Good morning and Happy New Year everyone! Who's awake, not hung over and wants to suggest a topic for the year's 1st #MorningDOSTalk ?
Things that are having their 20th anniversary this year: Ace of Base's Happy Nation/The Sign, Jurassic Park, Doom.
Replying to @djbriandamage
Better than what I can do.
As a professional procrastinator who lives with a constant "Time to make a change. Tomorrow." motto, the 1st of a year is very simbolic 2 me
Replying to @djbriandamage
my cooking abilities don't extend past making pasta which, let's face it, doesn't even count.
Replying to @andrewescoto
Must have not been a cheap whiskey.
I wasn't really impressed with the demo of The Cat Lady. I'd like to give the full game a spin, but I have my doubts.
RT @lazygamereviews: 1st retro purchase of 2013: full registered version of Jazz Jackrabbit and both Holiday Hares for DOS. Nice start. ...
Missed a 48 fps screening of the Hobbit. Les Miserables instead. Didn't expect something so good 2 come out of the material so done 2 death
Thank goodness for an extra day off. I declare today a day of rest. Time to watch some new French films.
Replying to @mmustapic
Thinking Holy Motors and De rouille et d'os
The wonderful @ScummVM now supports 3 Skulls of the Toltecs! http://scummvm.org
Replying to @djbriandamage
one of my favorites. Such an easy read too.
RT @GOGcom: $1.49 for Theme Hospital, Dungeon Keeper 1&2, Populous, Syndicate, Magic Carpet http://j.mp/BullfrogSale
RT @GOGcom: Holiday Sale Final Day: 130 games 75% and 350 games 50% off http://j.mp/GOGSale2012 RT this for a chance to win any GOG game!
Done with both French flicks. Now I need dinner.
RT @lazygamereviews: I favorited a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/i1IqqlW1U4k?a HE'S THE COMPUTER MAN
Woo! I've got a shout out from @lazygamereviews in his Monthly Wrap Up video: http://youtu.be/tmbDFiMVlno
A girl recognized me wearing a Killer Klowns shirt just by a letter R visible from under my sweater. I think I'm in love. #GeekingOut
Replying to @AlexPRodgers
I'm actually much more into movies than games. Plus very few girls are retro PC gamers.
Saw the Hobbit at a "high framerate" screening. Not bad, actually. Padded with unnecessary scenes & action, but fun. 48 fps is cool.
@djbriandamage Interesting article. I'm still not exactly sure how to feel on the topic myself.
Replying to @AgustinCordes and @AveTory
If i still smoked pot, this would certainly be the movie to do it.
RT @georgeb3dr: Stumbled on my Turbo Pascal source code for Pharaoh's Tomb. Level design in 1990. :)
I just it's finally time to convert my old Russian mp3 tags to Unicode.
The new Evil Dead Remake trailer looks better than the last, but not by much: http://youtu.be/pvDLWlxxcak
RT @ThatKevinSmith: Looking for something to watch? JOHN DIES AT THE END is now on VOD/iTunes. Totally fun flick that's well-directed by ...
So from what I'm reading, it looks like people who liked John Dies at the End book are disappointed with the film. I shot myself in the foot
Replying to @djbriandamage
what's the title
Replying to @djbriandamage
I've read a bunch of stuff on the topic already. Mostly non-fiction. I'll check it out.
Bought The Cat Lady last night despite not liking the demo. I'm still intrigued by the premise. Now I just have to find the time to play it.
Replying to @AgustinCordes
Fright Night is one of those famous 80s flicks that I'm not very fond of. It's solid, but for some reason I get bored by it.
It's been hinted that Criterion will release Scanners and Naked Lunch on blu-ray. Lots of HD love for Cronenberg and Carpenter lately. Good.
If you like Cronenberg of the 90s then definitely check out Cosmopolis. It's basically his first movie in that style since then.
Do I really need to see the new Texas Chainsaw flick? Yes, sadly I do...
Remember the first time you've seen a palette cycling effect?
Pre-ordering Honoring the Code by @mattbarton http://www.amazon.com/dp/1466567538/ and so should you. Matt's channel is retro gamer's dream.
My favorite and possibly the best (or at least the most balanced) - Mortal Kombat II #DosGameScreenADay https://x.com/dosnostalgic/status/287326094493888513/photo/1
Replying to @djbriandamage
I always play as Scorpion, not matter what MK it is.
RT @grumpygamer: OMG! I'm playing The Cave. On a PC. Using a mouse. It's like it's 1991 all over again!
RT @magisterrex: After 10 years of providing retro memories, http://magisterrex.com is shutting down. Time to save 50% off during the... h ...
RT @grumpygamer: P.S. The Cave on PC will be shipping on 1.4MB floppies.
RT @RealCliveBarker: One of horror cinema's great lines: it's from Videodrome. 'Long live the New Flesh!' It's so perfect.
RT @gnomeslair: The Ultimate Shareware Games Collection, Vol 1 through the eyes of the @richardcobbett http://www.pcgamer.com/2013/01/05/saturday-crapshoot-ultimate-shareware-games-collection-vol-1/
RT @richardcobbett: In this week's Crap Shoot, not one game, not two or three, but a random mix of games from a 90s shareware collection ...
Now that it's 2013, who's still interested in a DOS Nostalgia podcast? And most importantly, who's interested inparticipating in it?
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
noted. Possible topics you'd be interested in discussing?
Replying to @AgustinCordes
What topics would you be interested in discussing, sir?
Is there anyone who wants to participate in the DOS podcast, but wants to talk about something OTHER than adventure games?
Replying to @AdamZwakk
That's a great topic. Certainly enough there to fill an hour.
RT @lazygamereviews: LGR Oddware – WORM Disk Drive http://wp.me/p1kIju-gG
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
Obscure Shareware is a very interesting topic, I'm just afraid my knowledge of the subject is somewhat limited. But I'm in.
Replying to @djbriandamage
What topics would you be interested in discussing, good sir?
Replying to @djbriandamage
Ooh. Sounds delicious.
Replying to @djbriandamage
Ooh. Laffer Utilities. :)
Replying to @AveTory
that a boy
RT @lazygamereviews: Well now. Just grabbed the mail-order release of DooM! Complete with paperwork and box. 2013 has been kind so far. ...
Xenon 2: Megablast is awesome, except for the pc speaker version of Bomb the Bass #DosGameScreenADay
And here's what the DOS people were missing: Amiga CDTV version of Xenon 2 complete with credits full of 90s music http://youtu.be/5ZBvtdYdVkM
How simple it was back in the day to just snag a cool John Carpenter tune for your game. Can't get away with shit like that today.
I can listen to John Carpenter music all day. And the remixes. Especially if they're the dancy type. I need to get my hands on CDTV Xenon 2
All this Xenon 2 shit now makes me wanna watch Assault on Precinct 13...
Replying to @djbriandamage
I know, right! I'm getting the cd and ripping the fucking tracks!
Replying to @djbriandamage
After I shared a drink with a person I couldn't handle it anymore. My eyes haven't readjusted yet.
Who loves the Build engine more than I do? #Rhetorical #OrIsIt #KenSilverman http://advsys.net/ken/build.htm
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic The Build engine was pretty amazing tech for it's time - I remember leaving bloody footprints and going "wow :D"
I actually seriously recommend getting the Build engine tech demo from Ken's site. It awesomely shows off all features. http://advsys.net/ken/build.htm
Seriously, out even has split screen multiplayer. And you'll have fun walking around a huge map full of fun stuff to discover. #BuildEngine
RT @AstroboyEDM: @dosnostalgic You should do a classic review of my personal favorite DOS game: "Traffic Department 2192".
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
It was never one of my favorites. A bit too Star Control 2 derivative. So I'm not sure how likely I an to review it.
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
However, here's an in-depth review by Kris from Ancient DOS Games: http://www.pixelships.com/adg/ep0058.html
I haven't hated on anything in a while... Well here we go: I don't care how much you like Police Quest VGA, it ruined the core of the game.
By taking away the parser it took away the need to know the procedure. U had to know what to shout at the person while u had ur gun on them.
