Good morning, everyone! How about some #MorningDOSTalk to start your day? What about games that you always wanted to finish, but never did?
Maybe games that you wanted to get into, but they were too difficult. Or too unfriendly. #MorningDOSTalk
RT @DaeSkaarj: @dosnostalgic Alien Carnage. I can't find it anywhere now though. I think it went under another name.
Replying to @DaeSkaarj
Halloween Harry originally, but Alien Carnage is what all later releases were called
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic Darklands. Just... Darklands.
RT @JohannAffendy: @dosnostalgic codeman iceman. It was too heavy for a younger me. Got stuck on controlling the submarine part.
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Jacaranda Jim and Beyond the Titanic. Stupid wall of stupid fruit...
RT @EigenLenk: @dosnostalgic Prehistorik 2 ... man, it got difficult as it went on. Not to say it wasn't difficult in the beginning.
RT @sid3windr: @dosnostalgic I had a corrupt file/floppy in LSL3 "Please insert disk 7" and never finished it then :[
I actually find the original System Shock too open & unfriendly to play :( 1 of these days I'll sit down & play it properly #MorningDOSTalk
Never managed to beat Ecstatica 2, although I REALLY wanted to #MorningDOSTalk
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Oh yeah, my arch nemesis: Discworld. :(
RT @RamiSafadi93: @dosnostalgic Extreme Rise of the Triad. That game was one hell of a challenge.
Replying to @richardcobbett
I'll do that as well. Combat is the weakest part of that game.
Replying to @GrundislavGames, @ArtfulGamer and @ben_304
Get a passport, you motherfucker!
RT @BluScreen_Jason: @dosnostalgic I've been trying to play through all of the King's Quest games but I'm stuck on #2. I refuse to look up …
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic Might have mentioned this one many DOSTalks ago, but, Weird Dreams...yikes.
Decided to listen to my last year's podcasts. You know what? They are fun! #IamVeryModest
Replying to @CGOApps
I actually managed to beat it once.
Chuck Norris is advertising some work out equipment on tv. My, how far some fall...
Replying to @AgustinCordes
Congratulations! It's now proven that you only make hits!
So who's going to GDC and also drinks booze? I need to start making a list of people who I am going to have drinks with.
Replying to @DeathDrug1978
His wife's religious bullshit is his lowest point
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
That's one!
Replying to @CGOApps
I was younger and more patient back then
RT @DeployDiagnose: @dosnostalgic I never finished Doom, or Doom 2. It always gets to a point where I just can't be bothered to go further.…
Replying to @Resulka
It's very tough to match me in caffeine consumption as well
Replying to @Resulka
ha. I used to do that almost every day of my life until a few years ago.
Replying to @Resulka
I don't, but I'd like to hang on to my remaining teeth
RT @Metwinge: @GhostMutt @dosnostalgic Ah Settlers 2. Nope never finished it either nor Frontier Elite 2 but was that completable?
Replying to @Metwinge and @GhostMutt
Yes, but you needed to invest years of your life for that to happen #Elite
RT @AdamZwakk: @dosnostalgic Do most Apogee games past the shareware levels count? Loved those games, never could past the first episode (w…
RT @DeployDiagnose: @dosnostalgic Oh! Never finished first X-COM. Did finish the second one though, Terror From The Deep. Heard it was much…
Replying to @GrundislavGames, @ben_304 and @ArtfulGamer
It's supposed to be read in Cedric's voice, right?
RT @HistoryInPics: The Beatles giving their final public performance, on the roof of the Apple building in London, 1969. http://t.co/JtnBQX…
Gravity is back in IMAX 3D??? Fuck yesssssss!
Replying to @Sierra_OffLine
Love the place!
RT @evilmiera: @dosnostalgic Like other people said, Darklands. And Privateer. And Wing Commander. James Pond. A whole lot of Shareware gam…
About to go see Nebraska. Looks like it could actually be a good flick. I need one of those.
Replying to @GrundislavGames and @ben_304
And that's what'll give me a reason to drink tonight...
RT @ben_304: I need a new shelf for my games. This isn't even the entire collection.
Replying to @AveTory and @TorbenFrost
The movie is a pile of shit. That'll still be the case even if they decide to show the original effects one day.
RT @ben_304: Achieved a "goal" I set out to accomplish this weekend.
I think it's a perfect morning to revisit Screamers.
Replying to @AveTory and @TorbenFrost
Don't ever watch that movie. I nearly cried once the credits rolled.
Replying to @AveTory
I wonder how I'll react to it now, nearly 20 years later.
Happy Groundhog Day!
RT @ben_304: Today on http://dos-ist-gut.tumblr.com/ is one of the best point and click adventures ever: The Legend of Kyrandia: Hand of Fate!
Replying to @ben_304
We need more useless boyfriends in games XD
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Haha Marko is amazing! :D
Ancient DOS Games on Sango Fighter 2: http://www.pixelships.com/adg/ep0129.html #ADG
I don't really follow groundhog news, but I seem to recall that last year he was FULL OF SHIT.
Wow. Philip Seymour Hoffman died. And I just read about a couple of very interesting flicks he was going to direct. Great actor. RIP.
Man, Philip Seymour Hoffman was great in every movie he has every been in, no matter how small the part. Made some brave choices too.
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
never heard of it
RT @JRichardKelly: Some of my favorite Philip Seymour Hoffman performances were his comedic roles in BOOGIE NIGHTS and LEBOWSKI. So much em…
Replying to @AveTory
Is that what you're going to say at my funeral?
Replying to @AveTory
The secret: tapeworms
Replying to @AveTory
United States Constitution?
Replying to @AveTory
Oh, man, I'm fucked! I need to unfuck myself quick!
Replying to @AveTory
It would make more sense if you watched SALO instead.
Replying to @AveTory
I'm not a fan of it either
RT @lazygamereviews: Jim Sterling's review of Dungeon Keeper Mobile and its horrendous "free to play" model - http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/reviews/10956-Dungeon-Keeper-Mobile-Review-Wallet-Reaper I hate…
RT @edgarwright: Pay tribute to Philip Seymour Hoffman by watching 'Syndedoche, New York'. A great performance in a truly underrated film.
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
I concur
Man, I don't even know which Philip Seymour Hoffman movie to watch when I get home tonight...
Replying to @DeployDiagnose
Nah
My issues with Red Dragon:
1) It tries to hard to be a Silence of the Lambs sequel
2) I've already seen it when it was called Manhunter!
Replying to @DeployDiagnose
I love his small roles! Boogie Nights and The Big Lebowski are some of my favorites.
As far as I'm concerned, both Joaquin Phoenix & Philip Seymour Hoffman got fucked out of the Oscars they deserved for The Master.
Replying to @DeployDiagnose
I want something different. I've seen Lebowski enough times to recite the whole thing
Replying to @DeployDiagnose
I like it, but I actually watched it recently
Replying to @AveTory
We both know what the fox REALLY said: http://youtu.be/Vmn9asN-8AE
Replying to @AveTory
Welcome to 2005!
King's Quest IV: The Perils of Rosella #DosGameScreenADay
RT @ReturnOfTheJ0DI: @dosnostalgic /swoon Oh Rosella, one of the two classic adventure ladies who forever has my heart. No one tickles a wh…
RT @AveTory: @dosnostalgic I like this game. True King's Quest open-world feel + ok-ish storyline + a girl + spooky atmosphere.
RT @bcdoull: @dosnostalgic what a beautiful but terrible game. The whale puzzle is straight up bad design.
I still don't understand how a movie like Crash ever got made in America. A great flick.
And that's the Crash 2004, not the Cronenberg movie about cars, injuries & fucking.
Replying to @brendanl79
That's not an American movie
RT @HollyB00m: Best Game Ever!. #SuperBowl #Carmageddon
RT @GOGcom: Only today $2.39 for Wasteland 1 http://j.mp/Wstlnd1Gem Play the original before @BrianFargo's team sequel! http://t.co/RPkGxuA…
RT @DJMonita1: When you have an 'I hate my job' day...
Usually the reaction to an upcoming snow fall in New York is "OH MY GOD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!", yet here's snow I wasn't warned about.
Replying to @WadjetEyeGames
I wish I could do that...
Weather like this makes me want to do two things: drink & play Max Payne
Replying to @brendanl79
Death was in the air at Roscoe street, I had to find Alex fast
Replying to @brendanl79
Max Payne 3 is a pile of shit
Replying to @dosnostalgic
.@WadjetEyeGames Apparently it's ok because I'm Russian and it's like summer for me. I'm going to a beach in a few
Replying to @brendanl79
I hated the structure & combat and the rest I've already seen in Tony Scott's remake of Man on Fire.
"Oh, but in Russia it's like this ALL the time, right?" NO! IT'S NOT FUCKING LIKE THIS! AT ALL!
If I ever have any children I'm home schooling them... >:(
Replying to @AveTory
Meet the Feebles is a better showcase of practical things
Replying to @GrundislavGames
No, I mean I despise American education system that FAILS at teaching people ANYTHING
Replying to @AveTory
Nah, they are all kinds of puppet like things. It's incredibly gross, but I fucking love it!
Replying to @evilmiera
I'll take that chance. Less interaction with idiots.
Replying to @demodulated
I highly recommend an old Windows title "Dark Eye". Find it, play it.
Replying to @richardcobbett
I heart cats...
Replying to @demodulated
One of my favorite Macromedia Director things ever! No one has the rights anymore, so find it in any way you see fit.
Replying to @demodulated
in fact, I'll help you out: http://www.old-games.ru/game/download/1805.html Grab the iso there. You'll need a pre-NT system.
You know these moments when some people at work go on vacation and you realize that things are much more efficient without them?
Replying to @bhelyer
in my case it's very specific people, unfortunately
I need to see Gravity again...
I should play through Max Payne 2 again. My favorite of the series. Easier & more streamlined then the 1st. Love the writing too.
Of course there's that sequel thing. Max had absolutely no reason to go on this journey, and the villain's motivation is extremely, but...
... overall I really enjoy the story & characters. Even get a bit teary eyed in the end.
"The villain's motivation is extremely stupid" is what I was trying to say
Replying to @richardcobbett
Not to mention that they really did help each other out back in the day. I liked Vlad more before he wore expensive suits.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @demodulated
We move on from this topic rather quickly though. Onto AdLib <3
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @demodulated
OPL2 (and OPL3 as well, I guess) are my favorite sound chips. EVER.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @demodulated
I think @lazygamereviews lazy covered that one at one point
RT @therobotjane: I'm an American with good grammar and I understand that English isn't our national language. #CokeCommercial #coke #cocac…
Replying to @evilmiera
well, I actually think it was "tighter" than the first one.
Replying to @AveTory
You just took your vegetarian essence out back and had it shot.
Replying to @AveTory
Nah, nobody else has to know. I'll have an extra shot in its memory tonight.
RT @DeployDiagnose: @ArtfulGamer @dosnostalgic @demodulated "Set blasters to IRQ5! *static*"
What is Dr. Sbaitso a doctor of? I demand to see his credentials!
And now I'm going to attempt to drive home....
Made it home in one piece! Woo-hoo! Shoveled for a bit, and now it's time for drinks!
Replying to @AveTory
OH. MY. GOD! My plans for tonight just changed! Thanks!
Replying to @AveTory
Watching already, so awesome! Now I need some tequila...
Loved by a few, hated by many, it's Space Quest II: Vohaul's Revenge #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @AveTory
Ahahahahahahahahaha! Олег Михайлович Хажинский! :)
Replying to @AveTory
I've recently re-read some of my favorite issues of Game.EXE. Man, such a beautiful mag. Great writing.
Replying to @AveTory
97-98 - best years.
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
I liked it a lot. That's what a Hollywood film should feel like in my opinion. And it's a studio's apology of sorts :)
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
It's still a nice feel good flick. Clean and simple. And with great performances. Fact skewing is expected.
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
The fact that they actually acknowledged that Disney smoked is pretty cool. And Mary Poppins is a dreadful movie...
Replying to @FenderBenter, @ArtfulGamer and @StickmanNinja
If only I could favorite and retweet this a thousand times!
Replying to @demodulated
Oh man, one day I might actually finish a project just so I can ask you to do the music.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @Resulka
I was actually working on a project of turning one of my best nightmares into a game,...
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @Resulka
... but couldn't come up with any puzzles for that :(
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @Resulka
Me too :D
Replying to @Resulka and @ArtfulGamer
Nah, I'm too insecure to work with other people. It's been proven.
Replying to @Resulka and @ArtfulGamer
I don't like talking about my ideas...
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @Resulka
That's not work. That's FUN. And if there's one thing I do a lot of it's TALKING.
Replying to @Resulka and @ArtfulGamer
LOL. It's not theft I'm worried about. I just don't like to discuss things that aren't done yet.
Replying to @AveTory, @Resulka and @ArtfulGamer
Go ahead, I'm not working on that anymore. But I'll probably use the sprites in my future projects. :)
My first and last proper 3D model (from looong ago). That's when I decided to not bother with 3D anymore
Replying to @AveTory, @Resulka and @ArtfulGamer
But my owls only wear hats and nothing else!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
It wasn't.
Actually it looks better in this view. I used Simon 3D as a reference (of all things!)
Replying to @AveTory, @Resulka and @ArtfulGamer
So let's keep our owls separate then. Mine are fun and cute and drunk from time to time. And not evil at all.
First person adventure game engine that I did a long time ago. Finished. Never made a game with it.
Replying to @richardcobbett
It wasn't 3D. The background was made in one of those shitty 3D home modeling programs. XD
Replying to @richardcobbett
But I did half-finish a 3D one as well. It was Normality-inspired. I don't dare post screenshots of that though.
One of the first things I ever made - a Pirates! inspired game. Check out the high res EGA graphics! XD
Around the same time made a shitty fighting game as a way to avoid a test at school. My friend did the background
Aaaaand a game I made in high school. Need I say more?
Going through my old project backups is confusing. Like what the fuck was this supposed to be???
Replying to @AveTory
They are public. But I wish they weren't.
Replying to @AveTory
Really? Even better!
Replying to @AveTory
OH MY GOD, THEY ARE! Thank heavens!
I also made a Russian version of Fuck Quest. Hey, @rich_eter, remember me? :)
Replying to @AveTory
I add more value to Russian indie adventures by burying them. Although I did get a fan letter a couple of years ago.
I definitely need more tequila now...
Replying to @AveTory
Photohunt? Also Kozulsky Quest and the like XD
Replying to @AveTory
Also Эхо Снов :) Oh, man. It's all coming back to me now...
Replying to @AveTory
Haha! It was more of an engine test than an actual game.
Replying to @evilmiera
I think they are supposed to be cows.
Replying to @evilmiera
Yes, they are definitely sneaking up on an unsuspecting human. Weird.
Replying to @evilmiera
Windows
I'd post more screens of my old shit, but that would require me actually installing stuff and compile things. So I'll spare you.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Mooooooavatar!
Replying to @evilmiera
Any that had DirectX 7, if I remember correctly.
Shirley Walker's Batman theme is the best Batman theme: http://youtu.be/L0BgWVEg-JM
Replying to @GrundislavGames and @ArtfulGamer
XD!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
To the Kickstarter!
Replying to @ben_304
LOL!
Replying to @Resulka
Haha!
Replying to @JohannAffendy
Sure does, but I don't think it was supposed to be.
Man, whatever happened to the isometric action and/or adventure games?
Back in the early home computer days there were tons of isometric games. Spectrum had Fairlight, Head Over Heels, Batman, Ant Attack...
DOS had D/Generation, Crusader, Little Big Adventure... I'm sure there's a whole more of these, it's just too early & I'm not entirely awake
Man, I remember playing Fairlight for the first time. It blew me away! It seemed so open. Within 10 minutes I got murdered by a bubble.
RT @JohannAffendy: @dosnostalgic everyone into FPS these days.
RT @Acantophis3rD: @dosnostalgic isometric games aren't mainstream anymore, but they still exist.. I guess...
RT @deadsynchro: @dosnostalgic They were great, I love them! Still feeling like finishing Batman, it’s a grudge! 8O
RT @PlayingGilly: @dosnostalgic Little Big Adventure ate countless hours of my life. Love that game.
Replying to @demodulated
Where are they?
Fucking A! Yes! RT @noneconomical: Cadaver!
Replying to @demodulated
Path of whatnow? First time I'm hearing about it
RT @Fichinescu: @dosnostalgic Treasure Trap was also great. I played it on the Amiga (BLASPHEMY) but it was also available for DOS. https:/…
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Because it was weird.
This is NOT a #MorningDOSTalk btw, so feel free to chime in with games on other platforms without me bitching about it.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @ben_304
I believe you. I wrote an article about something as well
Replying to @WadjetEyeGames
An addition to the RosaButt() function I hope
RT @NRasool: @dosnostalgic @demodulated Enjoyed Depth of Peril and Eschalon
Even though we try really REALLY hard. RT @TheMorningSongs: We also can't forget Ultima 8!
Oh man, Ultima 8 is BAD, stop saying that it isn't!
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic On a brighter note, Ultima 8's engine was later reused in the awesome Crusader games. Gotta love that ultr…
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
And hardcore difficulty
Holy shit! Thank goodness I passed out before I could post more screenshots of my early work last night...
Replying to @JoJo_ReloadeD and @awesomonster
Tell us!
Replying to @demodulated
Those games are awful piles of shit
Replying to @demodulated
Each one of the games was just the means for me to learn something new, but there isn't much actual gameplay in them
Replying to @JoJo_ReloadeD and @awesomonster
That's amazing!
