @richardgoodness
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
Replying to @AveTory and @richardgoodness
he's a great actor & a pretty good director as well. Did a nice version of Onegin.
RT @vectorpoem: http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/the-gratuitous-injustice-of-american-tipping-culture-1608009017 US tipping is an abominable system. I'd happily pay more if servers got decent wages.
Did... Did I just see a 14 year old girl with a tattoo on her leg?
Nothing against tattoos, I'm just surprised. If I were a parent I wouldn't approve.
I can only imagine what kind of shit I'd have tattooed on me if I was into that & a tween.
Actually since I considered DOOM, Goblins & Supaplex tattoos, maybe it wouldn't be that different. :)
Replying to @Bukkarooo
yeah, those too. I just settled on Doomguy in god mode.
Replying to @Bukkarooo
I'm gonna get that one in the near future
Any of you, dear followers, have videogame tattoos?
Replying to @EmilioCortez1
Do it!
Replying to @EmilioCortez1
be hardcore & go straight for this one:
I remember reading a book (a Soviet translation of an American one) about computers. It had a chapter on Rogue. I couldn't imagine the game.
The description seemed so epic for what an IBM pc could achieve at that time, I really had a hard time picturing it.
It's a cruel, cruel summer.
Replying to @MidnightRem
nice!
Replying to @demodulated and @richardgoodness
chin?
Replying to @strangeqargo and @richardgoodness
Monolith Burger logo!
Replying to @AveTory
why are you so mean to a kitty?
Replying to @Vokabre and @AveTory
could have said "here are two beautiful ladies", but no, it's a fucking shitty cat.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Start spreading the news
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
I love cats!
Some days I wish I was a cat.
Fiendish Doctor Wu, you done fucked up now!
RT @obk: Bij de paspoortcontrole in Parijs. Vriendin van een vriendin.
RT @thecinemasnob: Will Ferrell will be great as Manimal, I always thought that classy sophisticated Dr. Chase should scream like an idiot …
RT @serafinowicz: I hate to brag about meeting famous people but I just love this candid shot. Really great guys.
Time for more Neverhood!
I fucking love it! #masochist (Waiting for a pizza delivery)
Whoever was responsible for converting The Neverhood backgrounds into 8 bit did a great job.
The Neverhood Chronicles is how you do a Myst clone right. Or almost right.
Bear Retrieval Unit <3
Willie!
The end. And now it's time to goof off! #Neverhood
Replying to @demodulated
Love this game. It has so much charm & atmosphere that it distracts me from its Myst roots.
Replying to @demodulated
Too bad Skullmonkeys lacked in both atmosphere & gameplay :(
Replying to @demodulated
Looks like it's going alright. Just gonna take longer (as expected)
Ok, this is more like it:
Hmmm... Maybe I should properly "remaster" my Rise of the Triad music video...
Replying to @HistoryInPics
They're okay.
Love or hate True Romance, but it's one good looking movie! Too bad the blu-ray is shit :,( #TonyScott
Replying to @tomerg
Nice!
YouTube strikes again. :( Terrible. Doubling the resolution & trying again.
RT @richardcobbett: Never get why people get so excited about procedural universes being huge. First, that's the point. Second, they all ge…
Stop draggin' my RAM around.
Replying to @Vokabre and @AveTory
if you can survive the Dawn of Man.
Replying to @AveTory
Empire is a better sequel. My favorite of the original 3 even though it's missing the novelty of the first film. A bit more adult.
Replying to @AveTory
I did. Even visually Kirchner went a bit darker. Let actors play in a less pompous way. It had a better balance.
Replying to @AveTory
you need to see Jodorowsky's Dune
Replying to @AveTory
Arrrrrrrr, matey!
RT @AndromedaGuys: Episode 14 of the #SpaceQuest Historian Podcast is out! Title: "Episodic vs Full-Length" http://feeds.feedburner.com/SpaceQuestHistorian @TorbenF…
RT @Criterion: Check out the arresting images illustrator Connor Willumsen created for our SCANNERS release! http://ow.ly/zuNsc
Uploaded an updated HD version of my Rise of the Triad video. YouTube murdered it again: http://youtu.be/xGytCyUiOQI :,(
Replying to @Vokabre and @GeorgeQGreg
I have shared hosting.
Replying to @Vokabre
I've yet to see Mario do any plumbing. Although he seems to hold at least 10 different jobs.
I'm taking it back to the old school
Cause I'm an old fool who's so cool
If u want to get down
I'm gonna show u the way
Whoomp there it is
RT @benjedwards: Now THIS is what I call a TV set. I can't wait until woodgrain appliances come back into fashion.
I really need a vacation abroad. Maybe Amsterdam.
I miss Europe.
Replying to @demodulated
seems like it
Replying to @demodulated
I don't drink coffee
Of course I want to do to Amsterdam to enjoy its rich historical background.
And drugs & hookers, of course.
Replying to @JoJo_ReloadeD
what's the weather like?
So I guess Hollywood versions of the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo sequels are not going to happen?
Replying to @ST_U2
indeed. Both sequels have better stories than the first chapter
Replying to @demodulated and @Vokabre
I'm not really into that sort of thing
Replying to @demodulated
I solemnly swear to
Replying to @demodulated
I like a lot about the original film (I prefer Noomi Rapace as Lisbeth), but Finchers film is much better made. Great visuals 2
Replying to @demodulated and @Vokabre
it's alright, I'll just stick to heroin
Replying to @demodulated and @JoJo_ReloadeD
I bet Coca-Cola is also made with sugar, like in all proper countries
Replying to @JoJo_ReloadeD and @demodulated
that I know. I haven't always lived in the States.
I have decided, as soon as my trial is over, I'm starting to save for a vacation in Amsterdam.
Replying to @JoJo_ReloadeD and @demodulated
Same for Russia, I'm pretty sure
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
totally!
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
probably not for a couple of years XD
DOS games!
Who's been playing DOS games lately?
RT @billybob476: @dosnostalgic I've been hitting Pirates! for the next @umbshow and loving it (spoiler alert)
Replying to @pecet
my favorite way of playing: I'm Death Incarnate & pistol/knife only.
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic Last DOS game I played was Bud Tucker In Double Trouble. It was not fun.
RT @Bukkarooo: @dosnostalgic The Last Express, here. Really intriguing and gorgeous game.
RT @picofoundry: @dosnostalgic Not too much lately, but I did play Big Top last night. However, to be fair, that is a PC Booter game.
RT @jess_haskins: @dosnostalgic Just played Maniac Mansion for the first time, now restarting Day of the Tentacle (which I never finished).
Replying to @jess_haskins
BACK TO THE MANSION! (My favourite LEC game)
Replying to @jess_haskins
what are your thoughts on Maniac Mansion?
RT @malek86: @dosnostalgic me, like always. Last one was Doom. Running on Win95, no less.
Replying to @AmayirotAkago and @TorbenFrost
oh no. I'll probably get so high, I'll be incoherent.
Replying to @billybob476, @AmayirotAkago and @TorbenFrost
I had a MorningDOSTalk about that once. Basically except for sci-fi drugs, it doesn't exist.
Replying to @billybob476, @AmayirotAkago and @TorbenFrost
and if you think I love DOS games now, just wait till I talk about them while on E! XD
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @AmayirotAkago
Mary Jane problem is a problem of will, not really that much of an issue.
Replying to @TorbenFrost, @AmayirotAkago and @billybob476
I hear heroin is affordable in Amsterdam!
Replying to @TorbenFrost, @AmayirotAkago and @billybob476
Actually heroin is really cheap where I live. Sadly I love in a suburban heroin capital of the US
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @AmayirotAkago
You should keep it that way. They are no bueno, for the most part.
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @AmayirotAkago
Quit smoking while you're at it
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @AmayirotAkago
Don't be a bitch & just quit. All these things are bullshit.
RT @OnePerfectShot: BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM (1993) Directed by many, animated by many more. See @IMDB for complete list. http://t.co/7…
Replying to @AndrewJacksonZA
Killed a few people. Don't worry no one is going to miss them.
RT @KQscholar: @dosnostalgic Traffic Department 2192. Seriously. Because I had the shareware as a kid and wanted to know how it ended. Also…
I love http://COMMAND.COM
So go ahead & load another program, baby.
RT @evilmiera: @dosnostalgic Me, played some Pizza Tycoon for a lil bit. Never "beat" that either :(
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Maximum Overkill sounds so metal.
Updated my Rise of the Triad music video. It's now available in a variety of HD resolutions http://youtu.be/xGytCyUiOQI Music by @hamsteralliance
Ok, so 1080 & up versions are actually a bit less smeared. :)
If you're interested in DOS flight simulators, this is the ONLY podcast you'll ever need to learn about all of them: http://www.dosnostalgia.com/?p=440
Replying to @AveTory
It blows.
Replying to @demodulated
lol
Replying to @AveTory
I remember hating it. Kutuzov was played like a peasant >:(
Oh, it's Batman's 75th anniversary? Well, here goes:
Batman: The Caped Crusader (Special FX Software/Data East USA, 1989) #DosGameScreenADay
Batman: The Movie (Ocean Software, 1990) #DosGameScreenADay
Batman Returns (Spirit of Discovery/Konami, 1992) #DosGameScreenADay
Batman Forever (Probe Entertainment/Acclaim Entertainment, 1996) #DosGameScreenADay
Batman Forever: The Arcade Game (Iguana Entertainment/Acclaim Entertainment, 1996) #DosGameScreenADay
This Humble Bundle has Thief & Anachronox in pay-what-you-want? GET IT NOW! https://www.humblebundle.com/
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic You have to be careful though. If you pay too much, you have to have Kane and Lynch 2 as well.
Replying to @strangeqargo
It blows
Who wants a code for F.E.A.R. on Steam?
Replying to @PedroLP_
Check your messages
Who wants a code for Mortal Kombat Kollection on Steam?
Replying to @Phlum
Yeah, arcade ports in Unreal engine. Want it?
Replying to @emaneous
Check your DMs
Okay, whatever. If you have Origin - a bunch of codes incoming:
Dead Space Origin Key: 7EAA-3N7J-952H-8J5A-M55H
Burnout Paradise: The Ultimate Box Origin Key 9B9Z-CFTC-VVX9-Y6AL-7P8L
Crysis 2 Maximum Edition Origin Key 7PJJ-VDVW-K83U-2TF7-67DE
Dead Space 3 Origin Key 89SJ-3U28-6WDX-YQRN-GNS6
Medal of Honor Origin Key 8AKK-S8XD-GRBL-QSB5-432Q
Mirror's Edge Origin Key G6M5-T7HC-28ER-TBZJ-M7L3
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Uprising Origin Key 3RAJ-GYJ3-B348-KDPE-2XBA
And a little bit of retro:
Populous Origin Key 34AA-QNRN-UXXD-4ZCB-K4JS
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Going through my unused bundle keys.
Oh, great. What, did I hit the activation limit on Humble Bundle/Steam? Can't activate more than 20 products in an hour or something?
Today was the first time I noticed that in Rise of the Triad your hands move not only from side to side, but also forwards & backwards.
RT @natelbagel: This bartender is really confident in his singing abilities
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Always be yourself, unless you are Aquaman. Then be someone else.
Replying to @retroremakes
Now that's real parenting!
Cheese!
Replying to @LNorwegians
Same as pc CD one. I prefer AdLib music.
RT @lazygamereviews: Why you double check your voice dictated text messages before hitting send. "Arts-type theaters here" indeed. http://t…
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
Goofy fun!
Replying to @Worldslayer
First game is awesome. Here's my review from a couple of years ago: http://youtu.be/OgfF9yLDQfU
Replying to @Vokabre
I'd go to see it. And i'd RUN to the theater if it was Modern Times.
RT @GOGcom: Special update: http://GOG.com now supports Linux! 50+ games available today, many up to 75% off!
Replying to @AveTory
He's only been nominated 3 times, only recently, and not for his best roles either (except for Jack Sparrow)
Replying to @AveTory
Nic Cage was great in Leaving Las Vegas. :)
LOL
Replying to @AveTory
The Native American guy is awesome in Dead Man, not so much Depp. And Dead Man was an art film. The Academy is not crazy about them
Awesome title screen!
I've been doing #DosGameScreenADay for so long, yet I still don't have 365 screenshots.
Meanwhile my screenshot folder has 3302 files in it.
Replying to @thiagovscoelho
I posted five yesterday.
80
Replying to @saltyhorse
for DOS?
Replying to @saltyhorse
oh, nice. I almost never think of that market, although it had quite a few localized releases from what I understand
Replying to @decafjedi
if only I could favorite this a thousand times!
Replying to @saltyhorse
Russia also had a big edutainment market. I don't know who bought all this stuff.
Replying to @saltyhorse
I was just about to bring this up. Played it 20 years ago. Didn't know the title.
Replying to @saltyhorse
interesting
Replying to @saltyhorse
I think the most recent Israeli game I played was the first Piposh game & that was yeeeeeears ago.
Replying to @saltyhorse
I know, but only the first one is in English.
Replying to @saltyhorse
I know the first one, but not GrannyX
RT @HistoryInPics: 1960s McDonald's menu
Replying to @Worldslayer
I know & he's only a lowly detective
Replying to @Resulka
no, no. Not tomorrow. In a couple of weeks.
Replying to @Resulka
sorry, I have one more pod on a back log + I've got tons of shit to do these two weeks. And I still have to make a list of games!
Good morning, people of Twitter! Name some games that feature MUTANTS. #MorningDOSTalk
Mutants in Wolfenstein 3D are assholes. #MorningDOSTalk
Metal Mutant is not a mutant #MorningDOSTalk
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic KKND!
Every single TMNT game! #MorningDOSTalk
Along with the other three (?) X-Men games! #MorningDOSTalk
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Bad Blood! Fallout! Burntime! Kult/Chamber of the Sci-Mutant Priestess! :D
RT @TorbenFrost: @dosnostalgic Tell me you wouldn't date this handsome fella. #MorningDOStalk
Replying to @RamiSafadi93
they also don't say anything when they spot you :(
Start your day right: watch my Rise of the Triad music video in some obscene HD resolution: http://youtu.be/xGytCyUiOQI
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic Does Viz count? Buster Gonad was zapped by cosmic rays.