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
bring it! #RetroGeekFight
RT @AstroboyEDM: @dosnostalgic Police Quest 1 VGA is one of the best point-and-click adventure games ever. How can you possibly hate on it?
Replying to @djbriandamage
That's not as fun as actually typing LAY DOWN and seeing the suspect actually do it. Or GET OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS UP
The original Police Quest made sure you suffered for your mistakes. Forgot to search the guy? Bam! He shot you 5 minutes later.
Now you were going to search everyone and everything. I'm sure in VGA you were already clicking the hand icon on everything on the 1st place
Replying to @AstroboyEDM and @djbriandamage
Oh fuck, don't even get me started on 4. And I actually like it. :)
Replying to @djbriandamage and @AstroboyEDM
1, 2, 3, 4 is mine. So I guess I've enjoyed each one a bit less than the last. Blue Force anyone?
Replying to @AstroboyEDM and @djbriandamage
SWAT was a really good idea buried by horrible execution. SWAT 2 is very underrated.
Replying to @AveTory
That's why adventure games suck.
I prefer the EGA releases of LucasArts games over the VGA ones. Beautiful art and surprising amount of detail.
The best LucasArts VGA conversion is Monkey Island. Hand drawn closeups and such. Good stuff. Thanks @TimOfLegend
Indy3 it's just gradients and stuff. I don't really care for it.
Loom was fucking ruined.
I cry inside every time someone tells me they've only played the CD version of Loom. #ManlyTears #RealMenHideEmotions
RT @TimOfLegend: @SuperRetroid @dosnostalgic Hard to pick for me. 256 color closeups by Iain McCaig, or 16 color closeups by Steve Purce ...
Replying to @AveTory
EGA onefella more pleasant for me with its blue-ish palette.
Replying to @TimOfLegend
Shouldn't you be biased towards Monkey256 since you were the lead on that?
Replying to @KazuoIchigama
Well, I don't think anyone its going to argue that. It arrived some time after that and back in the day progress was quick.
RT @TimOfLegend: @dosnostalgic Maybe, but I'm more nostalgic about the 16 color version, since that what we spent all year on.
Replying to @KazuoIchigama
I don't think any shooter was as successful as Doom. And a bunch of early Build games left a lot to be desired.
I wish there was actually a way to track how many times the first two DOOM games were pirated.
Replying to @djbriandamage
Amazing film that I don't mention here anymore because if the stupid bot.
RT @peter_nitsch: The early Quest wall. cc: @dosnostalgic @headwinds
Replying to @djbriandamage and @deadsynchro
Also one of my favorites.
Replying to @deadsynchro and @djbriandamage
Love it as well. It aged a little bit, but is still a very entertaining film. The recent bluray is fantastic.
Kris reviews Descent 2 on the latest episode of Ancient DOS Games: http://www.pixelships.com/adg/ep0101.html #AGD
Replying to @AveTory
The Necronomicon, obviously.
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
I guess you don't watch a lot of shitty movies then. It's mediocre, but nowhere near offensive.
I still have a few storyboards left from when I wanted to make an animated version. That and The Tell-Tale Heat. One day I still might.
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
You haven't seen much of what Hollywood put out in the recent years, have you? Watch Transformers 2. Take a shower after.
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
It does in my eyes. It's less offensive and more entertaining. That's enough for me to raise it a notch above.
Replying to @JonasKyratzes
Well... yeah... But still. I was entertained in places, & then forgot I ever saw it. Transformers 2 pissed me off for a week
Ok, now I have the Xenon 2 CDTV soundtrack. NOW it's definitely time to watch Assault on Precinct 13. #JohnCarpenter
Oh fuck, new Matt Chat is up. Postponing the movie... http://youtu.be/zKShTiXQ5BA
Lotus: The Ultimate Challenge #DosGameScreenADay https://x.com/dosnostalgic/status/288070700479180800/photo/1
My 1992 video now has time codes in the description for quick access to all the games. That's 36 games in under 40 min. http://youtu.be/D6E4FZdY-pM
RT @VideoGamesFacts: Female gamers have 34% more sex than female non-gamers.
I wanna go to a Reggie Watts show! http://youtu.be/N2dZAQ2_57w
Assault on Precinct 13 is such a great flick. It's so well put together. It's also rather obvious where the influences come from. Fun stuff!
Like retro games? @magisterrex is practically giving stuff away at http://magisterrex.com Buy it! Buy it now! Before it's gone! Do it!
Holy shit! Adobe its giving away CS2! Perfect for poor fuckers like myself. Register, login, grab the serials: https://www.adobe.com/cfusion/entitlement/index.cfm?pid=4485850&e=cs2%5Fdownloads
RT @rockpapershot: Ur-Quan Masters HD is a remake of the remake of Star Control II, and you can play it now, for free, if you like. htt ...
Replying to @AgustinCordes
Yes complete. Plus a few other things.
Replying to @djbriandamage
But most of the stuff is from 88! ;)
Replying to @djbriandamage
Indeed they are. One of the S'Express songs might be from the 90s. The one with Sonique. But I'm not really sure.
Replying to @djbriandamage
It holds up really well. Its funny that you could just rip off a movie theme, add a ton of samples and still put it in a game
Replying to @djbriandamage
I ought to slap you. It's a synthesizer classic. John Carpenter's The End aka the theme from Assault on Precinct 13.
Replying to @djbriandamage
I love Carpenter's music. The earlier the better.
Replying to @AveTory and @djbriandamage
Can I get in on that, or is it too late now?
Replying to @AveTory and @djbriandamage
I'll take a nice veggie sandwich. I'm rather hungry.
Replying to @djbriandamage and @AveTory
I had stranger ones, so I'm good.
I love the 80s radio station at work. Madonna, Nu Shooz, Michael Jackson, Information Society and others turn it into a rather danceable day
RT @allowe: Easy mistake to make.
Why am I going to the movies with my ex? Guys, help me!
Replying to @GLTease
Nope. But it's sort of circumstantial.
Replying to @novakovicm
I did.
It's the Megablast! Oh, fuck... #GetOutOfMyHead
The Adobe CS2 tweet got the most retweets I ever had. Not a lot care for DOS, but everyone wants a free Photoshop.
Replying to @djbriandamage
It's funny that I wouldn't have stumbled on it if it wasn't for the stupid YouTube video. God bless the internet.
RT @lazygamereviews: Seems @magisterrex is closing (sad), but everything is 50% off (awesome!) http://www.magisterrex.com/default.asp Tons of rad retro ga ...
Replying to @BQQuinn
Better than I. Started going grey in my mid-teens!
I've been fixing other people's computers since I can remember and how come I ONLY NOW discover this??? ProduKey http://www.nirsoft.net/utils/product_cd_key_viewer.html
Replying to @GLTease
Indeed. I format first, think later. +coming from Russia, installing a cracked version is still my 1st instinct,even after a decade
Anatoly here. Just popping in to say that Seven Psychopaths is freaking awesome. That's it. Good night.
RT @ben_304: Over on Fiction in the Machine, I take a look at Cryo's 1992 title Dune http://fiction-machine.blogspot.com.au/2013/01/a-step-back-in-time-dune-cryo-1992.html
Replying to @ben_304
Excellent stuff, sir! Thanks for linking my video :)
If you've missed Cryo's brilliant Dune back on the day, you should read this fine article by @ben_304 http://fiction-machine.blogspot.com.au/2013/01/a-step-back-in-time-dune-cryo-1992.html?m=1
Replying to @AveTory
Yes.
Replying to @djbriandamage
But the download site came back last night after this statement went out.
Hi. I'm Muzzy. Big Muzzy. #HowILearnedEnglish
Replying to @djbriandamage
There are new keys in the downloads section. That happened AFTER this statement was issued.
Replying to @djbriandamage
Just installed and ran Illustrator with no problems. I assume everything else is fine as well.
John Woo is in talks to direct The Expendables 3??? Lord, please let it happen!