RT @lazygamereviews: Crazy Gravity - PC Game Reviews http://wp.me/p1kIju-jX
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
And I actually found that Sierra driver to play Tandy sound out of pc speaker or Covox!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Russians made it :)
That whole Elite-Spectrum-Kickstarter debacle sure is one big mess. Such a shame.
Because I'd buy that Bluetooth keyboard in a second. And I'd like to support the developers who's games I pirated over 20 years ago.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
People backed it out of nostalgia. I almost backed it.
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Yes, I almost pledged to it on day 1. I remember my Spectrum fondly
Although the other day I pulled up a video of Spectrum loading stuff & it all came back to me. I don't want any more of THAT.
Some games were so huge that you could make a sandwich & some tea while it was loading. Things we used to put up with just to play games...
RT @BFI: “I’m like my zombies. I won’t stay dead!” Happy birthday to the godfather of gore - George A. Romero turns 74! http://t.co/gvVobeD…
If you come to my store in the afternoon wearing only pajamas & unmatching socks & grab 2 boxes of cereal,...
... I'm profiling you as a stoner and trying to sell you as many delicious snacks as possible
Replying to @DeployDiagnose
I was actually talking about Spectrum specifically, but yeah
Oh, man. I might actually make a game for this: http://www.retroremakes.com/remakelounge/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=53 "Shittiest game compilation" is just right for my skills!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I did so many games in VB. All different ways too. One project used icons for sprites, because vb would handle transparency :)
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Oh, man. It took me a while to figure that one out. I did proper blitting first
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I did DirectX stuff in VB as well. I love Basic!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
DirectX 7 & 8 came with a VB library. Very convenient.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I'd still with with VB now if only it didn't become an obese monster that it is now. I still have VB for DOS somewhere :)
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I have all my versions of VB ready!
Hey! Who remembers Visual Basic for DOS? Raise your hand!
Replying to @CGOApps
I have all my VB stuff 1 - 6
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic Aw, man. I do!
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic I was out of VB by version...3? Maybe I used 4 a little...wish I still had those files! Wish I still had a lot…
Replying to @jonkristinsson
man, Gorillas was a QBasic staple for YEARS
Replying to @tempesttossed and @GrundislavGames
I'm totally down!
Replying to @tempesttossed and @GrundislavGames
I'll get mine when I get home. But I'll have to run away the second it's over. Gotta be at work @ 6:30 am :(
I'm totally making a game in Visual Basic for DOS in the nearest future.
Replying to @dosnostalgic
.@sashmorky Weekend at Bernie's Butt #addbutttoafilm
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Fuck yeah! I just have to make a game for that shit compilation first. I have an idea for that one already.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Oh dude, we totally have to organize a #vbdosjam! We need to rope more people into this!
Replying to @tempesttossed and @GrundislavGames
Who needs work when there's booze & singing involved?
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I think VB for DOS is pretty obscure. But it's basically QB4.5, most people are familiar with it.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
And since it's DOS related I can curate it here & on my youtube channel! Haha!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I think 1 of the rules has to be that one is REQUIRED to use the gui library, not just pure qb code.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
and it HAS TO be a game, right?
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Not really. I'd say source code submission & if you're going to use some other library, you have to include it? Too much?
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Alright, so just use the gui library. Compiled submissions.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
How long are we giving people?
Oh man, exciting times ahead!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Hmmn. Idk. The nature of the jam is unusual, so maybe it'll be better to allow for more time? I'm not sure.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
that sounds reasonable
Replying to @Sikthehedgehog
I'm sorry, but that just sounds dirty
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I'll try to make something interesting :)
Just remember: Visual Basic for DOS is not like VB for Windows at all! %)
Replying to @Resulka, @ArtfulGamer and @expectproblems
Anything goes, but the gui library is a must
Replying to @expectproblems, @ArtfulGamer and @Resulka
I'd say having to work with vb for DOS is a pretty big restriction already
Replying to @expectproblems, @ArtfulGamer and @Resulka
Do you know qbasic?
Replying to @expectproblems, @Resulka and @ArtfulGamer
VB for DOS is basically QB 4.5 with a gui library
And that's why I love Twitter: you make a silly joke and an hour later you're planning a game jam because of it. :)
Also happening soon: DOS Nostalgia turns 5 years old!
So many exciting DOS things on the horizon!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer, @Resulka and @expectproblems
Well, VB for Windows is a bit more complicated than that, and has actual "objects". QB has none.
Replying to @Resulka, @ArtfulGamer and @expectproblems
No. DOS one will let you draw a simple gui, but it's not OOP which means IT'S ALL AN ILLUSION.
@tempesttossed @GrundislavGames Got my tickets!
Replying to @Resulka, @ArtfulGamer and @expectproblems
YES! Prepare yourself!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer, @Resulka and @expectproblems
Ok, so when are we doing this?
Replying to @ArtfulGamer, @expectproblems and @Resulka
That's what I was thinking. Last week of Feb sounds perfect.
Replying to @expectproblems, @ArtfulGamer and @Resulka
We agreed on a week before, due to the unusual nature of the thing.
Getting ready... #vbdosjam
I totally forgot that Visual Basic for DOS comes with a nice tutorial!
Replying to @Resulka
I don't condone piracy and it's a property of Microsoft, so they would NOT want you to see this page: http://www.phatcode.net/downloads.php?id=174
Man, Schindler's List is a wonderful movie, despite being a Hollywood film about the Holocaust.
Replying to @ben_304
Wow! :0
Replying to @AveTory
Yes, but SL is also superb technically
Must. Resist. The new. Humble. Bundle.... #Civ
Why did I go to work today?
Replying to @TheMorningSongs
I can't sacrifice any more of my life to Civilization...
Replying to @demodulated
I can't allow to sacrifice any more if my life to Civilization
Replying to @demodulated
I was supposed to be here today though
Replying to @demodulated
A bunch of savages in this town...
So I got really distracted by the awesome interactive Visual Basic for DOS tutorial. Very neat. Did VB 1 come with a tutorial like that?
I will say this: VB4DOS keyboard shortcuts are pretty fucking awful.
THREE or FOUR different key combos to get to the form editor and TWO or THREE to get back to the code, but THEY ARE ALL DIFFERENT.
RT @jess_haskins: NYC Games Forum is giving away an All Access pass and travel allowance to GDC. Dang, get on that. http://lnc.hr/a5cpT
RT @lazygamereviews: Been listening to this album non-stop the past several days. Check it out if you're a fan of AdLib/OPL3 FM synthesis h…
RT @AdamZwakk: WHATS UP
Replying to @demodulated
No! I refuse!
So yeah, DOS games! Right?
Oh, man! It looks like I'll be able to afford a new pc after all!
Honestly, 2014 has been very kind to me so far, I'm really enjoying it. I hope the rest of the year is gonna be the same.
Not many people are familiar with a late DOS (also Win & PSOne) sprite based racing game Wreckin Crew: http://www.mobygames.com/game/wreckin-crew
Man, I love 80s pop hits, but Party All The Time is a dreadfully bland song.
Replying to @demodulated
Eddie Murphy could do a lot better. He had musical parodies much better than that shitty song
Replying to @demodulated
Or Boogie in da Butt!
Replying to @TheVladinator
You don't really need to add ".bat" if you're running a file
What's the execution order in DOS? Is it com, bat, exe? I forget...
RT @billybob476: @dosnostalgic .COM .EXE .BAT http://support.microsoft.com/kb/35284
Windows should have got a different extension for executables...
Replying to @demodulated
Later Windows have them too - they are called shortcuts :)
RT @DoubleFine: An inside look at music in video games and the 20 years of collaboration between @TimOfLegend and @PeterNMcConnell. http://…
RT @TorbenFrost: @demodulated 'Till I head for the skies up above it's a woman with wheels that I a-looooove.
Replying to @KazuoIchigama
That's not what I was asking :)
Replying to @CGOApps
I'm planning on using VBDOS PRO
Replying to @demodulated
Why are we friends again?
Fuck. I really want to go to that Pet Shop Boys concert...
I'm shot. Don't want to do anything at all for the rest of the night. Gonna drink wine and play @WadjetEyeGames's games until I pass out.
Replying to @DigtheDiglett, @ben_304 and @WadjetEyeGames
Just like rabbi Stone, I have quite the tolerance for pain.
The Shivah: Kosher Edition is done. Now moving onto Blackwell...
RT @GOGcom: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series DRM-Free, 70% off! http://j.mp/STALKERGOG NOW, only $14.97 for the complete trilogy. http://t.co/P1MM4Ocn…
Oh man, shitty day at work. It's getting to me. Really looking forward to all the Stoli-Cranberries that I'm gonna be drinking tonight...
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I couldn't do that. Filling in for sick people. :(
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Yes, I'm the ONLY qualified person in the company to get done what that other person should be doing today.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
And I'm also the ONLY person qualified to do my work, that goes on top of that other person's work & also has to be done today
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
The only difference is in my company most people can't even spell (or think), which takes things to a whole new level.
RT @wwwtxt: This much has been discovered: there are computers in the USSR. The Soviets make an Apple 128 clone. ☯87OCT
RT @Intendant_S: Yes, a new episode of @TorbenFrost's Space Quest Historian podcast is now live. This time, it's all about #Serena. http://…
Replying to @demodulated
I only have for more hours of those left. Then I'm telling everyone to fuck off & catching a train to Brooklyn.
Replying to @demodulated
You better not be by the exit door at 4:30, coz the Anatoly Express is gonna run you over!
Fyodor Bondarchuk's Zack Snyder-inspired WW2 trash Stalingrad is coming to American IMAXes? I'll pass, thankyouverymuch.
RT @lazygamereviews: Another hard-to-find-boxed Amiga classic is now mine:Speedball! With the poster! Half Price Books comes through again …
RT @AgustinCordes: Mark my words: 2014 will be the year adventures take on the game industry.
Where’s all mah soul sistas?
Lemme hear ya’ll flow sistas.
RT @TimOfLegend: Double Fine is game jammin' again, this time with Pendleton Ward! AMNESIA FORTNIGHT!!! https://www.humblebundle.com/doublefine @buenothebe…
RT @DoubleFine: Alllllso, a bunch of our stuff is up for the Humble Weekly Sale!: https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly
Replying to @ArtfulGamer, @decafjedi, @TorbenFrost, @newton64 and @demodulated
Firefox & Chrome not animating :(
RT @lazygamereviews: Another retro computer game pickup today: Might & Magic II. Wanted to try one of these for ages. All those goodies! ht…
Yes! Now's the time for my traditional midnight Brooklyn cheeseburger!
And I shall eat it just like this: http://monolithburger.com
Replying to @Fistipuffs
I can't get it where I live either :(
My phone is still working. Who's up for some #MidnightDOSTalk? What DOS games have you been playing lately?
Replying to @JohannAffendy
do you mean Snatcher? Cool game.
RT @Resulka: @dosnostalgic Predictably for me, I've been replaying Genie's Curse for the 11,000th time. I never get sick of this game.
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic I've been playing Simon the Sorcerer. Beautiful backgrounds and animation.
Oops. Fell asleep on a train...
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
It's pretty insane how much money Coppola had. And it all went in this movie.
So now I won't get home till it's almost 5 am... Yay me!
Replying to @Vokabre
I used to travel from one bus depot to another way back then. Very convenient & I could sleep all I wanted.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I've seen the doc :) I own it.
RT @evilmiera: @dosnostalgic I TRIED to play Mean Streets, got stuck on the initial flying sequence.
Replying to @evilmiera
You know there's an autopilot, right?
Who wants a Stacking steam key?
RoboCop 2014: Wanted for serious crimes against cinema http://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2014/feb/06/robocop-remake-total-recall-stormship-troopers-paul-verhoeven
I still haven't seen Total Recall 2012. Maybe I should, just to prepare myself...
Replying to @bocha_himself
I'm going to see the new (shit) RoboCop, so maybe I should watch another (shitty) remake of a Verhoeven film first.
I've seen Back to the Future a million times, buy only noticed a Stanley Kubrick reference now. #duh
RT @ben_304: Today on http://dos-ist-gut.tumblr.com/ is the excellent Star Wars: TIE Fighter. Check it out!
Yikes. Back to the Future blu-ray is not that good :(
I said this a million times before, but whatever company/team did the Big Trouble in Little China blu-ray should handle EVERY 80s flick.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Why on Earth would you get a Russian car???
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Everyone knows Russian cars are shit. Come on!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
And we have built a space station. Think about it.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Lol
Dear Firefox,
You used to be so young, fast, light and happy. We always had so much fun together. I just have to ask WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
Does anyone else not give a fuck about the Sochi Olympics, or is it just me?
Bought all three Humble Bundles available right now. Because, well, Civilization and Double Fine...
It's Roberta Williams' King's Quest I: Quest for the Crown #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Yep. It's pretty good, despite being, you know, King's Quest 1.
"Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games"??? If someone had told you this title 20 years ago, what would your reaction be?
FUCK! I'm falling asleep! Caffeine! NOW!
Replying to @demodulated
Me too, but it's so obese now. It's sad to see what have become of my old friend...
Replying to @AgustinCordes
Well, I'm like that because I came home at 5 in the morning & was up by 9
Replying to @NRasool, @GhostMutt and @demodulated
Chrome is far from perfect
Why go to a carwash when you can have nature's carwash for free?
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
The sequel is great too, and it had ridiculously low system requirements, even when it just came out :D
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I was talking about Halls of the Dead, which is in this photo and I somehow managed not to notice.
Any of my regular followers interested in Double Fine Amnesia Fortnight 2012 prototypes?
Commander Genious is a new multiplatform port of Commander Keen games! http://clonekeenplus.sourceforge.net/screens/
Is today a lazy enough day to watch Lawrence of Arabia?
RT @grumpygamer: Clear your GDC schedule Thursday at 10 am for the Lucasfilm Games Postmortem. Attendance is mandatory. http://t.co/UImdN96…
Replying to @AveTory
Interesting choice of music, sir.
Replying to @AveTory
Fuck. Now I just have to do this:
Матерь богов
Мы гуляли весь день
Под мелким дождем
Твои мокрые джинсы
Комком лежат на полу
Так возьмемся скорее за дело
"Скоро всей вашей Америке кирдык. Мы вам всем козью рожу-то устроим."
Replying to @AveTory
I might be wrong, but I think it's a Butusov-written song. It sounds like one.
Replying to @AveTory
Butusov wrote all Nau songs before Kormiltsev joined & then a few after. But Yablokitai is technically not a Nau album.
Replying to @AveTory
Butusov's songs r even more abstract. Like The Final Letter, Hlop-Hlop or anything post-Nau like Nastasia or Trilliput or Gibraltar
Replying to @AveTory
I actually think The Pharaoh is Kormiltsev's...
Replying to @AveTory
I also just remembered that it's called Tutankhamun. Some fan I am. I thought you weren't that familiar with their repertoire.
Replying to @AveTory
I'm not too crazy about DDT. I don't like their early stuff & not their post mid-90s either
Replying to @AveTory
Interesting. No Aquarium for you then?
Replying to @AveTory
How about something a bit more obscure: I love Nol so much.
Replying to @AveTory
Surprisingly, Kormiltsev actually started an electronica band in the 90s. I can't remember the name now.
I'm not familiar with later Mario games, but Birdo is a girl now???
RT @GOGcom: Knights and Merchants only $1.79! (http://j.mp/TotTopGOG) + 11 more Topware titles 70% off this weekend!
Man, I feel like shite today. Maybe I'm just allergic to work.
So I'm thinking of a contest for DOS Nostalgia's fifth anniversary. How about a selection of underrated (imo) games from GOG as a prize?
Replying to @AgustinCordes
I think you're confusing me with a certain Australian
Replying to @nandesz00
And Sunday
I can also throw in a picture of my nipples with (or without) 5.25" floppy at request
RT @AveTory: @dosnostalgic Seen them, nothing special.
Replying to @dosnostalgic
.@AveTory I'm no @ben_304, that's for sure
Replying to @GrundislavGames
pfft
Replying to @GrundislavGames
pfft...
I bought the Civilization bundle, but managed to NOT install any of the games. Months of my life saved. For now.
If you backed the 2014 Double Fine Amnesia Fortnight, let me know what games you voted for.
Also, if you're interested in Double Fine game prototypes from two years ago, I have a spare gift key. Let me know. (Regular followers only)
Replying to @NRasool
I'll send you a key when I get home
I'll say this though: all the pitches from Adventure Time dude sound like they have no gameplay whatsoever.
Oh, so the darker version of the Queen movie with Freddie Mercury banging dudes was scrapped in favor of a more clean perfect? Oh well...
RT @AveTory: Strong! Fat! Beautiful! Clever! And brave! BIG
Replying to @AveTory
There should be an educational adventure game based on this property
Replying to @AveTory
- What's that thing?
- What thing?
- That thing. What's that thing?
- It's a parking meter
- A parking meter?
- Yes, you...
- UMMM!
Replying to @AveTory
Oh man! It's ALL coming back to me now! I bet I can do the whole thing!... I've got a yellow dress, yellow is for happiness!
Replying to @AveTory
Really? I thought it was fine, but it's been 20 years since I've seen it.
Replying to @AveTory
Well, that would get you arrested instantly.
Replying to @AveTory
And I. Like. Brown!
Replying to @AveTory
I don't remember much of it, to be honest. But I've seen the first enough times to recite it.