Replying to @saltyhorse
I thought only British knew that game
Replying to @ben_304
I'm proud of it. I wish YouTube didn't ruin it :(
Replying to @ben_304
Indeed. My source file was 2560x1920, lossless, half a gig in size :(
Replying to @JoJo_ReloadeD
thank you! I wish YouTube didn't murder it :(
Replying to @demodulated and @ben_304
It still fucked it up. Low bitrade is not for brownish pixely videos with fast motion.
Name more games that have mutants! #MorningDOSTalk
A twenty year old girl at work was just singing tweet Captain Jack song. 80 Left, right, right, left.
RT @billybob476: @dosnostalgic Space Quest 5!
RT @LNorwegians: @dosnostalgic Wasteland!
RT @billybob476: @TorbenFrost @dosnostalgic actually, if you consider the old screamy guy at the beginning, SQ4 also has mutants.
RT @TorbenFrost: @dosnostalgic In Beneath A Steel Sky, the common misconception inside the city is that the Gap is "full of mu'ants."
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic System Shock had mutant zombies
RT @SavyGamer: Duke Nukem 3D: Atomic Edition, PC/Mac/Linux - £1.40 http://bit.ly/1kdQUxh
Replying to @AveTory
HAHAHA! Eat it, Mr patriot!
Replying to @AveTory
In Putin's Russia sport play you!
Replying to @AveTory
get a proxy
Greetings, new followers! Why don't you share some of your DOS game stories with us?
Replying to @saltyhorse
mutant in title only :)
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic I'm trying to remember if some of the Hacx enemies were classified as mutants or not. They looked like them.
Replying to @demodulated
he was turned blue according to his journal
RT @Gledster: @dosnostalgic I used to love Apogee software's games like Secret Agent, Crystal Caves and more! Wish I could find and play th…
BioMenace had plenty of mutants! #MorningDOSTalk
Jesus, another plane went down.
Still safer than cars, and I still drive one of those things every day.
Replying to @antonymity
That's the one I meant
Here's my safety advice: don't get out of the house, stay in your bed. Don't go in the kitchen either.
Replying to @Vokabre
am I a smart man because I know planes are safer than cars or because I drive a vehicle of DEATH on a daily basis?
RT @SND_TST: @dosnostalgic I'm interested :)
Replying to @SND_TST
HOLY DICK!
I know there's a "make your own 3D game" book out there that's old enough to be about DOS & voxels. I need to get that.
Replying to @AveTory
where the fuck are you flying now?
Replying to @AveTory
that was quick
Replying to @AveTory
The British Empire calls for its lost Russian son!
Replying to @AveTory
I don't think I've ever asked you how you like living there. Is it nice? US is starting to scare me.
Replying to @Vokabre and @AveTory
there's a fucking direct Moscow-Paris train??? When did that happen?
Replying to @Vokabre
I know, Canada sounds really nice.
My http://COMMAND.COM don't want none. Unless you've got DOS, hon.
Replying to @AveTory
I wish I still could. Discovered a couple of months ago that my French is gone, unfortunately.
Replying to @AveTory
that also happens. La Haine is like that.
Replying to @AveTory and @Resulka
this: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x123y62_how-german-sounds-compared-to-other-languages-so-so-funny_fun
I apologize to my German-speaking followers, but I think this is really funny: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x123y62_how-german-sounds-compared-to-other-languages-so-so-funny_fun
However, I know Slavic languages also sound like that to many people.
RT @OnePerfectShot: Released 33 years ago today: BLOW OUT (1981) DoP: Vilmos Zsigmond | Dir: Brian De Palma
De Palma's Blow Out is a great movie. Too bad it's kind of falling into obscurity.
Replying to @antonymity
I knew a person who used to smuggle stuff in her jayjay. Or hide an occasional knife there just in case.
Replying to @AveTory
I still haven't seen that
RT @dotemu: Google Play Summer Sale 2014 : Little Big Adventure is now $1.99/1.45€ for a limited time. Spread the word! https://t.co/jsOV46…
Replying to @saltyhorse
Idk about more, but the Android port is so much easier to play
Replying to @CGOApps
Awwww
Replying to @CGOApps
my condolences, good sir. Animals are the best.
RT @retrowaretv: It's some Oddware from @LazyGameReviews - the MindDrive. Control your computer with your thoughts. I'm sure it works! http…
RT @grumpygamer: Putt-Putt and Monkey Island. Thanks BuzzFeed, I feel like I've reached a low-point: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/kim-kardashian-games http://t.co/QP2…
More LBA for Android improvements! RT @dotemu: we made an update with a new manual saving mode (Area based checkpoints)
Replying to @evilmiera
Better than the original version!
BUM
I guess this is the DOS voxel book: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1571690042?pc_redir=1405530147&robot_redir=1
Replying to @strangeqargo
I'm going to get this one, wanna see what the code is like.
RT @brendanl79: @dosnostalgic I remember seeing the first magazine ad for the first Comanche game and drooooooling #voxels
RT @lazygamereviews: Time to control retro games with your MIND! LGR Oddware: MindDrive Thought-controlled Device http://retrowaretv.com/lgr-oddware-minddrive-thought-controlled-device/ ht…
Replying to @billybob476 and @demodulated
to be honest, the website & the official Android app are the only two things I use.
Replying to @demodulated and @billybob476
I just scroll down until I hit a tweet that looks familiar. :)
Replying to @demodulated and @billybob476
Twitter app is 99% of my phone usage, so the app might as well be my desktop. XD
Replying to @demodulated and @billybob476
well, seeing how I check my feed roughly once a minute, it kind of works out.
Replying to @demodulated and @billybob476
I read on my phone on lunch breaks, but while I'm on the clock my attention is devoted to Twitter XD
RT @richardcobbett: Over on PCG, Gods Will Be Watching a game that I liked, but wish hadn't been so intent on being a game. http://t.co/zTY…
Watercraft film logo gets released, 100 websites feature it as news. OOH, LOOK AT THAT LOGO, OOOOOOH! Get the fuck outta here!
Does EVERYTHING have to have a press release?
Breaking news: Star Wars episode 7 to feature stars, wars, aliens & lightsabers... And the crowd goes wild.
RT @ben_304: The best thing about twitter has been linking up with other DOS game enthusiasts. You guys are the best, really. Nostalgia I c…
Replying to @evilmiera
lol. My phone decided that sounds better
Replying to @Vokabre
Fleshlight ftw!
Replying to @Vokabre
Not crazy about dolls. Take up too much room.
Replying to @Vokabre
Who needs those!
Replying to @Vokabre
I... guess... living with nerds leads to a lot of bullshit arguments usually.
Replying to @Vokabre
pretty much.
Replying to @Vokabre
and there's what's "I can't believe I let you put your dick in me" somewhere in there.
RT @TorbenFrost: Happy birthday, Mr. @AlLowe! Thanks for the dirty laughs that inspired me to watch a lot of porn before I even grew hair o…
RT @pcgamer: Ice-Pick Lodge have confirmed plans to remake Pathologic. A Kickstarter is due in September. http://bit.ly/1ryDQDb http://t.c…
RT @vectorpoem: Kardashian-style "use people as stepping stones to become more famous" game would be interesting if it actually problematiz…
As usual, after finishing The Neverhood been whistling its soundtrack at work for days.
Replying to @saltyhorse
it has actually lyrics
It's funny that because of DOOM sprite sizes, none of the fan 3D models of them look anything like the original models.
Replying to @AmayirotAkago and @demodulated
yeah, I backed it at $70. Soundtrack was the only reason to play Skullmonkeys http://youtu.be/Al0XOLM9FPw
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic Baby Jo & friends!
Replying to @saltyhorse
Shalom!
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic Backs
Replying to @saltyhorse
I have it :)
Replying to @StiglitzMovies
NICE! Have you seen Jodorowsky's Dune yet?
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic Inside the box
Replying to @StiglitzMovies
I've seen it four times now. It's so amazing!
Replying to @StiglitzMovies
yeah, two in a theater (had two travel one hour on a train each way), one on vod, one after I got the blu-ray :)
RT @lazygamereviews: Y'all keep asking for the sentient tomato to provide more tests for the MindDrive. I am sad to report that I ate it sh…
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic More adventure games
Replying to @saltyhorse
lol, it's scary when Normality is the best one!
Replying to @Phlum
not a clue
Now please excuse me while I rock down to Electric Avenue.
RT @POStudios: In today's #Nostalgia we take a look at some amazing #Sierra promotional videos. http://bit.ly/1x6I6cJ http://t.co/lQX1jl3c…
Replying to @jess_haskins
which kids did you pick?
Replying to @jess_haskins
yeah, this was before LEC figured out the no dead ends policy. See also: Zak McKracken
Replying to @jess_haskins
oh. Hmmm. Interesting. I think there's even more dead ends in certain combinations of kids
Replying to @edgarwright
She was awesome in Ginger Snaps 2.
Replying to @jess_haskins
There are a lot of opportunities to fuck up in Maniac Mansion. It's okay.
Replying to @jess_haskins
lol. MM is full of revolutionary ideas & technical achievements, but it didn't age well. :)
Replying to @jess_haskins
oh yes, both design & technology are way ahead of 1987
You can see a full #DosGameScreenADay archive on Facebook! http://fb.me/dosnostalgia
Replying to @AveTory
which one did you just watch?
Replying to @AveTory
why did you watch this awful film?
Replying to @AveTory
Also As Good As It Gets is a romcom, so you've got one more
Replying to @AveTory
what? It's awful. It was a big hit, but just like 90% of all Meg Ryan movies it's pure shit.
Replying to @AveTory
Meg Ryan's salary was $10.5 million, Tom Hanks' was $20 mil
Replying to @richardgoodness
are gods watching me in the shower?
Replying to @richardgoodness
I thought it was because I have pretty eyes
Replying to @richardgoodness
FILE
Replying to @AveTory
Yes, Ryan was a huge star & Hanks is a star w/ an Oscar. Probably designer clothes & the like. Usual Hollywood bullshit.
Replying to @AveTory
Fear & Loathing was an independent production. It all depends.
Replying to @AveTory
Soderbergh made a studio movie Erin Brokovich with Julia Roberts. She got paid more than any actress at the time for it.
Replying to @AveTory
then he made a self financed flick Full Frontal with her & lots of other people. $300,000 for the whole thing.
Replying to @AveTory
oops, apparently it was $2 mil for Full Frontal. I guess 300,000 was his.
Replying to @AveTory
no, no, people just abuse it. There's no way somebody deserves to be paid this much for anything, but they do because they can
Replying to @AveTory
producers negotiate crazy deals for everyone, often themselves included.
Replying to @AveTory
right. All I'm saying is one year Roberts gets paid $20 mil, next year she's in a movie that cost less than 10% of her salary.
Replying to @AveTory
That's Hollywood, it IS crazy & that's also the reason all movies are shit now.
Replying to @AveTory
funny, but Depp could easily finance it himself. He earned over $300 mil from Pirates.
Replying to @AveTory
In his case it's correct, he got paid. Then there's also a percentage of profits that he could have negotiated, but thats different
Replying to @AveTory
maybe Gilliam wants to make a very expensive movie :)
Replying to @AveTory
Dark Shadows was pretty bad :(
Replying to @AveTory
See Burton's films are guaranteed profit. Gilliam has a reputation in Hollywood. Not a good one.
Replying to @AveTory
The more I see talent get corrupted by Hollywood, the more respect I have for John Carpenter.
Replying to @AveTory
he's like "I burned out, I don't like it anymore, so I'm gonna just sit here, smoke, watch football & play videogames"
Replying to @AveTory
seeing shitty movies from directors that used to be passionate, but now only keep counting money is pretty awful
Replying to @AveTory
because studios think it costs 50-100 mil to market a film & they don't wanna take a gamble.
"Sorry to burst your bubble, but games on Amiga were better. Especially DMA titles. Back in the '90s games on MS DOS were horrible" AHAHAHA!
I fucking love YouTube comments!
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
here's a thing: I DON'T CARE. Posting something like this on my channel is useless.
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
Funniest thing is that's a comment on DMA logo from GTA. I'm yet to see GTA on Amiga.
Replying to @CjMcWillams
I do! I love trolling people back. Is that bad?
I'm glad that people take valuable time out of their lives to "burst my bubble."
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Nah. I love em. I love trolling people back. Is that bad?
Replying to @Vokabre
just because something is technically superior, it doesn't make gameplay better. Also, i'd accept 80s, but 90s? Ha#
Replying to @GrundislavGames
I don't think I'm in danger of either
Replying to @Vokabre
Exactly. What's the point of going onto a channel called "DOS NOSTALGIA" & putting down "DOS SUXXX"? No point. So I'm gonna laugh!
Replying to @Vokabre
I didn't open a discussion. I'm going to reply "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" to everything this guy posts.
Replying to @Vokabre
Exactly. And fuck him for sharing it where it didn't belong.
Replying to @Vokabre
Fuck that. I don't get that many negative comments. I'll gladly take the critical ones too, but shit like this? Can't pass it up.
Те, что нас любят, смотрят нам вслед.
Рок-н-ролл мёртв, а я ещё нет.
Ecstatica II (Andrew Spencer Studios/Psygnosis, 1996) #DosGameScreenADay
Ecstatica 2 is not a good game. :(
Replying to @LNorwegians
Mechanics are very different. It's essentially a 3d beat 'em up with exploration. It's brutally difficult even on easy.
I will never understand why it was necessary to change Ecstatica so much. I love the first game, but hate the second one.
Even if I wanted a cool 3D beat 'em up, the exploration element is completely FUCKED because of how many enemies there are.
I would LOVE to explore, but JESUS can't these guys back off and give me a second to catch my breath?
Replying to @saltyhorse
That really sucks :( Map is essential.
Replying to @saltyhorse
Yeah, I can't understand why the game had to be so hard. 2 item limit is from the 1st.
Replying to @JDHJANUS
You might wanna keep it that way. #JustSayin
Replying to @Vokabre
Пиздец!