RT @magisterrex: Only 4 Days Left in the Closing Our Doors Sale 50% off blowout at http://magisterrex.com #retrogaming #boardgames #pcgame ...
Should I start this day with some #MorningDOSTalk or #ClassicGameBashing ? Can't decide...
Here's one for #MorningDOSTalk : I used to love Sharkey's 3D Pool: http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/sharkeys-3d-pool Although I never cared for pool/snookers/billiards
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic "Fast Fanny" - http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/sharkeys-3d-pool/screenshots/gameShotId,8681/ ?
You know what's bullshit? Pinball games! I love 'em, but it's like bowling simulators. Pretty useless. #ClassicGameBashing
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic This was the snooker game on my first PC - http://www.mobygames.com/game/alex-higgins-world-snooker/screenshots
RT @PlayingGilly: @dosnostalgic The bedrock of casual games in my opinion, take from that what you will.
The worst thing about pinball games? Not even the best ones came with more than a few tables. The ONLY advantage digital had down the drain.
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic But owning a pinball machine is too expensive!
Replying to @dosnostalgic
.@AveTory Well, not really. I can't fly a plane or command a sub, but I can grab a beer and play real pinball/bowling
Replying to @AveTory
I suck at tennis, not fond of snow and also one of those few people who can't ride a bike.
And here's where I bring everything together: Why do i bash pinball sims, but like pool games? Easy! I suck at pool in real life.
Having to rely on digitally represented data rather than physical skill gives me confidence!
Replying to @GLTease
Absolutely! (My porn collection is gigantic)
Playing sports simulators is basically jerking off. #YouCanQuoteMeOnThat
I never understood people's fascination with WiiSport. If you're gonna get off your ass in the 1st place, why not also take a step outside?
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic Daley Thompson's Decathalon definitely is. (waggle waggle waggle)
Replying to @djbriandamage
I fucking hate that. I'm an old skool gamer. Only accustomed to holding a slice of pizza, a cup of alcohol or my cock.
Replying to @AstroboyEDM and @djbriandamage
I was obviously referring to my teenage years. But I so still find dick jokes funny.
Replying to @djbriandamage
I hated it instantly. Lol. I hate everything that forces me to so stuff. Love that Michael Jackson Kinect game though
Replying to @djbriandamage
My ex had all of these, so when we lived together I used to dance a lot.
Any people who enjoy Witchaven? http://www.mobygames.com/game/witchaven
Replying to @GhostMutt
Oh trust me, I know what you're talking about.
I'm in a surprisingly good mood today. Possibly because I've now seen Seven Psychopaths twice.
Replying to @AveTory and @djbriandamage
Man up, dude. Stop hating on shit.
Replying to @AveTory and @djbriandamage
My new favorite bigoted thing that came out of your mouth.
Replying to @AveTory
C'mon dude. Relax. Have a glass of wine, a cigarette and a wank. It'll get better.
Replying to @AveTory
Idk. As long as it's not an angry i-hate-my-ex wank, I don't see any problems with it.
Replying to @AveTory
You know I'm just fucking with you. You're a great dude, stop turning your twitter intro a Facebook of a 15 year old.
Replying to @dosnostalgic
.@AveTory I'm a son of two schizophreniacs, for a long time I thought I was fucked. But I dodged it. That means there's a chance 4 everyone
Replying to @AveTory
The complete one I hope.
Replying to @AveTory
Yes, that's the one.
There was nothing to do at work, so I left five hours yearly. Because fuck that noise. #HateBeingBored
Replying to @Phlum
Go to a bar, grab a beer, play some real pinball.
Replying to @Phlum
That's one more than what I had growing up.
RT @MobyGamer: No love for the IBM PC http://wp.me/p63A-e0
Despite all the dick jokes and cursing, I haven't really lost many subscribers. That's comforting. That means the podcast will have audience
Alright, Mr. Tarantino. I know I'm late, but I'm here now. Surprise me. #DjangoUnchained
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
What game?
RT @DoubleFine: The Cave is available for preorder on Steam! For real! You can buy it now! Its release creeps ever closer... http://t.co ...
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
I'll look into it tomorrow when I'm a bit less drunk.
Django was fun! I really do enjoy watching the recent Tarantino flicks.
Replying to @djbriandamage
Ooh. Thank you.
Why isn't Sam Rockwell a big movie star yet?
Replying to @djbriandamage
One of the best films of the 90s.
RT @grumpygamer: @ConOfTheArtist I made the original Maniac Mansion, didn't work on DoTT other then coming up with the time travel idea.
RT @ConOfTheArtist: @grumpygamer so the best part of the game
RT @grumpygamer: @ConOfTheArtist Yes, but don't tell @TimOfLegend or @phrenopolis
RT @TimOfLegend: @grumpygamer @ConOfTheArtist @phrenopolis I thought we cut that?
RT @phrenopolis: @TimOfLegend @grumpygamer @conoftheartist We did, but Ron had a time machine. It's hard to argue with a guy who has a t ...
God, I love twitter. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night and have nothing to do.
I suck at shmup games, but I still love Raptor: Call of the Shadows. #DosGameScreenADay
Alright, what do I have lined up for today... A haircut, lunch with mother, movies with ex. Ok, let's do this! #DayOff
I actually really liked Edna & Harvey, but I forgot that the sequel came out recently. Is Harvey's New Eyes any good/better/worse?
RT @ben_304: @djbriandamage @dosnostalgic Aye, although I like Raptor I feel Tyrian has more character, and that really counts.
@ben_304 Strife is not that obscure, sir! #IProtest
Replying to @Larstkk
It happens. I just tend to go for twitter, since there's almost no one I know in person on here.
Replying to @ben_304
Most certainly. Really cool game.
Replying to @AveTory
Thanks for subscribing!
Replying to @AveTory
I thought you were as well. Strange...
Replying to @AveTory
What top?
Oscar nominations are pretty much as expected..
Replying to @AveTory
My list is no top. AND although Gob2 was released in 1992 for most platforms, the Sierra handle DOS release didn't hit till 93.
Replying to @AveTory
So did I, but i couldn't confirm it in Mobygames and I was too lazy to go to other sources. Saving it for the 93 video.
RT @Criterion: Fritz Lang’s masterpiece METROPOLIS premiered in Germany on this date in 1927.
RT @MobyGamer: Optimizing for the 8088 and 8086 CPU: Part 1 http://wp.me/p63A-e3
RT @ebertchicago: Isn't the time ripe for a re-release of "Beasts of the Southern Wild?"
Replying to @GreyAlien
play it. It's awesome. Really well done.
The new Texas Chainsaw is the new low for the series. I'm most offended that it assumes I don't know how to count. >:(
Today @lazygamereviews takes a look @ a game that stole a chunk of my life that I'll get back, Sid Meier's Civilization http://lazygamereviews.wordpress.com/2013/01/11/sid-meiers-civilization-dos-pc-game-review
New Year's Resolution #1: Finish all the DOS Nostalgia episodes left over from last year.
Hey @AveTory Wanna do a podcast with me on PC gaming in Russia in the early 90s?
Replying to @AveTory
The plan ours to start podcasting within a month. Just lining up guests now, because just myself would be boring.
RT @ben_304: Strife seems great so far. I get lost like crazy, but I approve of many (well, all) of their design decisions.
Replying to @ben_304 and @AveTory
Wanna guest on it? What topics would you be interested in discussing?
Replying to @ben_304 and @AveTory
Just about everyone wants to talk about adventure games. So hopefully it's something else that you want to talk about.
Replying to @AveTory and @ben_304
There was a lot of bedroom coded shareware.
Replying to @AveTory and @ben_304
Ah, such vibrant times...
RT @lazygamereviews: I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://youtu.be/kpW9jTULNmM?a LGR - Sid Meier's Civilization - DOS PC Game Review
Replying to @ben_304 and @AveTory
It would be awesome to talk about DOS fps games. I've played TONS.
I apologize in advance, but it looks like the next episode of "Anatoly Remembers..." will also feature 90s dance music.
Replying to @AveTory
You're fucking hilarious today.