Replying to @AveTory
lol. That cartoon must be ancient because Corvax had a network of mainframes he called "a computer"
Replying to @AveTory
Later I've seen French & Spanish versions of the 1st. Pretty cool. All names are changed & animation redone where needed (songs)
Replying to @AveTory
Did you watch THE Russian version? The one with Bruce & Sasha?
Replying to @AveTory
And it constantly printed TONS of stuff, despite actually having a low res monitor!
That's why I love Twitter: out of nowhere I'm having a conversation about Muzzy... Big Muzzy.
Replying to @AveTory
The German show from around the same that I've seen was live action and was about a witch called Undina. Don't remember much of it
@AveTory Holy shit! It's EXPENSIVE! http://bbcshop.com/product/education-eu1uk
@AveTory ave oh no. It's been updated too :( http://www.early-advantage.com/trialoptin/
Replying to @AveTory
I know! It looks like shit! But it's interesting that the classic version is available in Russian.
Replying to @AveTory
It's probably because there weren't many tv channels & it was a cartoon. :)
Replying to @AveTory
Phew. That means there's still hope for you. You go, mom!
Replying to @AveTory
When were you a liberal? When you were a teenager or something?
Replying to @AveTory
I don't remember you ever being all that liberal...
Who else thinks that the whole thing with games that involve programming hasn't been explored enough? Raise your hand!
Replying to @AveTory
it must heave been before we "met" then...
Replying to @AveTory
Ahahahahahahahahahaha!
Replying to @AveTory
To be honest, I don't really identify as a liberal, but people call me that & I catch myself acting like one more often
Replying to @AveTory
I've got a license looong time ago. :) But I still have issues with authority.
Replying to @JDHJANUS
Very impressive, sir!
Sonny Bonds in Police Quest 3: The Kindred #DosGameScreenADay
RT @richardcobbett: In case you missed it, this week's Crap Shoot is playing tourist in the Discworld MUD. Ankh-Morpork loam, anyway. http…
RT @AbletonIndo: Dahsyat ini..Chiptune SID groovebox http://www.modemachinesusa.com/sid distributed by @lividindustry @ChandraComID @indochiptunes http…
RT @GOGcom: Did you know, that Andrei Tarkovsky's classic "Stalker" movie is now in public domain? More info and movie: http://t.co/altw86y…
I have no idea if Stalker is really in public domain, but you should watch it anyway.
Ancient DOS Games on Epic Pinball: http://www.pixelships.com/adg/ep0130.html #ADG
Replying to @AveTory
That's what I'm thinking. Mosfilm has tons of movies on their channel.
RT @AveTory: How Stalker could get into public domain? 0_o Soviet films don't work that way, they are government property.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I wanted to make a game or two that have programming as their core gameplay for the longest time. One of them for kids.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Current programming games aren't all that. Either too simple or too complicated.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
COLOBOT was a thing, like 12 years ago... http://www.ceebot.com/colobot/index-e.php
RT @danthat: BEHOLD @cloudfacegame's idle animation http://t.co/QwSXNp1LUt REVEL IN ITS MAGNIFICENCE.
RT @AdamZwakk: @dosnostalgic I work with J Schmalz who made Epic Pinball. Really nice guy.
Replying to @AdamZwakk
That's amazing! Tell him Twitter says hello! :D (I'm sure I'm not the only one who loves this game)
Replying to @AdamZwakk
Holy shit!!!
RT @AdamZwakk: @dosnostalgic Bonus pic, our xmas party cake (a 386 IBM PC with Epic Pinball screen on it) http://i.imgur.com/9ebdSbT.jpg
KLF is gonna rock ya! http://youtu.be/LXEOESuiYcA
Holy crap! It's amazing to see people actually compile sample lists for some tracks: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pump_Up_the_Volume_%28song%29#Samples_used
WHAT? Mo-Do died last year???
20 years ago... #EinsZweiPolizei http://youtu.be/E-DZ0KtR3RY
Replying to @demodulated
That's really awesome, but the one on Wiki is more precise.
Oh yeah, I used to know Quentin. He's a real... he's a real jerk.
Replying to @AveTory
Apparently he committed suicide :(
Replying to @demodulated
He's amazing. And all of sudden he's becoming very popular as well.
Replying to @AveTory
I remember back in the old Facebook days he personally ran the Mo-Do "goup" as they were then called. Thanked the fans and all :(
Replying to @demodulated
He was in a Superbowl commercial with Arnie recently. That's a pretty good indicator that he's becoming accepted by public :)
Police Quest 3 music (Jan Hammer) on MT-32: http://youtu.be/UJBmrEPaIAs Good stuff!
Good morning!
RT @WadjetEyeGames: I ran into Mayor DiBlasio. He is tall.
Replying to @WadjetEyeGames
Did you show him how to eat pizza properly?
Both 1993 videos have been updated with time codes for all the games.
Part 1: http://youtu.be/qUnKBRkPvGg
Part 2: http://youtu.be/vLzFE-rxuJA
Replying to @bocha_himself
Feel free to suggest one. I'm taking it easy today.
Almost every day I stumble onto something that decreases my faith in humanity. But now at least I have Reggie Watts to restore it.
Today's #MorningDOSTalk is brought to you by @bocha_himself:
RT @bocha_himself: @dosnostalgic How about DOS pinballs? I mean modern ones are too complicated as for me. I loved Starball A LOT. Does any…
RT @bocha_himself: It was 3 screens high & had amazing adlib-style sndtrack & samples that were... weird quite frankly #MorningDOSTalk http…
@AveTory Пиздец. Ещё один оригинальный Советский персональный компьютер о котором я ничего не знал: http://youtu.be/ESypZvaKCp8
RT @Phlum: @bocha_himself @dosnostalgic Pro Pinball is and always shall be the greatest pinball simulation series ever ;)
RT @HenrySmola: @bocha_himself @dosnostalgic Silverball, imo, is the greatest DOS pinball game.
Sonny Bonds in Police Quest 2: The Vengeance #DosGameScreenADay
RT @DeployDiagnose: @dosnostalgic I played a lot of Epic Pinball just to listen to the music. Loved Enigma for its unpredictability. http:/…
Man, I forgot what movie I've seen recently that had RedBull in it before it was popular. It wasn't Groove though...
RT @rik_ffg: @dosnostalgic @bocha_himself Pinball Illusions was my favourite. Awesome tracker music too.
There's still time to talk about your favorite DOS pinball games! #MorningDOSTalk
I've never intended this, but it appears that most people who follow me love two things: Adventure games and cats!
RT @sid3windr: @dosnostalgic Pinball Fantasies was a little newer and had even better tables and music. Nothing compares up to this day...
The explanation for adventure game followers is ready: DOS basically was THE platform for adventure games for a long time, but cats...
Listening to KLF all morning. Man, Scooter makes so many references to them in lyrics and samples, yet never made a song in that style.
Honestly, I suck terribly at pinball, be it real or in a form of a video game. #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @DeployDiagnose
Me too, but I know decent people who don't like cats. Or more like they are indifferent to cats.
RT @RamiSafadi93: @dosnostalgic I played the extreme pinball on the DOS. That game was classic.
Replying to @DeployDiagnose
I like both types of tracks. Another great early thing without vocals is Back in Time.
RT @lazygamereviews: @dosnostalgic While my biggest love is Epic Pinball, I was always impressed with Psycho Pinball. And that creepy clown…
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Oh yes! I remember that!
RT @BCT_Podcast: Episode 36 is here! How working on stuff away from the PC can help your game design. http://www.grundislavgames.com/podcast/BCT_36.mp3
Replying to @AveTory
Really strange technical specifications on that machine...
Replying to @AveTory
According to the comments, it had hardware scrolling support... VERTICAL ONLY!
RT @RobSchrab: I love Peter Weller.
RT @ksen_otaku: Remember that huge mech I did painting of recently? With a huge sword. Here is head of that guy. Cause why not. http://t.co…
I'm glad that I have a phone that's more powerful than a supercomputer from 30 years ago. I couldn't look at @EmrgencyKittens all day w/o it
My favorite Police Quest will forever be the original version of the first. Such a great procedural adventure experience.
Police Quest games without a parser are inferior by default
Wait, people actually got upset about the Superbowl Coke ad?...
RT @DeployDiagnose: @dosnostalgic UNDRESS
Replying to @BigHairyMarty
So much fun. It was all downhill after than. REALLY downhill if you recall Open Season or, God forbid, SWAT.
RT @AmayirotAkago: @DeployDiagnose @dosnostalgic An interesting approach - but fatal!
I enjoy all Police Quest games to one degree or another... Except for SWAT.
Oh, and the remake of the first. Fuck that one.
Replying to @Fistipuffs
I just don't understand this... America never fails to surprise me with bigotry and/or stupidity
What's your favorite Police Quest?
"Blue Force" will count as a valid answer to that question
If you enjoy Police Quest: SWAT, I'd looove to hear from you.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Yes. I was young and had no taste when I first played it.
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic The original, mostly for nostalgic reasons.
Replying to @Retrob8
Man, I'm so much more than screenshots... (or so I'd like to think)
RT @Retrob8: Have a soft spot for #Retro #PC #DOS games like I do? Then follow @dosnostalgic for some great screen shots of past titles.
YES! 666 followers!!! Hello, Morning Star!
RT @DeployDiagnose: @dosnostalgic First one. At the time I just started to learn english in school, and it made me WANT to learn english. "…
RT @HG_101: @dosnostalgic PQII was the only one I liked. Nice cheesy 80s buddy cop movie vibe
RT @Fichinescu: @dosnostalgic Police Quest II, except for the incredibly stupid hijacking scene.
Replying to @DeployDiagnose
It's 670 now, so obviously making an alliance with the Dark Lord was the right move.
Tagging on: Who enjoys Blue Force?
Replying to @rik_ffg
Oh yeah? What says you, @AgustinCordes ?
Replying to @RamiSafadi93
Love it! Considered getting a Murphy tattoo at one point
I like how both Police Quest 4 and Blue Force waste no time to hit you with something horrific.
The opening of Blue Force: A cool PQ style cutscene. Ken Allen's catchy music. Next thing you know, a cop gets executed in his own home.
RT @Resulka: @dosnostalgic I really like Blue Force. @darthhelmet86 @Darthand I like to think that he's the child of Sonny and Marie. XD
PQ4 is even better. Here's a rather creepy corpse. And here's a DEAD FUCKING CHILD! Laugh it up, coroner!
It's like PQ4 was saying "Remember when PQ was all about singlehandedly busting bad guys & marrying hookers? That's over now!"
Replying to @Resulka
Oh, man. I ripping those sprites out of the game TONIGHT!
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic PQ1 all the way, even with the driving! (I kinda like the driving...)
Just read an article that said that some people thought certain Scooter songs were by KLF... Really?
RT @daliborparek: @dosnostalgic pq1 and pq2 are the best for me.
Replying to @Resulka
I don't remember ever seeing it. But I only finished PQ4 once in my life, so...
RT @YahtzeeCroshaw: New Let's Drown Out: Hexen! It's a 2.5d FPS I get lost in very easily. Hope you like head bobbing. http://t.co/1Wc0fXdF…
RT @gruz: Finished off my Mac Dark Castle collection this week with a freakin' SEALED copy of the ultra rare Color Dark Castle! http://t.co…
Replying to @Resulka
can I request a full list of sex scenes that you have stumbled across as a kid?
Replying to @Resulka
Let's limit it to games
RT @cmuratori: If Edward Snowden wins the Nobel Peace Prize, will it be the first time a NPP winner is openly hunting down another NPP winn…
Replying to @MrRetrodude and @Resulka
Hold on to your butts!
Replying to @Resulka
I would not dare call any of these "sex" scenes.
Replying to @Resulka
That doesn't count.
Things I learned today: People pick all kinds of Police Quest games as their favorites. Nobody picks SWAT though (thank goodness!)
Replying to @Resulka
Nah. And there was Dreamweb. And actual porn games.
Replying to @Resulka
Was Dreamweb censored in Australia?
Replying to @Resulka
Man, Phantasmagoria and its boxers-still-on rape...
Replying to @Resulka
But Vida has no actual sex in it! Just some bare flesh!
Replying to @MrRetrodude and @Resulka
This is awesome!
Replying to @Resulka
You are very wrong http://www.mobygames.com/game/porntris
Replying to @Resulka
I still have this. Can't believe it's that old. There are others too.
Replying to @MrRetrodude and @Resulka
that's silly. If there's a way to put a couple of tits in something, they'll be there.
Replying to @Resulka
That's what I saw as a child! I STILL marvel at the clips that got picked for that game. Level 2 has a wobbly H with a strapon!
Replying to @Resulka
Young lady, I lived in Russia until 2003.
Born in the USSR.
Replying to @Resulka
I don't actually say when I moved to the U.S. my website.
RT @MetalJesusRocks: I'm gonna change my youtube channel name to Flappy Jesus. Or Fappy Jesus..but that would be a whole DIFFERENT type of …
Replying to @MetalJesusRocks
Sold!
Replying to @Resulka
That's young. And please don't try to tell me otherwise
Replying to @Resulka
It's gonna be 11 years in August. And now is not the time to come here. Everything is going to shit over here.
Replying to @AveTory
That sounds like fun!
Wait... Samantha Fox is a lesbian AND a Born Again Christian?
21st century is destroying my 80s...
Replying to @AveTory
I love nightmares...
Replying to @AveTory
But she was such a wild dame...
Replying to @AveTory
My last big nightmare was AMAZING and had none of those things.
Replying to @AveTory
in the 80s she was all about dudes. Her career consisted of suggestive pop songs & nude calendars
Replying to @AveTory
Me being lost in a quiet European town... Things got WEIRD. Twitter is not a perfect medium for retelling dreams.
Replying to @AveTory
Mine was awesome. Terrified me so much I woke up shaking. And only a week after I realized how much it said about me.
Replying to @AveTory
Oh mine did for sure. And I feel like an idiot that it took me a week to figure it out.
Replying to @AveTory
Nah. A European town was just a setup for something more sinister...
Replying to @expectproblems
KITCHEN GUN!
Replying to @AveTory
I'll tell you, but not here. Don't want to spam people's feeds.
Now the guy in front of me literally going 5 mph. Dude, it's like half of inch of snow
Bought the book about the making of The Room. Because, you know, it's THE ROOM. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh9lC7IBJvI&feature=player_embedded
Interview with writer Ed Neumeier (RoboCop, Starship Troopers) about the original RoboCop & its remake: http://ragemag.fr/dialogue-avec-le-scenariste-de-robocop-et-starship-troopers-ed-neumeier-64720/
RT @evilmiera: Why isn't La Mulana 2 funded yet, hop to it! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/playism/la-mulana-2
RT @GOGcom: Shadow Man, only $2.39 today! http://j.mp/ShdwmnGEM Take a walk on the Deadside with this action classic! http://t.co/muwOh6or…
Replying to @AgustinCordes
Raimi is on the top ten though, right?
Replying to @AgustinCordes
Ooh. Nice one!
Man, I remember the first time I've seen The Evil Dead. I must have been 6 or 7 years old & wasn't prepared for what that movie had to offer
That movie never looked good on back then, but my copy looked especially like shit. But even in that condition, I knew how special it was.
Evil Dead might have shitty acting & cheap & amateurish production value, but it has more creativity than 20 films combined.
I can not believe that Sam Raimi was TWENTY years old when he made it. That's 20.
As years go on, it only gets better. And though the movie has been restored & you can REALLY see all the imperfections, and I've seen >
> other films that inspired it, and one that Raimi pretty much ripped off, it doesn't take away from it. On the contrary, it makes it better
Then came Evil Dead 2, even more creative than the first. Essentially the first live action horror cartoon.
Besides creating a new film sub-genre, Evil Dead 2 established Bruce Campbell as the only guy who would be able to pull that role off.
Arriving a decade after the original, Army of Darkness took things on a new direction once again & ended up a weird blend of slapstick >
> comedy & some kind of Ray Harryhausen parody. Bruce Campbell's character was reinvented again as a (dumb) badass, satirizing action heroes
If you've never seen The Evil Dead trilogy, you really should. If you're not fond of horror you can just watch them backwards.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming....
One thing Sierra did right from the beginning is allowing you to adjust the speed of a game. I REALLY wish Simon the Sorcerer had that.
Replying to @round42
or could hit the shortcut for show game speed
RT @BluScreen_Jason: Let's play through the entire Elder Scrolls series starting with Arena! http://youtu.be/K_6DXdcKuFs?a
To all new followers: Hello, good people! I'll be spamming your feed a lot in the morning. I also swear a lot.
And there's also a good chance that I call a game you like a pile of shit at some point.
I'm not a big fan of the Elder Scrolls, but Daggerfall kicks major ass.
I also really dig that engine that Bethesda used for years. Someone needs to make a comprehensive video about it (not me, obviously)
I really wish I was better at RPG games.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Buggerfall!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Wow. Great job. A true 6dx engine that early on. It was something.
Replying to @AveTory
Those aren't really all that hardcore. You might as well add Lands of Lore to that list.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I like it more in Future Shock/SkyNet though. Even though Future Shock was basically unplayable on release.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Great stuff. A very underrated game
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @AgustinCordes
You'll need to get both though. With SkyNet you'll be able to play FS in svga & relatively bug free.
Replying to @AgustinCordes
I need to get on that...
Replying to @AgustinCordes
Doing it right now!