RT @lazygamereviews: Wow, found quite a rare image from early IBM PC game history! This is an ad from Orion Software showing their catalog …
Terry Taylor's game soundtracks are beyond sensational.
The Neverhood: http://youtu.be/gSGk1bQ9rcU
Skullmonkeys: http://youtu.be/9wCJxkdS_3s
RT @lazygamereviews: Question for retro IBM peeps: does anyone know if Orion Software ever released the game, Pits & Stones? I can't seem t…
RT @lazygamereviews: Argh, talk about a forgotten game! There were even reviews for Pits & Stones back in the 80's so I assume it came out …
Replying to @SquallStrifeAU
Fuck them. Comments like that are at least funny. Better than "Not ALL music in LOOM is Tchaikovsky" Uggh >:(
RT @nothingreal: The 1980s computer hacking super cut is pretty damn funny. #retro #hacking #80s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUGQHdYUIEo
Товарищ сержант, два часа до рассвета. Ну что-ж ты, зараза, мне светишь в лицо?
Replying to @lazygamereviews
I loved the 5 minutes I had it on :)
Replying to @lazygamereviews
I've tried at GDC and instantly loved it. No motion sickness for me. Resolution could be improved, but i'm sure it's coming
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
EGA
Replying to @JohannAffendy
Yep
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Okay, just one more:
RT @MrRetrodude: @dosnostalgic Isn't that the game where Gandhi nukes the shit out of everyone else?
Ghandi II: http://youtu.be/4ega5Rcct2s
Покупает тачку стелла, курит Мальборо Анжела. Мне достали шубу с ламой, но не тянут папа с мамой.
I'm so fucking excited about Pathologic remake!
I can feel it... I think it's time to watch RoboCop.
Replying to @demodulated
Yep :)
RT @OnePerfectShot: LÉON: THE PROFESSIONAL (1994) Director of Photography: Thierry Arbogast | Director: Luc Besson
Replying to @demodulated
Floppy version didn't have any FMV. It's a cool game. Easy to play, hard to master.
Replying to @demodulated
idk, that's all I had as a poor boy in Russia.
Replying to @demodulated
I hate those too, but here it's nice. You build stuff in between levels, not during the action.
RoboCop is a perfect movie.
Beware of #NotDOS
And as usual...
Replying to @Resulka
I'm so glad I got to share this with the world!
Replying to @richardgoodness, @Resulka and @awesomonster
me irl
Murphy, it's you.
Replying to @pecet
Nope
Replying to @beeferikson
One of my favorite movies of all time. I watch it every few months and it only keeps getting better.
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
Replying to @tempesttossed
The best cat in the Universe.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
never again!
Replying to @GrundislavGames
It's all gray now anyway
Spaced marathon!
Spaced is fucking wonderful. Made by young people for young people. Doubly as funny of you get all the nerdy references.
That's what I love about it: references are so integrated, if you don't get them they just feel like a part of the story.
But if you're a nerd, you'll have a bunch of delightful surprises throughout each episode.
- What shall we do now ?
- I think we should descale the teapot.
- You filthy bitch.
- You love it.
Replying to @beeferikson, @Catie_V, @lazygamereviews and @ArcadeSushi
the pitch is a bit lower though
Replying to @AveTory
Yeah, they are Kickstarting in September.
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @AmayirotAkago
Funny. I woke up just like that.
RT @TheAfroman94: @dosnostalgic I remember when I was playing The return to zork for the first time, and I got to the part where you have g…
RT @TheAfroman94: @dosnostalgic I was laughing over the dialogue for a good five minutes
Tomb Raider - Work in Progress Demo: http://youtu.be/JycpjSFiffs
Not a game BioWare is known for:
Shattered Steel (BioWare/Interplay, 1996) #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @awesomonster
31 is the new 17!
Replying to @awesomonster
He's so dreamy!
RT @umbshow: Last few days to get in on the Sam & Max Giveaway! Just send an email with subject "Sam & Max Giveaway" to podcast@umbcast.com!
Firefly Online? What?
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
Best tasting energy drink is Full Throttle.
Sweet home Chicago
Replying to @AveTory
I had that! Awesome pictures!
Replying to @demodulated
Hell yeah! #ScummVM
Ceremony of Innocence is another one of those lost Macromedia Director titles. Not very interactive, but rather coolL http://youtu.be/xGBkb7rZwrI
I'm rather surprised that there isn't any footage of Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life game on YouTube.
Replying to @demodulated
I finished it, but at one point I nearly threw my keyboard into the monitor. Very frustrating.
Wow. All of this for $13 million? #TheZeroTheorem
Replying to @demodulated
well, unlike that or The Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life was actually a real game.
I see Tilda Swinton used her fake teeth from Snowpiercer in another film. #TheZeroTheorem
Replying to @GrundislavGames
put in one for leaving the game idle for 200 hours!
RT @lazygamereviews: Setting up a new DOS machine: a Packard Bell Platinum. Hooked up a new 4x Sony CD-ROM and Sound Blaster Pro 2! http://…
The Zero Theorem is basically Brazil on a smaller scale. And it's just as depressing.
Replying to @AveTory
You have no heart. Go watch The Zero Theorem, I'm sure you'll be dying with laughter.
RT @Indie_RetroNEWS: I have a Dizzy addiction! Got them all now including Dizzy AA Special #retrogaming @yolkfolk_com @dizzyzone101 http://…
"Sam Raimi Announces He's Working On An Evil Dead TV Series" FUCK THIS! I'm renouncing my Raimi fandom.
While I enjoyed The Zero Theorem, it looses lots of points for basically being a Brazil retread. Not very original. Great visuals though.
Wait. Evil Dead TV show will be written by Sam & Ivan & will star Bruce Campbell??? Erm... Shit... I don't know how to feel about this.
Replying to @SND_TST
Self retread is not a very good thing. Here it's just a tad too much.
Shit, this movie REALLY upset me. Damn you, Terry Gilliam! Time for emergency pizza.
Replying to @AveTory
I'm really skeptical that anything good will come out of this.
Man, this movie is going to ruin my evening. I'm seriously bummed out!
Replying to @AveTory
that would be amazing, although I don't think Bruce could pull it off at his age.
A good director knows how to affect the audience emotionally. Gilliam is a great director.
RT @humble: Not sure how many of you remember when Daikatana came out, but we hope this makes you chuckle http://bit.ly/HBSquareEnix http://t.c…
RT @textfiles: Since I'm at @kansasfest I'm all about doing cute tiny hacks. So! Watch the screenshotter in action (auto-refreshes): http:/…
RT @DoubleFine: We can't ALL play every game at launch, but if you've put off Broken Age, it's 50% off today! http://store.steampowered.com/app/232790/ http:/…
RT @YahtzeeCroshaw: You'll be pleased to hear that I win an unquestionable moral victory against @JimSterling in the Doom 2 Uncivil War htt…
I approve of this challenge.
Replying to @AveTory
Or Rushmore. But something just tells me that you're not going to be enjoying Wes Anderson films.
Replying to @AveTory
Jason Swartzman (who's also a Coppola) co-wrote The Darjeeling Limited, but that's one I'd recommend you stay away from.
Replying to @AveTory
Life Aquatic is one of the worst received Anderson films, but I fucking love it. Everyone is amazing in it.
Replying to @AveTory
Bottle Rocket is great for a first film, but I think his style became a lot more defined from Rushmore forward.
Replying to @AveTory
It worries me now because it's a comedy. And since you didn't like TGBH, i don't know how you'll feel about this one.
Replying to @AveTory
That's the style. Underplaying, flat visuals, awkward pauses for comedic purpose. And artsy-fartsy semi-intellectual bullshit.
Replying to @AveTory
My good, the first time I watched LA, which opens with a goofy Cousteau-like film, I laughed myself silly XD
Replying to @richardgoodness
Fucking hell, you don't own Hotline Miami???
Replying to @richardgoodness
Something tells me you'd enjoy it a lot!
Replying to @richardgoodness
Nope, but I guess I'll have to now.
Replying to @richardgoodness
Thank Terry Gilliam who depressed the shit out of me with his new film. It motivated me to do something nice today.
RT @LarryLafferWeb: So who is dressing up as me at #SDCC #SDCC2014 This guy has got it down! And he got ladies! http://larrylaffer.net/this-is-where-i-lasted-about-15-seconds/ http…
Hotline Miami was updated a bunch since I last played it. :)
I don't think I can put in words how much I adore Hotline Miami
Replying to @twiz718
It's not just nice, it's AMAZING.
RT @lightnarcissus: As a Scully fan,this techno remix of her skepticism "Scully Likes Science" is literally the BEST thing #TheXFiles https…
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
Car & Driver
Replying to @demodulated
What else? :)
RT @lazygamereviews: @dosnostalgic Ahh San Dimas Mall, a prime place to wreck your Ferrari F40
I love this guy!
Bitmap Bros <3
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
Yep
Replying to @SquallStrifeAU
Dune or Fatboy Slim?
Replying to @SquallStrifeAU
Nevermind...
Replying to @SquallStrifeAU
Don doesn't approve
Replying to @SquallStrifeAU
Oh fuck yeah! For sure!
Replying to @richardgoodness
I feel that one needs to become more French to enjoy this game.
Replying to @richardgoodness
Assez bien
Ok, the commentary track on Look Around You Series 2 dvd is absolutely hilarious.
RT @textfiles: The possibilities are endless!!
RT @lazygamereviews: Somehow my evening has devolved into an interactive preview program for Windows 95... https://vine.co/v/M05a6rdx2wn
RT @richardcobbett: In this week's Crap Shoot, there's gold in them thar pixels. It's Gold Rush! The exclamation mark is silent. http://t.c…
Replying to @LouisGorenfeld
http://www.queststudios.com/roland/utilities.html GM MT-32 IDF?
Replying to @antonymity
sounds like you're developing quite a tolerance.
Replying to @antonymity
sounds like you're abusing your drugs, sir
Replying to @antonymity
I'm just an asshole on the Internet & I know my opinion counts for nothing, but it sounds like you need to seek help.
Replying to @antonymity
I've lost a lot of friends to serious addiction & had a near death experience myself. You don't want that, trust me.
Replying to @antonymity
then you should know that there's nothing sadder than someone finding a corpse on a couch.
Replying to @Vokabre
Amazing!
Replying to @Vokabre
Еврейско-Японский повареный интим справочник по уходу за волками?
Today @richardcobbett takes a look at a somewhat failed Sierra-published experiment: Gold Rush! http://pcgamer.com/2014/07/26/saturday-crapshoot-gold-rush/
Replying to @jamesseetal
Still would have been more entertaining than Superman Returns.
Original Gold Rush! on Steam for (currently) $7.99: http://store.steampowered.com/app/308000/
@Vokabre I feel that just listing off the subjects is messing with the joke a bit
Replying to @richardgoodness
I've been at work for 2.5 hours already :(
Booooring day ahead. Well, at least there's gonna be a new Richard Linklater film at the end of it.
Replying to @demodulated
I'm at work & I'm hungry :(
Replying to @richardgoodness
I get tips all the time. Like "you should shave, Anatoly" or "try brushing your hair".
Replying to @Vokabre, @Sslaxx and @Resulka
SOLD!
Replying to @richardgoodness and @strangeqargo
I'm gonna do a Lemmy.
Replying to @Vokabre, @Sslaxx and @Resulka
I just looked this book up & HOLY SHIT it's very collectable!
Replying to @Vokabre, @Sslaxx and @Resulka
I mean holy fuck! http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ol/0399110437/ref=mw_dp_buy_opt
If you don't want the Megaton edition, here's Duke 3D Atomic for $2.39: http://www.gog.com/game/duke_nukem_3d_atomic_edition add EDuke32 source port & kick some ass!
Replying to @WIRED
So... It's LOGO in paper?
Replying to @pecet
idk, I don't watch streams usually. Or let's plays. I tried out streaming recently, but don't know if I'm gonna continue.
RT @BCT_Podcast: Hey, we're back! Episode 48: Art style & protagonists and writing stories for adventure games vs books or movies. http://t…
RT @Senscape: In Necromantia confidimus; non mortem timemus. Octobris in revelatione. #UnspeakableAdventure #screenshotsaturday http://t.co…
RT @HG_101: Thrill Kill, a fighting game so brutal and distasteful, it never saw official release. http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/thrillkill/thrillkill.htm
RT @HG_101: Dominique Pampelmousse, a stop-motion noir detective story adventure game musical made of clay and cardboard http://t.co/r9WxEC…
RT @bocha_himself: I wanna thank people who made DosBox. I suddenly realised how I take for granted that all DOS games are cross-platform .…
Homoerotic energy of the @BCT_Podcast is unmatched by any other podcast.
Replying to @awesomonster and @BCT_Podcast
I might try to one up it when I'll have @AgustinCordes on.
RT @wwwtxt: I just discovered Pogs! They're basically cardboard bottle-tops that are a mania in Hawaii and a potential craze for the mainla…
Replying to @Worldslayer, @AmayirotAkago, @lazygamereviews and @LNorwegians
Nice, sir!
RT @LarryBundyJr: Oh, the irony...
Replying to @GrundislavGames, @AgustinCordes, @awesomonster and @BCT_Podcast
well, all I have to say is that when Agustin & I met up for drinks, a girl next >
Replying to @GrundislavGames, @AgustinCordes, @awesomonster and @BCT_Podcast
to us asked how long we have been dating! And we haven't mentioned nipples once!
U is too dangerously close to I on the keyboard when you need to type in DUCK SAUCE.
RT @GrundislavGames: Finally acquired my holy grail of eBay. (Thanks to @ashtonraze)
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic D is also dangerously close to F.
Oh no! IT'S A TRAP!
RT @dotemu: -60% on Another World 20th Anniversary this week-end! http://bit.ly/1l0EQdw #classic #retro
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
idk, I find that it's funnier in my head than when a person reads it
"point and click about detective, there was a cutscene where in a prison cops were going to execute a criminal in the electric chair..."
Ah, shit. Someone just asked me to id Hopkins FBI! XD
Replying to @strangeqargo
Skyroads
Replying to @ben_304 and @awesomonster
that means you have to see the best documentary of this year: Jodorowsky's Dune
Replying to @ben_304 and @awesomonster
I've seen it five times now. Mindblowing!