Also there's a pretty good chance that the next episode of "Anatoly Remembers..." will also feature BREASTS.
... or maybe an elaborate form of censorship. #TitsOrGTFO
Replying to @AveTory
But i didn't do Rex Nebular yet...
Replying to @AveTory
That barely counts. Plus I cut away. But I do fully intend to show EVERYTHING in the Dreamweb episode.
Replying to @AveTory
also known as "the glorious three pixels of cock."
Replying to @richardcobbett
Yeah, Russell Crowe was the most disappointing thing about the flick.
Replying to @richardcobbett
I fucking loved it. Never heard the musical, so I nothing to compare it to. One of the best film experiences I had all year.
Everyone's listening to some sort of synth music today. Well, I guess I'm joining in with The Taint soundtrack: https://soundcloud.com/user494923/got-a-feeling-the-taint-theme?in=user494923/sets/the-taint-soundtrack
And in case anyone's wondering The Taint is a wonderful little movie very much in the traditions of Troma. Lots of fun if you're into that.
Replying to @djbriandamage
Check out the whole soundtrack. I really love some pieces. Like "Lesbian" for example. Or "Super Adventure Men".
Replying to @AveTory
Nope. It's about huge spunking cocks. :D And misogyny.
Replying to @AveTory
You don't even like Troma! And this is very much like it. Troma even acquired the movie to distribute it, Lloyd liked it so much.
Replying to @AveTory
Oh Lloydy: https://x.com/dosnostalgic/status/289863691783000064/photo/1
Replying to @AveTory
Well it's kind of like Bad Taste meets Troma, if that does anything for you.
In this episode of her new series @PushinUpRoses is trying to find an answer to the eternal ? - Is Toonstuck any good? http://youtu.be/Z3MXwPQCDVA
RT @grumpygamer: If you're wondering who owns http://robotskissing.com, that would be me.
Goblins 3 is most certainly one of Coktel Vision's best games. Yet I've only finished it once. I love it. But it's fucking hard.
Replying to @AveTory
It's questionable. I don't like it, but quite a few people do... For some reason...
Replying to @AveTory
The failed jokes in Toonstruck don't bother me as much as bad puzzles.
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I don't like Torin. But I'm also not fond of its graphical style.
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Those games have a lot of character. I like even bad Coktel Vision games.
Oh yeah! Almost forgot about that one. Who likes Simon the Sorcerer? Not me! #ClassicGameBashing
Counted the people who would like to be on a podcast with me. Seven so far. Maybe I'll rope in my roommate as well. Anyone else?
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic I'll agree that the puzzles are inane, but the games have too much charm for me to dislike.
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And in so many ways too...
I actually can't explain why I don't like Simon the Sorcerer games. Just something about them. I don't find them interesting.
RT @lazygamereviews: Heh. Someone's put together a "best of LGR" clips video. Interesting to see some favorites like this.... http://t.c ...
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Of course. And although I'm a fan of the first 3 games I can't say that I found Gob4 to be good. But there's always Woodruff.
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I was onto it from the beginning. Then it was just waiting for it to get released.
RT @magisterrex: The Closing Our Doors Sale is ending soon. Get your #retrogaming fix and save 50% off the regular price! http://t.co/kC ...
RT @MobyGamer: Optimizing for the 8088 and 8086 CPU: Part 2 http://wp.me/p63A-eq
RT @ben_304: Also struck with the urge to listen to "Fat of the Land" for some reason. Probably because I'm placing minefields...
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Woosha!
New York is having a flu epidemic. Dear God, you know I don't believe in you anymore, but please make it avoid me! #NotReallyPraying
RT @richardcobbett: In this week's Crap Shoot, it doesn't matter how bad the future seems - it can always suck more. It's Bloodnet. http ...
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Blade Runner is an awesome game if you're a Blade Runner fanboy like myself. Bloodnet is hilarious. Nightlong? Meh.
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I just like to think its because the movie is a fucking mess as well. I love it, but it is.
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Granted, the new "Ultimate" cut fixes a ton of stuff, but it's still a mess.
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"So where can I find this J.F. Sebastian?" It's like one of the first things in the game. How did you forget?
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The only reason he's named that is so that Woodruff could quote the line. Same as Spoon in Dog Soldiers. Not exactly parody.
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I thought it was okay.
I really feel like playing Ecstatica...
Does anyone know if 3dfx version of Blood works well with DosBox glide emulation?
So beloved by everyone DeadSpace is just an improved version of John Carpenter's The Thing game that everyone hated?
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The game, not the movie.
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I have it. It's alright.
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I guess I might as well do a review of it, if i'm going to play anyway. After I finish the 8 leftover from last year.
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Indeed it is. I can't say the same.
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It most certainly combines the cutesy graphical style and black humor very well. But I still like AITD more.
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Ecstatica is also more about exploration. Trying things. Surprisingly moody at times.
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Because it was. Man up and stop bitching.
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It blows. And it's offensive because it assumes you don't know how to count.
Dune: Spice Opera http://youtu.be/IF_0W1cYPYo Enjoy all of Stéphane Picq's beautiful game music in this special album (now, sadly, out of print).
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I WISH I played everything. I probably played most of commercial releases. Shareware stuff, not so much.
When I was a kid my goal was to play as many video games as possible. What? I thought everyone did that!
Pretty much the ONLY gaming platform in the Motherland at the time happened to be the IBM PC. So no mystery there.
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I prefer the OPL3 version of the score. I get goosebumps. http://youtu.be/HDudAahpoGA
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I once stumbled on Randy Sluganski (RIP) saying he played over 400 adventure games. I started counting mine. Only 300.
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Granted, I didn't count certain games as adventures then. Like Alone in the Dark, LBA, Ecstatica and such weren't included.
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Isn't it funny how a game that unique and artsy came out of the company we later learned to despise?
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I was much more of a stubborn purist back then. Just ask @AveTory
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So do I. And I'm very much embarassed.
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My idea is that genre is defined by the core gameplay. The core of LBA is action-y stuff.
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Don't forget Captain Blood, man. Even though they weren't Cryo then, the game is very cool and original.
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Exactly. People who say adventure games are games that are heavy on story and characters can suck it. #YesISaidIt
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Oh fuck KGB. That was a move in the wrong direction. Cool idea, but an impossible game.
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Loom has puzzles. Don't have to have an inventory to have puzzles based on the environment (here I go again!).
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This used to be my adventure game purist test: Is Fahrenheit an adventure game?
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My example was always Colossal Cave. Can't get any more primal than that.
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Ooh. That's neat. I wish I thought of that.
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Is Dark Eye an adventure game? I think so, although I'm not really sure why. #Confused
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It's like Fade to Black, but with techno music. :)
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Nope. Windows too.
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I don't even know where to place Omikron. I'm not a fan of it (don't hit me). I can't call it an adventure.
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It sucks.
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I would never say Omikron suck because it's too unique. I just can't play it because it annoys the living shit out of me
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Plus, c'mon, I barely have 5 hours to put into a game nowadays, forget about a full fucking WEEK.
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And the action bits have me punching my keyboard. Very aggravating.
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The only game that took full months out of my life is Civ/Civ 2. And I'd like to keep it that way.
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Civ 2 is basically perfect for me. Besides that I only acknowledge Alpha Centauri and Colonization.
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Cause the FPS bits are fucking impossible to control. The Fortress of Dr. Radiaki plays better than this.
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The store shoot out pissed me off so much, that by the time the 2nd one rolled around I just stopped playing.
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One day I might give it a shot. Although I doubt it. I'm just a big pussy now and I only like game that are easy.
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Unless it's shit like Hotline Miami, that people are calling "hard" for some unknown reason.
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How about you play and I just watch. From what I've seen the actual gameplay isn't really the focus of it anyway.
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Okay, okay... We'll take turns or something.
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Alright. Set yourself a month in the US in the future to play Omikron again. I'll probably end up being very angry.
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https://x.com/dosnostalgic/status/290239684800573440/photo/1
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I'm not! D:<
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I wish I had all the money in the world to give you.
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Small fucking world.
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Don't you love twitter?