Replying to @AgustinCordes
Actually I'm eating fast food in my car, but I wish I was fapping the bard...
Can we just fucking stop talking about that one mobile game already?
What I learned last night: Yahtzee sucks at Hexen.
Replying to @Nukkus
Steam one
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
Yeah, but he's really terrible
Replying to @sid3windr
Fappy Bird
RT @TheDOSPlace: Any Fellow Australian DOS Fans here? IF yes what city!?
And who knows! We could have a MS-DOS LAN! :)
I am in... http://t…
Replying to @Nukkus
I never played the N64 version. My experience with N64 is very limited.
So how much poppy seed dressing do I have to put in my salad to get high? Asking for a friend.
Replying to @GrundislavGames, @ArtfulGamer, @Resulka and @WadjetEyeGames
Oh fuck yes!
Can we kickstart a new Duckman episode that resolves the cliffhanger ending? Pretty please!
RT @richardcobbett: Guested on the Not A Game podcast, talking adventure games, AI slashfics and trying not to drop jokes with a thud. htt…
GOG really needs gift certificates. Really.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous coz I'm out getting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Sorry about that...
Yes! Fucking tax return! #MoMoney
And now a letter from my bank saying they owe me a bunch of cash too??
Aaaand an old friend got in touch saying she's gonna pay back $500 I gave her years ago. I'd say 2014 is pretty good so far!
Aaaaand got a jury duty questionnaire...
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I'm probably going to have a heart attack a day before GDC or some shit like that.
Sonny Bonds' fist adventure - Police Quest: In Pursuit of the Death Angel #DosGameScreenADay
I don't mind driving in the original Police Quest, I swear!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
It's the best one because of the parser. 2nd one too, but things got complicated there. Not the same without the parser
Replying to @expectproblems and @ArtfulGamer
I'd say the tone of the game is intentional since it was programmed (and co-designed) by Al Lowe!
Your best friend in AGI Sierra games with times puzzles (all of them?)
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @expectproblems
Personally, I think PQ1VGA is pure crap. The worst Sierra update.
Replying to @expectproblems and @ArtfulGamer
And you can't type commands while you have criminals at gunpoint! That's where the all fun was!
Replying to @AveTory
That's a feature, hence not a cheat.
I need to get a bottle of champagne for Wednesday...
Picking out 10 games to take screenshots of for the competition. Trying not to be too obscure.
RT @AmayirotAkago: In case you missed it: my Top 10 Apples In Video Games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPlYxKqA8nA
Quick! Give me one DOS title available from GOG that more people should know about!
RT @DaeSkaarj: @dosnostalgic Master of Magic.
Replying to @demodulated, @GrundislavGames and @ArtfulGamer
We'll have an extra drink to that at GDC, I suppose.
Good morning, good people of the Internet! Since I've been on a Sierra roll lately, let's carry it into today's #MorningDOSTalk
So... What's the WORST Sierra adventure game in your opinion? #MorningDOSTalk
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic Softporn. But of the graphicals, I'd go with Codename Iceman, probably. Insanely boring, without the char…
RT @Fichinescu: @dosnostalgic Codename: Iceman's just broken and dry, but Larry 5 is a mean-spirited, overproduced, unfunny nightmare.
RT @richardcobbett: @Fichinescu @dosnostalgic Iceman is just the adventure equivalent of a prison sentence where you have to take a test on…
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic Codename ICEMAN. It is a joyless mess of realism and incompetent design.
Honestly, I'd rather play any of the games mentioned instead of King's Quest 7 or Phantasmagoria... #MorningDOSTalk
Phantasmagoria makes me want to punch a hole in a wall. King's Quest 7 makes me want to cry. #MorningDOSTalk
At least I can laugh at jokes in Freddie Pharkas. Or play Codename: ICEMAN with a walkthrough. #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @TheMorningSongs
I like it
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic I love that the premise is Rosella, who lives in a fantasy world full of magic and monsters, wanting to g…
Phantasmagoria 2 is fine by me. Honest. #MorningDOSTalk
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic That whole game could have been sorted by Valanice having someone drive her down the road to the Three Be…
Replying to @IkiFoo
Fuck yeah, it does. Not one of my favorites, but, you know, it is what it is.
RT @JDHJANUS: @dosnostalgic Since we're going with DOS games, I'd go with Codename: Iceman. It sits there at the bottom with Time Zone & Mi…
Replying to @theAncientGamer
But I love Manhunter!
RT @RalphGarman: You sure? Okay. Boom. #DropsTheMike RT @DCComics Send us pix of your DC Comics memorabilia collection! #DCAllAccess http:/…
Replying to @theAncientGamer
Here's my awful review from five years ago: http://youtu.be/7lwMhgAt_A0
RT @HistoryInPics: Atari computer demonstration, 1979.
I think I'm gonna watch Bloodsport tonight. It's a good movie. If you think otherwise, I don't give a Van Damme.
RT @ReturnOfTheJ0DI: @dosnostalgic can Phantasmagoria II count even though it was more of an "interactive movie?" Are there any good points…
Replying to @ReturnOfTheJ0DI
I personally enjoy Phantasmagoria 2 a bunch
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic Are we counting Dynamix (published by Sierra) games? If so, Willy Beamish in a landslide. Not a fan.
RT @ReturnOfTheJ0DI: @dosnostalgic KQ7 broke my heart. The beautiful series turned into junk w/cartoony graphics. All the progress from 6 f…
RT @FenderBenter: @dosnostalgic I didn't play Codename: Iceman, but I can agree with @JDHJANUS on Mission Asteroid, and Time Zone.
Replying to @AveTory
Thank god! I remember before you played it you were all like "I don't know, it looks cool"
Replying to @evilmiera, @AveTory and @frederik_olsen
I have played through the whole PQ4 (floppy version) long time ago & liked it.
Replying to @evilmiera, @AveTory and @frederik_olsen
But playing through a bit of it last year I was pretty much disgusted. Yuck...
Replying to @AveTory, @evilmiera and @frederik_olsen
Your character is an asshole, your coworkers are assholes & all incidental characters are assholes too
Replying to @AveTory, @evilmiera and @frederik_olsen
The procedural angle is either gone or complicated beyond belief. That's not PQ I used to know.
RT @GrundislavGames: @dosnostalgic Gold Rush, because the premise is so interesting and the gameplay is so unforgiving.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Randomized DEATH!
Haha! Man, we all blocked out Gold Rush, didn't we? :)
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic Gold Rush is one of the lesser ones, but the first half at least is kinda interesting. Second, not so muc…
RT @Fichinescu: @dosnostalgic Oh, I liked Gold Rush. If only for the beautiful New York beginning, a truly open city. Such a weird, almost …
Replying to @frederik_olsen, @AveTory and @evilmiera
I missed Lytton where a cop could marry a hooker & everyone would just be fine with it.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer, @GrundislavGames and @demodulated
Too bad. SQ5 is the best one (imo)
Replying to @ArtfulGamer, @GrundislavGames and @demodulated
Over the years people came to their senses.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer, @GrundislavGames and @demodulated
I shat on Myst back then. Now I want to bury it as deep as possible
I'm surprised that people like Rama. An empty & soulless game...
The worst part about Lighthouse & Rama was this "Remember when Sierra published colorful adventures? Will, we saw the numbers >
> Myst & The 7th Guest are moving, so FUCK THAT."
Replying to @gruz
Duke Forever? What's wrong with you?
Replying to @lazygamereviews and @gruz
I'd burn it in an attempt to cleanse your soul before it's too late.
RT @Chrafen: @dosnostalgic Late to the party, but I really enjoyed Blue Force. I still have the big box. One puzzle literally took years to…
My roommate gifted me a t-shirt that says "VIDEO GAME EXPERT". Is it too pretentious to wear it?
Replying to @Fistipuffs
I don't think I quite reach the "expert" level
Holy shit! The Daily Show went all out with the Russian thing last night. Gorbachev and all! XD
Replying to @AveTory
That was the gag. Actually pretty funny
Replying to @AveTory
Oh, they actually put it up on the website already: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-february-10-2014/jason-jones-live-from-sochi-ish---commie-dearest
Replying to @AveTory
Motherfuckers!
And now a tv anchor mistakes Sam Jackson for Larry Fishburne. That's three things from that Ricky Gervais show coming true!
Sonny Bonds? Nope. Just some other asshole detective in Daryl F. Gates' Police Quest: Open Season #DosGameScreenADay
RT @GrundislavGames: @dosnostalgic Not just any asshole detective: John Carey! This only became funny in the 2004 presidential election.
RT @Resulka: @dosnostalgic Police Quest, They took down a Wall to put up Gate. #SoTerribleYetItTicklesMeSo
Roommate is watching Apocalypse Now. Love that movie! But from the sound of it he's watching the extended cut. Yuck!
Kickstarted RoboCop statue is getting closer to completion: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/imaginationstation/detroit-needs-a-statue-of-robocop/posts/745292?at=BAh7CDoMcG9zdF9pZGkDTF8LSSIIdWlkBjoGRVRpArRySSILZXhwaXJ5BjsGVEkiGDIwMTQtMDMtMTIgMDA6Mjc6MjMGOwZU--8aac43772edf3baa5422034ff3744ce26f36dc43&ref=backer_project_update
Beautiful!
Replying to @PrinceOfBrains
Yeah, it depends on the movie. Donnie Darko is another one of those.
Replying to @PrinceOfBrains
There are extended cuts I don't mind, but don't really care about. Like Aliens. I like extended Lethal Weapon, but hate LW2
Replying to @PrinceOfBrains
And I can't settle on any cut of Army of Darkness. I'll make my own one of these days :)
Replying to @PrinceOfBrains
Yeah, but the cut I saw in the theater had American ending, yet also had all other scenes intact. Probably licensed from MGM
Replying to @PrinceOfBrains
But that cut, known as "european" is not perfect either. Missing music during tiny Ash sequence, no good-bad line, no...
Replying to @PrinceOfBrains
... Chinese jet pilot line. I can nitpick forever :)
Getting things ready for tomorrow...
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I love shit like that!
DOS Nostalgia is five years old today! YAY! Go me!...
Five years during which I've managed to do very little :)
February 12th 2009 I've uploaded a review of Alley Cat, hoping that maybe around 50 people will end up watching it: http://youtu.be/QyAngaNVx5Q
Serious question: Do you prefer CD or floppy version of Indiana Jones & the Fate of Atlantis?
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic I've only ever played the CD version so my preference is obvious. Are there any significant differences as…
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
Nope
RT @Acantophis3rD: @dosnostalgic floppy, because its much more fun to talk the dialogs yourself. It was endless fun as kid!
Replying to @demodulated
Good luck!
Replying to @AveTory
Haha. Thanks, man!
Replying to @ben_304
Thank you!
Replying to @deadsynchro
Haha. Yes, I ran a bbs
RT @HenrySmola: @dosnostalgic Can we talk about the Kyrandia series?
Replying to @CGOApps
Thank you!
As requested by @HenrySmola, today's #MorningDOSTalk is all about Kyrandia series!
So the first Kyrandia game is beautiful. Great graphics, great music, great story. Puzzles aren't so great. Also a maze #MorningDOSTalk
Second one is like the first, only better. And that pretty much makes it one of the best adventure games ever! #MorningDOSTalk
Third game is weird. It put a great twist on the lore by having you play the villain. Also had a lot of multiple solutions & paths....
& a new dialogue system to accommodate for these changes. But it replaced beautiful Westwood backgrounds with pre-rendered 3D ones...
that looked like... well, pre-rendered 320x200 backgrounds from the early 90s. Such a shame :( #MorningDOSTalk
RT @HenrySmola: @dosnostalgic I'd go on record and say it's my favorite series for DOS of all time. Everything about it is just truly fanta…
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic @HenrySmola One of my favorite series -- everyone loves 2, I really liked 1 and 2. Puzzles, humor, music and ar…
RT @HenrySmola: @dosnostalgic The puzzles, graphics, dialogue, etc. Just unrivaled.
RT @TorbenFrost: @dosnostalgic @HenrySmola I only beat the 2nd one (Hand of Fate). I liked playing the bad guy in the 3rd, though.
RT @HenrySmola: @TorbenFrost @dosnostalgic Hand of Fate was amazing. The spellbook mechanic was great. And the diversity of areas to explor…
All three Kyrandia games are available on GOG for $5.99 each. Very much worth it. Buy them, play them.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Thank you!
I might be wrong about this, but if you run Kyrandia 2 without a card that supports digital sfx, the intro becomes a bit more music-centered
Complete Legend of Kyrandia AdLib soundtrack by Frank Klepacki: http://youtu.be/ymTioBu2_Hk
RT @jess_haskins: I don't care about any other versions out there, because Terry Cavanagh made a Flappy Bird clone. http://terrycavanaghgames.com/maverickbird/
RT @RamiSafadi93: @dosnostalgic AdLib DOS game music sounds beautiful. It just has such retro flow to it, brings back awesome memories.
Replying to @AveTory
I like the movies...
Replying to @AveTory
I've seen the original theatrical cut of it in the theater when I was a kid. Loved every second of it.
Replying to @AveTory
I love the whole cast! Budget was well spent too. There aren't enough Russian adventure flicks
The other day I saw this remake of a scene from RoboCop, spot on, but then he shoots 20 dudes in the dick! NSFW! http://vimeo.com/m/86014703
And now I've been told that a bunch of people remade the whole movie like that! I know what I'm doing tonight! http://www.wired.com/underwire/2014/02/robocop-crowdsourced-remake/
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
That one scene was shot by shot perfect until the twist! I was very impressed.
Other similar things i liked in the past: the crowdsourced remake of the original Star Wars, & that AMAZING live action Toy Story remake.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I just saw him shooting 20 dicks. I couldn't stop laughing! Looking forward to the rest.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
That was a quality scene! Insane production value for such a project. I watched it THREE times!
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
A dude made one with his kids. Look it up!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I think it's by the same people who made my most favorite recent exploitation flick The Taint, but I'm not sure.
Replying to @demodulated
Congratulations!
Replying to @AveTory
I just stumbled into a bunch of dubs of the Diamond Arm, including an English one. Very much intrigued.
Replying to @AveTory
One of them is in Chinese!
Replying to @DeployDiagnose
Yeah, but I remember music being slightly different with no speech. It's been a long time.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
You're scarred? I just listened to you and @ben_304 salivate over each other on your so called game design podcast.
RT @WadjetEyeGames: Blackwell Epiphany teaser trailer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZLCmUiC7SQ
IT'S DOS NOSTALGIA'S 5TH ANNIVERSARY CONTEST! Identify a bunch of screenshots and win a bunch of underrated DOS games http://youtu.be/6d1tBmgxyUM
Thank you all for sticking around for all this time! I love you all, you wonderful people! Couldn't do it without you!
I love reading your DOS stories and discussing DOS games with you (almost) every day. I fucking live for this shit!
It doesn't matter if you have been following me for 5 years or 5 days, what matters is your passion for MS-DOS games. All are welcome!
I really hope that someone will actually win this contest. I tried to NOT make it too hard. But it's not that easy either.
Replying to @CGOApps
No deadline. First come, first serve.
And, if you excuse me, I'm going to relax and watch the entirety of Our RoboCop Remake http://ourrobocopremake.com/
Oh my God, that ED-209 costume is amazing!
WE HAVE A WINNER! That was quick!
Replying to @AgustinCordes
Love you more, motherfucker!
The video description has been updates with a list of games in those screenshots. Man, & I thought In Extremis was going to throw people off
I only got two emails. First guy was one game off, the second got everything right. Both europeans. Guessing French games was easier 4 them
I'm kind of pissed that I couldn't do the video in one take, because I realized that my mic was off AFTER I opened the champagne. Duh!
Replying to @GrundislavGames, @AgustinCordes and @ben_304
I did not propose inserting floppies into anything! That's where I draw the line.
Replying to @demodulated
That's a yes http://www.dxx-rebirth.com/
Full Motion Video in Daryl F. Gates' Police Quest: SWAT #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @AveTory
I'm gonna have more of these on future :)
Man, I hate American news networks so much, I can't even watch a show that makes fun of them without getting pissed off :( #DailyShow
Replying to @AveTory
Forgot to ask, which games did you guess?
Replying to @ben_304
I fucking love that wall of games!
Replying to @AveTory
So you recognized Druid then?
Replying to @ben_304
I can't seem to track conversations on Twitter atm. What is this referring to?
Replying to @awesomonster and @ben_304
It has a few really cool stand out moments. The rest is your usual Chanel 101 stuff. Still, a great idea.
Replying to @ben_304 and @awesomonster
Oh, but you haven't see the actual RoboCop to appreciate how perfectly that scene is recreated!
Replying to @awesomonster and @ben_304
Ben doesn't watch films. Ever. Well, at least until recently. To his credit, the film IS on his list.
Oh man, I REALLY don't feel like going to work right now...
Replying to @demodulated
I know, but my bed isn't one of them
Going to work, listening to Milli Vanilli...
I need new tires. And a new car...
I should have stayed home...
Why are people shopping??? Stay the fuck home everybody!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
It got worse. It's like a foot an hour now...
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Long Island is in a weird spot geographically. Weather is always fucked up.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
It's insane. I've never seen anything like that till i moved to New York. It doesn't snow for months & then BAM.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @GrundislavGames
Yes, while he's sitting in his warm apartment, drinking tea & not shoveling
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @GrundislavGames
Remind me to tell you about my night at a hospital in extreme weather conditions when we're at GDC.