Replying to @ben_304 and @awesomonster
I think it's shit, he thinks it's shit. It has good ideas & killer set design though.
Replying to @ben_304 and @awesomonster
Jodorowsky's Dune is not just about a movie that never was, but also about Jodorowsky himself. About creativity,
Replying to @ben_304 and @awesomonster
about Hollywood, about people & connections. It's absolutely fantastic.
Replying to @awesomonster and @ben_304
I liked it a lot more when I was a teen, but now I can barely watch it. Everything just sticks out.
Replying to @awesomonster and @ben_304
I think it's one of these films that's most painful to watch: you see all the wasted potential.
Replying to @awesomonster and @ben_304
oh yeah, tv series is garbage
Replying to @ben_304 and @awesomonster
Paul too, although he didn't look like that in the demo. They changed it last minute
Replying to @ben_304 and @awesomonster
I think these were last minute changes done when Virgin actually agreed to publish it, despite canceling it earlier.
Replying to @ben_304 and @awesomonster
only his screen in the intro is changed, during the kiss he still has the spiky hair from the original art :)
Replying to @awesomonster and @ben_304
my name is a killing word
Replying to @awesomonster and @ben_304
That's the original demo. There's a few more things in it that got changed in the final game.
Replying to @ben_304, @GrundislavGames and @BCT_Podcast
I just sing Hall & Oates on my own in the car :( (Had the hits CD in the player for two months now)
Replying to @GrundislavGames, @ben_304 and @BCT_Podcast
only because I still haven't put another radio in my new car
Replying to @ben_304, @GrundislavGames and @BCT_Podcast
we have been to karaoke together. It's just H&O didn't come up then.
Replying to @GrundislavGames, @ben_304 and @BCT_Podcast
I was drunk, so I remember NOTHING.
Replying to @saltyhorse, @ben_304 and @awesomonster
no. Jodorowsky's Dune! NOW!!!
"I was raping Frank Herbert!... But with love." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
@ben_304 Ben, play Portal 2.
RT @vectorpoem: Someone should write a player for iMUSE music data that works well with its native concepts.
RT @therobotjane: As a human, I am never happier than when my tummy is full of a delicious burger.
RT @lazygamereviews: I've done my duty & submitted Orion Software's PC Booter game Pits & Stones to Mobygames. People must know it exists! …
RT @textfiles: Damn ZX Spectrum Screenshot, You Scary
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Awwwwww!
BUMS
Replying to @Knochn
I see a few I fancy!
More competition opened up right around the corner. I'm surrounded. The store is DEAD. #BoredOutOfMyMind
Last night a shitty program led to a BSOD, which in turn led to two & a half hours of rebooting & chkdisking... YOLO!
Replying to @richardgoodness
third one is the one that starts in a town, right? I kind of confuse them all.
Replying to @richardgoodness
This one has a time limit.
Replying to @richardgoodness
probably a wise idea. I might actually try Ishar 2 at some point. I know people who love it.
RT @textfiles: OKAY JESUS OKAY
Do you like Cannon Fodder? Because I fucking love it!
RT @evilmiera: @dosnostalgic Aye, the original was sweet. One of my first games, was a bitch to get to load with all that mem required.
I'd say that Cannon Fodder 2 is just as good as the original. I like both of them equally.
RT @HenrySmola: Teaching my dad Chrono Trigger.
"Patience is a virtue" or something like that.
And yes, I'm willing to put up with a million unfair random deaths while playing Cannon Fodder.
How many times your whole squad was killed by a roof of a house? At least a few thousand.
War has never been so much fun!
That might be a good game to steam drunk.
Replying to @ben_304
Kind of. It's a bit more refined.
Replying to @ben_304
it's on GOG. Kind of rare in physical form, I believe.
I think it's normal to scream obscenities at the screen while playing Cannon Fodder.
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic 100% correct.
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic I'll probably grab a GOG copy. I have the original on CD.
Replying to @ben_304
Oh, that one has a fully voiced 3D intro, right?
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Cannon Fodder starts out so that you don't lose any troops for a time, and you get cocky. Then, gradually, it cr…
Replying to @ben_304
Oh yeah, missions near the end are insane. From a jeep to a helicopter to another jeep, etc. Crazy shit.
Replying to @ben_304
I still love it though. Wouldn't be the same without all the falling roofs.
RT @ben_304: Being a retro gamer makes me wish Windows was never invented. Some late 90s games are just impossible to run.
RT @ben_304: I play all my DOS games on 1 PC. I then have 4 PCs running various versions of Windows for other games. :|
Replying to @ben_304
Thank goodness I'm not WindowsNostalgic!
RT @dschmudde: @ben_304 Yeah, "fun" is not the first word I'd use to describe the game as it progresses. But by then you're addicted. (cc: …
Replying to @BluScreen_Jason
Yes.
RT @vectorpoem: Maniac Mansion coined "cutscene" b/c they always cut away from player POV. Implied: why would you need a cutscene for somet…
RT @lazygamereviews: Not sure some people grasp the definition of "underrated" and "overlooked". Lemmings and Star Wars Tie Fighter? Erm no…
Replying to @lazygamereviews
I know! A guy vocally unfollowed me because I questioned how is Settlers underrated exactly.
Oh dear Twitter, please don't turn into Facebook!
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Yeah, eight game stores is kind of far from underrated/unappreciated/unknown in my book.
#WhyCantWeAllGetAlong
I suggest #FollowADosGamer
Replying to @Fistipuffs
no, I just opened my feed & saw people being total morons. For me that usually only happens on Facebook.
Thank goodness I only follow smart & cool people! Love you all!
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
I may or may not followed & unfollowed you in the past, thanks to the Twitter phone app interface.
Replying to @demodulated and @ben_304
It is. Old DirectX is not supported in newer Windows, for example & its emulation is far from perfect.
RT @dotemu: Last day to get Another World 20th Anniversary on sale : save 60%! http://bit.ly/1l0EQdw #retrogaming
Always remember: Donuts don't wear alligator shoes.
Reading about Lewis Carroll. Somehow ended up on a message board where a Carroll topic was derailed into people defending child molesters :(
Replying to @awesomonster
it's really weird to say the least.
Replying to @antonymity
a finger in your butthole instantly stops hiccups according to research from the 70s
Replying to @antonymity
I would have tested the research on myself at that point.
Replying to @antonymity
fair enough
RT @ThatTomHall: Happy Anniversary, Anachronox! (Photo is of PAL-18 Bronze statue that Jake Strider Hughes had made.)
Hello. I like DOS games & hamburgers.
Replying to @alics80
I'd say it's up there
Replying to @alics80
I'll take Stunts, but a big NO on Spear of Destiny.
Replying to @saltyhorse
NO
Replying to @alics80
it's not very good, that's why.
Replying to @saltyhorse
:(
Replying to @alics80
yes, especially mine. How about DOOM instead?
Replying to @alics80
??? 80 You should probably do that as soon as possible.
Replying to @alics80
or a source port.
Replying to @alics80
Love that game. Great arcade action & awesome AdLib menu music
Replying to @alics80
Get this: http://www.osnanet.de/c.oelckers/gzdoom/index.html Then combine with a .wad file from any DOOM game.
Replying to @alics80
just played it not a month ago. :)
Replying to @Vokabre
Let me know if you're ever in New York
Replying to @Vokabre
Sounds good
Look at this little baby!
Replying to @Vokabre
yeah, baby's pissed. A little bit.
I <3 CATS
I like big cats and I cannot lie!
Replying to @jimfaker
Yep
Watching Hellraiser 2. Because I still can't understand why people like it more than the first film.
Replying to @StiglitzMovies
Eww. It's really sloppy near the end. Especially the editing. :(
Replying to @StiglitzMovies
I also don't like the fact that the Cenibites are more prominent. To me that's just the wrong direction. Just look at part 3
Replying to @StiglitzMovies
yes, it's surreal, but I think the movie runs out of steam by this point.
Replying to @StiglitzMovies
but what do I know, my favorite Hellraiser sequel is the direct to video Inferno that Scott Derrikson made
Replying to @StiglitzMovies
I mean, 2 is well written. When Gennard is turned into a Cenobite his 1st line is "And to think I hesitated" XD
One thing for sure - Christopher Young's Hellraiser score sounds even better in part 2, no doubt due to a bigger budget.
Although the waltz from the first film is still unmatched.
RT @Resulka: F%$^ you Cedric!
Replying to @tomerg, @Frypan_man and @lazygamereviews
Are you doing a lot of Turbo Pascal stuff or something?
I think my old laptop's hard drive is on its last legs.
I remember listening to this story take shape on a podcast & laughing my ass off! Now it's a real horror movie - Tusk http://youtu.be/60EUG-CDC_k
RT @POStudios: An article on @gamasutra explores the heroes of game design ours are the #Sierra legends. http://ubm.io/1rXknLH http://t.co…
RT @GOGcom: Don't wait for Max until 2015; grab Redline now and roam the post-apo wasteland for $2.39! http://bit.ly/GemRedline http://t.co/i…
Replying to @AveTory
Happy Eid al-Fitr!
Replying to @JDHJANUS and @Resulka
No, my it's my boss's.
I have been defeated by a digital scale. Configuring one of those things is a pain in the ass. Time for a service call.
RT @EBGamesAus: A protest we could get behind.
Spent two hours copying settings from a different scale & almost got it. But no, screws up actually printing labels :(
Replying to @Vokabre and @AveTory
L'Chaim!
Replying to @ben_304
idk, configuring things on an ancient tiny touchscreen for 2 hours... I might actually pick TekWar.
Replying to @Vokabre
acclaimed
Replying to @Vokabre and @AveTory
Are you kidding? Of course they do!
Replying to @Vokabre and @AveTory
I was joking.
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
Yeah, I can see on your average Moscow person's Twitter right now exactly how tolerant they are.
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
I feel your pain. I've been sitting on my Phantasmagoria footage for three years now.
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
I've only done that once & NEVER AGAIN!
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
Amazing 90s effects! http://youtu.be/7Twnmhe948A
Replying to @beeferikson and @PushinUpRoses
Erm... Enjoy?
Replying to @JDHJANUS and @Resulka
I had the same reaction!
Replying to @PushinUpRoses and @beeferikson
I prefer the second one
RT @mattbarton: I'm interviewing the great Robert Woodhead of Wizardry fame tomorrow afternoon. Shoot me questions if you got'em!
Space Invaders movie? Written by Akiva Goldsman? That's one thing that was missing in my life.
RT @BluScreen_Jason: More Privateer grinding... this time with commentary I actually am happy with. http://youtu.be/D3a6_p7EjSY?a
RT @richardcobbett: Video is really hard. I could procrastinate over three articles in the time it takes me to pretend I'm writing a 10 min…
Curious about what PC gaming was like in the very beginning? Check out this podcast with @MobyGamer & myself: http://www.dosnostalgia.com/?p=329
New episode of the pod is dropping in a few days. Get your vodka ready, more Russian content is on the way!
My co-worker said "Bless you" to me for no reason. A minute later I sneeze. 8o
The question is: would have i sneezed if he didn't say anything?
Replying to @richardcobbett
fuck, I remember that show
I never played The Crystal Maze DOS game. Did it have Richard O'Brien in it?
Replying to @richardcobbett
That's a shame.
Replying to @richardcobbett
OH fuck yes he was. Even sang songs!
Replying to @richardcobbett
I just saw a shot of a game box which had a portrait of Christopher Lee on it & it looked like a shot from Rocky Horror.
Replying to @richardcobbett
I forget which game it was, unfortunately.
Replying to @richardcobbett
No, no. Different game!
Replying to @richardcobbett
Yes! :)
Replying to @richardcobbett
Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho?
Replying to @richardcobbett
see, I don't have that problem. Win 3.1 stuff works fine in DosBox.
Replying to @richardcobbett
oh no? You should definitely check out the specials. I recommend the one from a couple of years ago, Pee-Wee on Broadway.
Replying to @richardcobbett
Trust me, the original special & its update are hilarious. It was never for kids. Well, originally.
Replying to @richardcobbett
I'm just saying it really works as a whole. I'm from Russia, I didn't grow up with the show either.
Replying to @sid3windr
what vase?
Replying to @sid3windr
I'm sorry!
Replying to @sid3windr
How did you know?
Replying to @sid3windr
Haha! I'm onto you! You haven't said that you're going to get one of the kids to fix it later!
Replying to @sid3windr
If I had to guess, I'd say you were a program, from the Machine world.
RT @humble: 24 HOURS ONLY: Kid-friendly classics from Humongous Entertainment today in the Humble Flash Bundle http://bit.ly/HFHumongous
Complete Humongous Pack is on Humble Bundle Flash Sale if you pay $20 or more! https://www.humblebundle.com/flash?humongous_flash&utm_source=Social&utm_medium=Link&utm_campaign=Humble%20Flash%20Bundle%20Humongous%20Entertainment
The Complete Humongous Pack is seriously worth it! If only to see what good kids games are like.
Obviously it's REALLY worth it if you have kids.
Replying to @beeferikson
You should check out the new special. It's amazing.
Replying to @beeferikson
The original special is slightly better, but the Broadway show updates it with the characters from the show & modern references
Replying to @beeferikson
it's also really nifty how they managed to recreate the show on stage.
Replying to @beeferikson
I'm kicking myself in the ass for not going to see it live
Replying to @beeferikson
he looks good for his age, but if you watch the original special from 1980, there's QUITE a difference XD
Replying to @richardgoodness and @beeferikson
my friends acted like bitches & couldn't make up their minds before it sold out. I was so pissed!
Replying to @beeferikson and @richardgoodness
But my ex & I applauded when the stage was revealed when we were watching the blu-ray.
RT @lazygamereviews: Fans of id Software! Just came into these copies of Softdisk Issues 114 & 115. Catacombs and Dangerous Dave, dude yes …
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Wow!
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Holy shit, that's amazing!
Replying to @lazygamereviews
haha! Nice, man!
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
I'm definitely buying the complete pack
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
Well too fucking bad Mr. Cheapass! I can't pass up a bargain like that.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
My neighbor Avvi Rabinowitz
Snowpiercer. Or how I like to call it "Captain America eats BABIES!"