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You are. It's the whole "qptain" thing. I'm actually a bit surprised @AveTory didn't know.
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We're most certainly not getting any younger. LOL.
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I'm surrounded by talented people on twitter. It's actually pretty amazing.
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And so did I! AND I gave you a copy! But you still waited till last year! (I'm not angry, I swear.)
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I gave you a copy in 2010. You might not remember it, but I distinctly remember starting it on your laptop.
Can't go out as planned because I'd like to avoid getting hit by the flu epidemic in the area. Staying in. Listening to The Fat of the Land.
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That is a valid concern, I agree, but my intentions were pure.
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I'm actually not THAT big on The Prodigy, but it's a fucking amazing album.
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The world desperately need the second half of Anachronox. And Psychonauts, while we're at it.
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That too. And I also like a few singles they put out. But FotL always takes me back in time. #NotLivingInThePast
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I was only bringing Anachronox and Psychonauts because those were the games that got released only half done.
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I do really like that Ellen Page game trailer. But I expect it not to be an actual game again.
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Nope, nope. I don't want that. I just want @TimOfLegend 's original design doc.
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If there's anyone who could challenge my belief in that adventure game genre are defined by puzzles it's @grumpygamer
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But I'd like to know about the second daughter and all that. But FT as a game means too much 4 me Let it stay
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic @AveTory @TimOfLegend People get surprised when I say FT is my favourite LucasArts adventure. But it is.
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Monkey 1 here. FT & DOTT close 2nd. Loom 3rd. As time passes they switch places. :)
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Indy4 for me. Closely followed by DOTT, which I considered my most favorite adventure for a very long time.
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I can! Easily 1 over 2 for me.
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I don't play recent games, so I'm out.
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Colossal Cave?
The great @AgustinCordes on The Prodigy: RT "The Prodigy was music for horny teenagers."
God, I'm actually happy that I didn't go out tonight. This is the most fun 3 hours of twitter I had in my life. And I fucking mean it!
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Oh c'mon now. Play nice. At least let Fatboy Slim get away with it. Scooter has no excuse, of course.
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I love Scooter! Seriously!... All joking aside, my favorite band. Yes, I know... I'm a big kid.
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Oh dear Lord, I knew what it was going to be before I even opened the link.
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Jesus, now I regret that I started all of this.
I guess good times can't last forever. Time for a drink.
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I'll be running the place before either of you get there.
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I'm pretty sure @richardcobbett would be very much against that.
Since we've spent some time talking about it today, here's a shot from Ecstatica #DosGameScreenADay https://x.com/dosnostalgic/status/290277685467439106/photo/1
Replying to @djbriandamage
Yep yep.
Yikes. I always forget how violent Ecstatica is...
There's indeed quite a few memorable "Huh? OH SHIT!" moments in the game. #Ecstatica
And now I'm gonna stop playing. I promised myself, no more dos games till I finish the reviews. Putting it down now...
Going to work on a Sunday again. I really don't feel like working today.
Here's the complete Legend of Kyrandia soundtrack to cheer me up this morning: http://youtu.be/ymTioBu2_Hk #adlib
I often wonder if an absence of timer issues in Alley Cat is a result of careful programming or just a happy accident.
RT @magisterrex: This is it! The FINAL DAY of the 50% OFF Closing Our Doors Sale! http://www.magisterrex.com #retrogaming #pcgames #boardgames ...
Is rocket/grenade-jumping still a thing? Because I remember it being THE thing.
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Oh man, rocket jumping was not only THE thing, it felt totally badass once you learned it!
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You most respect one could get is by executing one of those double jumps with a rocket and then a grenade. I never could.
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I don't know what those are. I was a Quake 3 guy.
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Quake 3 may have not offered much variety, but what it duff offer was perfect. Balanced, fast, stable. It was fun.
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Same here, even though I don't really play new games. Played Max Payne 3 and GOD WAS IT BORING. Never played a cover based game b4.
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Yeah, I feel that Q3 was the last fps with speed. Just a bit slower than DOOM, in which, of course, you could outrun a projectile.
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How's that one going for you, btw?
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Strife's biggest drawback is being released waaay too late to be made with the Doom engine. Nobody gave a shit.
People of the Internet! What was your first CD-ROM game? #MorningDOSTalk
RT @AstroboyEDM: EcoQuest: The Search for Cetus #Seriously RT @dosnostalgic: People of the Internet! What was your first CD-ROM game? #M ...
RT @fisk0: @dosnostalgic first to actually use the format or first on CD-ROM? Wing Commander 4 was my first CD-ROM experience, but LHX m ...
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic King's Quest V. Didn't play it myself cause just watching my parents play it scared the crap out of me ...
RT @AlexLipatov: @dosnostalgic 7th Guest, Lost Eden
RT @joek000: @dosnostalgic My first CD-ROM games was a King's Quest Collection which had games 1-6. It introduced me to Sierra and DOS g ...
Have I ever talked about ICOM Simulations on here? Any fans amongs my followers?
I never cared for Uninvited, Shadowgate or their fmv games, but I do like both Deja Vu games.
Granted, I like the NES version of the first game. DOS one is a but hard on the eyes with it's CGA graphics. #DejaVu #ICOM
Deja Vu 2 however pleasantly surprised me with it's windowed drag-and-drop interface and digital sound through pc speaker. #ICOM
@AveTory Are you available some time next week to record a podcast? I think it's better to start with you.
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Alright. Lemme know when you feel better.
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Well... We can talk about all kinds of stuff, but I think it would be interesting to discuss gaming in Russia in the early 90s.
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Do you have a Google+ account?
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No matter. Skype it is then...
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Well, you know, I gotta be able to talk to you somehow. :D
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Were you drinking again?
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Well give me a heads up if you're going to disappear off the face of the planet again.
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Good. Find an application that'll allow me to talk to you. PM me with your availability. Keep a bottle of wine handy.
Not watching the Golden Globes. Why? Because if Ricky Gervais isn't there to trash the joint, I'm not interested.
Rommate finally figured out how to make proper C64 floppies out of .d64 files. Win!
RT @ebertchicago: College Humor's "More Accurate Posters for the 2013 Oscar nominees." http://bit.ly/UJtjC6
Facebook informs me that 7 of my friends like Ke$ha. It's friend list clean up time!
A guy makes a live action remake of Toy Story: http://youtu.be/5G0j_Huv2Fg
RT @ben_304: The more I play Strife the more impressed I get with its ambition. Tech wise it was years behind at release. Design wise it ...
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I'm gonna chime in: Marathon blows, Strife rules - play it. Done.
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The game is very impressive considering its technology which is also its downfall.
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One could only imagine what it could have been of it was made with something more advanced.
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I have considered doing a review of it for a very long time. Maybe i well this year.
This reminds me: Marathon was only popular for the same reason Halo is popular. Overrated. Eat that Mac people! #ClassicGameBashing
Raise your hand if you actually remember the sorry in the original Quake game (no cheating) #MorningDOSTalk
I was always in awe of QrdQ (Quake Redone Quick). Wolf or Doom speedruns always looked possible to eventually pull off, but QrdQ is insane!
I don't think the original release of QrdQ is available anymore. It had a neat intro with the music from the Matrix, Easter eggs & cool stuf
RT @ben_304: Did I ever tell anybody how I fell for my first girlfriend because she told me she liked Doom? I should tell that story som ...
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On a podcast maybe? ;)
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My last girlfriend liked everything I like (with the exception of porn and rollercoasters). It's pretty intense when interest match
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I am planning a big Doom special towards the end of the year to celebrate its 20th anniversary.
"Her great grandmother sang with Louis Armstrong. Her great grandfather was a big shot in the KKK. Conflict was in her blood."
All this talk about Strife lately... #DosGameScreenADay
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic "If they keep pushing the power crystal this hard, it's gonna flaw, and then shatter, and then BOOM!! . ...
Replying to @AveTory
It's a FPS with some unusual (for the time) elements. Not quite an RPG though.