First time in my life rolled down my window & shouted GO FUCK YOURSELF at a guy in another car. I'm very angry today.
RT @lazygamereviews: LGR – Star Wars: Yoda Stories – PC Game Review http://fb.me/2R24wLcxg
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Find a tauntaun, quick!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @GrundislavGames
Also play the sequel. It's shorter & easier.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
it's been on & an off yesterday & today
RT @HistoryInPics: A Russian soldier in the Reichstag surrounded by walls covered in Russian graffiti, Berlin, May 1945 http://t.co/LtsbRWd…
They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point.
I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
James McCaffrey is absolutely amazing!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Meh. I'm not a fan of that one. Probably because I also hate the voice over in the film.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Idk, just doesn't sound like a protagonist of a noir-something to me. Now, Max Payne REALLY has that covered.
I didn't go to a bunch of classes (that were paid for a year in advance) because of Max Payne. Spent that time at a friend's playing it.
I didn't have a computer powerful enough to run Max Payne with a decent frame rate at the time. That game is a resource hog anyway.
I encourage everyone to check out a Gameboy Advance port of Max Payne. It's a very faithful isometric adaptation of the game. Voices too!
Replying to @darthhelmet86
SiN is awesome, but I don't remember it having steep system requirements for the time. Hmmm...
I prefer Max Payne 2 though. It's better looking, more streamlined, improved everything.
I like that all new voice over actors mimic the performance of the original voice cast :)
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
YES, YES YOU SHOULD!
RT @POStudios: #StoryThis Did the New Orleans police recruit Sam and Max to solve the Voodoo Murders? Let us know!
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic To make any kind of sense of it I need to go back three years... back to the night the pain started.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
If I owned any of them, I might have been able to help you out with that
Replying to @demodulated
It's very cool. Look it up
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Well, to the very last you'd be able to get all the gfx out easily, then code everything else yourself.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I have a bit of experience with resource extraction. Spent a lot of time doing that as a kid.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
If I can leave work in the next five minutes & get home in one piece, then yeah. I have nothing else planned (except Max Payne)
@ArtfulGamer Email away! I failed...
RT @HG_101: Doom meets breakfast cereal in the bizarre promotional FPS Chex Quest: http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/chexquest/chexquest.htm
I am tired and I don't even want to play Max Payne anymore... Why am I turning into an old man???
Well, I passed out for about an hour. I'm definitely turning into an old man...
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I'm lost. What kind of stuff?
Replying to @Resulka, @awesomonster, @ArtfulGamer, @AveTory, @ben_304 and @demodulated
Nope. I do not have it boxed. It's very rare. I've SEEN it boxed once.
Sonny Bonds. AGAIN! It's Police Quest: In Pursuit of the Death Angel #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Oh. I haven't thought of that...
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Well, the interactive tutorial included in rather comprehensive. I was very surprised. The rest is just your usual QuickBasic.
Replying to @Guyb
Yes. They are very good. I have no preference. Each one is good in a different way. Play them all.
Add me on Steam, let's play some Duke 3D together!: dosnostalgic
Replying to @Guyb
It's different. It's very serious. The emphasis is on doing the detective work. 2nd game is the best FMV game ever.
Replying to @demodulated
YES!
Replying to @demodulated
I mean no. Not on GOG
Replying to @demodulated
Theoretically we can fuck with DosBox's ipx emulation, but I have a feeling it's not gonna work out.
Replying to @demodulated
EDuke32, but it's network code isn't very reliable either.
Replying to @bhelyer
It's a VERY inferior remake of the first game. I hate it.
Replying to @demodulated
It took them a year to integrate and it's also fucked up, but it's the most reliable one at the moment...
Replying to @demodulated
It also comes with all commercial expansions. One excellent one, one decent and one that's a pile of shit.
Replying to @demodulated
Not to mention Steamworks enabled user-content, so you'll get more maps and etc.
Replying to @demodulated
YES! Gimme a second. Actually, it's better if you host. My router is acting up.
Replying to @demodulated
And I gotta change into my home clothes.
Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
Man, Duke 3D multiplayer is just as fun as it was!
If only someone told me 15 years ago that I'll be playing Duke 3D in Windows over the INTERNET with a Canadian dude!
RT @lazygamereviews: Mmm, LucasArts games... The collection is coming along nicely.
Replying to @AveTory
Damn you and your psychic powers!
Replying to @AveTory
Actually... I don't think I knew you 15 years ago... WHAT IS THIS???
Oh, man, the latest Double Fine sidequest XD Now I want that game about criminal badgers!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @demodulated
I'd like to say this: FUCK THEM BOTH.
RT @GOGcom: Classic Dungeon Keeper #FREE for everyone http://j.mp/DKfreeGOG + Dungeon Keeper 2 for only $1.49, Win+Mac http://t.co/HdIaWnL…
The original Dungeon Keeper is FREE on GOG. Grab it NOW! It's AWESOME! http://j.mp/DKfreeGOG
Oh no. Don't tell me I'm getting sick again...
Dungeon Keeper from GOG doesn't include the Windows version with hardware gfx rendering. Perfect time to try KeeperFX http://keeper.lubiki.pl/html/dk_keeperfx.php
KeeperFX look good! http://youtu.be/DkNWjr2IOW4
What DOS game do I want to play for Valentine's Day?
RT @ksen_otaku: @dosnostalgic Doom.
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic Heartlight?
RT @Fichinescu: @dosnostalgic Romantic Encounters at The Dome?
I really don't feel like shoveling snow. AGAIN.
Happy Vantine's Day from Guybrush and Elaine!
And here's one for all you VGA lovers!
Replying to @TheMorningSongs
Just in closeups. I don't really like the look of any LEC VGA conversions for exactly those reasons.
@EdumacationAndy @ThatKevinSmith Regarding Klismaphilia: In Russian "klisma" is the word for enema. So there it is.
Today is also the day the RoboCop Remake opens. So I'm gonna pimp my old reviews of the DOS game again: http://youtu.be/3JhCTBjBbOY
Replying to @TorbenFrost
If I don't feel like shit tomorrow, I'm seeing it too. For free.
Damn. reCAPTCHA today...
Old Detroit has a cancer. The cancer is crime. Wait, year 2000? That's pretty accurate!
Fuck yes!
Part man. Part machine. All cop. #DosGameScreenADay
Last one. I promise... #RoboCop
Replying to @Ionisingsw
It's surprising to me that the game put the actual date on it because the movie didn't.
Instructions on getting KeeperFX to run with the GOG version of Dungeon Keeper: http://www.gog.com/forum/dungeon_keeper_series/keeperfx_hires_dk1_latest_builds_and_install_instructions/page1
RT @HistoryInPics: 22-year-old Jennifer Joseph, the Columbia girl. This was her first and last time ever modelling (1992). http://t.co/pNxI…
FUCK! My new Shout! Factory blu-ray (and poster) of Darkman has arrived and I can't get out of the house to get it! :(
Replying to @TorbenFrost
I've decided that starting this year I'm only watching remakes if they are free. Legally or not. I've got a coupon for Robo.
When I see stuff like this, I miss dating a movie geek... (But not too much)
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @Milky_Onions
I go to see remakes so I can hate on them OBJECTIVELY. So I'm in the same boat, really.
Replying to @demodulated, @ArtfulGamer and @MobyGamer
This was only a half of what we were gonna talk about. I would love to pod with Jim again!
Checking out the English dub for a classic Soviet comedy The Diamond Arm (1969). A bit skeptical about this, but who knows...
Replying to @TorbenFrost
I saw that in the trailer
Man, Leonid Gaidai was a kickass Soviet director. Where did it all go? Russia forgot how to make quality films.
Replying to @GrundislavGames and @ArtfulGamer
Yes, keep your options wide.
The Diamond Arm is usually colourful for a Soviet film. Contrast is really cranked up. Also a very wide aspect ratio. On set sound in parts.
Replying to @AveTory
That's it. That's the last straw. There's nothing left for me there.
Replying to @AveTory
All joking aside, the American comedy news program The Daily Show just ran a piece where they talked to some ministry about the...
Replying to @AveTory
... anti homosexual propaganda law, but then they go on the street & get pretty much the same from regular citizens, except one...
Replying to @AveTory
That made me very upset. Russia is fucked in every way possible
Replying to @AveTory
Fucking disgusting. Although American tv is not much better.
Replying to @AveTory
I know.
Replying to @AveTory
I know
RT @PushinUpRoses: Happy Valentine's Day! Here's a video on Where's Waldo! Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXclZzzUdEI
Did you know that DOS Nostalgia had a (rather empty) Facebook page? Well, here it is: http://fb.me/dosnostalgia
.@bocha_himself's new Russian web series about network technologies is awesome. I know diddly dick about networking, so its very educational
RT @lazygamereviews: Wasn't planning on collecting the LucasArts Archives bundles, but when ya come across them for a few bucks each... htt…
RT @AgustinCordes: Are you all alone this Valentine? Serena is free and she will give you hot passion! http://store.steampowered.com/app/272060/
Here's that Phantasmagoria song Take a Stand for all your Valentine's Day needs: http://www.markseibert.com/Take%20a%20Stand_.mp3
Replying to @Fistipuffs
Fuck yeah! Big tv is important.
Take the fucking elephant! #Darkman
Replying to @Vokabre
Ooooooooooh
Replying to @Vokabre
I've had a Compaq p1 that was pretty small. Not quite like that, but close.
There's no more DOS Police Quest games left for me to take screenshots of tomorrow.
Replying to @Vokabre
Ah! Yes. That's probably what it was.
Going to Brooklyn to get drunk & yell some rock ballads. With a sore throat. And 4 inches of snow expected. & work at 6:30 am. I'm the worst
There's a good chance that I'm not going to get any sleep at all tonight.
Replying to @Vokabre
Yeah, that would be unusually powerful for a POS at the time, but I guess it could happen.
Replying to @Vokabre
wait. We don't actually know how old this thing is, do we?
Replying to @Vokabre
Wow. That WOULD be a super powerful POS then.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
I might need you to call me in dead at work
Replying to @Vokabre
Goddamn!
I've had it with this motherfucking snow in this motherfucking place!
Replying to @Vokabre
Those crazy Swedes...
I think I have discovered the place of my dreams (with @GrundislavGames @jess_haskins & @tempesttossed)
Stuck in Brooklyn for the next few hours. Had a cheeseburger...
RT @lazygamereviews: Awesome short video on how Criterion restores the films they release http://vimeo.com/84135659
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Yes. Around 8...
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Yes
I have made the decision to NOT go see the RoboCop Remake tonight. It's for the best.
I also have made the decision to not get out of bed all day. At all.
Yes! At least ONE thing from Back to the Future Part 2 will actually happen in 2015: http://gizmodo.com/nike-designer-says-marty-mcflys-power-laces-are-coming-1523547123
Staying in bed. Ordering Domino's. This is the life.
Man, many reviews for the RoboCop remake are hilarious.
Replying to @Objectivist_Def
Many people are using lines from the original . Like "a movie I wouldn't buy for a dollar even on picture-perfect Blu-ray."
Replying to @DaveJustDave
Wow. If this isn't a joke, consider me insulted.
Replying to @sid3windr
I'd say it's fine. Enjoy. It's a great book.
RT @HG_101: Buy this issue of Retro Gamer! I wrote the article in the history of Westone
Ok, it's almost 10 o'clock now. Time to get out of bed. And play some Duke 3D!
Speaking of Duke 3D, although I don't agree on all the points, here's a pretty good look at Duke 3D & DNF: http://youtu.be/dBj7RR9_-D0
Replying to @Acantophis3rD
I really like this guy's stuff, even though I don't always agree.
RT @YahtzeeCroshaw: Today's Let's Drown Out was my first video to get blocked on copyright grounds. Is this how being dangerous feels? http…
Played a bit of Manhunter 2: San Francisco this morning. Man, I always loved the background art, but now that I know how difficult it is >
> to draw a background for an AGI game, I appreciate it so much more. So bizarre & beautifully executed.
I want Manhunter 3: London, damn it!
Oh fuck! I totally need to do "the art of Manhunter" video, in the same style as that one Space Quest 3 video!
Replying to @demodulated
Yes. Manhunter 2 ends on a cliffhanger & it also has two posters in the game. One for New York & one for London
RT @BluScreen_Jason: @dosnostalgic Nice to see I am not alone! I was so into Manhunter at one time that I recorded a crappy rap/hiphop song…
RT @danthat: HEY! You there! The Dan and Ben Point and Clicks are still 90% off for a liiiittle bit longer http://store.steampowered.com/app/37400/ Please RT!
Replying to @richardcobbett
Moar cat photos plz
Note to self: next time I'm going out with @GrundislavGames, @tempesttossed & @jess_haskins take the next day off in advance
RT @Bananattack: The story behind Impulse Tracker, by its creator Jeffrey Lim: http://roartindon.blogspot.com/2014/02/20-years-of-impulse-tracker.html and he says he plans to release the s…
Replying to @tempesttossed, @GrundislavGames and @jess_haskins
Hey, I got an extra day off out of it. Bonus! (kind of)
Heard Wreaking Ball for the 1st time last Friday. Man, pop music really took a dive. No wonder they had to get a child star naked to sell it
Replying to @richardcobbett
That's a beautiful kitten. How about the other one?
Replying to @GGBeyond, @lazygamereviews and @PushinUpRoses
I was working on one...
Replying to @BQQuinn
The original is a goddamn masterpiece!
Replying to @GrundislavGames
I'll do it after work. I have to re-orient it, because my phone recorded it sideways
Replying to @jess_haskins, @GrundislavGames and @tempesttossed
Most certainly. I'll take a day off & get properly drunk
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I'm on it. Well happen within the next couple of days
Replying to @BluScreen_Jason
I can say the same about Hollywood films. 21st century started out pretty shitty.
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
It sucks. Everyone knows that. Great graphics though.
Checked out some of Charlie Sheen's fiance's work... Not impressed.
Replying to @GrundislavGames
I don't have the video set to public...
Replying to @GrundislavGames
Another upload coming up...
Ah! Motherfucking youtube!
Ask (or don't) & ye shall receive: @GrundislavGames's award winning air guitar skills (bad sound!):
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10153827015625007&l=4689815493460708400
Haven't seen 12 Monkeys in a while. I should correct that immediately.
Bruce Willis is acting his ass off in 12 Monkeys. Great action hero & a good actor with range. Such a shame that he's apparently an asshole
Replying to @CaptainWabbit
Oh, he's an asshole. Reliable inside sources. Interviews gave nothing to do with this
Replying to @CaptainWabbit
I like to think that it was before he went crazy. Everyone loves Riggs.
RT @ksen_otaku: I'm supporting Kris Asick @Patreon http://www.patreon.com/kasick?rf=69408&ty=2 - Ancient DOS games, balls yeah. That's a good retro game show.
Watching 12 Monkeys depressed the hell out of me. :(
RT @GOGcom: Dragon Lore, only $1.99 today http://j.mp/DragonLoreGEM The Legend Begins in this 1994 Cryo adventure classic! http://t.co/hQ3f5Eh…
I'm sick. And I'm at work. How are you doing today? I think it's time for #MorningDOSTalk!
Seeing how there's a GOG deal on Dragon Lore, I think it would appropriate to talk about Cryo. #MorningDOSTalk
It's rather easy to bash Cryo because, well, most of their releases were shit, but what about Cryo games that you actually liked?
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic They were perpetually caught between Arrakis and a hard place. That hard place being accepting they were …
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic The plural is not required there.
RT @JohannAffendy: @dosnostalgic i liked lost eden. Pretty engaging story.
Yes, Dune is a great game & their only release that's accepted as a classic. For good reasons. #MorningDOSTalk
RT @dramaticchipmnk: @dosnostalgic Come on now, who didn't think of Lance Boyle as a creepy uncle? I thoroughly enjoyed the first Megarace …
RT @AveTory: @dosnostalgic KGB is a well-written, well-though game that caught the USSR spirit. One day I will finish it...
I actually happen to think that Dragon Lore is a pretty decent game as well. It's a shame that its graphics are so frightening
It's pre-Cryo, but Captain Blood is a damn fine game as well #MorningDOSTalk
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic Megarace is a favorite "bad" game of mine, and other than Dune, haven't played their other offerings. #MorningDO…
RT @ThatTomHall: Happy Birthday, original RISE OF THE TRIAD!
It's 20th anniversary of Rise of the Triad: Dark War! I made this little tribute music video a while back: http://youtu.be/LDhhE10uSiU #ROTT
Replying to @RamiSafadi93
I like the idea of that game a lot more than the game itself
Replying to @JoJo_ReloadeD
one day i might do s proper hd version. I hate that youtube murdered it.
RT @HistoryInPics: New York City, ca. 1958
Dear New York, it's time to fucking warm up a little, don't you think?
Replying to @demodulated
Meh
RT @ThatKevinSmith: When my daughter Harley was born, my friend Dave Mandel commissioned this piece from Bruce Timm. It… http://t.co/PJeXyP…
RT @GOGcom: Doomdark's Revenge, only $5.99 http://j.mp/DoomdarkGOG Originally released in 1985! How old were you then?
More FMV and titties are coming to ScummVM! Voyeur support added in the current build: http://scummvm.org/downloads/#daily
I hope Voyeur 2 gets added as well. It has more breast AND man-ass!
RT @lazygamereviews: As a fan of both miniatures and computers, this is just too cool.
Oh man, that "Art of Manhunter" video will take longer than I thought...