Replying to @tamriilin
I was laughing all the way through. Had a great time.
Replying to @richardgoodness
production value is insanely high. And just wait till you get to the end. Everything is solid, but the puzzle design.
Replying to @tamriilin
I like it. Something different for once. I knew it was gonna be weird & fun because I saw The Host & loved it
Replying to @richardgoodness
if I saw your wishlist first, I would have bought you Hotline Miami instead XD
Replying to @richardgoodness
I love Schafer's inventory puzzles. But here I think it's the overall adventuring that's slightly lacking for me.
Replying to @richardgoodness
that didn't stop me from playing through it a few times though. Beautiful presentation.
RT @OnePerfectShot: BREATHLESS (1960) Director of Photography: Raoul Coutard | Director: Jean-Luc Godard
Replying to @richardgoodness
It's bad to frame puzzles as fetch-exchange quests & in girl's part that's pretty much all of them
Replying to @richardgoodness
and it feels like the characters are there just to ask for items
Replying to @richardgoodness
oh, I didn't know that could happen. Yeah, that's a no-no in my book.
Replying to @richardgoodness
that I like :)
Replying to @richardgoodness
yes, I feel that boy's part is more solid puzzle-wise, but girl's has more atmosphere. And fun.
Replying to @richardgoodness
and I absolutely adore the dialogue.
Replying to @tempesttossed
as far as I'm concerned, that's what the US release title should have been
Replying to @richardgoodness
the ending is going to blow your mind!
Replying to @beeferikson and @richardgoodness
But be aware that there are dead ends & A TIME LIMIT
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
I wonder what's that all aboot?
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
That's all I know. Maybe also hockey & Tim Hortons.
Replying to @richardgoodness and @beeferikson
nope. Unfortunately.
Replying to @beeferikson and @richardgoodness
I'm pretty sure Ishar is just like other Silmarils games: you need to play multiple times to learn the game >
Replying to @beeferikson and @richardgoodness
and then you're prepared for one perfect playthrough
RT @lazygamereviews: Also continuing to grow my 'registered shareware' collection, this time with Apogee's "Secret Agent". These excite me …
May the Foreskin be with you!
Replying to @GrundislavGames
I'm sorry about your loss
@GeorgeQGreg Yo, you still want Putt Putt Goes to the Moon?
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
Did you buy the bundle or not?
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
I see. Well, nevermind then.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
I see. Want a Steam code for Moon?
Yay!
Putt-Putt Joins the Parade Steam key:
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=nm2nEAhRXf8MwFzU
Freddi Fish 1: The Case of the Missing Kelp Seeds Steam key:
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=RNHk5EyevmdNMVEk
Pajama Sam In: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside Steam key:
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=MUmzGGmkn4rayvVy
Freddi Fish 2: The Case of the Haunted Schoolhouse Steam key:
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=UB8k5nSAtnrXqqqu
Spy Fox in "Dry Cereal" Steam key:
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=ApBdNYF6Wtkz7eyC
That's all, folks.
Apparently bots grab Steam keys off Twitter. Oh well, too late now.
A game with an accidental porn name:
Freddy Hardest (Dinamic Software, 1988) #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @Videogameget
https://www.humblebundle.com/flash
Replying to @awesomonster
Me too. It's bad.
Replying to @antonymity
In 2014 he just shoots the bandits with his legally owned automatic rifle during the opening sequence. The end.
Replying to @awesomonster
It's not worth it.
Okay, just one more.
Quad Damage!
Replying to @Videogameget
Beats the regular price of $100.
Replying to @CGOApps
Of course! DOS version is EYE BURNINGLY CGA
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Full Throttle (LucasArts, 1995). One of the best adventure games ever & a game that made Tim Schafer a legend.
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Here's an old (crappy) review that I made: http://youtu.be/BdfLTFSgC00
Meg Foster's eyes scare me.
I've never seen Leviathan with Peter Weller. I love Peter Weller, so I should probably correct this mistake immediately.
Replying to @Frypan_man and @lazygamereviews
This question is too smart for me.
Replying to @AgustinCordes
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Replying to @richardgoodness
Yes
Replying to @richardgoodness
yeah, but you're gonna get part 2 as soon as it's released
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so... are you done now?
Replying to @richardgoodness
Yeah. The 7th.
Replying to @Frypan_man
looks fine to me.
Replying to @Frypan_man
check your labels
Replying to @Frypan_man
your message could be too long. The one after M parameter. Try without it.
So Leviathan was okay. Basically Alien + The Thing without any attempts to hide it. Not super cheap. Good cast.
Replying to @JDHJANUS
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Can't see my gray hair :)
Replying to @JDHJANUS and @FenderBenter
As far as games for kids go, you can't find anything better. Good clean fun for the whole family.
Replying to @z1lt0id
This one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097737/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Good night.
Replying to @FenderBenter, @JDHJANUS and @RobertoSAGuedes
There are a few more, but mostly spin offs. There are other decent kids adventure games, but yeah >
Replying to @FenderBenter, @JDHJANUS and @RobertoSAGuedes
you can't really get them digitally.
Replying to @jess_haskins
It's a goofy Korean movie. And I enjoyed it as such. The Host was much better.
Replying to @jess_haskins
I expected it to be goofy & it was. :D
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I knew what to expect because I've seen The Host. A monster movie with HUGE emotional tragic moments, yet full of goofy gags.
Replying to @jess_haskins
So as soon as I saw that there's a new movie done by the same guy I kind of knew what to expect.
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My problem with Snowpiercer was that these elements didn't blend together well & actors were all over the place with their
Replying to @jess_haskins
acting choices. Some playing things really straight, while others were basically cartoons (Love Tilda Swinton!).
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But overall I think it was a fun little movie that was a nice break from the usual Hollywood trash that's currently playing.
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I laughed all the way through this movie. Especially when Captain America was telling the baby eating story. SO SERIOUS.
Replying to @jess_haskins
I'd say that Asian genre films in general don't bother with realism & consistent rules.
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That I agree. Drama didn't work at all for me, probably because I also didn't care about any of the characters.
Replying to @jess_haskins
That I liked XD
Replying to @jess_haskins
Oh, is it? I don't read reviews.
Replying to @jess_haskins
Gave up on it long time ago. I just see everything that I'm interested in.
RT @richardcobbett: The worst part of video making is all the stuff with cameras and microphones. But I do like making the props... http://…
Replying to @Vokabre
25 80
People always ask me about obscure shareware & I always reply that I barely know anything about shareware, only the super successful ones.
Replying to @Vokabre
That was my surprise at the cat that's worth 25 whatever.
So I propose today on #MorningDOSTalk that we discuss obscure shareware titles that you liked. Tweet me titles & descriptions!
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic God of Thunder was pretty fun and fairly obscure. Goofy little puzzle game with occasional adventure bits…
Replying to @mandogfish
was that shareware?
RT @CritAnime: @dosnostalgic I remember a nuclear reactor sim.
Replying to @mandogfish
I never thought of it as shareware. I don't associate old French with it.
Replying to @richardgoodness
isn't it #NotDOS?
RT @TorbenFrost: @dosnostalgic I don't know if it counts as obscure, per se, but I spent HOURS AND HOURS in this level editor: http://t.co/…
Replying to @richardgoodness
it most certainly is
Replying to @Vokabre
Trust me, there are plenty DOS games I don't know about.
Replying to @richardgoodness
I virtually slap people for saying shit like that.
If only I had a dollar for every time people go "but wasn't Windows 3.1 basically DOS?"
Replying to @richardgoodness
This response is too smart for me.
RT @TorbenFrost: @dosnostalgic Definitely not obscure, but I think every 80's kid played Capt. Comic--AAGH GET AWAY FROM ME FUCKING BIRDS!!…
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @demodulated
Well, he wasn't so armless either! SEE WHAT I DID THERE???
Replying to @TorbenFrost
I love that game! Especially the Soviet version: http://www.old-games.ru/game/screenshots/2028.html
Replying to @Vokabre and @demodulated
No it's not
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It's not the same. Windows kernel doesn't work the same way as DOS does.
RT @TorbenFrost: @dosnostalgic Scorched Earth is by far one of the most satisfyingly easy way to lose friends. http://www.abandonia.com/files/games/70/Scorched%20Earth_6.png #Morn…
Replying to @Vokabre and @demodulated
Again, that's bullshit. Even in 3.1.
Replying to @demodulated and @Vokabre
there's a difference on how system is loaded & how DOS programs are executed in win environment between the two
Replying to @Vokabre and @demodulated
that's true, and while Win16 is architecturally very close to DOS, it's rather silly to say it's just DOS with a GUI
Replying to @Vokabre and @demodulated
yeah, like one or two :) and mark them as "fillers"
Replying to @ben_304
RT @Phlum: @dosnostalgic Cheesy Invaders, a mouse-controlled Space Invaders clone that is really quite difficult later on.
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Replying to @Vokabre
honestly, I'd be naked most of the time if I didn't have a roommate.
Clothes are overrated
Replying to @Vokabre and @ben_304
Doswidanya!
Replying to @Vokabre
when I lived with my ex we did spend a lot of time clothes-free.
RT @ben_304: Looking through some old DOS game screenshots. Normality has the funniest picture of a butt in any game.
Replying to @LambdaCalculus and @ben_304
it's on GOG
Replying to @LambdaCalculus and @ben_304
and you can pick up a CD rather cheap on Amazon or eBay.
Replying to @ben_304 and @LambdaCalculus
Although I'm not sure if GOG has the American or the British version.
I know I asked this before, but is GOG version of Normality the US or the UK one?
Replying to @LambdaCalculus and @ben_304
voice acting (feat. Corey Feldman in US) & cut out British slang.
Replying to @ben_304 and @LambdaCalculus
I do, but since I have it physically I never bothered to install it
Replying to @richardgoodness, @ben_304 and @LambdaCalculus
that would make it a UK one then
I should play the UK version of Normality. People say it's even more annoying then the US one, which I find very hard to believe.
Replying to @LambdaCalculus, @richardgoodness and @ben_304
I'm pretty sure someone on GOG forums probably already made a patch. It usually happens.
Replying to @richardgoodness, @ben_304 and @LambdaCalculus
Imperial measurement system also makes no sense.
Replying to @LambdaCalculus, @richardgoodness and @ben_304
The best one!
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Replying to @demodulated
Voices in the US one are also pretty horrible. Including the lead XD
Replying to @demodulated
his readings are so out there. "But... how should I put it?... YYYUUUR'E BLIIIIIIIIIND!"
Replying to @demodulated
I don't think anyone cares!
Replying to @demodulated
idk, I concentrate on wacky puzzles, art style & DOOM-like engine.
Replying to @demodulated
what did I do now?
Replying to @demodulated
Dance!
Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Replying to @demodulated
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less that the best is a felony
Replying to @ChrisGiegerich, @TorbenFrost, @AmayirotAkago and @IkiFoo
that's nothing. Check out Russian Max Payne or Serous Sam :(
So previously we covered DOS zombies, yeti & mutants. How about GHOSTS? Quick, name some DOS games that have ghosts!
Blood had awesome & scary ghost enemies. They weren't that tough though.
Pacman secret level in Wolfenstein 3D!
Replying to @NaismithMatt
I personally think that Blood is the best Build engine game.
RT @deadsynchro: @dosnostalgic “Alone in the Dark”! Still remember trembling with the “Danse Macabre”!
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic Ghosts in the graveyard in Quest For Glory I, plus some pretty horrifying death music if they catch you.
RT @alics80: @dosnostalgic Spear of Destiny, of course! Ghosts at the last level (at least)
Replying to @alics80
best part of the game!
Replying to @NaismithMatt
Shadow Warrior lacks content & balance. I did this podcast on the Build engine last year: http://www.dosnostalgia.com/?p=268
RT @JohannAffendy: @dosnostalgic nightmare on elm street. CGA freddy scared the heck out of me.
Ghost Rusty's face from EGA version of LOOM still haunts me.
RT @peterc: @dosnostalgic 7th Guest
RT @alics80: @dosnostalgic oh, one more: "Dangerous Dave in the Haunted Mansion"
Replying to @alics80
Good one!
Also just about every single Western RPG
Realms of the Haunting!
RT @JDHJANUS: @dosnostalgic King's Quest IV has both zombies AND ghosts. That you get to interact with, no less. King's Quest VI also has g…
RT @JDHJANUS: @dosnostalgic And there's the ghost in the graveyard in The Colonel's Bequest as well.
RT @JDHJANUS: @dosnostalgic Actually, now that I think about it, King's Quest II has ghosts guarding Dracula's castle. Roberta must have be…
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Surprisingly, no ghosts in Phantasmagoria, unless you count the baby cloud.
Magicland Dizzy had ghosts at "The Haunted Swamp" location
Replying to @PaulGilbertri
Erm. Episode 1 Level 9.
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic Hugo 1, Ghost Pirate LeChuck
Replying to @JDHJANUS
I think they were more inspired by bad storytelling
Replying to @beeferikson, @richardgoodness and @PaperBlurt
Replying to @richardgoodness, @beeferikson and @PaperBlurt
a lot of things could have been done in DOS
Replying to @richardgoodness, @beeferikson and @PaperBlurt
Your MOM could have been done in DOS!
RT @textfiles: So, thanks a lot to everyone who sent me donations for EC2 to do screenshots. Here's about 700 ZX Spectrum ones. https://t.c…
Come on, name more DOS games that feature ghosts!
RT @Resulka: @dosnostalgic There's a 3 cases in Eagle Eye Mysteries where you have to prove if the ghost of Niagara Tumble is haunting the …
Paperboy 2 has ghosts that chase you on occasion
RT @BluScreen_Jason: @dosnostalgic Ghostbus... wait, you totally asked this before. I remember because I answered Quest For Glory and Ghost…
Replying to @BluScreen_Jason
I'm pretty sure that was zombies.
RT @Fichinescu: @dosnostalgic LOVED the impossibly hard french puzzler Bubble Ghost. Wildly imaginative, like everything ERE did.
Replying to @dosnostalgic
.@Fichinescu that's a game you don't hear about often!