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Hopefully @ben_304 will write an article about it soon. Most people dismissed it because it was based on the idTech 1 (Doom engine)
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idTech1 is just something that displays maps and sprites. The rest is up to gameplay programmers.
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Yeah, "stealth" is silly. But you quickly get used to the concept.
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No it's not. All Doom limitations are here. Sector maps, only vertical sector movement, no sloped surfaces, etc.
Dawn of the Dad #DadFilms
Rosemary's Dad #DadFilms
Run, Dad, Run #DadFilms
Beverly Hills Dad #DadFilms
Freddy's Dad: The Final Nightmare #DadFilms
The Law Abiding Dad #DadFilms
It's a Wonderful Dad #DadFilms
Dad Snaps #DadFilms
Dad Soldiers #DadFilms
Dad's Labyrinth #DadFilms
The Fifth Dad #DadFilms
The Incredible Dad #DadFilms
A Serious Dad #DadFilms
Training Dad #DadFilms
Groundhog Dad #DadFilms
Mother's Dad #DadFilms
Rejected: A Hard Dad's Night & Wet Hot American Dad #DadFilms #NotWhatYouThought
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dad #DadFilms
That's My Dad #DadFilms
What's Dad Got to Do with It? #DadFilms
From Russia with Dad #DadFilms
Dude, Where's My Dad? #DadFilms
Confessions of a Dangerous Dad #DadFilms
And to redeem myself, here's actually something DOS related: #Wolf3D
In continuation of the discussion of how far Strife pushed the Doom engine, let's take a look at a game that ran on a heavily modified...
... Wolfenstein 3D engine - Shadowcaster (Raven/Origin, 1993) http://youtu.be/sJO3bOPG5do
Bruce Campbell visits the biggest Evil Dead fan. (She does indeed have an impressive amount of rare collectables) http://youtu.be/fQehUZdnA2E
My modest Evil Dead video collection https://x.com/dosnostalgic/status/290978338938425344/photo/1
For a reference: here's an IMPRESSIVE Evil Dead video collection by Xage (shot from 4 years ago, it's bigger now) http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b221/xage00/ed_ALL3.jpg
Fuck it. It's time to watch The Blues Brothers!
Replying to @AveTory
I'd gladly switch with you for a while if I could.
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I know I wouldn't. But I wouldn't mind watching my own got a change.
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Don't forget Oleg Taktarov!
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Well, he was in Generation Pi already. Briefly.
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I just looked it up and apparently he has been in more shitty Russian movies. That blows. I really like the guy too.
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Trejo is in a lot of shit though. But he loves doing it. Diaz is probably just looking for a job that's not in tv for a change.
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I've enjoyed Pi to a degree. It gets worse as it progresses, but it's pretty close to the book, at least as far as I can remember.
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He's always so enthusiastic about everything he's working on. I loved listening to a few podcasts he's done.
@AveTory Listening to a Trejo interview: -Have you ever turned something down and regretted it afterwards? -I've never turned down anything!
Troma launched an indiegogo campaign for the sequel to their great All The Love You Cannes doc: http://www.indiegogo.com/occupycannes/x/1029991
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LOL "My parole states that I can not be near any weapons or sharp objects of any kind, so as a joke Robert makes me Machete."
I still can't believe that it's almost been 20 years since DOOM came out #DosGameScreenADay https://x.com/dosnostalgic/status/291208969266012160/photo/1
The Dark Knight Returns Part 2 came out on demand and I missed it??? AAAAAhhhh!!!
RT @Senscape: WE DID IT!! Asylum has been approved on #SteamGreenlight! Thank you SO MUCH for your support! We couldn't have achieved th ...
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Congratulatttiooooooooons! Now please stop teasing and give us means to donate our hard earned money!
Just finished The Dark Knight Returns: Part 2 and it looks like I'll need a day to recover from it. I still can't believe how good it was.
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I prefer my Doom full speed. :) I didn't get that upgrade back in the day for nothing!
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So do I. DOOM II is my favorite first person shooter. Both games have been installed on all my machines for 20 years now.
RT @ThatKevinSmith: I know WarnerBros just won a Globe for ARGO, but it's not overstating it to say they deserve a Nobel Prize for the D ...
Finished This Book is Full of Spiders just now. Disappointing. Has its moments, but overall rather tiresome read. Not very engaging.
Most importantly, it's not funny. So it kind of fails as being a sequel to John Dies at the End.
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The Raid is fucking amazing!
Incredibly unpleasant weather in New York today...
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No matter where you go, there you are.
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I'll never forget the 1st time seeing Buckaroo Banzai because I was incredibly high, but the movie didn't feel amazing.
If you like Batman (and who doesn't?), but haven't seen The Dark Knight Returns animated feature(s), please set aside some time for it.
Don't think you're above cartoons or some such shit. The latest animated epic is better than any of Nolan's films.
I only wish they had cartoons like that when I was a kid. Although this one is not very kid-friendly, surprisingly.
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Well, the cells/color are digital, but it's traditional 2d. Extremely well done. Made me cry.
I'm VERY surprised how much shit from the comic made it in. Including the topless nazi chick. And all the violence, dear God...
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But it is!
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I like Nolan's films, especially the 2nd one. They are just full of little annoying things. And make Batman look like a pussy.
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I'm hoping for the R rated The Killing Joke, but of course that'll never happen.
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That's why they are lacking a bit imo. That and the plot holes.
RT @TheHorrorMaster: Thanks everyone. You've made my 65th a great day.
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You're welcome! :)
"If you are ahead of your time, that's nearly just as bad as being behind the times. You still got the same problem." - Ridley Scott
RT @GOGcom: Just $9.99 for Leisure Suit Larry Greatest Hits and Misses (Larry 1-6 collection + something extra), @GOGcom http://t.co/U9Z ...
Yeeaahh baby! GOG is now offering Leisure Suit Larry's Greatest Hits and Misses! (Hint: BUY IT!) http://www.gog.com/gamecard/leisure_suit_larry
RT @richardcobbett: Isn't it about time that Leisure Suit Larry compilations started bundling Love For Sail, which is actually excellent ...
I assume it's the VGA version of LSL 6 that's included in the collection, just like the original release, right?
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I fucking love 7. But what I really want is for 6 SVGA to become less obscure.
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Line work? it's the same a VGA only in hi-res. That's what I love about it. The only Sierra game like that.
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Whatever. You don't like the art style in LSL1VGA either. ;)
Ah, Leisure Suit Larry 3. The only old pc game besides Dreamweb that I can think of that features make nudity.
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Well, yeah, and all the gradients make it look like a collage art book, but I still find it interesting
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I can't see any penis on the screenshots, but maybe that's just me.
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Ah. Yes. There's no question about it now. Well, thank you good sir. I think my dick quota for the day is filled.
Since the Leisure Suit Larry collection got released, anyone care for a LSL #MorningDOSTalk ? Your favorites, LSL stories, etc?
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Personally, I'm intent on finding penises everywhere, not just games. They keep telling me it's only a cigar.
Replying to @djbriandamage, @richardcobbett and @AgustinCordes
I vote LSL5/1 because fuck youuuuuuu!
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic No game has ever seemed as unfair to me in puzzles as LSL2. After I couldn't get past the aeroplane after hou ...
I'll start with a lost of my most favorite LSL games to least: 1 VGA, 7, 6, 5, 2, 3
Let's not forget that LSL 6 gave us the option to undo the action leading to death. Thanks, Sierra!
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic LSL 3 is my favorite by far. Love the music and the atmosphere, and how it gave Larry closure... until ...
Replying to @AmayirotAkago and @djbriandamage
Masochists!
LSL7 is one of the most enjoyable Sierra games, not to mention the only cartoon animated Sierra game that's not shit.
And if you were about to jump up and say something about Torin's Passage than SIT YO ASS DOWN!
Leisure Suit Larry VGA is how I discovered adventure games. I was not aware the genre existed before then.
To all LSL3 fanboys: I like a lot about that game, except for the fact that IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FUCKING PLAY.
Replying to @djbriandamage
Yep. Time sensitive parser puzzles are especially frustrating.