What do I want to do with Manhunter again? Well, here's that Space Quest 3 video that I love: http://youtu.be/1QPVfGq19f8
It looks like it's Turbo C time...
When was the last time YOU touched this?
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I never learned C.
RT @BaudBand: @dosnostalgic used Turbo C 3.0 for an 8088<->Win7 project last year. Loved it.
Man, I'm too sick today to do this. Will continue tomorrow.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Thank you. I got this. I just need to figure out what version of the compiler to use to edit the code from 16 years ago...
A little treat for a sick Russian.
Holy shit! Ti West has a very interesting take on Psycho '98: http://youtu.be/mnMPY-6m_gQ
Replying to @Metwinge
Why it's caviar of course!
If u missed GOG giveaway: RT @GhostMutt: I've got a free code for GOG Dungeon Keeper Gold if one of your fine followers is interested
RT @gnomeslair: I sincerely hope that @richardcobbett's Hopkins FBI video Crapshoot is as relaxing as it sounds http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/02/15/saturday-crapshoot-live-v-tonight/
RT @lazygamereviews: Well. I've just bought my first Soviet Russian computer: an Орель БК-08 (Orel BK-08), basically a ZX Spectrum clone. h…
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Damn, this one looks great. I had the more popular Delta-C that didn't look as good.
RT @AveTory: Pussy Riot arrested in Sochi, once again.
Games were a lot more hardcore back in the day. Today's #MorningDOSTalk is all about games that were too confusing or complicated to play
Were there games that confused you to the point where you couldn't play anymore? Any games that were too involved? Tell me! #MorningDOSTalk
RT @dramaticchipmnk: @dosnostalgic Infocom's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Damn you, Babel fish fail condition!
RT @evilmiera: @dosnostalgic Same here, I really wanna enjoy Privateer, but can't to this day. Also Darklands.
RT @Resulka: @dosnostalgic I couldn't work out how Jack the Ripper from 1995 even works! People just keep showing up & telling me I ain't d…
RT @HistoryInPics: World's 1st streaker, at a rugby match between England and France. He got a £10 fine, but he also won a £10 bet, 1974 ht…
RT @RT_com: WATCH LIVE: #Kiev police storm protesters' barricades, violent clashes erupt http://on.rt.com/ldo1v9
Finally finished Mechner's Prince of Persia journals last night. Now THAT was great, unlike the Karateka ones. Highly recommended.
Interestingly, in the end while still in 1992 it shows you the beginnings of what eventually became The Last Express. I want THOSE journals!
Replying to @demodulated
PoP made me forgive the whiny teenager that I got to meet in Karateka journals. I really want The Last Express ones now
RT @bjwanlund: @dosnostalgic I hate to admit this but I got horribly lost in MI1 right after you talk to the important looking pirates #Mor…
I'm NOT the world's biggest fan of The Last Express, but if you like adventure games and/or games that take risks, you should buy it.
It's a great thing that The Last Express is now available on a whole bunch of platforms. However, I still doubt it's getting recognition.
Replying to @demodulated
You probably were
Replying to @lazygamereviews
In case with Spectrums, most Soviet machines were 100% clones. The rom was copied exactly.
Replying to @lazygamereviews
That's pretty cool. Mine came with a tape that loaded additional character set. But, honestly, nothing ever required it.
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Whatever the Russian antennae connector was. Soviet color tvs worked in SECAM, not PAL.
RT @brendanl79: @dosnostalgic life and death (surgery sim). freaking appendectomies
Replying to @Fistipuffs
Don't you have internets for that?
RT @Brakywaki: @dosnostalgic Well, Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge has been my personal torment for at least a decade. That game is just …
RT @RamiSafadi93: @dosnostalgic Skyroads, man that game is so hard but so addicting. It has some awesome music to it too. There was one lev…
Replying to @bocha_himself and @lazygamereviews
Viva la France! #PassLeFromageComrade
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Transarctica. Well, anything by Silmarils, really. Fuckin' maniacs.
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic Oh, man. Red. Storm. Rising. Seriously?!? Read the book (and HFRO) in 6th grade and loved it, but this game...
RT @CGOApps: @dosnostalgic I -love- submarine games and most simulators, but the level of complexity was just too much in '89 for me. #Mor…
Got a letter from distributo: "This product must be removed from the shelves and DESTROYED." Wow. Must be some heavy shit.
@WhatSayYouPod @BQQuinn @SalVulcano Can we please see Sal's hostage pants photo? Pretty please?
RT @grumpygamer: It's all about how story and puzzles intertwine and flow. Random puzzles stuck on a story is not an adventure game.
RT @Scream_Factory: Sam Raimi's DARKMAN COLLECTORS EDITION w/ new interview w/@Iiamneeson is now on Blu-ray! Order http://www.shoutfactory.com/screamfactory h…
@AveTory "a good blockbuster-thriller-fantasy film in the best traditions of Hollywood filmmaking" Ahahahahagahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Replying to @ReturnOfTheJ0DI
I hate to do this, but it's #NotDOS
Replying to @AveTory
I watched that movie mutate from one project into another for a decade now. In a true Hollywood style.
Replying to @AveTory
I'll watch it. Hopefully in 3D. But something tells me it's gonna be good looking garbage.
What is life?
What is our fate?
Is there a Heaven and Hell?
Do we reincarnate?
Is mankind evolving,
or is it too late?
Well, tonight, here's "The Meaning of Life".
Replying to @NRasool and @AveTory
He isn't. He's an amateur poet.
Replying to @AveTory and @NRasool
I'm also a baptised Russian Orthodox, but I'm also a Jew, re-baptised Mormon & currently identifying as an Atheist. XD
I got chills, they're multiplying... ugh, hate being sick
Replying to @Resulka
I said I was sick, not approaching elderly age...
Replying to @Resulka
I just got mine. With a poster. This is like the fifth time I'm buying this movie.
Replying to @Resulka
Mine would be VHS, DVD, another DVD (box with 2 sequels), HDDVD & now the 2014 blu-ray. & it's not even 1 of my favorite movies!
Replying to @AveTory and @NRasool
My mother joined the first wave of Russian Mormons. I was baptised at 8. Went to church every Sunday most of my life.
Replying to @AveTory and @NRasool
Fastest growing religion, my friend
Watching @richardcobbett's playthrough of Hopkins FBI. Such a pile of shit...
What Is the worst Arkanoid game you've played, @richardcobbett?
If anyone is interested, this archive contains ALL background art from both Manhunter games (doubled res. png): http://dosnostalgia.com/files/manhunter_art.zip
Replying to @JohannAffendy
Manhunter 2: San Francisco (Sierra, 1989)
"Nine Princes in Amber" is basically a Russian Hopkins FBI, only worse...
Haha! Maybe that Art of Manhunter video won't be as much of a pain in the ass as I thought!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
You haven't seen it in motion...
AH! Motherfucking Handbrake! >:(
I need a new computer so I don't have to juggle a video file 3 times between 2 encoders and spend half hour on a file that's 1 min long...
Replying to @Resulka
Dat ass!
Replying to @Resulka
So this is a story about a scared girl who's about to investigate mysterious noises coming from a very dark room upstairs, right?
Winged freak... Terrorizes? Wait till they get a load of me!
So here's a test for the Manhunter video: http://youtu.be/avD0eWKhe7o Check it out. Too fast? Too slow? Let me know!
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg
This: http://youtu.be/1QPVfGq19f8
Replying to @Resulka and @GeorgeQGreg
Me too! But for AGI only Manhunter seems to be really appropriate.
Replying to @GeorgeQGreg and @Resulka
All AGI and SCI0 games used vector graphics. With AGI it was to save memory. With SCI it was... Idk. Habit?
RT @AmayirotAkago: Gandalf? Is that you? #DeathGate
RT @TorbenFrost: Grim Fandango - now as a point-and-click game! #VastImprovements
http://mixnmojo.com/news/Grim-Fandango-With-Full-Point-And-Click-Mouse-Control #fb
4th day without caffeine. I have a lot more energy later in the day, but I'm ready to pass out after lunch. Also staying up past 1. No bueno
Replying to @TheChopper1209
I do this every year or so in an attempt to get my body less dependent on it. I'll start having it again soon.
I felt kind of shitty, but now that Axel F is playing on the radio at work, my day is slightly better.
Replying to @TheChopper1209
I'm doing this so I don't have to consume 300mg of it daily. After I kick it, I can get a lower dose with the same result.
There once was a Manhunter from New York,
Who took a wrong turn in the park.
He stepped on a mine,
He should have read the sign,
Now he is scattered from dusk to dark.
I'm sorry, I'm still recovering from looking at Manhunter's art assets for several hours last night.
My challenge now is picking just 10-15 backgrounds to feature on the Manhunter video. But they are all so juicy!
Wanna help me out? Grab ALL Manhunter 1 & 2 backgrounds in one archive: http://dosnostalgia.com/files/manhunter_art.zip Pick a few favorites, let me know!
RT @stevesilberman: This is one of the most apocalyptic photos I've ever seen in the news. From Kiev. http://goo.gl/Q6Vh3R http://t.co/ZQ…
New Wolfenstein comes with a DOOM 4 beta???
Replying to @terrycavanagh
Awwwwwwww!
@ArtfulGamer so, are we still doing the #vbdosjam?
Replying to @kbenoit
Amazon or eBay
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I thought we settled on the next week? That'll give us a few days to prepare & organize the whole thing
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I'll shoot you an email tonight
Well guys, a new cell phone policy at work will be preventing me from running #MorningDOSTalk.
BUT #MorningDOSTalk was never about be, it has always been yours. So if you ever feel like starting your own one day, go for it!
And if I can, I'll chime in with a comment or a retweet. Long live #MorningDOSTalk!
I see an #EveningDOSTalk in my future...
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
That's the case
So what I'm saying is that there better be a fucking #MorningDOSTalk going on tomorrow morning!
Replying to @PrinceOfBrains
Last James Gunn superhero movie had Ellen Page raping a guy, so I'm looking forward to this one
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Bad Mojo ftw!
Replying to @AveTory
I breathe clouds beneath my windows, I seee rockets in the skyyy, I feeeel satellites in limbo! I breathe oxygen up high!
Replying to @AveTory
Americans know Obsession. Even the tamer version of the music video was made. It wasn't a hit though.
RT @PushinUpRoses: Pajama Sam: No Need to Hide When it's Dark Outside [PC - Windows]: http://youtu.be/5i84i-VFnzk?a via @YouTube
RT @Cavalorn: A chorus of floppy disk drives plays 'Tainted Love'. Video does the rounds. Marc Almond sees it & RECORDS VOCALS. https://t.c…
Putting this one together will be easy, but I'll have to go through a TON of AdLib music to put under this one...
Hmmm.... Frank Klepacki might fit this...
It's coming!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Yes...
And now a moment of silence for THOUSANDS of frames lost when converting to 30 fps...
The way my computer sounds when rendering a video, you'd think it's about to take off any second.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Which one in the series is your favorite?
The incredible, weird, grotesque (and sometimes gruesome) art of Manhunter. New video here: http://youtu.be/W964d6G7LzA
If you missed it at 1 in the morning, here's the Art of Manhunter video: http://youtu.be/W964d6G7LzA
Replying to @AveTory
I actually listen to this one. Classic punk rock style.
Replying to @demodulated
I'll tell you when I get off work :)
Replying to @PrinceOfBrains
I can recommend Magix Movie Edit Pro as a very CHEAP, yet functional program. It's not perfect though.
If after the Manhunter video you feel inspired to try yourself out in AGI art, here's the latest version of Picedit http://www.agifans.com/picedit
Sierra AGI graphics tools are VERY limited. You'll see what I mean when u try to use the pen tool. Or realize that flood fill works only 1ce
Replying to @demodulated and @ArtfulGamer
NES version is the shit! So many amazing evenings with friends & alcohol...
I should have included at least one corpse from Manhunter 2. Damn it!
Replying to @PrinceOfBrains
Yes
Replying to @PrinceOfBrains
Well, it works for me, doesn't it?
Replying to @AveTory
Yikes. He kicks ass for the Lord!
RT @MaximEristavi: New Ukraine's insane reality RT @michaelhayes: Crazy before-and-after pic of Kiev via @reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ydjc9/before_after_kievs_independence_square_ukraine/ htt…
RT @Polygon: Gobliiins Trilogy hits Android for $2.99 http://sbn.to/1jSN7nb
My God, Ukraine has turned into a real war zone.
The install file for Android Goblins trilogy is 330 megs. Was this really necessary?
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
I figured. I hope I have a choice to play the original versions.
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Android Gobliiins Trilogy is based on the CD versions! Fuuuuuuuuuuck! #disappointed
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
Nope :(
The gfx looks like it's been thrown together in 5 minutes....
Replying to @brandashmyg
All beautiful music is gone & everyone has an awful voice. Ruins it. Gob 1 cd is superior though.
Replying to @evilmiera
What was wrong with old loading screens?
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
can't find a setting to turn on the new "touch" interface either
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
I take it they didn't consult you on any of this?
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
good point, I guess. But honestly this could have been done a lot better.
So... the new "touch" interface is what exactly? #Gobliiins #Android #DotEmu
Here's my conclusion after a few brief minutes: Save $3. Get ScummVM, get Gob plugin, play Gob 1 cd & floppy versions of others.
I cannot describe how much I hate CD versions of Goblins 2 & 3 without extreme use of profanity.
Replying to @Worldslayer
I bought that for my phone long time ago. Can't get past the first boss.
RT @lazygamereviews: LGR – Thief – PC Game Review http://fb.me/6slaoaEXy
The new "touch" interface is just a trick for ScummVM. Half-assed too. Using inventory on a regular phone is still a pain in the ass.
RT @videogamedeals: Free copy of Thief Gold for Steam http://ow.ly/tPF4C
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
didn't you get a shot this year?
RT @Gawker: Oh, nothing, you know, just "Eye of the Tiger" played on a dot-matrix printer. http://gaw.kr/JtUUqza
Replying to @AgustinCordes and @ArtfulGamer
We'll all get soooooo drunk!
RT @Metropolis2010: The real GIORGIO MORODER has asked "Do you own my version of 'Metropolis' on DVD or Blu-ray? https://www.facebook.com/GiorgioMoroderOfficial/photos/a.132011813543769.32971.108533245891626/590977344313878/?type=1&theater
Replying to @AgustinCordes and @ArtfulGamer
I meant next year... :,(
Replying to @AgustinCordes and @ArtfulGamer
No one can unfuck me...
Humble Weekly Sale has the first Edna & Harvey game in it, which on its own is a good enough reason to grab it! https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly
Replying to @pecet
Haven't played it.
RT @AveTory: @dosnostalgic Oh my God, those titles - Dead Reefs, Aura, Safecracker... Somebody was cleaning his attic.
#ThrowbackThursday Me and @simonpegg, @JefficaHoons and @edgarwright
Oh, man. Going through my old photos...
Now THAT'S a full fridge!
Replying to @AveTory
Really, just now? They have never even had a concert in the US.
Replying to @AveTory
But it's Eurodance! A genre that wasn't even popular in America!
I want my 90s back... http://youtu.be/387PiIvJT4s
Replying to @Resulka and @AveTory
Aqua was popular EVERYWHERE. Including places where Eurodance didn't do very well. I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world...
Americans sure missed out on Eurodance...
Replying to @AveTory
Ladadadidadoooo left right, right left!
My eurodance playlist has 411 tracks in it. Jesus...
We are running to the railroad track
Run along with Captain Jack
Badeedado badeedado, run along with Captain Jack
Replying to @Resulka and @AveTory
My oh My is my favorite. I even like their reunion song Back to the 80s a bunch.
RT @DeployDiagnose: @dosnostalgic I'll give you 90s! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWcBk7Pr250
Replying to @DeployDiagnose
Fuck me! XD
Replying to @JohannAffendy
You have obviously missed out http://youtu.be/ZIYF9exhm-Q
Alright, it looks like it's an unscheduled alcohol + 90s night at Casa de Anatoly...
Hahahaha! My eurodance playlist is 30 and a half hours long!!!
Replying to @AveTory
I honestly don't even think I handle over an hour of pure eurodance. I'll need to switch it up a bit.
FUCK. YES! http://youtu.be/FT54djnzMQw
While I'm getting progressively drunker, a very sober @ArtfulGamer is organizing #vbdosjam. What a guy!
Replying to @AveTory
The style changes over 20 years quite a lot.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I don't drink beer...
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @expectproblems
Wait, what? I thought we settled on the actual next week? I'm busy tomorrow and saturday!
If you don't like drunk tweets, 90s music tweets, angry movie tweets or A LOT of gushing over DOS games - your chance to unfollow is NOW!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @expectproblems
I was thinking 23rd - 1st. you know, an actual week.
RT @Brakywaki: @dosnostalgic Sounds like my cue to stay tuned to your Twitter feed all night!
Replying to @expectproblems and @ArtfulGamer
I was planning on doing my own. Didn't anticipate things getting this complicated...
Alas poor Yorick...
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @expectproblems
Fuck yeah. I'm actually planning to use my code for a future project, if it will all turn out ok.
Replying to @expectproblems and @ArtfulGamer
VBDOS comes with a very nice interactive tutorial. And it's not like the one for Windows. A lot like QuickBasic
Replying to @expectproblems and @ArtfulGamer
I guess I have an advantage, since I prefer to mostly work with basic-like languages to this day
Replying to @Fistipuffs
It was a thing a couple of years ago. All handpainted. I'm missing one. My friend just recently got all three. Decent tequila 2
ACE. OF. BASE, motherfuckers!!!!