Fuck me, THREE people brought up Bubble Ghost at the same time! I haven't heard ANYONE mention it in 20 years until today.
Replying to @Fichinescu
I'd prefer Dune if it's Cryo were talking about.
Replying to @billybob476
idk, I'd have to try it first
RT @Phlum: @dosnostalgic Jazz Jackrabbit's floating swords are apparently ghosts (according to Jazz 2, at least)
Replying to @BluScreen_Jason
whatever. I'll probably forget everything again in a couple of months.
RT @sblackmoore: She has torn through his face and is devouring his brain. RT @faustfatale: Not sure what the hell's going on here. http://…
Replying to @richardcobbett
Lands of Lore 2 is a DOS/Win release :)
Replying to @TorbenFrost
yes
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic In that case, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUvoZ0hOdAM
RT @TreasuresRetro: Retro Treasures returns with dozens of PC classics in their big boxes http://retro-treasures.blogspot.gr/2014/07/the-pc-big-box-collection.html
There's just slightly over an hour left to grab the Humongous Complete Pack for $20 (or more): https://www.humblebundle.com/flash BEST kids games!
Replying to @QueenLizthe1
Speedrun of Bubble Ghost? That's pretty hardcore!
Hey Internet! Check out 40 minutes of awesome DOS games from 1992 presented by yours truly: http://youtu.be/D6E4FZdY-pM
Replying to @alics80
the one for 1993 is 104 minutes long. I don't even want to know how long the one for 1994 is gonna turn out.
I think I'm going to attempt to rewatch DeepStar Six tonight.
Replying to @NRasool
well, last time I've seen it was about 20 years ago, so I really can't judge objectively
Replying to @DeployDiagnose
haven't seen it in 20 years, so this should be interesting. I vividly remember Miguel Ferrer death sequence.
RT @JustinMcElroy: Please RT and share my funny review of FMV classic Fahrenheit so I can keep making them http://bit.ly/1xpyzNY
Reviewing every FMV game is quite a task. I hope the author doesnt go insane in the process. Full Motion Vision Quest http://www.polygon.com/fmv-quest
Replying to @Vokabre
You keep winning
RT @grumpygamer: Actual line from my design doc: "..then weird shit starts to happen. Weird shit is TBD."
Replying to @Vokabre
you'd be thrown out & probably banned
Do you see this writing?
Do you know what it means?
Hospitality.
And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!
"You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!"
Replying to @AgustinCordes
once he reached for his belt, I thought he was gonna piss on the kid
RT @textfiles: WELL DO YOU
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Troll 2. You might wanna check out a great documentary "Best Worst Movie" about it. Watching the film is not required.
Replying to @awesomonster, @TorbenFrost and @JustinMcElroy
idk. Fox Hunt & Johnny Mnemonic can be pretty traumatic
Replying to @alics80 and @textfiles
holy shit, a BK?
Replying to @alics80 and @textfiles
It was an interesting machine to say the least.
Replying to @JDHJANUS and @AmayirotAkago
it's a cult classic. I'm not fond of it, but I highly recommend the documentary. It's fantastic.
Replying to @JDHJANUS and @AmayirotAkago
Yep. It's everywhere.
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lots of people admire Troll 2. Look @ what happens to exhausted from publicity Patton Oswalt http://youtu.be/d0SPoLb7oGU
RT @lazygamereviews: After I found that Goodwill was a gold mine for big box PC games, there was no turning back!!
RT @umbshow: New edition of Tex novelizations! Under a Killing Moon: http://amzn.com/1500340650, The Pandora Directive: http://amzn.com/1499706421
Wait. Expendables 3 is PG-13. Pfft. Fuck that.
Replying to @tempesttossed
This existed for quite a while :)
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AND with other people!
Replying to @tempesttossed
Well, the adventures aren't simultaneous, you just see each other
A craaazy Russian fps:
MadSpace (Maddox Games/Auric Vision, 1997) #DosGameScreenADay
MadSpace is so fucking weird & ugly
Replying to @ben_304
Russian DOS fps with non-euclidean geometry, VR glasses & speech recognition support!
Replying to @ben_304
Yeah, briefly. It was made by Maddox Games (IL-2 Sturmovik) at the same time as they were developing voxel fps Z.A.R.
Replying to @Nukkus
Pretty much nowhere.
Replying to @ben_304
While there are some tracer of Z.A.R. in the world, MadSpace is pretty much lost in time.
Replying to @ben_304
I have both English & Russian full versions as well as demos in both languages. I guess I could upload a demo one of these days.
Replying to @strangeqargo and @Nukkus
I'll probably upload the English demo soon.
Replying to @ben_304
Might do it tonight. Demo has a pre-recorded playback mode that lasts FOREVER. I might capture that, upload 2 YT & include the demo
Replying to @ben_304
I think the demo is enough for everyone. The game is so hardcore, it's unlikely anyone will need more content.
Replying to @ben_304
I'm pretty sure it also supported multiplayer up to 17(!!!) players.
Replying to @Nukkus
It's very hardcore. And it has non-euclidean geometry, so yeah, you'll be lost A LOT.
Replying to @ben_304
Here is the demo: http://dosnostalgia.com/files/madspace_demo_eng.zip You must run the installation program. SB16 & up supports reverb effects
Replying to @Nukkus
Here is the demo: http://dosnostalgia.com/files/madspace_demo_eng.zip You must run the installation program. SB16 & up supports reverb effects
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog and @xkeepah
Yes. Sierra published it.
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
Yep
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One of my favorite games ever. It's easy once you figure out what to do. It's also short.
Replying to @AveTory
Not the best comment from @AveTory
Replying to @SpAM_CAN
Wrath of Earth.
Replying to @SpAM_CAN
It's one of those games that was pretty much lost in time.
Replying to @pgandlabs, @xkeepah and @Sikthehedgehog
Developed by Synergistic Software
Replying to @zerojay, @pgandlabs, @xkeepah and @Sikthehedgehog
You got better sound & graphics than us DOS people then :)
Replying to @Alucloud
Yep
Replying to @HG_101 and @LouisGorenfeld
Zeliard is awesome
Replying to @HG_101 and @LouisGorenfeld
I suck at writing. And at games in general :)
Replying to @zerojay, @Sikthehedgehog, @xkeepah and @pgandlabs
On ibm pc it was better with an MCGA support:
Replying to @rubyonglass
same
Replying to @Simon_Ashtear
I guess, yeah. Wasn't very popular.
Replying to @AgustinCordes
I do this pretty much every day now :)
Replying to @AveTory
lol
New Wonder Woman looks like Xena.
RT @MrRetrodude:
Replying to @demodulated
Yep
Replying to @AveTory
moley moley moley moley
MadSpace, a 1997 Russian non-Euclidean first person shooter gameplay footage & demo download: http://youtu.be/sBBBg5dOLyk
RT @SquallStrifeAU: @PushinUpRoses @lazygamereviews @dosnostalgic This wallpaper showed up in a VOGONS thread, thought I'd share. http://t.…
Ya-ya-ya Coco Jambo ya-ya-yeah!
Replying to @AveTory
It's extremely difficult. Too complicated & monsters are too powerful. It's very hardcore. Not as boring as Z.A.R. though.
Replying to @AveTory
I'd like to see what's 16 player multiplayer is like though
Replying to @AveTory
Yeah, you could say stuff like "left - needle gun!" or "speed mode!" to execute various commands
Replying to @AveTory
both are also made by the same people at the same time, which is pretty fucking crazy
Replying to @AveTory
Both this & ZAR supported about 6 different kinds of VR glasses too. MadSpace also has pre-rendered space bits before each station.
Replying to @AveTory
I've only seen MadSpace in a store once, despite seeing the ads everywhere. ZAR I actually bought.
Continuing the theme of monsters in games, I'd like to discuss werewolves in DOS games. #MorningDOSTalk
1st on the list is The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery. A very solid FMV adventure & 1 of the best FMV games #MorningDOSTalk
RT @TorbenFrost: @dosnostalgic GK2! GK2! First! *munch munch*
Dangerous Dave in the Haunted Mansion as well as Dangerous Dave's Risky Rescue both have leaping werewolves. #MorningDOSTalk
RT @TorbenFrost: @dosnostalgic God damn it.
RT @TorbenFrost: In honor of @dosnostalgic #MorningDOStalk on werewolves, I submit this pic for meme-fun. Von Zell has the munchies! http:/…
When Blount from Goblins 3 turns into a werewolf, he becomes the most badass controllable character in the series! #MorningDOSTalk
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic Sega's Altered Beast had a DOS port. Your main character turns into a werewolf and several other critters …
RT @strangeqargo: @dosnostalgic was Ecstatica's all-mighty Werewolf mentioned?
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic Ecstatica 2 had annoying werewolves. Could only be hurt using the silver sword
Replying to @AveTory and @strangeqargo
Not in the first game
Replying to @strangeqargo and @saltyhorse
It depends on what you really liked about it. It's essentially a very different game with big issues
Replying to @AveTory and @strangeqargo
I'm pretty sure you can't kill him even with the sword
Was the 1st available form in shapeshifting fps Shadowcaster a wolf? Or was it just some random beast? #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @AveTory
Yes, I love the hanging clown :)
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best level is the face though
RT @LNorwegians: @AmayirotAkago @dosnostalgic Haha, OK, maybe something a little bit more obscure http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/transylvania/screenshots/gameShotId,219/
Loved this & Last …
RT @AmayirotAkago: @LNorwegians @dosnostalgic Something I'd never heard of till I looked up werewolf games on Moby: Wolfsbane. http://t.co/…
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic Norse By Norsewest, the sequel to The Lost Vikings has a playable werewolf character in certain levels.
Replying to @LambdaCalculus
it's been a while since I played it
Replying to @Vokabre
I hope you tried something good
Replying to @Vokabre
ew.
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
Ukrainian pepper vodka is the shit. Just sayin'
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
Whatever. It's smooth & delicious.
Replying to @saltyhorse
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
I only use vodka in cocktails. I prefer tequila.
Replying to @AveTory, @alics80 and @Vokabre
I remember your Whiskey Period quite well XD
Replying to @saltyhorse
Nope
Replying to @AveTory, @alics80 and @Vokabre
I'm not a fan myself
Replying to @qapitan
Mine too
RT @gnomeslair: Different time zone? Oh my! You've lost me second (!) @rockpapershot post then. Here it is http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/07/30/freeware-garden-shogun-assassin/
RT @POStudios: In today's #Printscreen, Gabriel visits grandma Knight. He should ask her about the clock in the attic #GabrielKnight http:/…
Name more werewolves in DOS games! #MorningDOSTalk
RPG fans, where are you?
Replying to @saltyhorse
shapeshifting gypsies
RT @Resulka: @dosnostalgic From Memory there's a Werewolf in Ravenloft but I haven't played it since 1994.
RT @the_dudefather: @dosnostalgic Elvira: Mistress of the Dark has a bloke that turns into a wolf!
RT @noneconomical: @dosnostalgic not sure if anyone has mentioned Night Hunter yet - http://www.mobygames.com/game/amiga/night-hunter/screenshots/gameShotId,106594/ Loved that game.
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic Inherit the Earth has anthropomorphic wolves.
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic Lands of Lore
Replying to @AveTory
Yeah, and Martin Short, Tom Hanks & Robin Williams couldn't copy him
Replying to @AveTory
Americans remade a ton of French movies and still do :(
Replying to @AveTory
Martin Short was in two: Pure Luck & Three Fugitives (remakes of Knock on Wood & The Fugitives) shot by shot remakes.
Replying to @AveTory
Yep, but it's also a stage play
Replying to @AveTory
Robin Williams & Billy Crystal are in Reitman's remake of Les Comperes called Father's Day.
Replying to @AveTory
Three Men & a Baby is a remake, yes. Also The Toy (with Richard Pryor), True Lies, Dinner for Schmucks & I'm sure Ill remember more
Replying to @AveTory
Also My Father Hero! remade with Depardieu in the same role, but less of a creepy pedophile
Replying to @AveTory
And, of course, The Visitors with Reno & the other guy :(
Replying to @AveTory
It's pretty much shot by shot with Pryor doing improv here & there
Replying to @AveTory
I kind of dig both versions, mostly because they only showed the American one in Russia.
Replying to @AveTory
There's an American remake. I think the French used the money to finance the sequel, but I'm not sure
Replying to @AveTory
I love the first one! Reno is great (his role in The Big Blue is also comical) & first 10 minutes are fucking insaaaane!
Replying to @AveTory
All of that is gone in the American remake. They also don't curse & all of the racial jokes are gone. :(
Replying to @AveTory
Also gone are the realy strange CGI effect (by Pitof in the original) that I really liked
Replying to @AveTory
Yes, at least they didn't recast the leads, but then it would make no sense why a French knight would end up in America.
Replying to @AveTory
Yep, it's really old.
Replying to @AveTory
Yep. God forbid Americans have to read subtitles.
Replying to @richardgoodness and @AveTory
they do the same at the mainstream multiplexes if they happen to show foreign movies.
Replying to @richardgoodness and @AveTory
lol!
Replying to @AveTory and @richardgoodness
True. It was much better in Soviet times.
Replying to @AveTory and @richardgoodness
I love all Soviet versions of Louis De Funes films XD
Replying to @AveTory and @richardgoodness
Translations were also perfect. "Yes, my lord!"
RT @dotemu: Save 70% on Raiden Legacy, Raptor, Gobliiins pack & Robinson's requiem collection on @GOGcom http://www.gog.com/promo/parisian_promo_300714
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
this http://youtu.be/cj9_yW8tZxs
If you woke up after 8, you probably missed half hour of gameplay from an obscure Russian non-Euclidean fps MadSpace: http://youtu.be/sBBBg5dOLyk
Replying to @decafjedi
I bet you he only uses torrents
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
which B & B?