Replying to @djbriandamage
It's been quite a while, but i remember a few. Followed by deaths.
Replying to @AveTory
You didn't like LSL7 when it came out? I don't think I've meet a single person who didn't like it.
RT @romero: As a programmer in the 80s & early 90s, how many computers you knew is what mattered. Not OS's or languages. Well, you h ...
Replying to @AveTory
What? LSL 6 is pretty extreme in some cases.
Replying to @AveTory
As far as I'm concerned 7 is the least crass one in the series.
Replying to @AveTory
Really? Cartoon tits bother you more than that time Larry got ass raped by a mechanical contraption in 6? 7 is the most innocent.
Replying to @AveTory
Three and Six are borderline misogynistic sometimes, no matter how much is like them.
Replying to @AveTory
Oh yeah, the tranny. Definitely a wtf moment. Also plenty of shitty gay jokes. Not very tasteful.
Replying to @AveTory
How dare you! #HandsOffGAG
Replying to @AveTory
And I don't care what you think, but Ken Williams making dick balloons is hilarious.
Дамы и господа, Леонид Соболев! #RussianLSL
Yahtzee's review of Hotline Miami is hilarious and spot on (as always): http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6723-Black-Knight-Sword-Hotline-Miami
Leisure Suit Larry related moments in my life that I'll always remember:
Finishing LSL1VGA at a friend's place. His dad walked in, saw Larry and Eve in bed on screen and said "What kind of games are you playing?"
The day I got my hands on LSL6 (floppy) my mother was on a business trip to Moscow. I had the place to myself.
I was determined to best the game, which didn't happen till 4 in the morning. My hands shaking from exhaustion...
Eyes watery from looking at a old crt monitor all day. I felt like shit, but I was triumphant.
Also: Punching my keyboard because of LSL 3.
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
You poor bastard.
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
And just in case: http://dotemu.com
RT @nuckles0000: @dosnostalgic lsl3 was such a b____ to finish i remember, save and save to different locations.
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
I contributed to it. Financially, I mean.
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
of all the things that got crowdfunded last year, that's the one I'm least excited about. Not 2 say I'm not looking forward 2it
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
Double Fine Adventure!
RT @RealCliveBarker: No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
Also looking forward to the new Tex Murphy sequel a lot.
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Man, the way those old CRTs used to leave one's eyes feeling. It hurt to close them, open them, anything. But ...
Meanwhile Riven comes out for the iPad, so now you can feel stupid on the go.
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic For buying Riven? Yes.
Riven is a significantly better game than Myst. But that still doesn't mean that it's any good. #ClassicGameBashing
Replying to @djbriandamage
Yes, they are equally "good". I agree.
Replying to @djbriandamage
I despise Myst and everything Myst-related. Except for maybe 9: The Last Resort.
Replying to @AgustinCordes and @djbriandamage
Well, yeah, I guess. I like 9 more. :)
Boss: You got scotch tape in your pocket? // Me: No, I'm just happy to see you.
Best friend is coming over to watch both parts of The Dark Knight Returns tonight. I could watch it a 100 times, no joke!
Replying to @richardcobbett
Shhh. Don't spoil the surprise.
RT @AstroboyEDM: @dosnostalgic In less than 20 minutes, I lost my virginity to a hooker, got an STD, my dick exploded, and I died. #What ...
RT @JRichardKelly: “This DVD is the entire feature with the words ‘shit’ ‘fuck’ and ‘asshole’ removed per FEARnet’s request.” I am frami ...
Replying to @lazygamereviews
Haha. I had a version of this that was translated/pirated by then not-exactly-legit GSC Game World. :)
Replying to @lazygamereviews
They actually didn't do a very good job. Translation was shit. Most Russian/Ukranian companies had questionable past.
This week @PushinUpRoses takes a 2nd look at Capstone's brief escapade with adventure gaming - Wayne's World: http://youtu.be/sy7M19zwpXk
I think I'm actually gonna try to get that DOOM tattoo done before the game's 20th anniversary. If I'll have extra cash this year, of course
I might as well buy Normality while it's on sale. I always wanted to check out the UK version. #GOG
Also, Realms of the Haunting is on sale. You should buy it. Yes, that means you. http://www.gog.com/gamecard/realms_of_the_haunting
Replying to @evilmiera
Yes.
Does anyone care to talk about Capstone Software? #MorningDOSTalk
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic They made the most boringly named game of all time. Aside from that...
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic Can't say I have much hands-on experience with their games, but the best thing they probably did was pu ...
I know you played Corridor 7! I bet you even pretended that you liked it! #MorningDOSTalk
Witchaven is almost a decent game! Of only the controls and the levels weren't so shit... #MorningDOSTalk
I'm also gonna offer defense to Operation Body Count. The music is great and the game actually changes halfway through & becomes interesting
TekWar had Shatner in it! Well, that's about it, really... #Capstone #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @djbriandamage
It was also a TV show. The game has the intro from it. Her also appears to give you briefings before each level.
Replying to @AlexPRodgers
The sequel wasn't any good as far as I remember
Replying to @AveTory
A couch? She's pretty easy, huh? ;P
Replying to @AgustinCordes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! #StopTeasing
#FF @AveTory If you want honest game rants. Also: A fellow Russian. P.S. One of the few people on Twitter who I know in real life.
.@AveTory And I have NEVER done a #FF before, so you better appreciate it, motherfucker!
Replying to @AveTory
Of all the films you could be watching...
Replying to @AveTory
I agree on this one. I've watched it last year and while I'm not as fond of it as I used to be, it's still a very good sequel.
Replying to @AveTory
I still do. And you praised the Third one, which in reality is cheap, shitty and boring.
Replying to @AveTory
2nd one is well written, surprisingly well acted, and just overall very well made. A surprise, because I didn't expect that.
Taking care of my ex's cat. Supposedly for only a day, but I'm considering holding it hostage.
Replying to @djbriandamage
You should have went for it, dude.
Replying to @AveTory
It's also expertly directed. Well, it's was until the new cut.
I just now realized that I didn't have a cat in the house in a decade. I'm definitely keeping this one.
RT @richardcobbett: In this week’s Crap Shoot - Bibleman, Bibleman. Does whatever a bible can! He also probably knows how to make waffl ...
Preparing myself to the I'm-going-to-take-the-love-of-your-life-aka-your-cat-away-from-you conversation that's going to transpire today.
Replying to @djbriandamage
Yay for In the 1st Degree!
I learned something very important today, so time wasn't wasted. #Yay
The amazingly awesome action puzzle game The Lost Vikings #DosGameScreenADay
Replying to @ShotupSpeako and @AlexPRodgers
Here's my review of the 1st game: http://youtu.be/sM6doEurERQ But the ones you REALLY need to play are 2 and 3
Ancient DOS Games is not that thrilled by Quest for Glory: http://pixelships.com/adg/ep0103.html #AGD
Well, it looks like Mr. Igor Artemov has left twitter, once again leaving the world with no means of getting in touch. I'm gonna miss him.
Saw The Impossible last night. @JonasKyratzes was right. Been a while since I've seen the movie so great technically and so poor in content.
The effects, cinematography, editing and everything else is top notch, but it's all wasted/misused. Very strange. #TheImpossible
Replying to @ben_304
How terrible are we taking about here.
Replying to @ben_304
Oh wow....
RT @ben_304: Over on Fiction in the Machine I take a look at Strife http://fiction-machine.blogspot.com.au/2013/01/grass-roots-strife-1996.html
Replying to @djbriandamage
was about too leave work, but now I'm abusing their wifi to download this so i can check it out during my ride home.
Replying to @djbriandamage
WHEEL!!! OF!!! FISH!!!
Pardon my recent silence, been busy. So, how about them DOS games then?
First Tomb Raider game is kind of shit, ain't it? #ClassicGameBashing
Replying to @djbriandamage
Nah. Don't care for it either.
RT @AmayirotAkago: @dosnostalgic The entire Tomb Raider series was shit until Crystal Dynamics took over.