Replying to @demodulated, @ArtfulGamer and @HenrySmola
FUCKING ERIC THE UNREADY! Play it NOW!
Reached into my closet and grabbed a handful of CDs. Ahahahahahahaha!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I'm hard
Replying to @HenrySmola
It's deeper in the closet!
Replying to @domcom360
Dreamland by Black Box. A great album.
Replying to @HenrySmola
Why no props for Black Box?
Replying to @HenrySmola
WHAAAAAAT? http://youtu.be/vR54Qr33DXs
You used to listen to this and you fucking loved it! ADMIT IT! http://youtu.be/Pav2f4b-1ZE
Yes...
A quick bit of trivia - The Real McCoy's Runaway had to be re-recorded for the american release to avoid a potential lawsuit. My speculation
Another Night (Real McCoy) and This is Your Night (Amber) sound like they've been produced on the same hardware with the same settings.
That I'm Blue Daboodeedaboodayee song is actually not so bad if it wasn't for the goddamn vocals...
Replying to @AveTory
NO! Don't do it to me tonight!
Replying to @AveTory
LOL. That's Рыжов for you :)
Replying to @demodulated and @HenrySmola
Beat you to it, buddy! How about Everybody, Everybody then? http://youtu.be/18N2k1TBBRE
Replying to @HenrySmola and @demodulated
Nope. Huge hits. Still play on all the 90s stations in the country. Used in movies. Like Cool as Ice....
Replying to @demodulated and @HenrySmola
And Maabus trailer. But it was a bit hit where I was from.
Replying to @HenrySmola and @demodulated
You don't have to raise me SHIT by the way...
Replying to @HenrySmola and @demodulated
Mostly because they were all lies.
Replying to @HenrySmola and @demodulated
That's a playlist I'm currently listening to.
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
It's awful. But watching Iron Man 3 recently made me appreciate it more because I haven't heard it in a while.
Replying to @HenrySmola and @demodulated
Nope. Was it one of those shit shareware/freeware collections?
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
It's Shane Black. The movie opens on Christmas of 1999. Because, you know... Shane Black!
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
You need The Last Boy Scout and Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang then.
Seriously. I want my 90s back: http://youtu.be/rP4yGh3ODrc
Replying to @demodulated
It's an amazing track. Makes me miss drugs a little bit.
The original version Rhythm is a Dancer is superb. None of that "serious as cancer" shit.
Replying to @demodulated
God. I can only imagine...
Replying to @demodulated
It's a good combo though. Gives you enough time to rest to prepare for the chorus. I fucking love it.
Replying to @demodulated
WOW!
RT @AveTory: Oh my God! MTV is owned by a 90-year old man. This explains a lot.
1999. Anyone else remember this one? http://youtu.be/VYFdg44SWNA
Replying to @demodulated
I was thinking of one for a long time, but it all turns into something very cheesy. I don't know if it's even possible.
Replying to @demodulated
A great track that got ripped off a million times in the early 2000s. I think it was a minor hit in Europe. Forgotten now.
Replying to @demodulated
I like Scooter, remember? Not an original line/cue in 20 years :)
You've got to show me love...
@demodulated I just remembered that you asked me how I did that Manhunter video! ahahahahahahaha!
Replying to @demodulated
LOL. Well, this was the easiest video I've ever made!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @demodulated
It's very tough to do without waxing nostalgic or turning ideological. Like making a video game version of Groove.
Russia. Year 2000. "Cops! Hide the pills!" Yes, really. http://youtu.be/uV9LcJsjGOo
Replying to @AveTory
Erm... Shamil Basaev?
Replying to @AveTory
Oh. That's not 90s. It was cute as a Beastie Boys rip off, but nothing more.
Replying to @AveTory
In case you didn't know, THIS is the first hit by Чугунный Скороход that I know of: http://youtu.be/7aIhHcmyNeM
Replying to @AveTory
Didn't know that. But then I didn't care much about them, Русский Размер or any others past 2000.
Replying to @AveTory
isn't it funny how THAT was the topic for a popular dance song? %) Those times are long gone. Russia in the 90s was a strange place
Russia. Year 1998. THE biggest dance hit of the year. Ruki Vverh - Kroshka Moya: http://youtu.be/rfqevvi10oY
The later Ruki Vverh song "Pesenka" got covered by ATC as "the La-la-la song" and became an international hit! http://youtu.be/XsrklSlDA7w
Replying to @expectproblems
GTA 4 had quite a lot of Russian pop songs in it. I've only seen it at a friend's and can't vouch for the quality.
The 1994 Paul van Dyk's version of For An Angel http://youtu.be/yfRq3j2tvxY Great track that lasted a few years. This version FEELS like 90s.
When I've seen Paul van Dyk last time, a few years ago, he put on Digweed's Heaven Scent at 5 am and my brain nearly exploded!
Replying to @AveTory
This was a bigger hit.
Replying to @AveTory
I don't think Balabanov ever cared about others' feelings. It had more to do with where the money came from.
RT @retrowaretv: Ooo stealthy! @LazyGameReviews looks at the PC game, Thief: The Dark Project http://retrowaretv.com/lgr-thief-pc-game-review/
If you haven't played Thief: The Dark Project and Thief 2: The Metal Age, I'm sorry, but you're an asshole. http://www.gog.com
Replying to @AveTory
I'm going through my Двигай Попой collection right now. Oh, dear God...
Replying to @AveTory
There were different audiences to please. Brat 2 was definitely sponsored by others. The advertising campaign was MASSIVE.
Replying to @AveTory
I'm onto Сектор Газа remix by DJ Крот. Oh, man...
That's how Russian suburbs used to fucking party!: http://youtu.be/9-gkRMkKC1E #DiskotekaAvariya
Replying to @AveTory
Really? Everyone I knew bought that tape! And the soundtrack!
Replying to @demodulated
It's amazing. He didn't do it when I saw him a couple of years ago :(
Replying to @AveTory
I liked it. Of course, as years went by I now realize how commercial it was. Unlike the first, which is as pure as it gets.
Replying to @Fistipuffs
Fuck yeah! I'm doing the ultimate combo = tequila + energy drinks.
I guess I'm moving onto The Prodigy. Oh my God, it's da funky shit! http://youtu.be/fc07IVuw61o
Replying to @AveTory
Haha! Well, at least there's that. XD
Replying to @AveTory
I have been going through a lot of fansubs for Brat, because I want to show it to some of my friends.
Replying to @AveTory
Honestly, I think I might end up doing my own. It's a tough flick to translate. So Russian.
Replying to @Fistipuffs
My condolences.
Replying to @AveTory
No. It's other things that never come through in the dialogue. I want to show them Russia that I grew up in.
Fuck. Now I'm drunk enough to switch to classic Russian rock. This happens all the time!
Replying to @AveTory
What different Russia? I grew up in Russia depicted in Brat 1. That was it.
"The Prince of Silence" by Nautilus Pompilious. 1988. A vinyl that shaped my childhood
Replying to @AveTory
I guess. I grew up on the streets depicted in Жмурки %)
Replying to @AveTory
Кто в Москве не бывал, красоты не видал.
Replying to @AveTory
Не тот счастлив, у кого добра полна, а тот у кого жена верна.
Replying to @AveTory
With Balabanov it's mostly the first Brat for me. with Rogozhkin it's mostly the National Finishing :)
Replying to @AveTory
Damn. Do you ever sleep?
Replying to @AveTory
It's 11 here now & I'm watching Brat 2. Fuck it.
Replying to @AveTory
Too bad that it doesn't have a good HD restoration like the first film
Replying to @chapurov
Скоро всей вашей Америке кирдык. Мы вам всем козью рожу-ту утроим.
Replying to @chapurov
Что так рано в Твиттере?
Ту-ла-ла ту-ла-ла, ту-ту-ту-лула. В голове моей замкнуло лааа-лааа.
Replying to @chapurov
Понял. Бывает. А у меня почти полночь. Пьяный. Брат 2 смотрю.
Replying to @chapurov
Скайп есть на работе?
Replying to @chapurov
Ой. Аськи уже сто лет нет. А Скайп стоит.
Replying to @chapurov
Качаю дистрибутив. 37 мегабайт? Разрослась тётя Ася!
Installing ICQ for the first time in YEARS...
RT @PushinUpRoses: RT if DOS games.
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
Second one is the best and you should buy it and redeem youself
Woke up to @expectproblems wrestling with Visual Basic for DOS. The #vbdosjam is off to a good start.
I'm only 36 pages into The Disaster Artist (the book about The Room) and it's already fascinating beyond belief!
Replying to @expectproblems
You can always throw in just pure basic if you need some real action. Check out the torus example.
Replying to @expectproblems
Although the idea is to use the gui as much as possible, of course.
Replying to @expectproblems
The editor is surprisingly good for something that's essentially just sitting on top of a later version of QuickBasic.
Replying to @expectproblems
Yeah, I'm sticking to pretty much the same. If I have time I'll throw in a title screen & maybe some AdLib music.
Replying to @expectproblems
No idea. Haven't touch the shit in years. Although you might not be able to define an array in a sub
Replying to @expectproblems
I think that should work. That's strange.
Replying to @expectproblems
Quick Google search: " Arrays in QuickBASIC 4.5 and QBASIC are limited to 32767 elements"
Yes, I got so drunk I had an ICQ conversion last night. Get off my ass.
Replying to @expectproblems
also remember that you're limited to just the basic memory.
Replying to @expectproblems
Yeah, that's what you think. Your project seems a lot more ambitious than what I thought people would attempt.
Replying to @expectproblems
Oh man. I'm looking forward to this.
Replying to @expectproblems
mid$()
Replying to @expectproblems
The power of qbasic :)
Going through my tweets from last night. My god. BUT this HAS TO be the best thing I've ever created while drunk:
Replying to @AveTory
This program has been brought to you by alcohol.
Replying to @AveTory
If only I could program and/or edit videos while drunk...
Replying to @demodulated and @ArtfulGamer
Erm. I don't think I have much to add really...
Replying to @demodulated and @ArtfulGamer
Well. How about this then: You guys figure out what kind of project you want to do & then I can asses if >
Replying to @demodulated and @ArtfulGamer
> you can benefit from my limited skills.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer and @demodulated
Yeah, I have my ideas too. We need to Google hangout sometime soon-ish.
RT @EmericThoa: Eric Chahi improving Another World on the tool he made 25 years ago. The editor is crazy, kinda Flash, in assembleur! http:…
RT @POStudios: @mrm0ok We're currently working with @jensen_jane on the 20th Anniversary Edition of #GabrielKnight. #GK20th http://t.co/kqL…
Was there ever any doubt that the Genesis version of Aladdin was an awesome platformer? It's a David Perry 2D game after all #Shiny
So by extension the DOS port of the Genesis version of Aladdin is also pretty damn good. Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa...
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
The French. Frederick Raynal also looks almost exactly like he used to. :)
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
I thought it was all the cheese, wine, cigarettes and fucking, pardon my French
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
SEE WHAT I DID THERE???
The French made so many cool DOS games. #VivaLaFrance
Replying to @Vokabre
Why? I'm not familiar with the Amiga hardware, but I was always under impression that it was a very graphically robust machine.
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
Says a married man to two single hermits.
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
All joking aside, I just got a girl's number yesterday & now I have #vbdosjam, your project and GDC after that...
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
I won't have any personal time in March at all!
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
I do like Swiss cheese though.
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
I also have my own project and all that. The number is USELESS! XD
Replying to @HG_101
I'd back ya.
Replying to @demodulated and @AveTory
Yeah, man. Fly out here again. I'll hook you up with girls I have no time for.
Game Maker Studio Pro is on sale got $35 again. Get it if you want to try game development. Good for quick prototypes and full games too.
I was not impressed by Game Maker years ago when I first saw it, but now it had evolved a lot & people made some AMAZING games with it.
Replying to @AveTory and @demodulated
A real man stands by his cheese
RT @Criterion: Polanski frames a shot for REPULSION on the streets of London: http://ow.ly/tRKeZ
Replying to @AmayirotAkago and @ArtfulGamer
It was nice to actually get a professional cast during the time when we usually got office employees.
Replying to @evilmiera
The studio version is currently free! Usually goes for $50.
Did I mention that the Studio Standard version of Game Maker is free for a little while? Save $50! Grab it here: http://www.yoyogames.com/developers/promotions/sale
Replying to @Fistipuffs
I don't know what that means
Replying to @Fistipuffs
I'm still confused...
Watching the Double Fine Amnesia Fortnight 2014 documentary. Man, it looks like @doubleanna knows EXACTLY what kind of game she wants 2 make
So maybe tomorrow is the day I actually go and see the RoboCop remake.
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @ArtfulGamer
Haha! This review is hilarious!
Replying to @Errobc
I'm going in with an open mind, but considering that it's a remake of one of my favorite films that came out of current Hollywood...
Oh, apparently Kansas didn't pass this bill. It was shot down later. Well, maybe there's still hope for humanity after all.
Replying to @TheMorningSongs
Shit like this always makes me think of that Nazi dude from Falling Down.
Oh. So Tommy Wiseau now claims that he wrote The Room as a comedy. YEAH, RIGHT!
RT @TimOfLegend: AF Day 2 Doc is up! Yo-yos, Raz's acting, smooth jazz, turkey wrenches, horse stealing, North Korea! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FtHw4Duz9U
Haha! The NSFW Bundle looks delicious! http://vodo.net/nsfw
Replying to @expectproblems
You still have a whole week. We haven't even started ours yet. You can try out a million other ideas.
Arizona: We reserve the right... to be assholes. Shit like this reminds me of this guy: http://youtu.be/t0-tMiWTEsI
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
Day of the Tentacle and Secret of Monkey Island. I laugh out loud every time I play.
Replying to @bocha_himself
The movie is amazing! Reading this this book right now and it's fucking amazing http://www.amazon.com/The-Disaster-Artist-Inside-Greatest/dp/1451661193/
Replying to @eldifusor
It's amazing! I'm reading the book on it, The Disaster Artist, and I highly recommend it.
Replying to @eldifusor
Hai doggy!
Replying to @eldifusor
I love how all the dialogue fits in about 4 seconds. Did you watch the whole thing?
Wait. So this time around Space Jam 2 is NOT a hoax?
YES! My prayers have been answered! ALL I NEEDED IN THIS LIFE IS A SPACE JAM SEQUEL!
Replying to @eldifusor
It gets even better with repeated viewings, trust me. I almost wish the wasn't a book because it actually explains everything.
Replying to @eldifusor
Oh yes. I think it transcends being "bad" and becomes something else. There's nothing else like it out there. There will never be
Replying to @eldifusor
I remember that after the first time I saw it, I couldn't stop thinking about it for months!
Replying to @eldifusor
I just couldn't comprehend how can something like this exist. What process was involved in creating it? All these questions.
Replying to @rafalevelsup and @eldifusor
Anyway, how's your sex life?
Replying to @eldifusor
I can highly recommend this podcast featuring Greg Sestero (Mark) to make you question it even more: http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-room-directors-edition/
RT @richardcobbett: In this week's Crap Shoot, MUSIC IS THE WEAPON! Luckily, Weapon 2 is a gun. It's Revolution X, featuring Aerosmith. htt…
RT @HistoryInPics: NYPD mugshot of David Bowie, arrested for possession of marijuana. ca. March 1976.
RT @ashtonraze: All I can say is if your marriage gets damaged because same-sex couples can marry, your marriage fucking sucks.
Argh! Pump Up The Jam is NOT a 90s song! >:(
Replying to @AveTory
Americans won't rebel against anything. This government won.
#vbdosjam 2014 starts tomorrow. Be there. http://vbdosjam.com
Replying to @AveTory
That's because they haven't eaten anything for a while at that point. America keeps feeding their people with shit just for that.
Replying to @Worldslayer
Civilization
Replying to @AveTory
People don't know what that means!
We used to be hunters-gatherers, now we only gather tv remotes & hunt for a bag of chips on the other end of the couch.
Replying to @Worldslayer
No idea. Strategy games aren't really my thing
RT @MrRetrodude: @dosnostalgic Ha! Shows what you know. I gather bags of chips and hunt for TV remotes INSIDE the couch! Totally different,…
Replying to @richardcobbett
That's too involved #IHateToMoveMyArms
Replying to @richardcobbett
and Kinect won't take a bag of chips away from you
Replying to @AveTory
I have no idea what Americans you have been talking to. Although things got a lot worse only recently.
Replying to @lloydkaufman
Harvey Weinstein's Asshole?
Replying to @demodulated
Must be a Canadian thing
Went into a theater to see RoboCop, but ended up buying a ticket to the Lego movie.
I know I'm a bit late to this party, but Lego Movie is pretty damn good! :D
RT @lazygamereviews: "Whew, Sierra!"
RT @gnomeslair: Something on feelies http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/issues/issue_62/365-Feelies
RT @bocha_himself: Кажется, мне снился Redneck Rampage, а ведь я, если подумать, почти не помню, как он выглядит. К чему бы это? Где мой со…
It's the first day of the #vbdosjam week! Grab your install disks, warm up your DosBox. Make whatever the fuck you want. Just do it!
The last tweet is not affiliated with Nike. #PleaseDontSue
Keep your eye on http://vbdosjam.com #vbdosjam
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Don't worry. I'm really surprised that we're actually sticking to that in the first place :)
I also would like take this moment to acknowledge the fact that @ArtfulGamer is the one making #vbdosjam happen. I only made a stupid joke.