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
Great. That means Duckman & Blazing Dragons might follow
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
Huh? I'm pretty sure it's the same tech. Beavis & Butthead Do U is different.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
interesting. I always thought Virtual Stupidity & Duckman were awfully simular. But it's been a long time since I touched them.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
also doing a search for "Virtual Stupidity engine Duckman", it looks like I'm not only confused one.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
I only checked the programmer credit & it didn't match
RT @OnePerfectShot: Released 28 years ago today: FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR (1986) DoP: James Glennon | Dir: Randal Kleiser http://t.co/nYRcBj…
RT @IQ_Adventures: I think I may just respond to any further nonsense I'm asked in the future with this clip. I feel it answers all.
http:…
So, any recent DOS escapades, anyone?
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic Me and @Worldslayer are gonna embark on Freddy Pharkas for the first time tomorrow. After that I'm gonna b…
RT @Phlum: @dosnostalgic I found an IBM Aptiva for £125 (about $210). Does that count?
RT @billybob476: @dosnostalgic got my hands on this fancy poster.
RT @Bukkarooo: @dosnostalgic My grandpa's old DOS comp that I have still has shareware versions of Ken's Labyrinth and Duke Nukem, need to …
RT @Bukkarooo: @dosnostalgic Oh, that also has Major Stryker and Kiloblaster, which were the first vertical scrolling shmups I ever played.
Replying to @AveTory
Granted, 90% of werewolf films are also pretty bad.
Replying to @AveTory
Watching the interviews on the Ginger Snaps blu-ray & it confirmed what I suspected: a bunch of young people got together & made it
Replying to @AveTory
they weren't really inspired by anything, they just wanted to make a cool & clever horror flick & no one was there to stop them
Replying to @AveTory
they all say that they are extremely proud of this movie, and hell, who wouldn't be?
Replying to @AveTory
I find 3 very bland. And a mess. And unnecessary.
Replying to @AveTory
Yes, and then you came to your senses.
Someday DOS will find you
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic Break those OS'es that bind you
One game will remind you
Replying to @ryancmoon
they are both in subdirectories of ULTIMA 7
Replying to @CGOApps
there were commercial DOS releases in 1998 & 1999 in the States. Probably past that in developing countries
Can we get #ImADosGamer started?
DOOM is one of my favorite games of all time because #IAmADosGamer
I love adventure games, there were TONS of those on my platform because #IAmADosGamer
RT @jzzskijj: @dosnostalgic Better DOS than DDOS!
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @AveTory
that one is not as good
I grew up with naughty jokes of Leisure Suit Larry because #IAmADosGamer
I had like ten sound devices to choose from because #IAmADosGamer
RT @lazygamereviews: First world problem of the day :P
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
That was the most hilarious thing I read all day!
Woo-hoo! 1,000 followers! Love you all, you good people. DOS gamers unite!
RT @billybob476: @dosnostalgic I know how important "largest executable program size" is #ImADosGamer
RT @Tyrian3: @dosnostalgic I configure the EMS and XMS memory,put himem.sys in the boot floppy disk,and use DOS4GW because #ImADosGamer
RT @malek86: @dosnostalgic when I configure my SB16 sometimes the IRQ is 5 and other times is 7, guess I gotta deal with it because #ImADos…
I remember my mother scolding me for a huge phone bill & spending too much time on BBSes because #IAmADOSGamer
Replying to @BluScreen_Jason
render to texture then stretch?
Replying to @richardgoodness
is that a bowl?
Replying to @richardgoodness
Your cats are smoking your weed, Richard!
Replying to @richardgoodness
lol
RT @JDHJANUS: @dosnostalgic I plan on playing Maniac Mansion for the first time soon!!!
Replying to @richardgoodness
if that's the case, you really need to get out of there. But keep an eye on your cats, just in case.
Replying to @AveTory
yay for alcoholism!
RT @JDHJANUS: @dosnostalgic I have been a fan of DOS games since 1991. #ImADOSGamer
RT @weaponlordzero: .@getneutralized because I installed and played through Leisure Suit Larry 3 when I was 13 from beginning to end #Iamad…
Replying to @AveTory
I'm still laughing at what @Vokabre said earlier
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
I was giggling so much at work, people started looking at me weird
Replying to @AmayirotAkago and @Worldslayer
Donald Duck's Playground?
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @demodulated
2 is also a big pile of shit
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @demodulated
Yep
RT @Tyrian3: @dosnostalgic I memorised my PORT,IRQ,DMA settings so I can do the audio setup for all my games! (btw 220,10,7) :) #IAmADOSGam…
Skate or Die (Electronic Arts, 1988) #DosGameScreenADay
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic I used copy con autoexec.bat and config.sys (F6 to save) for bootdisks and memory because #ImADOSGamer
Greetings, new followers and fellow DOS enthusiasts! Here is some shameless self-advertising:
I have a YouTube channel. Sometimes I put up reviews, other times it's other DOS-related stuff: http://www.youtube.com/user/dosnostalgic
I also have a podcast on which my special guests discuss a variety of DOS topics.
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DosNostalgiaPodcast
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dos-nostalgia-podcast/id668247266
Replying to @Uhfgood
Typo, it's #iAMadosgamer (but for now I'm checking both)
There's also a Facebook page with not a lot going on, BUT a full archive of #DosGameScreenADay screenshots: http://fb.me/dosnostalgia
Also there's a Steam group, if you're into that sort of thing: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/dosnostalgia
When I'm not on eBay, you can see me in Goodwills & other thrift shops looking through their CD piles because #IAmADOSGamer
RT @AmayirotAkago: I had Sierra nightmares as a kid because #IAmADosGamer
I grew up playing a lot of weird French games because #IAmADosGamer
RT @alics80: @dosnostalgic Look at this. This is "Gods"!
Replying to @richardgoodness
Eye of the Beholder 3
Replying to @Uhfgood
2. Haunted Mansion.
Replying to @richardgoodness
I played a lot of Silmarils.
Replying to @richardgoodness
You'll probably get around to them eventually.
Replying to @AveTory and @richardgoodness
Sure I have!
Replying to @AveTory and @richardgoodness
I did a whole week of Silmarils on #DosGameScreenADay, what else do you want?
Replying to @AveTory and @richardgoodness
Also, I don't really like it. It confuses me. JUST LIKE ALL SILMARILS GAMES!
Replying to @AveTory and @richardgoodness
I can actually play Robinson's Requiem somewhat.
Replying to @AveTory and @richardgoodness
You can expect a monster in those caves.
RT @alics80: @dosnostalgic Do you remember this game? This is "Blake Stone", of course!
RT @TorbenFrost: I can't count how many times I've thrown a hissy fit over QEMM because #IAmADOSGamer.
Replying to @alics80 and @strangeqargo
А теперь пора и DOOM попробовать!
Replying to @AveTory
I have glasses. And so did my mother & my grandmother. Scientists proved it has nothing to do with it though.
RT @gimmee_delorean: Because I had to load Lantastic and sound blaster drivers manually #Iamadosgamer
I knew I could play Tex Murphy 3 & 4 without CD swapping if I could afford six CD-ROM drives because #IAmADosGamer
Replying to @lazygamereviews
What is this head tracking you speak of?
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
They didn't exist then.
Even in the 90s, I could change the resolution of some games I was playing because #IAmADosGamer
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Wait. So you can actually swoon side to side & tilt and such???
Replying to @lazygamereviews
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT!
Replying to @lazygamereviews
I'd be crying & smiling.
Replying to @GreyAlien and @richardgoodness
I'll allow it.
Holy shiiiiiiiiiiit! Listen to that guitar in Skate or Die intro music on C64! http://youtu.be/vqRXxPl6bXA Rob Hubbard is just amazing!
Replying to @GreyAlien and @richardgoodness
You guys are hilarious!
Replying to @LouisGorenfeld
Ha! I never heard the MT-32 version.
Replying to @MurraySwe and @LouisGorenfeld
http://youtu.be/bIQdWyPhCKc
RT @HistoryInPics: Joseph Stalin, Harry Truman, and Winston Churchill at the Potsdam Conference, 1945.
Replying to @LouisGorenfeld and @MurraySwe
I only picked 2 because most people only heard it on either PC speaker or AdLib.
A 1993 animated short Bolero by Ivan Maximov (Full Pipe): http://youtu.be/YqNcaEheDq0
Replying to @AveTory
Credit screen in the end says 1992
Replying to @AveTory
I HAD NO IDEA HE DESIGNED THE DENDY ELEPHANT!!!
Ivan Maximov also designed the logo of Dendy, a Russian company that distributed Taiwanese Famicom knock offs
Well, Steepler Co. was the company, Dendy was the brand. In Russia we called all available NES knock offs "Dendy".
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
No, we loved it because we didn't know any better.
Here's a Russian feature length AVGN style documentary about Dendy: The Curse of the Gray Elephant (subtitled): http://youtu.be/rJQr3tnjHlg
Replying to @Vokabre
I always do.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
Unfortunately. Most Dendy brand clones were rather sturdy though. Other ones were cheaper, but weren't common.
Replying to @Vokabre and @GeorgeQGreg
Nostalgia
Replying to @Vokabre and @GeorgeQGreg
Neat! I guess these are rather collectable today?
Replying to @Vokabre and @AveTory
Oh no, you haven't seen nothing yet! XD
Took a shot of tequila & for some reason remembered the day my mother threw my NES out of a window (we lived on the 7th floor). Strange.
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
Let's have a virtual drink together! Isn't it like 2 in the morning where you're at?
Replying to @Resulka
No connection. I'm not really sure why that exact moment came to mind.
Replying to @CjMcWillams
She was pissed off
Replying to @AveTory, @GeorgeQGreg and @Vokabre
Dude, it's analYzed. Analized is something else :)
Replying to @Resulka
She was pissed off at me.
Replying to @Resulka
Are you surprised that I moved out at 16?
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
Yeah, let me pour another one in the name of some rights.
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
TO RIGHTS!
Как писала Каренина в письме к Мэрилин: колёса Любви расплющат нас в блин.
Replying to @BluScreen_Jason
Nope!
Only Russians will understand: http://youtu.be/xO-pRD4sb1s
Replying to @AveTory
I just realized that I don't have enough liquor in the fridge :(
Replying to @AveTory
Вот только быстро мы стареем, а в жизни нет ни капли смысла и чем дальше тем труднее отгонять такие мысли :(
Replying to @AveTory
I did, but I didn't understand it back then.
Эх, корона Российской Империи!
Replying to @Vokabre
Красная, красная-прекрасная, красная и чёрная икра!
Replying to @rubyonglass
A classic. Of sorts.
Доктор едет, едет...
Replying to @MurraySwe
Yeah, and we loved it. Because we didn't know any better.
Replying to @MurraySwe
Well, I meant the whole country in my case.
Replying to @Vokabre
I fucking love Ноль.
Replying to @Vokabre
They were good for the short period that they existed. Fyodor was young & a junkie, but his songs were full of heart & soul.
Out of tequila. Moving onto vodka.
Replying to @AveTory
I don't have much vodka left either :(
Replying to @AveTory
I'm trying, dude, I'm really trying! (I didn't prepare well)
Now go and fetch my lolly: http://youtu.be/BZIWuMoWlCo
Replying to @AveTory
Replying to @AveTory
Somehow this just came up in my mp3 library: http://youtu.be/i1rHMa-pwRY
Replying to @AveTory
Believe in your Aryan roots!
Replying to @AveTory
Весь мир слушает Чайковскоского! Какое небо, блядь! Достоевского!
Replying to @AveTory
Georgian researchers?
Replying to @Vokabre
A sign
Quentin Tarantino, Jennifer Aniston and Penn & Teller in Stephen Spielberg's Director's Chair http://youtu.be/-mmm2T2-hns
Replying to @GrundislavGames
I know, I've seen it :)
Natalie Portman deserved an Oscar for Leon: The Professional. And they should have never cut that movie as much as they had.
Replying to @GrundislavGames and @Resulka
lol
Replying to @pecet
Dear God no. All the character stuff is gone.
RT @BCT_Podcast: Haha grundislav told me the password time for DOS game screenshots! :D
RT @BCT_Podcast: DOS GAMES FOR LIFE HAHA :D
RT @BCT_Podcast: I AIN'T GOT NO FLOPPY DISK LADIES
RT @BCT_Podcast: The BlueCupTools Podcast wants YOU! (to play more DOS games!)
Replying to @pecet
I thought TC switches the focus from drama to action
I love this new side of @BCT_Podcast account!
RT @NightDiveStudio: We get so many interesting things in the mail.
Why am I at work right now? I should be home playing DOS games. Actually, ideally I would still be in my bed.
Replying to @GLTease
Well, yeah.
RT @STYDNews: Make-up legend Dick Smith has passed away… http://bit.ly/1txfbRs
RIP Dick Smith, a makeup effects pioneer. Such an amazing body of work. What a legacy.
Replying to @LambdaCalculus
now that's multitasking!
Replying to @MobyGamer and @CGOApps
Maybe we can make a list of everything that we missed & come back with one more hour! :) The Ultimate Flightsim Guide
Replying to @richardgoodness and @LambdaCalculus
you filthy bitch
Replying to @LambdaCalculus and @alics80
LOOM & editing a podcast. Staying sober.
Good morning, Internet! Gonna run with the monster theme & ask for DOS games featuring VAMPIRES #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @MobyGamer and @CGOApps
lol. I'm trying to rope in Mr @expectproblems for an equally comprehensive episode on subsims
RT @darthhelmet86: @dosnostalgic I will go with the first one that comes to mind Ravenloft: Strahd's Possession #MorningDOSTalk
BloodNet! Now available on GOG http://www.gog.com/game/bloodnet #MorningDOSTalk
RT @darthhelmet86: @dosnostalgic The next one that comes to mind is Quest For Glory 4. Which is the better game in many regards. #MorningDO…
Bram Stoker's Dracula. A confusing fps. #MorningDOSTalk
Dracula Unleashed! #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @Vokabre
yes, Pyotr's story!
Dracula in London #MorningDOSTalk
Terror T.R.A.X.: Track of the Vampire #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @LambdaCalculus
you're my hero
Replying to @darthhelmet86
Dracula in London
RT @ben_304: Finally get to try the demo of Madspace thanks to @dosnostalgic!
Replying to @ben_304
It will wreck your brain!