RT @Tyrian3: @dosnostalgic DOS4GW! :D
RT @Criterion: John Carpenter shares his 10 favorite westerns. RIO BRAVO takes the cake: http://ow.ly/h4br5 (via @coudal)
RT @richardcobbett: In this week’s Crap Shoot, it’s Quickies Week - a look at some games that are fun & weird, but not whole column- ...
Replying to @dosnostalgic
.@AveTory I didn't know you were back on twitter! YAY!
Replying to @AveTory
Everyone noticed!
Replying to @AveTory
Not just me. :) I even got direct messages asking about you.
RT @AdamZwakk: FUCK YES! I finally have all 3 @lucasartsgames Archives IN BOX AND COMPLETE in my collection. My 8 year old self in me is ...
Good morning people of Tweeter! Anyone want to talk about DOS stuff on this wonderful brisk winter morning? #MorningDOSTalk
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Yes. I like big pixels and I cannot lie.
Here's one: Why do all the people in Touché: The Adventures of the Fifth Musketeer look like Guybrush Threepwood circa Monkey Island 2?
Replying to @AveTory
I know that you know. We had an argument over this, remember?
Replying to @AveTory
I do. I remember you protesting and me sending you both screenshots.
RT @richardcobbett: @dosnostalgic It's a touche subject.
And another question: All the Indy4-like stuff in Igor: Objective Uikokahonia, a homage or a rip-off?
One of my favorite adventure games ever - Day of the Tentacle #DosGameScreenADay
RT @richardcobbett: Adventures need New Game Plus modes. Same plot, only now you can just *facepunch* the needlessly obstructive asshole ...
Replying to @richardcobbett
Verdict?
Hey! Who likes Settlers? #MorningDOSTalk
Hey! Who likes Populous? #MorningDOSTalk
RT @PlayingGilly: @dosnostalgic Very much so, always had a soft spot for management style games.
Replying to @AveTory and @Worldslayer
Whatever. It's not for DOS.
Replying to @AveTory and @Worldslayer
What about The Settlers then?
Replying to @AveTory
What's wrong with you?
Replying to @djbriandamage and @AveTory
Although I really REALLY enjoy the first Inca game, I don't think it's one of Coktel's best.
RT @Kikoskia: I didn't know this even existed until last week.
RT @GOGcom: Only $9.99 for The Bard's Tale, a brilliant comedic role playing title (+3 classic DOS-era Bard's Tale games) http://t.co/1F ...
RT @AgustinCordes: IT'S ALIVE!! The Asylum #Kickstarter is ready to go and our pineal glands are tingling with excitement! http://t.co/t ...
Thank God for smart phones! Backed Asylum kickstarter while in the bathroom at work. http://kck.st/VlnMSs
Have you looked over your shoulder when playing Scratches? Then this will make you shit your pants!: http://kck.st/VlnMSs #Asylum
Replying to @joek000 and @lazygamereviews
I'm not that big of a fan of the series, or rpgs in general, but it sounds very reasonable.
Oh fuck you, US suburbs with no free wifi or 4G coverage! I backed Asylum, but I still can't watch the pitch video. http://kck.st/VlnMSs
RT @richardcobbett: WinRAR, WinRAR, WinRAR. I will never, ever pay for you. Deal with it.
Good morning, people! Who likes DOS games? Let's talk about stuff! #MorningDOSTalk
Like, remember when you DIDN'T have to have the name Roger Wilco in Space Quest? Those were the days... #MorningDOSTalk
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
I'm not a fan. Boring.
If you've ever attempted to make a game in Pie in the Sky 3D Game Creation System (what a mouthful), raise your hand. #MorningDOSTalk
RT @ben_304: @dosnostalgic Reminds me of being able to set a phrase in LSL2 and have it pop up at various moments in the game!
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
idk. Most of the improvements over Wolf3D are in the second game. Too mazy and too cartoony for me. Not enough originality.
Replying to @AstroboyEDM
YESSS!
RT @AstroboyEDM: @dosnostalgic You wanna know what was an unsung hero of the DOS era? In Search of Dr. Riptide
I KNOW you also follow @AgustinCordes , so if you haven't pledged to Asylum yet, do it or you're not my friend anymore! http://kck.st/VlnMSs
Hey, US people! You know that tax return you have been putting off doing? You should file now, and give some $ to this: http://kck.st/VlnMSs
And now that I'm done whoring myself out to @AgustinCordes , it might be time for some #ClassicGameBashing
Oh my, I think this is going to be a big one. I might lose followers over this one. I probably shouldn't... #ClassicGameBashing
Replying to @AgustinCordes
At last you might actually succed.
Are you ready, kids? #ClassicGameBashing
Beneath a Steel Sky! #ClassicGameBashing
While BASS is most certainly one of the best adventure games ever, it's full of those fucking annoying little things. #ClassicGameBashing
It's weird, but I can't actually put in words what actually annoys me in BASS. Probably because last time I played it I was in my teens.
Replying to @Worldslayer
That was a given back in those days. No, that's not the one.
#BadGamesThatImWillingToDefend Animal (Microtime, 1996)
If you've never played Animal, you should probably keep it this way and read this piece by @richardcobbett instead http://pcgamer.com/2011/08/06/saturday-crapshoot-animal
Replying to @richardcobbett
They didn't have those where I used to live, so I dodged this one. Yet the game still made it there.
Can we get that Scott Pilgrim beat 'em up on PC please?
Replying to @TorbenFrost and @frederik_olsen
it doesn't have to be Manhunter to be annoying. Lol.
Replying to @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
Well, yeah, same here. Although I like KQ5 too. Maybe I'll play through BASS after I'm done with Ecstatica.
Replying to @frederik_olsen and @TorbenFrost
Cedric is the worst, but i don't give a shit. Whatever. Hell, I like both Manhunter games too! Nostalgia!
Replying to @AveTory
Yes! I love when people figure shit out for me! Also, podcast this weekend?
Replying to @AveTory
You have multiple females sleeping with you? Intriguing...
Replying to @AveTory
K. I might be off on Monday then. If I don't have to go to court that is. I'll let you know.
Replying to @AveTory
I wish I did.
Evil Dead Remake isn't coming out on my birthday anymore! Thank you, Sam.
Replying to @rik_ffg
It plays very well. It's enjoyable.
Replying to @AveTory
Campbell doesn't do crap anymore. He just sticks to tv now.
Replying to @AveTory
Burn Notice is a rather well done show. The formula just got old. But he's good in it.
Games by Silmarils were always gorgeous - Metal Mutant #DosGameScreenADay https://x.com/dosnostalgic/status/296706486107795457/photo/1
Replying to @ShotupSpeako and @AveTory
He wasn't in Drag Me to Hell :(
Here's a relic from the past: An old photo of yours truly and @GroovyBruce himself:
Replying to @AveTory
You do realize you're like one of the ten people in the world who likes that show? Me being one of the other 9...
Replying to @ShotupSpeako and @AveTory
I'm a self proclaimed Campbell expert.
RT @GroovyBruce: @dosnostalgic: A relic from the past: An old photo of yours truly and @GroovyBruce himself:
You w ...
My roommate's new t-shirt :D https://x.com/dosnostalgic/status/296711463421227008/photo/1
Taxes - filed! #MyAccomplishmentOfTheDay
Finally got around to watching Tim Burton's animated Frankenweenie. Well, what can I say? It's boring. Burton lost it.
I know there are probably a few Heroes of Might and Magic fans on here. #DosGameScreenADay https://x.com/dosnostalgic/status/297032287684538368/photo/1
Replying to @AveTory
I don't think it's your type of game.
Replying to @AveTory
Hmmm... Yeah, I've been ignoring his games, come to think of it.
Damn, I'm so much older and Metal Mutant is STILL hard. #Silmarils
RT @lazygamereviews: May finally be getting hooked up with an Amiga 1200 computer. Balls yes, I can almost the smell the AGA.
I should do a review of Weird Dreams one of these days... #AnnoyinglyHardGames
Replying to @AmayirotAkago
I used to be able to get through the whole thing when I was a kid. I recall a lot of frustrated repetition.