I need to finally learn not to propose ridiculous ideas on Twitter. Somehow they always end up turning into real projects.
Replying to @AveTory
is that like the royal "we" or something?
Replying to @AveTory
I don't know if I should make some kind of a snide remark here or actually explain it to you...
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Oh, man. Sorry to hear that. The jam can wait, of course. Do what you have to.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Dude, no worries. I'm sure all four participants can wait a bit. Again, I'm surprised we're actually doing it at all
While waiting for #vbdosjam, why not try actually installing VB 1.0 for DOS & try dealing with the same shit @expectproblems went through?
RT @umbshow: Episode 46 is out! This time I talk news, emails and then play an old Treks in Sci Fi where I discuss old Trek games
http://t.…
RT @TorbenFrost: Woah! Mindfuck! RT @zaphodgjd RT @Sci_Phile Seriously, if I ever find this spacetime carpet I am buying out the store http…
RT @YahtzeeCroshaw: Here we learn why @gabrielenguard and I have never attempted to live together http://youtu.be/Y-sO5HOT_RI
Blah blah blah blah blah blah http://COMMAND.COM
RT @HenrySmola: .@dosnostalgic The other day I was recollecting fondly of having to manually edit my AUTOEXEC.BAT file. The good old days.
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic I always thought dos=high,umb sounded faintly insulting.
Replying to @AgustinCordes
Dude, the one with Nic Cage is AMAZING. On a different level, but still amazing nonetheless.
RT @DeployDiagnose: @dosnostalgic gobbledy gobbledy gobbledy gobbledy DOS4GW.EXE
Replying to @AgustinCordes
No what?
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy and @AgustinCordes
You guys have no soul...
RT @HG_101: Anyone know about the late 90s/early 00s adventure game Necrobius? Not sure if it was ever released beyond a demo: http://t.co/…
Grits or GTFO!
A rather dark music video for this modern British Rhythm is a Dancer & Rhythm of the Night mashup: http://youtu.be/ZCTDKLjdok4 #confused
Owl
Replying to @ReturnOfTheJ0DI
Nah. My owls don't talk. They wear different hats and get drunk on occasion.
Replying to @ReturnOfTheJ0DI
Oh yeah. It was a good idea. But I never finished that game...
Replying to @richardcobbett
Awwwwwwwwwwwww
I need to get a cat...
RT @Campster: http://youtu.be/kIhEtXPGzgs - Somehow managed to get this out the door just in time... it's Thief (1998)!
I fucking love @Campster's videos!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I can't... :(
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My roommate is allergic
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I would too...
Replying to @demodulated
Oh stop it
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In my country no one keeps cat litter boxes full. You clean them as soon as you can. No smell.
- Are you gangsters?
- No, we are Russians.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
You don't own Thief 2 yet? Buy it, motherfucker, BUY IT! http://www.gog.com/game/thief_2_the_metal_age It's a perfect game!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Wanna do one?
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Yeah, let me know when you're available. And what you'd like to talk about
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Sounds good.
RT @AmayirotAkago: Day 269: Death Gate http://wp.me/p2Yg8W-ca
RT @Ptraci: Ask me about Loom #badge #loom #adventure http://instagram.com/p/kzIj3mjn9H/
Replying to @gnomeslair
Bought it day one mostly for that 70s doc. Didn't have time to check it out yet.
RT @GOGcom: Carmageddon 1 + 2 Bundle, only $5.98 http://j.mp/Carma12GEM The ultimate stress relief pack 70% off today! http://t.co/EnfKaBI2…
RT @AveTory: Fucking bastards. Waited till the Olympics is over and imprisoned protesters for 2.6-4 years. "Threw a lemon into police offic…
Replying to @gnomeslair
Oh yeah! I forgot about that one!
Replying to @ben_304, @richardcobbett, @gnomeslair, @demodulated, @ArtfulGamer and @AgustinCordes
What a delightful sausagefest!
@demodulated @ArtfulGamer artfulga so when's our first project meeting?
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I'm interested in discussing the gameplay flow. I was working on a similar project last year & couldn't figure
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it out, so I'm looking forward to brainstorming that together.
RT @jamiesmart: Hey here's a comic about your exciting new project.
Haha! My guilty #1 pleasure is Lethal Tender. Pie in the Sky, 1993. http://www.mobygames.com/game/lethal-tender #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
They'll never fire me. That's not why i have to go by the rules
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Pie in the Sky made the "best" DOS fps creator. Hundreds of shitty games.
My guilty pleasure #2 is Phantasmagoria 2. Because it's FUN! http://youtu.be/EUmdVgSakb8 #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @goffmog
But I like Rex Nebular!
RT @RamiSafadi93: @dosnostalgic Ken's Labyrinth was my guilty pleasure. Everyone in my family hated that game but I love it. It had some aw…
My guilty pleasure #3: any unpopular game by Coktel Vision #MorningDOSTalk
Yes. And Inca 2. And Urban Runner... RT @OhWowHeyHo: Even Fascination? :-/
Fascination is hardly Coktel's worst game
RIP Harold Ramis, Egon Spengler himself. Directed a bunch of great films and wrote even more... Career a size of a big Twinkie.
Idea: An alcohol fueled live stream of Weird Dreams. I take a drink every time I die. Interested? #SupportAlcoholism
RT @CandykillerNews: I made a Blade Runner poster. Bigger version here if you would like to see it in more detail - http://tinyurl.com/nvhndr6 …
RT @robrousseau: Let's say this Twinkie represents how sad I am usually. At this moment it would be a Twinkie the size of the universe http…
Replying to @CGOApps
I'm a professional alcoholic. Have faith.
Replying to @CGOApps
With the exception of VVVVVV and Hotline Miami, I'd agree
And just like this Ghostbusters theme comes on the radio at work...
I hope Ghostbusters 3 gets canned now. At this point it would be disrespectful.
RT @therobotjane: May your next journey be enlightening. Rest well, sweet prince. #RIPHaroldRamis
Ramis probably played a bigger part in writing Ghostbusters than people think. According to Reitman & Landis, Aykroyd screenplays were...
... huge bibles with no coherent storyline and massive unfilmable scenes. Someone had to always come in & piece everything together.
Ghostbusters II (Dynamix/Activision, 1989) #DosGameScreenADay
RT @TimOfLegend: AF doc series Day 3 is up! Methods of touching! Horse balls! Mood mustache! Brad's bag! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSIhZEOXWxU&index=6&list=PLIhLvue17Sd7Y5qXNqV1wDPtdNPjZ-tw0
RT @GBNewsdotcom: This memorial is currently outside of the Ghostbusters firehouse..
Replying to @EleniumSDN
You have? It's not very good...
Replying to @EleniumSDN
I know exactly what you mean :)
RT @reitcatou: Ramis was able to be shockingly funny yet also make everyone around him shine. He was a beautiful part of my childhood and I…
Laundry almost done. Spending the rest of the night watching Ghostbusters.
Groundhog Day is my favorite Ramis film, but I want to watch something with him in it.
They are remaking movies I grew up with, and actors from my childhood die. I'm definitely getting older.
Replying to @Resulka
Not as good as Ghostbusters
Replying to @PushinUpRoses
GO FOR IT! #Enabler
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I'm almost ready to go for a double bill, but then I remember how inferior the second one is.
Replying to @Fistipuffs
It funny hold up anymore for me. I'd rather go for Caddyshack.
Replying to @Resulka
Eh. I'd call it "good". Every time I watch it now, I like it less
Replying to @Fistipuffs
Son of bitch. Shit.
RT @leepetty: Select your Leader screen from @DearLeaderGame protoype. Character art by @LeviRyken
Replying to @richardcobbett and @Resulka
How the hell did you manage that?
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Sad story
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I.loved the cartoon when I was a kid, but not its awful cheapness is too distracting
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That's not too bad. Not as crucial.
Not having Janine hook up with Egon is one of many things Ghostbusters 2 did wrong.
Weird Ghostbusters memory: I once watched it stoned & was legitimately freaked out by the scary parts. And that's why I'm not a stoner.
Ok, this Lambada playing machine in the laundromat is dangerous to people with ADD. I can't fucking concentrate!
RT @reitcatou: Anyone else watching Ghostbusters tonight? #imissegon
Replying to @bocha_himself
Моё детсво постепенно исчезает...
We're ready to believe you.
WE GOT ONE!
Replying to @evilmiera
Lol. Didn't think about that...
RT @garretw5: @BQQuinn
Replying to @demodulated
I'd buy that for a dollar!
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Haha! Now you know how I feel
Replying to @demodulated
I'm almost never embarrassed about what I say. I have (almost) no shame.
RT @bocha_himself: Переписал Поле Чудес Димы Башурова под винду немного изменив правила игры и дав возможность пополнять базу слов и тем ht…
Replying to @bocha_himself
You're the man!
RT @HistoryInPics: Marlon Brando and his cat.
RT @richardcobbett: Stuff like http://www.richardcobbett.com/codex/tomb-raider-a-survivor-is-abridged/ and http://www.richardcobbett.com/the-comedy-of-monkey-island/ and http://www.pcgamer.com/uk/2013/11/09/saturday-crapshoot-lw/ exists because I can just do th…
RT @Criterion: For the next 24 hours, all Blu-rays and DVDs are 50% off at http://Criterion.com/sale with promo code MADFOX http://t.co/wf2HcJ…
There needs to be a Criterion equivalent for a retro game world. I would pay top dollar if the bonus material was worth it.
Why does Criterion have a 50% off sale when I'm trying to save money? WHY???
Now is totally the right time to upgrade my copy of Videodrome to a blu-ray.
RT @DeployDiagnose: @dosnostalgic Holy crap! Space Quest 1+2+3, 60% reduced on http://gog.com
RT @Scream_Factory: THE SHADOW COLLECTOR'S EDITION on Bluray out today. New interview w/@AlecBaldwin himself! http://www.amazon.com/Shadow-Collectors-Blu-ray-Alec-Baldwin/dp/B00FM4S5O2/ref=sr_1_5?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1393350376&sr=1-5&keywords=the+shadow http:/…
Replying to @demodulated and @ArtfulGamer
We need a few ED-209s at every megaconglomerate board meeting
Replying to @JonasKyratzes and @richardcobbett
It was all about the visuals for me. Seen it twice in IMAX 3D. Shit myself twice.
RT @GrundislavGames: Roughly one year ago I officially announced A Golden Wake. Did you know I also have a dev blog? Let's reminisce at htt…
RT @MobyGamer: Where’s Trixter? http://wp.me/p63A-h3
Replying to @demodulated, @ArtfulGamer and @CGOApps
Are we having some kind of a conference call in the future?
Replying to @demodulated, @ArtfulGamer and @CGOApps
Can you Google doc us the outline?
Played a board game Pandemic last night till almost midnight. SO. MUCH. FUN! Really, check it out.
@demodulated demo hey, I know I've sent you a link to Dark Eye before. Have you played it?
Replying to @PatientRock1
first time yes, second time no
Replying to @demodulated
Installer? It was supposed to be an iso. Anyway, you should do it before we have our virtual meeting
Replying to @demodulated
Erm. Ideally you need either win 3.1 or 95. Old version of QuickTime is very picky
Replying to @demodulated
no. You need to play it. If anything I can give you my DosBox that already has win3.1 installed. All ready to go.
Replying to @demodulated
Well, I'm just saying check it out for ideas about technical implementation of linear narrative
Replying to @demodulated and @ben_304
DosBox Cloud!
Replying to @ben_304 and @demodulated
You got it
RT @Criterion: Less than two hours left to take 50% off all in-stock Blu-rays and DVDs at http://www.criterion.com/sale!
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Every project at my work EVER. Except for the ones I manage & execute completely on my own.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
There's poor management everywhere. That's what I learned.
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
The Winter & Summer ones are my absolute favorites. They are simply fantastic.
RT @lazygamereviews: I just beat the first level of Doom 2 with a motion-controlled keyboard add-on meant for pinball games. Only on LGR Od…
RT @lazygamereviews: LGR Oddware's about to get even more odd. Motion-controlled pinball controller Doom 2!
RT @devolverdigital: Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition now includes multiplayer support for the expansion packs! http://steamcommunity.com/games/225140/announcements/detail/1261310736763630280
RT @TomasRawlings: Brilliant! Best 404 Error page ever: http://www.romainbrasier.fr/404
Replying to @demodulated, @ArtfulGamer and @CGOApps
I'm never available Saturday or Sunday nights. I wasn't thinking AGS because I have no AGS experience
Replying to @demodulated, @CGOApps and @ArtfulGamer
I think it's too early to discuss the implementation. We need an idea of what the gameplay is like
RT @lazygamereviews: Can you play Doom 2 with motion-controlled pinball buttons? LGR Oddware - Thrustmaster Wizzard Pinball Controller http…
Batman & Robin is not Joel Schumacher's fault. There. I said it.
Batman Forever IS Joel Schumacher's fault though.
RT @lazygamereviews: There's just something about these 1980's software binders encased in fabric-wrapped boxes that makes ME HARD AGUHGH h…
Oh shit, I've got the Pac-man fever!
Replying to @richardcobbett
I'm going out of muy mind!
D-Fens
Replying to @GenVG1
Erm. The movie only came out in 1994. That's not that long ago.
Replying to @GenVG1
OH FUCK, I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND 1994 WAS 20 YEARS AGO! I'M OLD!!!
Man, Liam Neeson is turning into an action star. I don't know how to feel about this.
Liam Neeson is SIXTY ONE?????? HOLY SHIT!!!
Replying to @Resulka
I listen to a weekly podcast when his is discussed at the end of every show by reading jokes: http://neesoncock.com
When people tell me they beat Goblins 3 more than once in their life, I have nothing but respect for them.
Replying to @AveTory
Why are you listening so much Nau lately? It's confusing me.
Replying to @TheRealDrMcCoy
A bunch of people tell me that. I fucking LOVE the game, but I'm afraid to play through it again.
The new @lazygamereviews video is so epic, I nearly pissed myself: http://youtu.be/-UHVFohpCqU
Replying to @lazygamereviews
You should kickstart a DVD of you playing a bunch of other (voted by backers) games with that thing.
Replying to @lazygamereviews
I'd buy that for a dollar!
The new Tex Murphy game is comparable in length to The Pandora Directive? Nice!
Replying to @AveTory
Oh. I actually looked it up, and it turns out that Kormiltsev wrote all the songs on Yablokitai. Doh!
RT @GOGcom: This weekend, join the Classic Adventure Cruise http://j.mp/CACruiseGOG Landmark adventure series 70% off!
RT @MobyGamer: When you have a lot of software manuals to scan and more money than time. http://youtu.be/PGrxlwi8_-o?a
RT @ben_304: Downloading DOSBox. Sent them a donation this time, because the people who made it are legends and deserve some of my money.
Replying to @pecet and @ben_304
Seconded
Replying to @AveTory
I had some kind of an involving dream about the end of the world, but I can't recall the details anymore.
Replying to @ben_304 and @pecet
more optimizations, more hardware emulation options, 3dfx support, updated MT-32 emulation and MORE!
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It's far from perfect. Some stuff. like Carmageddon, is perfect, other games - not so much.
One of my favorite games of 1990. A Cinemaware-style game Centurion: Defender of Rome #DosGameScreenADay
Which one is a better title? X-COM: UFO Defense or UFO: Enemy Unknown?
OH MAN! Someone put up Giorgio Moroder's version of Metropolis on YouTube! Watch it before it's taken down! http://youtu.be/Us29EZ30nTc
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I actually find Centurion a lot more fun to play than DotC.
Finished reading The Disaster Artist. A great book. Loved every page. Though I think it destroyed the magic of The Room for me.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
Bitmap Bros! Fuck yes!!!
Is Toxic Avenger finally heading to blu-ray??? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Replying to @NRasool
Cartoons aren't on it, but they have been available for a while. I have them in my 7 disc complete Toxie set
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
My condolences...
Replying to @dosnostalgic
.@lazygamereviews I raise you one Ms Metaverse
Replying to @awesomonster and @lazygamereviews
I did in the 90s, but not anymore.
Rewatched Chaplin's Modern Times for the first time since I was a kid. Man, American way of life hasn't changed much in 80 years.
Car playlist...
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic In the heat of the niiiight, while we hold each other tiiight, I can feel your love, our heartbeats raciii…
RT @Raspberry_Pi: We are offering a $10,000 bounty to the first person to port Quake III using the newly documented drivers. http://t.co/V0…
Freeware experts, help! There was this Asian website full of downloadable simple flash games about cartoon cats. Usually mouse controlled. ?
Replying to @TheMorningSongs
Nope.
RT @TimOfLegend: Poisonous countermeasures! Sexy-looking duck? Kill the sexiness! Horse blender! Totalitarian phalluses! AF Day 7! http://t…
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
It's coming back this year.
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
If you're a Dreamcast owner: http://psnprofiles.com/forums/topic/13288-snatcher-being-remade-for-dreamcast/
Replying to @ArtfulGamer
I actually wish they'd translate the Saturn version: http://youtu.be/n8yVl5UxT5k
RT @lazygamereviews: I just found a coupon from Sierra's "Red Baron II" that gives you a discount on Red Baron pizza. It specifically says …
RT @lazygamereviews: If that's not an LGR video in the making, I don't know what is. Who wants to see my journey to get a Red Baron pizza f…