URM from Ween: The Prophecy was said to be a vampire bat, but he was more into strawberries #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @darthhelmet86
I'm sure they did. Together with zombies, ghosts, werewolves & others. I'd like specific examples though
King's Bounty & Heroes of Might and Magic! #MorningDOSTalk
Night Hunter! (again!) #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @ben_304
it's pretty hardcore
RT @ben_304: So far MadSpace is amazing and weird (and I just died, haha)
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic Bureau 13! (Never played)
Veil of Darkness, of course! #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @LambdaCalculus and @ben_304
http://www.dosnostalgia.com/?p=456
Replying to @ben_304
I can't picture 16 people playing it at the same time. Would certainly make it easier.
There's a lot of overlap between games that feature ghosts, werewolves & vampires. #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @ben_304
full version of MadSpace also features pre-rendered battles outside the space stations. FMV shooter style
Replying to @ben_304
Not to mention, with VR glasses you'd get cutscenes in 3D as well! The game is craaaaaazy
Replying to @LNorwegians
it's Win16, I think
Replying to @ben_304
Yeah, only worse
Replying to @ben_304
I wonder if DosBox emulates SB16 microphone input. I'd like to try voice commands in MadSpace
Replying to @richardgoodness
Lots of Frankenstein... monsters too
More DOS games with vampires! #MorningDOSTalk
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic Have you had the babysitter in Willy Beamish yet?
RT @ben_304: Another level down in MadSpace. I want more non-euclidean bits! The exploding ammo is still really weird, though.
Replying to @ben_304
Wow, you're good!
Replying to @ben_304
idk, man. The alien markings are kind of a dick move
Replying to @ben_304
Are you playing in 320x200 or 640x400?
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic Discworld 2!
Replying to @ben_304
You get good framerate?
Replying to @ben_304
I'm glad you're enjoying it. Even though it made its way outside Russia, it pretty much disappeared by now.
Replying to @ben_304
I take it you weren't too impressed by Sea Legends?
RT @ben_304: It's a big mean boss battle! I beat this guy, but it took a lot of running away from, even on middle difficulty. http://t.co/…
RT @ben_304: He's got homing fireballs, you want to keep run mode on for this battle, folks.
Replying to @LambdaCalculus and @ben_304
I've stumbled upon quite a few recently
Replying to @ben_304
Watch the demos. If they show a map you haven't played, you can get to these using a "map" command in the console
Replying to @ben_304
demo format is also weird, it's capable of playing a demo that spawns multiple maps!
RT @ben_304: The very end of this demo has some awesome non-euclidean geometry, I gotta upload a quick example of this.
Replying to @demodulated and @ben_304
I'm pretty sure nothing ever came even close to MadSpace as far as weirdness in a first person game is concerned
RT @TheRickBaker: The master is gone. My friend and mentor Dick Smith is no longer with us. The world will not be the same.
RT @ben_304: Here's a lovely example of non-euclidean geometry in MadSpace. The video explains it all, and it's awesome! http://t.co/zptHTo…
Replying to @ben_304
this is cool, but I hate it when they hide those things behind tiny walls in big rooms.
RT @BCT_Podcast: I'm probably Grundislav, and for the first time ever I am excited about DOS games, check out MadSpace okay: http://t.co/Im…
Replying to @ben_304
I like it when it's cool & trippy, like that cube with each side being a different passage, but hidden corridors are AAARRRGGHH!
Replying to @ben_304
Yeah, same with that gate in level 1 where the other side is also a corridor :)
Replying to @ben_304
My problems with MadSpace: it can be too hard on eyes, hidden corridors, shitty space shooter sections, tough enemies.
Replying to @ben_304
I also hate that nothing really hints at that the organic walls can be destroyed.
Replying to @ben_304
most interesting is the engine. You can see it's a sector based engine, especially when you look around, BUT it seems to have no
Replying to @ben_304
problems with stacked sectors, dynamic lighting, loose 3D walls anywhere (pipes with stuff inside). It's pretty impressive
Replying to @ben_304
What's also amazing is that Maddox Games also developed a voxel fps Z.A.R. the same year!
Replying to @ben_304
I can send you a demo as well. Or even the full game, but it's not without problem. Maddox made two opposite games @ the same time!
Replying to @ben_304
problem with Z.A.R. is a boring & repetitive single player. It was clearly designed with multiplayer in mind
RT @saltyhorse: @dosnostalgic Hugo's House of Horrors! :P
Replying to @demodulated and @ben_304
Did you watch the video Ben posted? And that's just a tiny bit
RT @GrundislavGames: Advice: never lend @ben_304 the keys to your car. He'll call up Xzibit to pimp his ride and install a screen to play D…
Replying to @demodulated and @ben_304
MadSpace also uses teleports, but pushes it to extreme. Like having an elevated cube with 4 passages inside.
How crazy is Russian first person shooter MadSpace? Check out @ben_304's http://dos-ist-gut.tumblr.com/ too see only a fraction of its weirdness.
RT @JDHJANUS: #gamingconfessions I haven't played any of the VGA Leisure Suit Larry or Police Quest games.
RT @OnePerfectShot: Regan from THE EXORCIST, one of Dick Smith's greatest creations. Inspiring nightmares & artists to this day http://t.co…
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @saltyhorse
yes
Also, you can watch half hour of MadSpace gameplay here: http://youtu.be/sBBBg5dOLyk (demo download links in the description)
RT @ben_304: I was going to watch a film tonight, but instead I annoyed my cat and played a DOS game. Old habits die hard.
RT @JDHJANUS: @dosnostalgic I'd also like to mention QFGII, as Ad Avis is already a vampire in that game before QFGIV.
One of my favorite examples of Dick Smith's work is in Amadeus. Makeup that turns F. Murray Abraham into old Salieri is incredibly realistic
Replying to @yolkfolk_com
oh shit, it's Richard O'Brien!
RT @yolkfolk_com: #ThrowbackThursday "Quick, quick! Get the Crystal!"
I totally forgot that Richard O'Brien made it into the final Dizzy game!
Replying to @AveTory
Yes, he was a consultant for makeup guys & according to the doc on blu-ray came in last minute for a reshoot of the final sequence
Replying to @AveTory
Dick Smith was known for being a very nice guy. When everyone (Baker, Savini & others) were starting, they all called him 4 advice
Replying to @AveTory
I love his old age makeup in Little Big Man & Amadeus. And, of course, possessed Reagan in The Exorcist
Replying to @LambdaCalculus
one of my favorite films of all time.
Replying to @LambdaCalculus
http://youtu.be/YaMekxWtSbQ
Replying to @AveTory
Young people took that part over. Baker & Savini first with many other following shortly after. But Dick Smith was their mentor.
We'll be singing
When we're winning
I get knocked down. But I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down!
Replying to @antonymity
Don't cry for me next door neighbour...
Replying to @AveTory
Well, who knows for how long now
Replying to @TimeisRudy and @OhWowHeyHo
well, unless they were scripted to change even though you just tested them a second ago
Replying to @TimeisRudy and @OhWowHeyHo
I do wanna clarify that I liked the game. Except for the cliche military scientists story
RT @lazygamereviews: LGR review of PC-Man, the 1982 PC Booter Game, is now up on @retrowaretv! http://t.co/LaOX7UBgV0 http://t.co/WmyOfCXEGH
My fries are here
Replying to @CGOApps
it's a pretty terrible overly ambitious game
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
HOW DARE YOU, SIR?!?!
I just stuffed my face with like a pound of delicious cajun fries! Nom, nom, nom.
Replying to @MidnightRem
it is!
Replying to @gnomeslair and @JonasKyratzes
First it was the Scanners score & now THIS? #herecy
Now I feel like Fatman & Blobin.
Quick! To the Fatcave!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom FATMAN!
Replying to @JonasKyratzes and @gnomeslair
You threatened this this last time
Lost a follower. Alright, I'll stop with my lunch tweets.
TO THE DOS CAVE! [sounds of a memory check, floppy drive reading, computer humming]
C:\>
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
in your dreams!
RT @Bukkarooo: @dosnostalgic The click and buzz of a CRT monitor warming up, too
Yesterday @LouisGorenfeld showed me MT-32 title music to Ski or Die! which uses a sax patch rather creatively: http://youtu.be/1sBq4E7BzQI
Replying to @AveTory
I think your followers just know you better at this point.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @LouisGorenfeld
yes, it was awesome! I played so much of it.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @LouisGorenfeld
It doesn't.
Replying to @ben_304
Yes :(
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @LouisGorenfeld
Rob Hubbard, motherfucker!
Replying to @ben_304
You guess right.
Replying to @LambdaCalculus
I fucking love that sequence!
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @LouisGorenfeld
he's still credited with the music
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @LouisGorenfeld
probably. He was a hardware guy after all & had experience with pc sound hardware
Replying to @LouisGorenfeld and @GeorgeQGreg
I know, it's very unfortunate :( And no OPL3 emulation D,:
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @LouisGorenfeld
Well, if it does then it's not even close.
Changing my name to Boris McRussian.
RT @GrundislavGames: Ready for my closeup! A Golden Wake interview on Coral Gables TV. http://youtu.be/t9SyDQY9Ofs
@AveTory Кто носит фирму Адидас...
RT @TheDOSPlace: The BORG loved old PC's! :P (5.25" Floppy drives on Left of pic)
^AB http://fb.me/3IpzaiP5Z
Replying to @Monodi
Yep!
When I grow up I wanna be the DJ Cenobite from Hellraiser 3.
Replying to @demodulated
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME, BRIAN?!?!
Replying to @JDHJANUS
that's a lot of guys!
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @demodulated
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Flash!
A-AAH!
Savoir of the Universe!
Replying to @demodulated
We live to be understood
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Replying to @CGOApps
That's MPC Labs, we discussed this!
And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream at the top of my lungs
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Replying to @CGOApps
That's actually one of the bits that got cut out of the pod :)
HEEEEY-EEEY-EEEY-EEY!
Replying to @CGOApps
Huh. I never actually bothered to look them up. I guess MP could actually stand for MicroProse.
Replying to @CGOApps and @demodulated
PISSING THE NIGHT AWAY!
Replying to @AveTory
I thought you brought up the title the other day
RT @blocktronics: Join us tonight to watch Blocktronics Artists drawing LIVE on the world's biggest ANSI
http://www.twitch.tv/blocktronics http://t.co…
"Look! There's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up." is one of my favorite lines from Back to the Future.
Replying to @billybob476 and @CGOApps
I was wrong and I openly admit it
Replying to @AveTory
Doc Brown when they visit the school. A hilarious line that is often overlooked.
Replying to @AveTory
>:(
Replying to @AveTory
Great Scott!
Replying to @AveTory
There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
Back to the Future wouldn't get made today. No studio would back a film about narrowly avoiding fucking your own mother.
But at least we dodged a remake with Justin Bieber.
Replying to @AveTory
I know, I've seen them all
Replying to @AveTory
I don't own it on blu-ray. Too bad because it looks great & has some footage or stills with Stoltz as Marty.
Replying to @AveTory
but what a film! A perfect piece of cinema & a timeless theme of generations. In a sci-fi movie. Hollywood in the 80s was blooming.
Replying to @AveTory
It's an American story, but I think the theme is universal.
Replying to @AveTory
I think the way it was made, it flows so well, that makes watching it very pleasant. It's easy to digest & accept the setting
Replying to @AveTory
But at it's core it's still a unique story about one's parents also being kids at some point. Sci-fi premise was needed to tell it
KEN SENT ME
#ThrowbackThursday
Replying to @AveTory
If only I had a dollar for every time I heard "Девочка, передай на билет."
RT @ben_304: Aw man, that video of MadSpace I put up on http://dos-ist-gut.tumblr.com is easily the most popular one on the blog so far. Warms my …
Replying to @ben_304
No, no. I'm still conscious!
Replying to @ben_304 and @AveTory
Specifically Pirates! Gold :D
Cannon Fodder 2 (Sensible Software/Virgin Interactive Entertainment, 1994) #DosGameScreenADay
RT @picofoundry: @dosnostalgic I love Cannon Fodder. I remember getting a demo disc for the first one with a @pcgamer mag, it was amazing. …
Replying to @Vokabre
Will do. I think I did Steampunk a couple of years ago :)
@ben_304 Psst. Here's another Russian game for you: http://dosnostalgia.com/files/mick_rus.zip Something tells me you'll like it
@ben_304 It's in Russian, but the only text that really matters is the ESC menu, so here it is:
Load
Save
Quit
Sound On/Off
That's it!
@ben_304 Oh, the intro plays if you don't hit any keys on the title screen.
RT @ben_304: Everyone who likes DOS and early windows games should totally check out @umbshow. There's a ton of shows to listen to on great…
Replying to @MickBim
That's what I'm here for.
RT @MickBim: @dosnostalgic your screenshots make me want to cry of nostalgia :'(
Replying to @beeferikson
Yes. Very. Missing the physical aspect of the arcade, but overall it's pretty spot on.
RT @brendanl79: @dosnostalgic has anyone on the planet ever completed a successful appendectomy in LIFE & DEATH? #DosGames
RT @MickBim: @dosnostalgic this menu screen http://www.bunnzy.org/wp-content/uploads/load_001.gif Good old days :')
Replying to @jess_haskins and @GrundislavGames
The secret is OUT!
Replying to @jess_haskins and @GrundislavGames
I might actually watch it myself now.
Watch @IkiFoo play (OPEN) X-COM: http://youtu.be/nhqkODDYo4I
Damn, OpenXcom looks GOOOOOOD! http://openxcom.org/
Replying to @Vokabre and @IkiFoo
It's a game that will make a man out of you.
Replying to @Vokabre and @IkiFoo
Here's a beautiful piece by @richardcobbett that makes me tear up every time I read it: http://www.pockettactics.com/features/guest-posts/richard-cobbett-x-com-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-failure/
Replying to @Vokabre
I'm pretty sure it's a Hellraiser mashup of some sort.
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
And to think I hesitated...
Z.A.R. Good looking, but boring.
Replying to @Vokabre and @AveTory
Don't listen to him! Наливай!
Replying to @AveTory and @Vokabre
I'm the only alcoholic in my family.
Replying to @AveTory
Zemeckis & Gale said it was because he asked for too much money
Replying to @richardgoodness, @Resulka, @jess_haskins and @GrundislavGames
I have